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Who would win?
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Really, dude? It's no contest. No, seriously, it's a no contest, dummy.
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>>68188514
the black one
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>>68188514
earth worms
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could either of them have beaten her?
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Ali via submission
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>>68188514

Kimbo Slice is DEAD?
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Neither one's coming out alive.
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Ali would be too fast. Say what you want about strength, but Ali's speed and reach advantage will be of consequence
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>>68188787

No. She's a truly exceptional talent
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>>68188514
Mike Tyson
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Bruce Lee
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>>68188827

this fucking kek
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>>68188914

You do realize Ali hit much harder as well?
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>>68188514
>Who would win?
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>>68188710
>>68189589
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>>68188914
>Ali would be too fast

you're sounding like a Leefag
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>>68188514

A noose.
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professor snape
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>>68188514
me on the left
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In a backyard fight? Kimbo rapes him
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Why was the sticky removed? Because of some overrated europoor povertyballer?
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>ali is considered the white guy in this contest
KEK!
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>>68188833
UNDERRATED

>>68189244
Ali didn't hit hard
He was just fast
The faster the punches the more they hurt
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>>68188514
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>>68188787
>filename
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>>68195043
>Ali didn't hit hard
>He was just fast

You're an idiot.
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>ywn see prime Ali and slice brawl in some guy's basement
Hold me spee
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>>68195277
No I'm not, the faster you are the weaker the punches become, but when you punch fast enough they hurt over a longer period of time
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>>68195421
>the faster you are the weaker the punches become

Newton's second law of motion:

F = m*a
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>>68195421
Are you retarded?

Fast, lean, skinny, agile guys are much better punchers than fucking heavyweight gorillas.

A good punch is all about creating whip and speed.

Hence why literally all the GOATS are lean, skinny guys (Floyd Mayweather, Jon Jones, GSP, Anderson Silva etc. etc. etc.)

The reason Ali was so exceptional WAS THAT DESPITE his size, he was still so quick. That was what made him the true GOAT. He had both power and speed. Something literally nobody else has ever had ever.

>The city of you
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Ali couldn't even beat a professional wrestler in a fight.
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>>68195421
>the faster you are the weaker the punches become

you mean if I hit you with a punch slow like a snail I'd knock you out?
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>>68195869
Tell me what is the force? hmm
The weaker the force the faster you can move
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>>68195421

Ali's jabs were deadly. Actually watch some of his fights and see how hard he was hitting people.
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Kimo would squash Ali. Take down and submitted like he did to Ray Mercer within seconds.
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>>68197256
That's resistance, not force you fucking mongoloid.
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Ali wasn't really good, just the level of competition back then was so low.
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>>68197322
This is such a dumb ""argument"" that there should be an official name for this type of logical fallacy which we can just simply link a wikipedia article to instead of actually typing out a well thought out response.
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>>68197322
>just the level of competition back then was so low
Hahaha
Foreman or Frazier would spark out any of today's batch in the first round
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>>68195421
>punch some at the speed of light
>mass becomes infinite at that speed
>do no damage whatsoever
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>>68188514

Mike Tyson, how is this even a question?
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>>68197885
you basically heal them
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>>68198445
kek
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>>68197322
>>68197322
Prime Foreman would literally kill any heavyweight 'champ' today within two rounds
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none
both are dead
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>>68197322
>level of competition back then was so low.
>on the golden age of heavyweights

that's the argument use to downplay tyson's record, you heard it somewhere else and confused tyson with ali and now you're repeating it like you know anything about this sport's history
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MC is a LOT larger isn't he? I'd probably just bet on mumu
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>>68197322

>Liston
>Patterson
>Frazier
>Foreman
>Norton
>low level

You dont know shit about boxing
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>>68188514

Right now or in their primes?

Kimbo would win now cuz hes relatively young and ali is old as fuck

But prime ali would win even with ufc rules
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Resistance is a force. Read a book you damn dirty ape.
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>>68208790
They are low level bums. American heavyweights are a myth.
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>>68195421
>No I'm not, the faster you are the weaker the punches become

I didn't realize people were this dumb. You never disappoint, /sp/.
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>>68208937
Kiwi pls go
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>>68197451
I got it

>assumed antiquation
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>>68208997
It's the force behind the punch, not speed you absolute shithead
You don't know anything about boxing
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>>68209187
lrn2 reply leaf
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>>68209241
Even more clueless
Just kill yourself pham
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>>68188514
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>>68209106
Or more accurately

Fallacy of antiquation - assuming the present is inherently better than the past.
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>>68209286
Leaf you fucked up.
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>>68188667
looooool
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>>68188514
L
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>>68209306
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>>68196185
You retarded britcuck.
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>>68188667
>dude
kill yourself
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>>68188514
a shovel
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>>68196185
>literally
kill yourself
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>>68188514
In boxing Ali
In a real fight Kimbo

Kimbo would just corner against a wall after grabbing him >>68188667
him and beat him like a child. He'd just over power him. Boxing =/= real fighting
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>>68188514
Kimbo can't even last 3 rounds
shit stamina
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Ali had godlike stamina and heart.

Boxing match or real life fight, Kimbo doesn't stand a chance.
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>>68195325
>calling Kimbo Slice, slice
it's kimbo, japan. Get it right.
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Kimbo would light up his legs with kicks then get his hands on him and toss him around and take over from there

Only way this doesn't happen at all if Kimbo goes street fighter and just starts swinging wildly
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>>68188710
Kek. Very underrated
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>>68197322
Yeah his comp was so shit one of them retired for 10 years then came back and won the title at 45 before losing it at 48.
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>>68197256
Stop posting.
Seriously.
You're embarrassing yourself.
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>>68195869
That would be the force required to accelerate the mass, which is the arm. This is not what you'd use to describe the impact of a punch.

That would rely on kinetic energy, K = 1/2mv2
And mometum, p=mv
It would also rely on the transfer of that energy i.e. the length of time and area of contact. Snap punch vs. punching through.

Know your stuff, esse.
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it'd be a dead heat
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In a real fight Ali would win because he would pull out a gun and yell "I'mma kill you, Monkey-Man!" and pull the trigger.
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>>68209306 so uh, who's the monkey?
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>>68197322
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>>68216355
Look up "Harambe the gorilla"
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>>68209306
had a laff
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its a draw. they both Ko'ed
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