Race starts at the top of the hour on FS1.
No threat of rain today.
1st for Stream, plz
Rolling for winner.
>tfw something to watch while applying to jobs
Roll for winner
>>68168778
So how's that job hunt going?
>tmz sports
>>68168974
lmao
green flag at 12:11 so we won't have to deal with a grid walk or any other nonsense.
>tfw no crash gf
How does he keep getting away with it?
ayyyy day of babyyyyyyyyyyy
>>68169025
Ever since that practice crash at Bristol he figures he's already dead and might as well do whatever he wants.
I believe Truex will win again today. He was fast in what limited practice they had. Though I wouldn't be surprised if a Roush car steals a win on strategy.
>>68169051
>roush
>winning
>>68169051
Penske bros looked really strong too.
I think Jr gets the win today. This is one of his better tracks.
>>68169051
>mfw a duplicate of the ARCA race on Friday, except Stenhouse limps to the line ahead of Busch
DW looks baked as fuck, about to spark one for him
I called into work just so I could watch the race today
>TFW have 7 personal days in a year to use
>>68169058
>Truex
>Roush
he's essentially Gibbs you dip
>>68169091
>Though I wouldn't be surprised if a Roush car steals a win on strategy.
>>68169087
>that finish
who /neet/ here
>>68169025
>>68169058
They've been getting their act together the past month.
>>68169108
Just like Kenseth stole the last win by saving fuel. What a glorious race that I missed because of work.
>>68169139
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE THATS MY SHITPOST GET OUT
Stream, niggers: http://www.ustream.tv/search?q=NASCAR
>>68169139
>>68169142
kek we're running out of racethread memes
>>68169139
>>68169142
>>68169090
I don't have to go in until 4:15 today. I get to watch the race and make it to work.
>>68169090
>for fucking pocono
>>68169200
Because my boss is a crazy fucking dyke and I need some time away from her
>penske 1-2
lmao
Yfw monday day race
>mfw Larson chokes hunting down the leader and finishes 2nd again
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LET'S GO MEMING
How many laps to the commercial cawshun? 10,15,20?
>>68169282
They did 15 for the Xfinity race
Camera crew covering their first race here?
>Diburrito
DIBEANBURRITO NOOOOOO
DIBURRITO NO
Reddit curse continues
Caution for what, a guy spinning two miles ahead of anyone else?
NO NOT DIBEANBURRITO
>>68169321
This was a TNT race a couple years ago, so...
BeanBurrito spinning
>le goofy dancing girl
watch for Kurt to gain 4 spots on this restart
>wasting our side-by-side on caution laps
>>68169282
THREE
>THREE
>danica in-car cam
>34th place
Why.
dying series
>>68169457
really learning a lot back there
>>68169370
ok, he made up 3 and here comes the 2
>>68169457
for that awesome shot of the 95
>>68169457
The real question is why was she allowed to be a commentator for the mercifully short xfinity race?
>>68169457
Maybe they're getting the required green flag Danica camera time out of the way early.
>>68169501
for the ratings.
listening to her ho and hum and repeat what was just said was terrible
>>68169501
because she's a STAR and nascar is afraid that if she isn't all over the programming then her mythical audience will not watch.
C H A S E
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rolling for winner
MEME CAWSHUN
PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT
fuck David Hoots
>>68169610
>>68169610
>Competion Caution
...Wait, what?
>>68169610
Lol no.
>>68169610
>Competition Caution
Jesus Christ, let them race
Thoughts on Gordon in the booth? I want to like home, but I'm still not sold
>>68169645
its used to get a television commercial break and bunch up the field
>>68169669
I like him. He actually says things that have substance, unlike Darrell who just gasps and whines the entire race.
>>68169669
He put DW in his place a few weeks ago
>>68169669
Better than DW at this point
>>68169669
Having Danica up there yesterday made me realize how much worse it could be
>>68169610
only if rain comes, and she is only one who doesn't pit, and they call the race
Larson leading
>>68169695
kek what happened?
also I like Jeff so far. He's actually really smart and offers relevant insight.
>>68169669
I think he doin pretty good, I thought he was going to be way too autistic but he is not.
I hope Harvick's pit crew chews him out for speeding, like he always does for them.
these cars go way too fucking slow
Rolling for the real winner
>>68169772
bill elliott pls go
>>68169772
Naw, t.v makes it look like they are going slow.
>scat
>someone spins
>they need 5 caution laps
FUCKING WHY
>>68169737
DW was doing his typical shit and Jeff interrupted and said "well, that's not true" and did it in a way as if to say "shut the fuck up" and DW was dead silent for about 7 minutes
Does this nigger spin in every single reace?
Danica's camera was good for something after all.
>>68169826
I'm out running usual Monday errands , I have Mondays off...thank God. So I'm listening on MRN,
>Brian Scott
Oh the usual bullshit?
is my stream really this fucking late
>>68169843
haha fucking cucked
>>68169853
Exactly. They need an in-car camera at the back so we can actually see the wrecks from a drivers' point of view.
post rare brads
but really, why are there 5 caution laps everytime that someone spins?
this series a fucking joke
>>68169948
U gotta bunch up the pack 4 exciting race vrooms :^)
>Bread
lmao fuck penske
hahaha get fucked brad
>>68169948
If there was one splinter of metal on the track from the spin you know there'd be a handful of drivers going apeshit in the media after the race about safety and >current year
>>68169460
This isn't Xfinity
>>68169659
>>68169680
>I'm a casual
>>68169772
>he thinks 208 mph is slow
They hit the highest speeds on the circuit at this track. Fontana was a few mph faster for a bit but the "resurfacing" ended that.
>>68169931
no /b/rads but I do have a Lani
>>68169999
quads confirm
>>68169948
The caution periods have been 3 laps each with the exception of this one. Calm yourself.
weekend of penske being BTFO continues
>>68169999
this. nice quads.
Like Williams F1.
>>68169931
>THE CITY OF PENSKE
haha logano fucked too. this is rich.
I muted my stream. What did Brad's crew do?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHA
FUCK PENSKE
penske on suicide watch
#itsmillertime boys
Thank you based Newman
>>68170081
Unapproved body modifications.
LOL at based Newman fucking Lelgano's shit up
>>68170096
>nascar's version of a bad boob job
are people that indoctrinated into the series that they don't realize that all this bullshit (competition cautions, cautions for spins, 5 caution laps for spins, pit road penalties, muh safety) is killing it?
>>68170096
Yeah I saw that on the screen, what specifically did they do?
>>68170117
Once again
>I'm a casual
>>68170134
Jack Man slammed his body into the passenger side door panel to flare it
>>68170134
Crew slammed the side of the car and created a dent in order to create more side force.
>>68170167
Thank you
>>68169692
>>68169754
>>68169737
I agree with all of you. A lot more intelligent and less autistic than expected.
Also, does Mike Joy purposely mess up car number and driver?
>junior sponsored by race sponsor
>junior win confirmed
>>68169875
>2016
>Listening to MRN
Can't you watch on your phone?
>>68170153
no brakes on the D train today boys
>>68170175
Also thank you
>>68170185
Not when I'm driving a 1300lb peice of machinery, dipshit
>>68170207
You never said you were driving, fucker
>>68170207
but you can post here just fine??
nice of panera to specify that its food is clean now
>>68170234
kek
>you will never rip those racing suits off and double-team the sprint cup girls from behind
>>68170234
I got home 2 minutes ago
>>68170261
>fucking a non-white girl
>>68170262
oh ok
Teeeeebow has a TV show
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how can people watch this
shit series. No wonder the attendance and tv ratings are going down
>>68170311
(you)
Is the broadcast A/V glitching up every minute or two for anyone else?
>>68170311
also worst threads worst posters
>>68170311
It's Monday afternoon, most people have jobs that's why attendance is down
Are we going to spend the entire day hearing about Danica's brakes?
>>68170384
>yfw danica will die in this race
best thing for Nascar would be a driver dying, desu
Dale Earnhardt dying led to a boom period for the series
>>68170402
(You)
>>68170402
Because wrestling is entertainment, not a sport. Nascar is a motorSPORT. Wrestling is also fake and gay.
>>68170402
Original charter of /sp/ from the early days.
Skateboarding and WWE were never a part of it officially. Auto racing always has been.
>>68170402
thanks for stopping by. run along now junior
>>68170311
>>68170402
>>68170424
Dale Earnhardt dying was the best thing to ever happen to Nascar
>>68170311
>ratings are going down
That because they have move it to NBSN and FS1, not every one has a company that carries those channels, plus it has gotten boring despite what people tell you.
>>68170469
here's your reply
>>68170424
They really don't... they only need to up the speeds a bit so you have a flip every second race.
Literally when was the last time somebody was actually injured after flipping...
>>68170469
If you mean NASCAR ignoring the safety of the cars after Irwin's and Petty's death, yeah
>>68170499
how am I wrong? the non-hardcore fans only want to see crashes, danger, and feuds.
They don't care about good racing, sporting regulations, or safety
>>68170538
IndyCar only appeals to hardcore fans, and they know it, the racing is amazing this year
If NASCAR becomes an niche only thing it doesn't bother me one bit
>>68170424
Are you really this casual or do you live in the the north or cali? Dale dying led to long time fans and supporters (rednecks who actually bought tickets and tons of merch) leaving the series en masse. Most of them never returned either. Some became fans of his son but most had no reason to watch anymore.
>>68170538
And there was always more crashes, danger, and feuds when Dale Earnhardt was alive, because he was not only an aggressive entertaining driver, but also a sports personality. Losing him eliminated a much-needed part of the sport.
>Brian France will be inducted to the hof for introducing the cot and gen6, ushering in a new era of safety
Kill me
>>68170563
>Caring what an old nigger has to say
Dropped
![MORENO-TEARS[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/rVSfp2e.gif "MORENO-TEARS[1].gif")
>>68170563
>im writing to the mods right now asking htem to move all nascar threads to /asp/
Wow you must literally be the first person to ever have this idea and send such an email. I'm sure by your individual efforts, things will be changed!
>>68170603
>>68170563
>Writing to mods
Good luck with that
Nascar needs another Dale Earnhardt-level death to get the fans back
It must be either Dale Jr or Danica. Nobody else is a big enough name to create any interest in the mainstream if they were to die in a race
>the shantytown of harvick
>>68170664
>danica's brakes are failing in this race
HAPPENING
>>68170664
At this point, a death in nascar is just so unlikely. With all of the new safety measures, it would take an extremely freak occurrence to kill a driver.
>>68170664
Danica winning instead would bring more fans and more mainstream attention. Lots of casuals would start watching just to see if she could do it again. Chances are slim, but it would be better for the sport then someone fucking dying. That makes normal people NOT watch the sport. Lots of hardcore rednecks stopped watching when Dale died. If Joonya dies the rest will stop watching. Attendance and ratings would plummet.
>this DW name dropping
>>68170735
>i don't like this sport so that means its fans should not be able to discuss it on a Senegalese Desert-exploring Journal
>>68170664
why do you care if more people like NASCAR?
if anything, you should want it to stay the same. threads will be full of more faggots, ticket/merch. prices would increase, and SJW would realize they have an audience to feign outrage at until concessions are offered
>>68170821
because it would feel like there was magic again
now, it feels like nobody cares about the races. Nobody cares about the outcomes. When was the last time you heard somebody talk about the person starting on pole on Sunday? That talk doesn't exist anymore.
You can't tell me with a straight face that this very unpopular 2016 series is better than the late 90s and early 00s when 5x to 10x more people were watching weekly.
>>68170735
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
Do you watch sports to see someone get injured? Are you from Philly?
why do you fucking faggots and tripcunt keep replying
Larson an absolute madman
>>68170914
More interesting than the race desu
>>68170776
>Danica winning
JEFF GORDON IN THE LEADDD
>>68170664
>last 3 laps restart
>AROUND SHE GOES
>pushes Dale Jr in the wall on the straightaway
>gets launched over Dale
>over safer barrier
>flips like crazy
>takes interview afterwards
>talks nonsense but nobody notices because she does that all the time
>suddenly collapses
>brain hemorrhage
>dies
>nascar is actually watchable again
>everyone celebrates
>>68170776
>but it would be better for the sport than someone dying
I would argue that a dead Brian France would fix a lot of things
>AWESOME BILL
>5 wide down the front straight
>essentially a hole shot
>3 wide down the back
>casuals think this track is boring
>>68170914
slow thread
>>68170987
this
>>68170987
nice
>>68170965
In all actuality, I think one of the biggest chances for another death is someone clearing the wall on pit road. It could easily happen at Talladega or Daytona if they get turned quickly in the right spot
C H A S E
>H
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>>>>E
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>indycar fans worry that Rossi might switch back to an F1 drive
>tfw he gets a cup ride instead
>>68171086
disgusting
>>68170945
>le fat JooTube angry man
3/10 at least you tried
>>68171103
this. He'd probably just end up like Dario Franchitti's cup attempt.
>>68170945
>I don't like your interests
Do you have fucking autism?
>>68169256
>le outside line man
>>68171086
I'd rather have him go to F1 and become somewhat known there than to be a nobody in Indycar like the rest of the drivers in the series.
>>68170987
Damn I got owned
>tfw keselowski will still win with his cheater dent
>>68169669
Bread and Clit are better but Sneak is learning and improving
Kyle Larson will wreck Chase on the last lap, neither will finish the race, and KyleBuschWinsLOL or JWL will happen again
C H E V Y
>H
>>E
>>>V
>>>>Y
C H A S E
>H
>>A
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>>>>E
>>68171200
>yfw larson goes kamikaze
>>68171186
A lot faster than Danica, at least
>>68171225
Chase is a punk, I hope someone wrecks that faggot.
>>68171337
fuck off james you autistic leaf
>>68171337
why?
>>68171337
Why do you hate him so?
BASED CHASE
>>68171225
fuck kyle busch
>>68171350
>>68171351
>>68171358
Dumb punk was clearly blocking faster cars and the race is only half over.
>kyle threatening cheese
pls based champion kick that kid's teeth in
drew brees
THAT RACING
>this track is boring tho guise zzzzzzzz
>>68171405
That's how racing works you fucking sperg
win when
>>68171422
Sure, he can race like that, it just means he's going to wrecked like the dumb faggot he is.
>>68171405
If they were so fast then they would have passed him leaf
>>68171440
fuck off james
It's been a while since someone flipped at pocono. Last one was Schrader in 03 I think.
>tfw you won't see someone fly over the infield fence like the arca cars a few years ago
>>68171442
uhh, they would have if he wasn't driving across the track like a fucking drunk retard.
>>68171442
>Responding to snowniggers....
>>68171467
They neutered the shit out of the place with the new walls.
>also if a car flips anywhere at any time it turns into HURRR SHUT IT DOWN
>>68171464
Who the fuck is James, shut the fuck up you retarded Hendrick cocksucker.
>>68171445
>This post gets deleted
Is France a mod now?
>>68171497
>gibbscuck
literally no better
>>68171519
Shut the fuck up, go cheer for that daddy's boy faggot Chase.
>SHR
>Tony will never win again
>>68171549
lmao thats most of the faggots in nascar today
>danica
>smoke
It was only a matter of time
FUCK DANICA IN THE ASS
smoke can't be happy
>the crumbling shantytown of shr
the fucking useless side of SHR out
haha fat fuck tony just retire already faget
>>68171593
I wish he never came back and I like him a lot.
>>68171574
>FUCK DANICA IN THE ASS
I wish I could
>>68171567
Yeah Chase is the king of them all.
>>68171609
>wanting poo dick
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>danica wrecks her car owner
r.i.p
>>68171616
>not Logano
>Damocles in a rare case of not wrecking herself
>Can't do or say anything about it
highest keks
>>68171633
38, Not nice
WATER COOLER DALE
>>68171643
Tony Wrecked himself.
>>68171643
I think her car owner wrecked her
danica finally got cassill back
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