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Previous thread: >>68173963
News:
>Namajunas vs Kowalciewicz reportedly added to UFC 201
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/739990519208644608
>TMZ says Kimbo is hospitalized, training partner says he's dead
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/06/kimbo-slice-hospitalized-in-florida/
Fuck off
>>68185128
>not making this Kimbo edition
Fuck man, OPs are such attention whoring fucking retards. There's literally nothing charming or funny about "ghacie". Way to drop the fucking ball like you most likely have with every other stupid venture or idea you've had in your floor-tile of a life.
RIP Kimbo
>>68185128
fucking kill yourself
artem
>>68185303
not him too!
artem
>>68185326
Artem will never die. Artem "The Immortal" Lobov
ngannou
Do people actually care about Kimbo
>daily reminder to thank Ali for cleansing the game of Kimbo and Helwani
>daily reminder to thank Ali for UFC 199
>daily reminder Ali's ghost will continue to bless MMA throughout 200 and we are guaranteed heems and spicy bangers
I remember when UFC was getting famous when i was a kid in school and mma was building up momentum and i kept hearing the name kimbo slice and he was this giant giga nigger, then one day i turned on the tv and there was a free fight and kimbo slice comes out and im thinking oh man some guy is going to get killed, then kimbo got knocked the fuck out by a guy with pink hair.
Then i stopped watching mma for a while
>>68185321
Actual new
>>68185375
He brought a lot of new fans to the sport. Set all kinds of records on national television. Nothing but respect.
Be very careful, /heem/.
F
you now remember Jon Jones fought in UFC 100
y'all finished or all y'all done?
>>68185375
I care more about him than I do you you fucking faggot.
>>68185411
Man chernobyl is a god damn shit hole.
Turns out the enemy was, in fact, his inner me.
Real thread
>>68177432
Who's your favorite hue atm?
First for Maia
Second for Barboza
>>68185321
>>68185321
>>68185321
>>68184893
>Honestly it does seem like 90% of sports coverage is entirely superfluous. Not efficient, a lot of chaff and not much wheat. Just my two cents, just a quick post, hope you enjoyed it, if you want more please subscribe.
It is, but sports isn't often a very deep subject to cover. Gamers are just gamers, and writing them gets really routine. Interviewing coaches and players is often tedious because they don't want to talk to you and they really just talk in cliches, and you have to just settle for them doing that because they're weird, often low intelligence people. You're not going to get something profound, just, "Man, we just went out there and played the game we wanted to play." Like I said before, some writers absolutely love that. Me? Not so much.
>>68185375
They care more than they do for Helwani
let that sink in Ariel
>american sperg autism OP
>>68185530
>>68185540
For sure heem yourselves
>>68185537
Brazil's #1 Prospect, Erick Silva
Fabio "The Emperor Killer" Maldonado
>>68185128
Helio looks like a fucking mummy.
>522 days
stop posting here guys real thread is here
>>68185321
>>68185321
>>68185321
>>68185321
>>68185321
>>68185598
>Leaving the containment thread
Ishygddt
>>68185629
Fuck off, friend.
>>68185623
until his debut
So, Michael Bisping is a UFC champion, Kimbo's dead, Lesnar's fighting again, and Fedor's fighting on Fight Pass.
Has the whole world gone insane?!
>>68185629
Your thread sucks
I love kimbo though
>>68185555
>Ariel;
>Big nosed Jew.
>Kimbo;
>Extra Vitamins GOAT,
>street CRED FIGHTER
>good beard
No one should be surprised by this.
OFFICIAL THREAD HERE
>>68177432
>>68177432
>>68177432
>>68177432
>>68177432
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/edition/text/events%20/
>lower case autism
>>68185666
>Dana! Dana! Feed me! Feed me Punk!
Mickey "Punk Eater" Gall
>>68185687
"the op is important"
https://twitter.com/Davegaston48/status/740008918462681092
https://twitter.com/Davegaston48/status/740008918462681092
https://twitter.com/Davegaston48/status/740008918462681092
F
>>68185685
Genuinely the craziest year in MMA since forever, and we're not even halfway in.
FIGHTER AND THE KID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdPe4V_69YE
FIGHTER AND THE KID
>get drunk
>start Witcher 3 game
>start a quest, Kimbo Status: Still alive
>finish quest, Kimbo Status: Dead
mind fucking blown im out
>>68185707
Mickey Gall will be retired before that mandrama loser fights
>>68185699
i liked the "you're just an average bloke" edition
>Kimbo is dead but Dada 5000 is still alive
how has this happened
>>68185743
>I dont care about /heem/ culture
Spotted the jewish redditor
I thought when Urijah Faber's pants fell down during 199 - we saw all the ass we would get that night.. but I was wrong. The biggest ass in the company made sure he wasn't out staged, and decided to ban a credentialed journalist (arguably the best in the business) due to Princess Dana's temper tantrum. I've canceled my fight pass subscription this weekend - and will continue to watch UFC events - but not by PPV. Never again. Never. Illegal streams for everyone I know from now on.. Fuck Dana's inflated ego & small penis, Fuck the UFC brass & their attempted censorship and robbing the athletes monetarily via the Reebok deal. In my opinion: Dana White just became the Donald Trump of professional sports.. "I don't like what you said - so I'm kicking you out!" Way to set a professional example in a sport that struggles with its image. White is a clown who thinks he's a dictator, and I'm done paying to see this circus! #FreeArielHelwani
>50 posts already gone after squabbling over a damn OP that will 404 in a few hours that no one will even remember
If you ever wanted to explain to someone what pettiness was
>>68185768
I unironically feel really bad for Schaub, they seemed to be friends on TUF, please don't bully him too much
Kimbo couldn't handle the steroids
>>68185817
>Illegal streams for everyone I know from now on
I want to know this Redditbro so he can hook me up senpai
Getting harder these days and 200 will be painful
>>68185834
>Kimbo will never be on TFATK eveb though he's brought up every other episode
>>68185817
Did you find that on /r/mma?
>>68185834
>>68185606
>>68185133
Also, is this double OP thing a regular occasion here?
>>68185953
ever since I made it cool, yes
I actually did not mind Helwani. He was really not that bad compared to most other cucks in the business.
Didn't like the moral posturing on his part though.
>>68185888
>he doesn't have 1080p 60fps streams
not a fitefan
>>68185953
Only when one OP fucks up and spergs out like an autistic fucking retard like we have with this OP.
I bet the jews did this
>>68185941
HE'S HURT BE NICE
NO BULLYING
>>68185941
Schaub's such a dumbass. Kimbo will just see it when he checks his Twitter tomorr....
>>68185953
Started happening more to mandrama threads before they got moved to /asp/ too, easy way to make autistic mods/jannies mad. Hope I do get sent there to heem those neckbeards.
>>68185941
This is fucking hilarious
>>68185941
B A S E D
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>Lance Pugmire @latimespugmire 5m5 minutes ago
UFC has lifted the ban on @arielhelwani
>>68186037
Remember when we had to spend a few hours in /asp/ because of our thread wars? haha, good times.
>>68185941
I can see now why some of you morons like this guy. You have the same mental capacity.
>ali sacrificed for 199
>kimbo sacrificed for 200
is this good... or?
>>68186037
the collective users of /heem/ could heem every there unironically
>>68185931
r/ufc
>>68185378
>conor bless
WITH JEWS YOU WIN
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/740013616716353536
>>68185953
When the posters/posts crank up and /heem/ gets a bit more memey, shit like this happens.
There's a lot going on at the moment
>MMA Fighter Kimbo Slice
lol
http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-June-6
http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-June-6
http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-June-6
Following a conversation with the editorial team at SB Nation, UFC will not prevent MMAFighting.com from receiving media credentials to cover live UFC events. We respect the role the media plays in our sport and beyond, including MMAFighting’s ability to report news. However, in our opinion, we believe the recurring tactics used by its lead reporter extended beyond the purpose of journalism. We feel confident our position has now been adequately communicated to the SB Nation editorial team.
UFC’s goal as the world’s leading mixed martial arts promotion is to cultivate interest in its world-class athletes and events, and deliver for the fans. We will continue to introduce this sport and its athletes to new fans across the world, and we will do so by working alongside media across all platforms.
>>68186062
wut
>>68186062
So it's basically confirmed that Ariel murdered Kimbo?
>>68186098
>/heem/ is 54% kissless virgins
>95% of you dont train a single martial art
>>68185995
plz share
>>68186148
I really fucking hate I know what this is from
end me now
>>68186147
So the UFC is trampling upon Ariel's first amendment rights
>>68186062
Well, fuck. Now Jewani's gonna be even more smug than ever. He knows he's untouchable now.
>>68186147
>We will continue to introduce this sport and its athletes to new fans across the world
REEE NOOO BUT I HATE CASUALS REEEE
>>68186062
Kimbo sacrifice confirmed lmao
>>68186167
>giving away your purity to some floozy
>risking life altering injury from some dickhead
Play it safe brother.
>>68186147
>>68186085
How you can even bring yourself to make the comparison between Ali and Kimbo is beyond me. It's insulting.
I mean, one of them true legend who truly excelled beyond sport - literally changing black culture and the world for the better.
The other is a fucking stupid boxer from the 70s, how dare you.
The other one
>>68185623
Shit, I've got a head shaped like his, and I'm going for a haircut tomorrow. Somebody suggest me a hairdo that doesn't make me look like a fraud athlete who will never ever fight in the ufc.
>>68186167
To be fair, I've fucked like a hundred hookers.
>https://twitter.com/AmericanTopTeam/status/740013805615218692
OH SHIT
>>68186147
Well this is nice to see
Thing with Ariel's whole case is that I felt for him, but I wanted to relish in Bisping's win and the GOAT 199 card and I figured shitposting about it on an anime imageboard isn't really going to sway the UFC either way. We didn't know the full details either
Disappointed in Dana and Lorenzo for caving in.
I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
>literally stealing the spotlight again
The madman
>>68186147
It all makes sense now. Ariel sacrificed Kimbo as penance to the tostito brothers
>>68186272
What's the key to finding a good hooker?
>Where were you when faceless UFC corporation stomped out Ariel's first amendment rights?
I'll tell you where I was
>be me
>watching shit stream of 199 in mothers basement when friend Piotr ring
>"Helwani first amendment is kill"
>"No"
Thoughts on Kimbo Slice?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418791
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418791
>>68186269
tell your barber to
JUST
So, who dies for UFC 201?
My money's on Ken Shamrock or Mark Coleman.
>>68186319
He didn't say they were good anon.
>>68186281
Fuck.
>>68186301
The jews were a mistake.
>>68186319
Go to Europe.
>>68186347
GSP
Helwani just got a lot more popular, way to go Dana and like-minded dummies reading this
>>68186390
Can't feel bad for Kimbo, it's just too hilarious.
>>68186389
They were pretty good, most of them. Some legit 10/10s. Got shit service from a few, but none of the, were gross or ugly or anything.
>>68186236
this
>>68186485
Asians?
>>68186147
>its lead reporter extended beyond the purpose of journalism
Yes, those pesky reporters reporting things!
>We feel confident our position has now been adequately communicated to the SB Nation editorial team.
AKA we'll let you back in if you play ball but will drop your ass if you're out of line
Fuck Dana "The Goof" White
Fuck the mobster Ferttitas
Don't even know why I'm awake, goodnight /heem/
>>68186235
>>>/r9k/ beckons
>>68186533
yep, ariel's back but now he's gotta be a zombie
>>68186516
A couple were Thai. Mostly Dutch and Eastern European. I'm the Canadafag who's always going to Amsterdam to fuck bitches. People know me here. I'm kind of a big deal.
>>68186458
I though Melvin died too? Like a month ago?
where's a source for Kimbo's death?
>>68186235
what level wizard are you?
>>68186562
But he already was the sheepest of sheeps on the UFC pocket. He can't one up this.
>kimbo died so that ariel may live
the final sacrifice... rip
>>68186589
Yeah man, who knows what people might do to themselves over Kimbo's death lmao
Fucking sucks.
RIP Kimbo.
>>68186601
Nah, just his career.
>>68186536
Goodnight buddy!
>>68186601
that was kevin randleman
>>68186580
I wanna get laid with a hooker. Any tips for a beginner?
>>68186060
>adding spaces vertically
>>68186623
Just 4 years to go then I'll get my robes and hat. Don't know what school of wizardry I'm gonna specialize in yet...
>>68186627
Ya, that's why he kept getting dropped by the UFC for talking about shit they don't like.
>>68186580
Ah gotcha, I thought you were talking local. Euros are where it's at for whores.
>>68186620
ariel got the scoop from a mole on kimbo's back
Remember watching low quality videos of Kimbo's street fights back when youtube was still new on the block.
This hits home hard.
RIP Kimbo you will be beating up jesus at the big backyard bbq in the sky
>>68186536
Goodnight. Don't die in your sleep.
>>68186638
We'd hope you'd kill yourself now that your life's goal has apparently come to fruition you edgelord faggot
you guys wanna get a group poop going or what??
>>68186147
>UFC giving in
the biggest thing i'm surprised about is kimbo slice was 5-2. i thought his record in mma was way worse
>>68186746
whats that? sounds fun
f
Kimbo Slice is the biggest draw outside the UFC
>>68186147
>literally only banned them because they were butthurt
Lmao at the cucks telling that alpha guy it was because of money and the UFC was acting ethically
f
>>68186674
Well, key is to do your research. Read reviews. If you're getting an escort, make sure the agency is legit (ie. they're not using fake or retouched pics, or they're not doing bait and switch shit where they send a different girl over). For independent escorts, same deal, read reviews. Do your homework before you choose a girl, don't just do it spur of the moment (at least not for your first time).
Alternatively, go to a brothel or a red light district. Pick a girl who looks good, make sure to ask what you get for your money upfront so she doesn't try to rip you off.
>>68186319
eccie
bposx
>>68186147
this whole thing makes me hope the rumors of Zuffa selling to China is true, I am sick and tired of Dana white and Zuffa shitting al over the rights of jornalist and fighters.
At least with the chinese goverment they'll respect people like Ariel and hopefully let fighters form a union.
The faster UFC is free of Dana White the better.
Just came today to day FFFFF to Kimbo and to say thatrhe UFC literally got cucked by a jew.
See you lads in the othet life.
FIGHTFU WARS
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KaKo VS Thug Rose Pajama Jammy Jams
>>68186807
True.
Gary Shaw knew when he saw gold.
>>68186620
Helwani killed him
>tfw was just watching TUF Heavyweights
>>68186823
Is that Caraway?
>>68186873
Dumb fight
>>68186682
how is this even possible in australia, were you home schooled?
So dada had a heart attack after fighting Kimbo, then Kimbo dies of a heart attack... dada may have lost the fight but he won the war!
>>68186700
Nah, I don't do it here. Don't shit where I eat, y'know? I do it on vacation, no one will ever know unless I tell them. Don't want that shit getting back to my family or potential girlfriends in the future.
European women are just superior. They're better looking, less bitchy, have better attitudes all around, and are way less uptight. They're pretty much all down for a good ass dicking. Women here just can't compete.
>>68186950
Cool joke, go post it on reddit for some upvotes xD
>>68186911
>tfw was hype as fuck for rashad x rampage
>tfw they actually fought it was the shittiest fight in history of mma
That fight almost made me drop the Sport senpaitachi
>>68186873
God damn I miss Rose with hair.
>>68186969
It's fucking funny tho.
So it's been officially confirmed.
>https://twitter.com/AmericanTopTeam/status/740013805615218692
F
>>68186978
What did you expect? Evans hasn't been exciting since Machida stole his soul.
>>68186873
my body is ready
>>68186233
>>68186638
>>68187008
Yeah as evidenced by your autistic posts.
>yfw we will never see another Kimbo fight
feels bad
kimbos heart was too cloggedwith fried chicken and grape soda
>>68186978
The first moments of the fight were great, then we realized it was just Rashad doing his wall and stall... at least Rampage almost TKO'd him near the end.
>>68187014
a boxing legend without him and i wouldnt have discovered World Star Hip Hop and the dangers of nigs.
>>68187082
xDDD
>>68187074
taters mmHm
>>68187042
I expected a just bleed banger, those niggers really hated each other
>>68187074
Thank god I don't have to watch him gas within 30 seconds and try to fight for another 14 minutes. RIP Kimbo
>>68187061
Why thank you senpai
I try my best
Reminder that the most dominant champions in this sport are black.
Add Anderson Silva to this picture too.
>>68187082
>implying it wasn't clogged with love
Anybody else post on sherdog?
>>68187166
kys
FUCK
Kimbo's street fights were GOAT
my favourites were the one were he mashed that guys eye in and hes like "FUCK THAT NIGGA LETS RUN THIS" and the one were he uppercuts the guy with dreads and they go flying back, shit was mad laffs
RIP sweet prince
>>68187231
>>68187083
for all the hype that went into it rampage looked scared to pull the trigger the whole time
>>68187203
I do like Mighty Mouse however Jones likes to fight middleweights and can't stay out of trouble.
>>68187126
Rashad fights aren't bangers. They're mash.
>>68187203
>reminder that anderson silva broke his leg touching a white man and jon jones smokes crack and crashes into pregnant ladies
>>68187258
I liked the one where he fought a cop in a firestation.
>>68187278
Rampage didn't lift his heels from the ground a single time.
He is the definition of planted feet. Too scared to be takendown
freedom prevails
helwani will never be silenced
>>68187307
>anderson silva broke his leg
That's irrelevant. At least black champions can defend their belts more than once before being viciously heemed.
>>68186710
underrated joke of the thread
good joke fellow irish poster
>>68187332
Which is weird as fuck, because Rampage used to be a wrestler. He literally used to fight in a singlet and just wrestlefuck dudes way back in the day. He seems to have just completely forgotten that he can wrestle now.
Kimbo's death makes me feel
It seems like yesterday we were watching him on youtube
>>68186620
Currently just American Top Team's twitter and his old training partner. Not even Lellator knows wtf is happening
>>68187384
>This shameless samefag
Here's your pity (you)
>>68187361
daily reminder
We all know Dada's response is the only one we care about, so someone tell him to tweet something.
>>68187434
thank you, i am going to sleep now with a smile on my face
there's still hope for 200 to be better than 199
>>68187424
i think its like mma is such a young sport it feels like none of these guys should die for many years
sure i expect a few to get brain disease from being battered so much
but die no not untill i'm like 50 or something and i think that's why its hit me so hard
>lose job
>literally cry about it
>get it back
what kind of "man" does this
>>68187552
R
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what the fug? i get back from my spiritual discussion group meeting and hear kimbo got got
>Schaub drew the picture of Marcus that pissed him off
The bullying was always there
>>68187587
ariel has very little self pride
he does what he does out of passion and love for the sport
he is the best of us
>>68187587
>sniff
>i want things to go back to the way things were
>if i knew this would happen i would have done things differently
>sniff
>dana.... please take me back
i thought reddit was all about ethics in journalism? why aren't they up in arms about him getting cut Zuffa checks?
>helwani fags
go cover bellator losers
>>68187666
He's a jew goy! Nice satanic trips!
what's the big deal with kimbo? walk around the 305 and you'll see a dozen nigs that look, talk, and fight just as poorly as him within 15 minutes.
>>68187735
>1 like
His life must be suffering, poor guy
>>68187587
I don't even know why they caved in
how did they go from "banning him for life" for 2 (two) days and then just lifting it
>>68187587
journalists are not men, they're parasites
>>68187789
What point are you even trying to make casual?
>>68187203
DJ is being generous
>>68187817
it was all a show to put him in his place and lay down the law
RIP sweet kimbo
>>68187735
>8:28 PM
>>68187838
>this lack of reading comprehension
>>68187735
Wait, for reals?!
>>68187777
checked. what is this
i got 7 quints earlier
>>68187847
no he's not, he fights nobodies
jbj fights lhws
>>68187854
Good on you Ken
>>68187777
Holy Shit I got Quads!
rogan talking about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
on UFC side since he has a brain
>>68187789
but none of them are corporately sponsored
>>68187858
probably should've had it a bit longer then, maybe for like a week or more, I mean all he was doing was bitching to everyone, not like anyone really actually cared
>>68187914
Jbj fought a 40 year old Chael and Vitor, he fights middleweights.
>>68187946
Timestamp?
>>68188001
literally the past 10 minutes and right now
>>68187914
yeah when he should fight hws instead
Still remember watching Kimbo for the first time on YouTube back in the day.
Fucking surreal.
>>68187980
chael is a god
>>68186147
>Dana White forced to admit he threw another temper tantrum.
Kek, this guy is the MMA's version of Kim Jong iL. He's a compete and utter faggot who cries the minute anything doesn't go his way, but uses his power to make sure everybody has to 'respect' him or he'll ban them from the UFC.
>Literally got dogged into undoing his little fit.
>T-They learned their lesson.
Y'all must've forgot
>>68187946
based rogan sides with ufc against ariel
Won't the mods give Kimbo a sticky?
>>68188039
why do you say that?
if you make the weight does that not mean you're that weight class? i thought thats how it worked
should someone whos 205 fight someone whos 250 cos a sperg on 4chan says so?
>>68187946
Moot point, Ariel is back, goofs BTFO
Praise Zuffa for coming to their senses.
