Wotcha! My name is Muhammed-N’Bongo
I’m a 27 year old Sudanese Manchester United fan (African football expert for you Johnny Foreigners). I make football related memes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my Facebook comment-section punditry and worshipping superior English footballers (Wayne Rooney, Michael Carrick, Ashley Young).
I train with my Nike® Hypervenom’s™ every day, this superior Nike® boot can cut clean through an ankle because it is endorsed by Wayne Rooney himself, and vastly superior to any other boot on earth. I earned by boot license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently in both Cockney and Estuary dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about English history, and their Sharia Law, which I follow 100%.
When I get my English visa, I am moving to London to attend prestigious high school to learn more about Manchester United’s history. I hope I can become a starting forward for Manchester United, or perhaps a manager!
I own several United shirts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to London, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in London! #GGMU #LondonIsRed
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It would be funnier if he was an American /sp/ Arsenal fan
Good luck Muhammed N'Bong
You are doing Allah's work
>>68196422
>boot license
>file name
>those shorts look cotton
Top kek m8p
Wait a goddamn minute, is this OC? I mean, it's fucking shit, but OC on summer /so/ in thcureent year? Absolutely fucking bowled for six m8 (hey America, this saying means 'blown away' or the eauivalent)
>N'Bongoal
In case you want to register that too before anyone else.
>>68196422
I have those same cleats, am I a nigger?
>>68196589
Long answer: yes.
>>68196422
>didnt name the prestigious school
>didn't change bow to elders
4/10 edit of /rug/ edit of pasta
Gomenasai, my name is Neymar-Sama.
I’m a 24 year old Brazilian Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors in the favela and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
