2-0 Pens 3rd period.
hi
>>68184482
goddamn sami, get the hell out and take the shorks with you
>>68184482
(you)
Good morning
I miss Tampa gay, and least they brought the bantz. San Jose fan base sucks fat dick.
I demand an assisttrick for bill
>>68184455
jesus and i thought i had acne
reminder that if crosby or letang had the thought to ice the puck on a penalty kill this series would be over in 17 minutes
>>68184482
hi friend. watching the game?
"Buddy of mine saw Ryan Murphy, the defensemen, had a chat. Said stamkos just bought a house in aurora. 100% he's coming to the leafs."
>>68184599
looks like a migrant cum in ur coffe m8
>>68184599
>smuk_froth.jpg
>>68184538
tfw 1/4 sami
>>68184614
It's ogre anyway m80
>Dillon and Polak getting any ice time.
I want to get off Petes wild ride.
>>68184614
this kills me, pongs sweep, bill sweeps. It's would be too good to be true
>>68184482
hi denmark
>>68184623
>>68184645
You get to in one more game :^)
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>68184628
he bought it like a year ago
>marleau
>>68184455
>2-0 Pens
Might as well be 20-0.
>>68184633
You see what you want to see
>>68184637
A good name, good post
>shorks
Teal was a mistake desu
Fuckin. MURRRRRAAAY
>>68184645
>yfw you gave up 2 2nds for Polak and the 2018 one might be close to a late first
>>68184533
If so many people are on your internet you should consider charging them money.
500 GB data is like, what, $100 max? Split it amongst yourselves.
MURRRAAAYYYYY
>shorks getting cucked on home ice
will their """fans""" actually cheer for the pongs by the end of the game?
Has Jumbo Joe even been on the ice tonight? Haven't heard his name once.
>SHORKS
>>68184599
>>68184482
morning
>>68184717
>continuing a conversation from another thread
Don't do that. Shameful, tsk tsk.
>>68184679
We could have formed a Penguin eating super team...
>>68184744
Yeah he just sucks
>>68184637
A+/10
>>68184744
Yeah you might see him getting outplayed by Pitts rookies.
IT'S NOT FAIR! SAN JOSE SHOULD BE WINNING FUCK REF PUCK
>that no-call
Absolutely ridiculous.
Shittiest scf in a decade IMHO
>>68184771
But then SOMEBODY had to go and sweep us in the first round, leading to our coach getting fired and our team turning into the store-brand Bruins
>>68184827
:^)
>>68184811
kekek
They've been outplayed the past 4 games
>>68184835
Speak for yourself
>>68184744
17 min
what do you guys think of the odds of jumbo joe killing himself when this series is done? thinking of making a bet
You literally cannot worry the Murray. It is physically impossible to worry him.
We could be down by 27 goals, and he would not have an ounce of worry in him.
>>68184827
Your dad's wondering why he never gets no calls from you either.
>woman plays hockey on a team that's total payroll is 5k a week
>she's proof women can do anything!
Why does every commercial in Canada have to be more diverse than the Burger King kids club?
WHO /LIVEINSTEELCITY/ HERE?
>>68184806
>nucksbros confirmed once again for best memery
>>68184850
Man....we both will suffer for eternity as our teams choke into oblivion and the sun explodes.
At least we have cute puck sluts.
>>68184895
/yinzer/ reporting
>>68184717
Money isn't a realy an issue but I don't see a point of paying more for the same. I might start charing in a little while though Just started on short term disability because of concussion issues. Will have to see how long that lasts
>>68184891
Watching the nbc feed, way more cuckmercials tbqh
Is Tomas Hertl the biggest never was in NHL history?
>>68184891
It's because the only people that don't have bank accounts or cable and internet are non white immigrants.
>>68184895
Erie, basically a suburb
>>68184936
Who?
>>68184878
dont talk to me or my wifes son ever again.
>>68184936
That's not Joe Thornton.
scar
>Bill making smart and slick defensive plays
>shorks scoring
What even the fuck is going on this period
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>>68184936
Nah that;s Joe Thorton lid
GOOOAAALLL!!!!!!
maybe ill unmute it
>>68184895
/baldwin/ reporting
Fucking Shorks
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
>Pongs 3rd periods
Jesus fuckin Christ, I suppose that was only a matter of time... what the FUCK
HOT CARL
O
T
>waiting for the 3rd to play like this
u fukin wot shorks
DEY ALIVE
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
PONGS PONGS PONGS PONGS PONGS PONGS
lel that faggot just got rekt by cros
SCAAAR
>>68184930
Name one
KARLSSON
A
R
L
S
S
O
N
DONSKOI
murray is so fucking shit omfg
>EURO LEAGUE MEME CLUTCH
>MURRA1
>sharks score
>stadium turns into gay nightclub
>crapsby
SKAAAARRRRRRLSSON
SHITTSBURGH BTFO!!!!! HOW CAN THEY REVOVER? ABSOLUTELY BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROSBY FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!
>>68184911
qt asian puck sluts are where it's at
NOW WE GOT A GAME FAMMAS
>>68184994
>>68185001
They legitimately forget how to play
> it's another Murray gives another shutout away episode
can this shit game start now
Scar as fuck lads
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
make meme magic happenagain
>its a penguins refuse to close the game out properly episode
>>68185054
>australian internet connection is this slow
>>68184905
mfw nuckbros were OG memeing before it was even cool
good to be the trendsetter
>>68184895
Right here
C'mon Bill
>mfw I want the sharks to win or kessel to get a cup.
I can't lose.
>>68185018
He's still not fuckin worried. If the Pens lose, he's gonna sleep like a baby... like he does every night of his life
Pens need some puck luck now.
>>68185053
>tfw no qt asian puck slut
dubs and I'll get one
THREE WORDS
H
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E
W
O
R
D
S
>>68184911
>>68185053
>Cute
>Degenerate tatts and metal faced attention whores who looked like families of chernobyl
if dubles sharks win OT again
Did the shorks finally sell out a playoff game?
San Jose stole the terrible towel idea?
So 10 minutes that's enough time for 2 more shots at net!
>>68185093
Fucking rerun
>>68184918
hope you recover from that concussion, shit sucks
>>68185110
>zero cups
inb4 crosby scores the next goal
So i guess the Pens are just playin D now
>>68185144
KIWI MAGIC HAS IT
>offside
Colour me impressed. I thought the refs were just gonna let that one slide too.
like did pissburgh think they could play in their own zone for an entire period?
>>68185144
Oh for fucks sake
>LET'S GO SHA-aaarks
>his parents actually named their son Melkor
what mad people
>>68185144
truth
>>68185144
>LETS GO SHAA - ARKS
>LETS GO SHAA - ARKS
>LETS GO SHAA - ARKS
>>68185161
What's your excuse for guzzling on the government tete?
>>68185144
Good Bertuzzi dubs, kiwi.
>>68185144
>>68185110
Wrong. You already lost.
>>68185161
Had about 15. Shit comes and goes. But recently heard of a new treatment that isn't holistic bullshit. Going for a consult tomorrow .
>>68185210
Melker
>>68185201
Yes
Play all 60 minutes Pens
>it's a pongs dominate the first two periods and then completely stop playing hockey in the third episode
Guess I better go put the shotgun in my mouth now. I know how this ends.
>>68185185
they're usually playing with D
Donskoi will make this 2-2
>>68185217
It sounds like first graders bullying each other
>there are people itt who can't do crosby curls
>>68185114
>>68185110
>wanting Kessel to hoist the cup
>>68185262
i think the sharks just got lucky, our defence has met everything so far, i reckon pens can nick a late winner
>>68185201
Why do teams do that? I just dont get it
It always ends up the same, you cant fucking survive an entire period in your own zone ffs
>>68185210
*Melker
Normal name here
>>68185236
Are you Eric or Brett?
I really fucking hate this man.
>San Jose sharts
It's a "defensive shell" episode.
>>68185298
sure it is melker
>>68185302
Nope
>>68185338
>welcome to inside the ASS with PENIS maguire
doug wilson looks like he is going to cry KEK
>>68185348
youd love if i sharted on your sofa you fucking faggot
Honestly Donskoi is such an on/off player. I guess that's what memes do to you.
>>68185298
trying to mimic that shutdown hockey that the hawks did or team canada does, except they usually have lines of solid d, pongs have letang
>all female sketch show
Yeah no thanks
i mean its like 2016 already why the hell cant both teams be winners like come on!
>>68185298
>>68185363
Hey, who here didn't do a little melking when they were young and desperate?
>>68185287
>not wanting to see Bill hoisting it
Why though?
He had to feel the pain for being a laffer so long
The cup would be a fine redemption for that
>>68185437
>female comedy
no thanks
>>68185287
>laffs are still this salty
>>68185444
> t. r/hockey
>>68185437
B-but it's taken TO THE EDGE!!
i wish the goddamn shorks would stop the no-look slap passes up ice. would be a different game without the shit pass %
>>68185437
>>68185462
give it a try maybe you'd like it
>pavelski
Is this the "clutch" Americans want from their countries captain?
>always play defence at hockey so I can hit dudes butts and not be a homo
>>68185363
has murray been smoking crack in the interval wtf is this
>>68185508
sounds kinda homo anon
>>68185506
Better than money bags
Also he's playing hurt
>>68185506
it's american hockey, their standards are lower
>>68185508
>actually playing hockey
Sounds pretty homo to me
>>68185444
ARE
YOU
KIDDING
ME
Is this series over?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcwcjt6qcYs
>>68185544
true desu, par easy sucks dick
>>68185210
I know a Malachi.
>How to blow a two goal lead in the third period
>Written by Mike Sullivan
>>68185501
>give eating shit a chance, maybe you'll like it
>>68185518
how many people are named morgoth, melkor?
>Lets congratulate the San Jose Sharks and the Pittsburgh Penguins on a great Stanley Cup Playoffs
>The Conn Smythe Trophy goes to the most valueable player in the Stanley Cup Playoffs
>and in unanimous selection....
>SIDNEY
>CROSBY
pongs pls win in regulation i'm so tired
>>68185476
You got that backwards. Him having been a Laff is exactly why I don't want him to hoist the cup.
Pens fan here. Still expecting the worst.
Pittsburg stopped playing 10 minutes ago.
>>68185605
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD
>>68185614
You misspelt Phil Kessel
who /unironicallywantstoseefindingdory/ here
>>68185615
You better grab a cup of coffee
>>68185631
pens have sat back especially in their last 3rd
>>68185668
Bill has a brother?
Last digit is the amount of overtimes played. Evens and Pongs win, odds and Shorks win it.
Imagine how good Crosby would be if he used a wood stick
>>68185444
This ice sucks
DUDE SHORKS LMAO
IT WAS [PREVIOUS SCORE]
IT WAS [PREVIOUS SCORE]
IT WAS [PREVIOUS SCORE]
IT WAS [PREVIOUS SCORE]
Is Crosby's sister HIGH TEST?
>>68185706
ZERO
E
R
O
GOLD
MEDALS
>>68185678
>zootopia is coming out tomorrow on bluray
ill be busy desu
lexplorer didnt die for this
>>68185755
must be like 20 degrees down there
sweating bullets and sticky all over
what do i do lads
>>68185769
imagine fucking her in the ass while she drinks you piss out of the cup
>>68185769
fuck they look alike
who would tay cheer for?
>>68185769
dat face
dat ass
Please finish Pens.
tick-tock
tee time is calling for you, shorks
>SHORKS
>THE PEGUINS WERENT WINNING AT ONE POINT AND NOW THEY ARE
>>68185769
I bet she's like her brother where a lot of people end up in the box after touching her.
>>68185803
you're a faggot.
>>68185807
do it, jared
>>68185807
are you poor anon?
>>68185807
do it Jared
>>68185807
>forge
empty netter pls pongs
why the fuck is polak on the ice this late
arena collapse when
top kek
>>68185807
>Jared
faggot name desu
>>68185807
"Yes mr shekelberg, it will be my pleasure"
A YAY AY AYA YA YA YA yay ay ay ay ay aya yay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
>>68185890
faggot
>>68185807
only one hour? of course, you get paid more and you look good to your boss
>>68185828
Hitler
>>68185769
Uwotm8
IT JUST AIN'T FEHR
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>SHORKS
RIP Kimbo Slice
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FEELIN LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH
>playing Korn during a hockey game
>playing Korn during a Cup Final game
YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT
>letting these whos score
>>68185051
yea u were sayin? :^)
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHORKS BTFO
>>68185866
Do you think she goes down as quick?
>>68185828
Trump!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
BASED FEHR
GO HOME SAN JUAN FISH
SSSSCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
This was bound to happen with the Sharks pinching their D
Welp
WEW
E
W
SERIES OVER
THANKS FOR SHOWING UP SAN JOSE
SUCK
IT
STINKY
SMELLY
BEANERS
SCCCAAAAARRRRR
>Shorks
SSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>SHORKS SHORKED SHHORKS SHORKS SHORKS SHORKS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED SHARTS
ITS OGRE FOLKS RIP SAN JO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
ITS OVER
SHARTS ARE DUSTING OFF THEIR CLUBS
>thornton
>lil joe
>patrick marlowpoints
LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO
SCAAAAAAAAAAR
>SHORKS
>IT WAS 0-0
>>68184455
I apologize. Congrats Pens on winning the Stabley Cup
What's more likely?
The sharks winning the cup, or the cavs winning the nba finals?
IT'S OBERRRRRRRRRRRR
