>p-penlado is gay guise i read it on an anonymous tibetan memeboard
BETA SISSY MANLETS BTFO
that girl has a penis though
he's not even hard, at least mario goetze was visibly hard when touched by the woman
>>68168581
>Literally 4chan: The comment
>>68168614
no era argument
/sp/ is wrong about everything
>hate on Ronaldo even though he's a charitable, talented human being and root for tax-dodging Messi
>Real wins the Champions League
>squad of tax-dodging South Americans (Barcelona) doesn't even make the finals
>root for the gay-ass Cavs lmao
>Based Warriors show those autists up
Someone add more of these examples, I know there are some that I'm missing.
>sees paparazzis in the distance
>tells his whore to do some lap dance
>paparazzis leave
>back to pee-pee touching session with green trunks man
>>68168532
>doesn't even take the hands off the metal bar he's holding
not doing yourself any favors here
>>68168581
What if he is? What if he has the tiniest pecker known to mankind?
>>68168532
>what is bisexuality
>>68168668
>root for the San Jose sharks
>they're currently losing the Stanley cup final
>>68168689
this
the very first thing i do when i start the laptop is check cristianos instagram
thank god for anonymity
>>68168532
Why do people even take pictures of this?
Who the fuck cares?
>>68168532
>Whore-on-a-boat at Ibiza dances over you, the millionare celebrity (of course).
"Ok I'll dance a little for the cameras. I love dancing like a woman anyway and is good PR."
"Ok bitch, enough... can't you see I'm not interested in hot women? I'm grabbing the pole with my two hands, I'm behaind another pole, and with my pelvis thrown back; read the body language."
As for the rest, sausage fest yatch ride, as per usual.
>>68168853
>Who the fuck cares?
Women who read gossip magazines. And /sp/ of course.
>>68168668
>/sp/ is wrong about nearly everything
fixed
/sp/ was lester to the core
And Messi is the GOAT
>>68168668
>people actually thought the cavs had a chance
>>68168668
>/sp/ asshurt at Mexico because muh chicanos
>Mexico keeps winning
/sp/'s incoherent rage fuels >us.
>penlado
>Spanishlard educatión
> i-i'm so straight i-i want to s-sex her so badly i'll t-try impress her with my p-pole-dancing skills
>>68169348
isn't he married
>>68168532
>the girls look exactly the same
was this intentional?
>uhhh yes, we'd like two identical bitches to get on the boat for a photoshoot, thanks!
>>68168532
Will /sp/ ever recover from this?
>>68168853
Normalfags
>>68169380
No, he's a single-mum.
>>68169380
he split up with his wife about a year ago in mysterious circumstances
since then he's been having these frequent cruise holidays with a load of muscled 'friends'
>y-yeah ronaldo is definitely gay, e-everyone knows hanging out with guys makes you gay
>thats why i dont have any friends because im not gay
>>68169516
wasnt even his wife just his girlfriend
they were together for 5 years and now she is going out with bradley cooper
Im positive that this relationship was just a way for ronaldo to seem straight and for her to promote her modelling career
>>68168532
No higher plane of existence than having a blowbang with your buddies on a yacht for a weekend then bringing in some slags to get straight again on day 3-4
#GOAT #TSUUUU
>parties with guys
>parties with girls
>takes twitter-picks of his mini-me while working out
Does he ever read a fucking book?
>>68169383
Those are two different pictures you retard
i'm legitimately worried for this guy
>>68168532
Isn't this what you call a beard partner?
>>68170864
thanks seinfeld for teaching me a word
>>68168853
We do
>>68168689
Pierre with the truth
>>68170806
He looks sullen and ill.
Is it the AIDS?
>>68168532
hes not even touching her. confirmed gay
you now remember ronaldo raped a girl
>>68168746
what is the german equivalent to pecker?
>>68168668
This, /sp/ hates on tsunaldo because he's a bit of a bitch to be honest, but they worship literal tax evading criminals.
>>68171154
You act like tax avoidance is worse than murder ffs
>>68171140
Schänzelzügr
>>68171242
That's rich coming from you, John Bull.
>>68169516
He used her to cover up that he's gay.
>>68171154
Autists can have heroes too, shitlord.
>>68171305
Why?
>>68168668
We are a contrarian board on a contrarian site.
though I like Halal, this gave me giggles
>>68168668
>If you don't like Ronaldo, you must like Messi
I thought /sp/ supported Atletico and Torres?
>>68171336
>Londish Education
You pearl harbor'd Pearl Harbor on 9/11 because The Four Fathers didn't want to pay taxes on the letter T, fucking christ man
>>68168532
>those hands
fag
>>68171394
What utterly shit craic.
>be multi billionaire football superstar
>dance with the hired girls
LOL all you beta sperglords are just jealous... i mean look at this alpha male, everyonme says he's gay but hes a father of not one, but TWO boys.
OMG LOL you se gelatinous...
>>68168532
Because he IS gay anon, there's at least a 99% chance that he is. Just look at that pic, he isn't even grabbing her, it's more like posing knowing that paparazzi are surely somewhere near.
Look, all the women he's been linked with here are all attention whores, every, single, one, either gold diggers, fame hunters or lowkey models/tv personalities where both can benefit from a fake relationship.
He is literally Ricky Martin 2.0, muslim boyfriend and subrogate son included, everyone now knows that his PR team faked that story of him banging a waitress in Miami. Why would they do that? The reason is that there are A LOT of families living off the Ronaldo persona, and they know his status would plummet if everything came out, just like with R.Martin, there are too many fanboys/girls and religious nuts that would shun him if it came out.
His persona is literally too big to fall, at least for now, he's arguably the #2 best player of the most popular sport in the world, Messi might be the best, but Ronaldo is, by far, the king of social media, he's the #1 on facebook fans, #8 on instagram and #12 on twitter, only popstars are ahead of him, not a single athlete comes close.
And it's not like his PR team doesn't have work, keeping something like this hidden is usually hard, but for someone with that exposure is even harder , the gossip press here is huge, so if he ever came out of a hotel or a club with a girl, or if he ever got home with a random slag to bang, trust me there would be pics of it, and there is not a single one, this is too suspicious for such a young, rich and famous man with literally thousands of fangirls lusting for his dick, he doesn't need to go full Benzema or David Guetta but come on.
>>68171433
>craic
Never heard that one in me life
>>68171587
Instead there are just carefully planned photos and relationships, everything is too forced and artifical, look at his last relationships Nereida Gallardo said that he left her with an SMS, and Irina said that she dumped him because he was cheating with too many women, they are just pushing an image of alpha fucker when he is apparently a pretty nice guy in person, there are people that have come out doubting him from journos to models, but all are swiftly shut down, even Paris Hilton said once that he was suspiciously femenine when they met.
One last thing, not long ago Anccelotti said that Ronaldo prefered staying at the training grounds beefing up until 3 am than going home to his supermodel gf Irina, on other hand, Ronaldo's lowest point with Real was when Florentino tried to force him to stop going to visit his "buddy" during the middle of the week, this was when he publicly flirted with PSGs board and Blanc, in the end Florentino had to back from this because Ronaldo would not give in. Today, he still goes some Wednesdays to Morocco with his private jet (if there are no games) to see Badr.
Go back to your pic anon, he's still hanging to those bars, even when a thicc slag is rubbing her ass on his dick, this is because Badr is right behind them, not paying attention but paying attention.
>>68171587
The Irina girl was genuine, anon.
>>68168532
It looks like the girl wants to have sex with him badly, but he seems to be quite reserved and dismissive
If anything, that only further indicates that Ronaldo might be secretely gay.
>>68171140
Schniedel or Pillermann I'd say. Probably depends on the region/dialect.
>>68171587
>he isn't even grabbing her
>virgins think you have to constantly grope a whore to prove your heterosexuality
Who is the mother of his child?
>>68171140
'Lörres' is really urban. It's the 'Pimmel' of 2016
>>68171700
Chicharito
>>68171613
I thought you were going to play in the copa america messi.
>>68171764
Does it imply that it's a small dick though? Cause I think pecker is used to refer to a small penis.
>>68171613
pedro with the truth
at first i thought this gay shit was just cause he was metro, but he actually is legitimately gay, or at least bi. there's just too much shit now. take a look at his instagram from teh view that it's a gay man's - suddenly it all makes sense. he even has a 'gay face' goddamnit.
>>68171587
>>68171613
autismo
>>68171613
also:
his image is all confused - on hand hand he's reportedly pretty nice, seems relatively normal in his movie...on the other hand, his likings and behaviours publically seem to correlate only with giant cunt habits - like his shitty (totally gay seeming) fashion, cars, constantly shoving himself in front of every camera flexing etc. you can be 99 percent sure the only straight guys that would do this shit would be total cunts - but it only takes the average gay man to do all this stuff
I doubt most of you virgins have ever seen a women half-naked. So dont act like you're supposed to he groping her to not be considered gay
>>68171804
Oh I didn't know that. I'd suggest 'Schniedelwutz' to describe a small penis
>>68171946
I know your country was founded on prude puritan ideals, but seeing naked IRL women and actually losing your virginity to one are nowhere near the same level.
Didn't brazilian Ronaldo bang trannies? Always thought if you're named ronaldo you were gay
>>68168532
upper left forever alone
>>68171700
still unknown
>>68168581
Quite a treasure trove of information you fill your head with, so to speak.
He's not gay. He's bi. Why is there such a weird denial going on with Europeans. I thought they were pretty progressive or something.
Soccer fans are so weird sometimes. Who cares if the guy is a bisexual. It's his private time. Just move on
>>68171613
Yeah it's one of the worst kept secrets of football, the PR team seem to be a bit confused as they are forcing the charitable ronaldo image while pushing the alpha cunt with women image
It just doesn't make sense
>>68171154
He's a great fucking guy off the field
not saying anything against any other players, just saying that whoever you like, you should give Penaldo credit for being a fucking bro a LOT. I can't think of anyone in any sport who is like him on that level.
example: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1894768-cristiano-ronaldos-letter-sees-florida-court-drop-charges-against-pitch-invader
>>68171575
that's maybe a little adorable
>>68171587
>Look, all the women he's been linked with here are all attention whores, every, single, one, either gold diggers, fame hunters or lowkey models/tv personalities where both can benefit from a fake relationship.
Other than Bieber, he's the most famous guy on the planet, what do you expect.
That's exactly who that type of woman zooms in on.
I bet they haven't been bothering you much, have they?
>>68172267
>>68172267
>Slightlybelowaveragesizegermanpenis.jpg
http://www.diariogol.com/es/notices/2016/06/losasesores-de-cristiano-ronaldo-meten-a-mujeres-en-el-barco-de-ibiza-62181.php
Literally those girls were brought by his assesors trying to clean his gay image after Halal got mad because he was in a boat just with men after spending the whole year with his moorish boyfriend.
But he's not gay. A memeboard told me that he is not gay.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68171587
Jesus Christ, you autists.
The dudes in the boat and that you see with him all the time are all old childhood mates from the Sporting days, it’s not a big fucking secret.
red shorts - José Semedo (Academia do Sporting)
green shorts - Ricardo Refuge (Nike Football Marketing Manager)
blue shorts - Miguel Paixão (Academia do Sporting)
What did he mean by this?
Anons how do we help the poor sad Ronaldo-sama feel more comfortable with his true self? He is clearly in anguish keeping the charade up for this long. When will he be freed from the prison of the hetero-patriarchy and live as his soul desires in the open?
>>68173072
You are right, but we are talking about Badr Hari, who is his romantic interest.
Look at that boner.
>>68173072
Are you suggesting childhood friends can't get gay with each other?
>>68173196
why have you got this pic saved in your hard disk?
>>68173196
me on the left
>>68168859
>>68170806
>>68173116
>>68173196
That perfect hairline...
Is that natural?
>>68171587
>>68171613
>this autism
>>68173116
Sports people make me fucking cringe. They make shit loads of money from their clubs and sports companies, yet still think it's a good idea peddling "fragrance" and fucking underpants.
>>68173453
>receiding
>perfect
>>68172239
>>68168563
>GIRL
>PENIS
>>68173116
Is his perfume made from the oil on his skin?
>>68173622
Are you assuming her gender?
>>68173196
>the one fat guy
someone has a chubb fetish
>>68173673
this
>>68173622
You fucking racist nazi sexist, it's 2016. Who do think you are?
>>68173684
Why do fat bastards wear tight shorts?
>>68173797
Someone who's not delusional.No matter what shit you do, you can't change your gender, you will always be genetically a male or a female.
By the way I don't have a problem with people feeling attracted to the same gender.
LEAVE RONALDO ALONE
>>68173553
>Twisted fucking psychopath
What did he mean by this?
>>68174334
>you will always be genetically a male or a female.
oh i have bad news for you Andrea
>>68174657
WTF does that even mean?? If you aren't able to answer properly then fuck off.
>>68168766
>implying everyone isn't rooting for based bill kessel
Lads, explain, why is he so sexy and based?
It's understandable that he gets male and female attention. He was male friends like most makes do, and everyone thinks he's gay. Yer they might actually wana fuck him, but that's not his fault, he's just naturally making other men hard.
Don't hate coz u aint
>>68168532
That chick has no ass
>>68171242
Tax avoidance is worse than not engaging in any criminal activities at all, yes.
>Ronaldo is sexy
>Messi is not
BASED GOAT
>>68175160
Which isn't what was said. Retard.
>>68171587
>>68171613
>all this autism
that's not proof at all i think he just cares for his kid now as he never had a good dad
i do think that ronaldo would become homo if that gave him more followers anyway
>>68176792
Ronaldo is well known for fucking his own son. He clearly is a homo.
>>68168636
very underrated comment lmao
>>68173453
It's already receiding
deadspin hates ronaldo and loves messi so obviously something suspect there
