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Most corners FH - Australia @2.45. Greece got the first one, but Australia will overtake. 9/10 conf
>>68193118
Also: Greece got ONE corner last game.
japan -1 = free $
Anyone watching Greece? How'd they score?
I put a muggy acca on last night before I went to bed, why did I put Australia SW?
>>68193158
in the same boat
PLEASE give me a good tip @evens
>>68193181
Japan have little reason to make any changes after their demolition of Bulgaria. Shinji Kagawa, Shinji Okazaki, and Maya Yoshida were the standout players in that match and are sure to remain in the starting line up.
Japan -1.5
Morning lads
>>68193181
you to be a pennyless beggar forever @1.02
>>68193186
no shit sherlock
>>68193195
Fuck off sadam
2-0 greece? pmsl
rip roos
Yo lads.
I am at uni minutes before finals, and i am more worried about my bets than the exam.
Is it normal ?
>>68193171
Kill me
>>68193261
Yeah you're just an addict.
Do the aussies have what it takes to make a comeback?
Just waiting to reback Middlesex when the odds allow
>>68193294
Probably no
>>68193300
What's a good run line target for Middlesex?
pfft like we even care about soccer
>>68193118
this is a winner
>>68193341
Hard to say.. this ground is only used once a year so it's hard to say what a good score is.
McCullum absolutely smacking though, wish I got on top batsman
>>68193357
pls 3-2
suggest investments
Can listen to commentary here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/36449116
>>68193382
get your 10 quid ready for when Euan goes paid ;^)
>>68193394
suggest me more, there must be better ones
got on mccullum top scoring at 3.5. feelsgoodman
>>68193357
>>68193381
Seconded
>didnt deposit early enough
>still hasn't gone in
>was going to bet heaps on greece
>they're wogging it up right now
Life is suffering
>>68193467
and why exactly were you going to back Greece on firsthand?
>>68193485
We suck and would have made more betting on Greece
I'm LARGE on O13.5 corners Australia game @2
Cash out Japan hT?
>>68193526
lol nvm 1111111111111111111
>>68193526
Yes;) #betmagic
>>68193541
PMSL
>>68193526
nice la
Have faith in Japan. These men are VERY honorable, strideworthy people. They WILL seal the 2-1 deal before HT. Dubs confirm.
oh dear mccullum caught
>>68193590
'no'
>>68193597
pmsl
>>68193590
just cash out m8
Gonna quit /bet/ for the day if I don't get repeating digits
>>68193651
thank fuck.
>>68193602
Yeah, did that after the dubs didn't confirm.
>>68193593
Need Morgan to come through.
Just been given a warning by jani pmsl
smed on 2nd half greece
>>68193590
Have faith in Greece. These men are VERY honorable, strideworthy people. They WILL win.
>>68193745
Pmsl, you are on a horrible run mate
>>68193790
pmsl I got the corner market right x2
Big Brother UK starts tonight lads, will provide us with some much needed, profitable, novelty bets
Channel 5 @ 9pm
>>68193745
DREAD to think where your head is at right now
Jani must have been absolutely SEETHING last night. Shop must have been out of hotpockets or something
>>68193799
Pls no
>>68193798
Are you not the same toothpaste who put 1k on corners in the Panama game?
>>68193808
Yeah, but I do this all day. I was one corner off btw
>referencing hotpockets in a /brit/ general
>>68193815
Next time buddy
>>68193807
The lads heads gone, musta got on the corners tip. Sorry Jani will keep it on topic today
>>68193836
He meant pukka pies I'm sure
>>68193820
Please keep all discussion pertaining to sports.
>>68193808
Thanks for the tip (halmstad fc) yesterday lad, I forgot to say it.
>>68193857
No worries mate, much appreciated :)
>>68193857
halmstad tip was posted everywhere lol
he prob copied it
Poland is going to win the euro
>>68193881
he copied it from juve
>>68193881
Yeah I should really give credit to Juveguy.
>>68193863
:D
>>68193881
It doesn't matter, it was through him that I ended up knowing about it. He deserves my thanks.
Australia corners WHEN?
>>68193914
Never I hope.
>>68193899
>>68193894
...Seriously?
>>68193942
Yeah I paid Juveguy a fiver for a tip and then posted it as my own pmsl
Middlesex should get around 330-350, plenty of batting left
>>68193960
not a funny matter.
Staked my Argentina bets last night and went to sleep. Woke up shortly after the game absolutely drenched in sweat and too scared to check results. No idea why I was worrying so much about 2 small stakes.
TT set up now, name is Kraut, got tips coming up in the evening
>>68193976
It is for me, one tip closer to going paid ;')
>middlesex choking
FUCKING KANGAROO CUNTS, I NEED 3 MORE CORNERS
>>68193504
think you should pack this gambling lark in m8
lol is japan seriously going to draw
>>68194013
No :')
>>68194013
nah might lose now pmsl
Bosnia 2nd team stronk
Is TT free? Or do I pay to use it? Usually just do my own tips or good ones from here.
JUST
>>68193996
>>68194009
Yeah, because anyone would think the game would go 30 minutes without corners on either end.
>>68194024
You pay £100 to sign up but it is well worth it
>>68194028
Corners are lotto shite mate.
>>68194023
joke desu
>>68194041
How is it worth it
Lads, do you use Neteller?
>>68193996
>betting on more than 10 corners per game
would love a 5th in the Myanmar-South Korea match
odd game this.
>>68194056
Lots of surreal tipsters like juveguy, inplay2g, basi-booms
>>68194087
>juveguy
>surreal
talking big sense here pal
Big Brother UK starts tonight lads, will provide us with some much needed, profitable, novelty bets
Channel 5 @ 9pm
What's the best bookies for these kinds of bets?
>>68194147
STOP this AWFUL meme right now
>>68194147
Last year's was pretty funny with the Irish guy Marc.
>>68194161
Been getting any Kinder bars lately friend?
Very VERY interested to see where this Big Brother poster is going with this.
>>68194179
He was hysterical, only just realised you csn place bets on who goes home/who stays/who wins so I think it'd be pretty easy money to just accu who's gonna stay/go each week
>>68194196
SHAKING for this fun and exciting value :)
>>68194193
excellent gimmick in comparison to juveguy
>>68194196
That Danny guy was a right melt. Yeah it's usually easy to guess
@hass, middlesex at 1.55 now. reback?
Here's a updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
Sorted then, look out for /bet/: big brother edition later tonight.
They're going into the house tonight, so odds will be high and we'll predict the winner & suss out who's gonna go first.
Exiting stuff lads.
>>68194255
7. Someone should use their roll on a hitman to assassinate Juveguy
>>68194255
have a you
>>68194264
Thing is they bring in more people later on. Like Marc came in after. And he must have been favourite to win.
>>68194255
>2016
>we don't have this
NEED to think of a trip
Should I trade out on Hillary, lads?
Don't know why, but I've got a bad feeling.
>>68194362
Would love to tear the JANNY a new one. Suppresses all the banter desu.
>>68194362
We tried, they didn't want us
>>68194193
>>68194200
>>68194333
>that familiar one word per sentence in capital letters
got a feeling were in the presence of a trip that said he was quitting /bet/ for the day, lads
>>68194225
Just seen this m8 sorry
>>68194346
Stay, Trump won't be elected.
>>68194362
Was Big Brother posting a thing last year?
>>68194362
If we move anywhere, we move to our own board
>>68194362
Also if characters want to put forward arguments it would be interesting, so many arguments for IN and OUT.
This is your future.
>>68194388
pmsl 2 of those were me
just copying gimmicks to try to fit in :(
>>68194385
link?
>>68194395
>characters
>>68194385
Doesn't matter, we unofficially tried. Just need to show the owner and /biz/ mods our reasoning and they'll allow it. It's silly we're pigeon holed to /sp/ when half of our activity isn't even related to sports.
/bet/ IS /biz/
>>68194418
There's always r9K
>>68194394
This. Fucking origami has its own board
>>68194418
Not sure I'm comfortable sharing a board with the denizens of /biz/.
Very strange board
>>68194425
>hass gets called a chad
>>68194442
>No more drunk posting allowed
The only board that can cope with our rampant shitposting is /b/
>>68194409
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/1220439#p1220439
>>68194442
Hass is the Christian Reese of /bet/
>>68194418
Look at /biz/ though. More than 50% of the posts are poor people asking how to make money quickly. Do you want people who dont even bet asking that in /bet/? It would be beyond "wtb?"
>>68194362
anyone voting OUT please leave my thread and never come back
Reminder that posting about sports betting will never get you banned.
>>68194472
We just need to come up with something in the pastebin, like a codeword that we can put next to purposely shitty, awful, no-chance-in-hell bets.
Then we can make this problem humorous.
>>68194465
Did we get banned or what?
>He isn't developing characters
>>68194491
It's the principle. This is /bet/ not Sports /bet/. Why should we be ruled over by these jannys just because of some harmless off topic posting, most of which relates to the sole purpose of the betting threads.
So many generals on /sp/ are filled with non-topic non-sports reletaed non-general related posting that goes unpunished always.
>>68194362
How about we go to >>>/asp/
>>68194532
You'll get people every month asking who they should bet on for the next WWE PPV
>>68194491
This
>>68194532
>If you could have sex with one female talent on the WWE payroll who would it be?
Imagine the slightest chance of these dangers posting on the thread
>>68194520
>using /bet/ as your coping mechanism for your schizophrenia
We're here for you SP, dont worry
>>68194503
I would rather /bet/ was just people who knew about betting. Dont see how moving boards will make them appear though
>>68194528
>>>trash/3312114/
>>68194532
Dont be fucking stupid.
>>68194527
The jani hates /bet/ for no reason. He obviously lost his mother's fiver on some shite tip
>>68194560
>cant link /trash/ threads
Think Jani would off himself if we left. Who else would he impose his """"""power""""""" on
>>68194147
Used to be someone on here who was slightly shrewd at bb bets
Can't remember his name
>>68194574
>missed the first slash despite specifically reposting to add it
>>68194362
Will /biz/ mods tolerate tinder and big brother? I doubt it
>>68194596
Big Brother betting to make money.
Tinder dates to spend hard earned money on.
>>68194596
I doubt they'd care enough to browse our thread with the frequency the /sp/ mods do.
>>68194648
They might, because the other threads are very slow compared to the /bet/ post frequency
>this victim complex
Do NOT feel safe browsing /trash/.
SHAKING at the state of /trash/
The same people shitposting about big brother are the shitposters advocating a move.
>>68194672
THIS
withdrawing part of my roll for therapy sessions after scrolling through the first page.
>>68194672
>>68194693
>ugh my pretty lil' eyes can't handle free speech
I see /bet/ as more of a social group tbqh. I'm not in it for the """tips""" any more, or even general chat about betting. I just like spending time with these great people :)
How about the big brother posters, tinderfags and this wetwipe >>68194716 move to /biz/ and everyone else can just stay here and post sports-related things
>>68194716
This. Is. So. Important.
Agree. /bet/ since moving from crude to shrewd has been about discussion and stories mostly related to betting. Not many people here tip on /bet/ especially with the rise of TT now.
>>68194672
>>68194693
>>68194713
this. feel sick
pic related
>>68194756
>He doesn't get a raging hard-on when he's bursting for a piss
>>68194766
Your bathroom must be a fucking mess
/trash/ seems like is is full of massive dangers. At least Albania will fit in
>welcomed by /sug/
>>68194741
agreed
>Caribbean Cup qualification not traded anywhere
Curaçao gonna score double digits tonight ffs
>>68194803
DO NOT want to know what that is
>>68194811
took a peek at the general.
head's gone.
we'd be better of in /r9k/ desu, they have a rolling /brit/ general in there. might be able to recruit a few lads.
>>68194821
W-what did you see lid?
>>68194829
>Wanting more characters to add to this roster
>>68194830
I can't even
>>68194844
>>/tumblr/
>everyone ITT acting like normies new to 4chan
>>68194829
>recruit
what the fuck do you want from r9k's /brit/?
Might as well move to /int/ so we can get people to translate for us
>>68194756
i love it when my wife's boyfriend makes her piss in front of us
>>68194821
>>68194844
Don't know what I'm seeing honestly. Is that an insect? An alien? A cat?
Dangerous number of lewd cartoons in the catalog desu
>>68194829
couldn't imagine how much REEEEEEEEEEE'ing we'd get desu when telling people to "please have sex" and talking about "being out shagging"
WTB?
I've just looked through /sug/.
I have since withdrawn all the money I have in my betting accounts, deleted my TT account, and put it all in my ISA.
I've applied for different jobs and will now leave /bet/, /sp/ and 4chan.
I can't unsee. Sorry lids, goodbye x
>>68194855
didn't even know tumblr used that desu liddo
>going on tumblr
>>68194829
>>>/r9k/29118354
based lads, would love to see the beating Hass would get
We'd be off-topic on every board just becauses there's too much unrelated shit. Realistically, we can only move to a board with flags. /bet/'s obviously not /pol/ or /int/-related.
>a board of our own is the only solution
>>68194895
/int/ might work. Do they have any board rules for what constitutes on-topic?
>>68194903
CAN NOT unsee that
o1.5 in the Cambodia game @1.72. Probably half a dozen chances already in the second half
>>68194924
Pmsl penalty immediately after. I'll void it
>>68194908
Yeah, we can only talk about betting on interntationals, like Euros and friendlies. For real though, we'd get deleted and b& much more than /sp/ desu
>a board of our own
>>68194903
>>68194879
Enough 4chan for today
When are we gonna invite TorasAngel to /bet/ xoxo
going to bed lads, work tomorrow.
SHAKING at the thought of the /sug/ induced nightmares I'll no doubt have.
wtf is going on here
>>68194983
Night lid. Seeing green everywhere
>>68194994
Hass teaching a /sug/ lid how to say bye
>Star Wars: The Force Awakens went out of cinemas this week having grossed $2,068,176,052, more than $700 million less than Avatar
dafc
>>68194973
Working on it lad
>>68194983
>>68194983
night night x
Why are we talking about moving?
>>68195003
was nothing more than a glib facsimile of a New Hope
>>68195003
James Cameron is LORD
>>68195003
>went out of cinemas this week
Who is watching films at the cinema 6 months after release?
>>68195007
Big Brother starts tonight and we don't want to get banned from /sp/
>>68195003
zzzz That American SUCH a fraud.
How shit and boring is cricket when it's not a test match
>>68195034
idk but I hoped more people would
>>68195077
The pinnacle of test cricket is viewed as the leave. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of leaves that can be attempted within 5 days. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn
>>68195090
If you want to win that bet, you need to put your money on the David Brent movie coming to cinemas this august. It's going to be a blockbuster
>>68195096
Why have you pasted this?
But t20 is fucking shite. ipl is the worst thing i've ever witnessed.
>>68195115
millions on, shaking
Just had a live chat with Paddy Power. They're going to add Big Brother bets as soon as tonight's show as been aired, it will be under Novelty Bets > TV on all oddsmakers.
>>68195156
Thanks oddschecker
wtb canada - uzbeki
>>68195328
Canada SW
>>68195328
Draw
Are Lesnar's odds going to go up as it gets closer or is 2.38 the best we'll get?
>>68195328
Uzbek dont have their real side with them
>>68195384
source?
>>68195090
pure degeneracy
>>68195353
doubt they will increase.
2.62 on 365. i think he'll win.
>>68195390
Google. It's an international match, not some obscure u18 hungarian wheelchair basketball game
>>68195418
? Tried,can't find anything.
>>68195441
Talking big sense pal.
>>68195455
Great counter argument
>>68195441
Edgy
>>68195449
>The friendly against Canada is Uzbekistan’s only match of the summer, and Babayan is using it for lots of roster experimentation, with half of his 22-player squad coming in with five or fewer senior caps.
First result tells you that. I'm sure if you dig deeper you will find something more concrete
>>68195441
We should vote out because our own politicians are liars? Not too sure what the argument here is
>>68195441
mostly this.
people really think germany will stop trading with us? yes, mercedes, bmw and vag will so obviously stop trading with us if we leave ... no chance.
and i am tired of typing this, but people really need to realise that we WILL be 'told' to switch to the euro in the next 5-10 years. and it will collapse. again.
>>68195484
Canada win y/n?
>>68195003
>more than less than
what happens if the middlesex game is rained out?
Lads what is big Ross doing at east Midlands airport
>>68195557
2 on 0AH isn't bad.
...
They scored before captcha finished.
>>68195514
>and i am tired of typing this, but people really need to realise that we WILL be 'told' to switch to the euro in the next 5-10 years. and it will collapse. again
Citation please
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Where do we bet from on here @ canada
>>68195616
Ha. Got over 1.5 on now anyways. Always good to see someone else with the same thinking.
I am awful at betting but I love it at the same time.
>>68195620
Just got on Canada DNB
>>68195641
Went for Canada +0 2.30
>>68195644
It's well over 2 for FH 0 AH and FT 0 AH.
LUX SUCH A FRAUD
First time here.
1. Do you all break even?
2. Is this a good way to make beer money?
>>68195706
pmsl what was he on?
>>68195707
If you're breaking even, how are you gonna make beer money?
>>68194804
BV still reeling from when I raped them on it 2 years ago. They didn't even make it hard.
>Dog Shit Island Team A wins away 1st leg 5-0
>2nd leg odds for Dog Shit Island Team A SW is 1.7
No idea what the traders were doing but it was nice
has matthew daniel ever won a bet
>>68195720
Tipped something Im about to tip but he will make up bullshit reasons rather than using the real reason
>>68195745
zzz cant even tip these lines now.
>>68195745
TIP IT LAD
>>68195706
Why don't you call him out in his group?
>>68195760
No value. Were on a SW, correct odds were around -1.25, now on a -1.
>>68195721
breaking even means making up for everything you've spent. It doesn't mean no profit.
Large on Canada over 2.5
>>68195814
This isn't me.
Real tip large on handicap canada over 1.5
Canada to score in 2nd half @2.62 y/n?
>>68195760
Akademia
>>68195798
And now it is winning. I was in the middle of writing the tip out when he posted and ruined odds lol
Anyway, Veles SW in Russia is a tiny. Someone just smacked draw though.
>>68195814
>>68195830
Strange posts these
