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Stuff that happened today:
soton and everton are close to agreeing compensation for koeman (£5m)
charlton appoint russell slade
port vale are in talks with kuqi to take over
evra signs new pooventus contract
vardy is delaying his announcement that he will cuck arselel
lets all decide that teams in blue are cancerous shit
agreed? okay good
Lazy
>>68166297
Well that poll didn't show anything
wobbly sausage
>>68167778
welcome to bayern 2017/18
>>68167778
happy for him desu
>>68167791
fucking kek
>soton and everton are close to agreeing compensation for koeman (£5m)
I don't understand /sp/. You INSISTED we aren't attractive enough to attract him, with tears in your eyes you raged how he would never go to a 'tinpot' club while taking a rest from wanking to interracial porn and imagining it's Sturridge.Even now you refuse to believe, just stewing in your anger. Why are you so pathetic /sp/?
>>68167737
Red aint much better
>>68167778
>That hairline
JUST
>>68167737
Celta are alright
>>68167803
>Any north west team that isnt from Manchester
Nobody cares
everton better damn hope that koeman turns everton into 11 messi's
£5m compensation and £7m wages
damn
Vardy staying or going when?
>>68167757
the fact that you're canadian might frighten em off m8
>>68167803
lol fuck off you scabby cunt, you're still utter shit and second best in liverpool
>>68167838
13 million is nothing due to the new deal. Premier league clubs spend that on bench players, Koeman will influence the whole club.
>>68167757
>posting your face on 4chan like it's nothing special
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68167791
He's come from Bayern.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/06/ukraine-detained-french-citizen-plotting-euro-2016-attacks
>browses /pol/ once
Im an American Arsenal fan from Alabama and i believe Vardy would be a fantastic signing if we can deploy him as some sort of terquista!
*Edit: Thanks kind stranger for the reddit gold! ;D
>>68167865
just like hummels
>>68167853
96WNE
>>68167872
solid post
The 96 WASN'T enough
>>68167872
Lel
>>68167778
how much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjjRob97Iko
>>68167778
Do you think Miki will actually leave? I thought he had 2/3 years left in his contract.
>>68167872
We can definitely deploy him as a terquista I'll text Wenger now
>>68167936
This is oddly...something
>>68167936
>22 minutes
Wew lad
AUJMTLS ?
>Koeman on holiday again
Lel
Lazy fucker needs some time out before he goes through the strain of picking up a pen
>>68167936
WHAT IS THIS???????
West Ham for fuck sake just take either Theo or Ox already.
>>68167936
this asmr stuff is stupid
>>68167872
Nice.
>>68167996
Why?
>>68167935
Bild are saying €13m, kicker are saying €14m. Though neither say if that's with or without bonuses.
>>68167943
1 year. An extension is looking less likely, since him and Raiola want a release clause.
>>68167872
Wow, nice to meet ya fellow Gooner!
I'm an Arsenal fan from Indiana and boy I sure would like Vardy too. Imagine Vardy's finishing with Ozil's assists, golly! Did you know that Ozil had 167,000,302 chances created last year? If you didn't know, check out my twitter @CazorlaAddict where I post a variety of Arsenal stats and memes haha! I also have a tumblr you can find where I post pictures of my dogs and Callum Chambers: SimplyChambo.tumblr.com. Be sure to hit me up :)
>>68168008
some bird talking annoyingly for 20 minutes just so some lads can have a wank
so silly
>>68167966
Just want to see it over and done with already desu.
>>68167867
>that /pol/ack body and shirt
>>68168009
>Bild are saying €13m, kicker are saying €14m
holy fuck bvb keeping getting cucked by buyern
>>68168020
it's not for wanking purposes, you mong.
>>68168055
>:^)
>>68168044
>that fake juve shirt
this has to be bulgaria
>>68168055
what is it for then?
>>68168053
If that's with bonuses, it's about worth it.
>>68168009
Sounds bleak. I'd just give into the clause desu, not like you can demand significantly more than whatever it is with one year left.
>be studying
>chapter on sustainable development
>ecofeminism comes up
>"Women are biologically closer to nature."
what the fuck is this lads?? do women just take every "science" and put -feminism at the end of it, pretend to be groundbreaking scientists and make money with this shit?
>>68168044
>fake Juve from shirt from the Serie B years (?)
what would you call this aesthetic
>>68168020
Here is something for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntuh1ehlIlM
>>68168020
This. Real patricians have youtubfus.
>>68168072
Yes Louis
>>68168078
Hipster ultra-nationalism terror chic. Lazio were too mainstream.
>>68168064
I think it's actually a Siena shirt
I'm not sure though
>>68168070
They don't want any more release clauses. Same reason they didn't want a buyback for Bartra. It at least gives them more security to plan.
>>68168072
>do women just take every "science" and put -feminism at the end of it, pretend to be groundbreaking scientists and make money with this shit?
Yes. Modern feminism is mostly just one huge money making scam.
>>68168083
is that chris hemsworth?
>>68167778
>sell your captain to Bayern
>buy their permacrocked benchwarmers in return
JUST fuck my league up fäm
>>68168115
90s Serie A shirts are my aesthetic desu.
>>68168020
>tfw having trouble sleeping and this actually sent me to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRgsyaGBn1s
it works
also
>shefki kuqi to port vale
can remember this fat blob as a player. MUH BELLY FLOP
>>68167778
>Rode
Nice ambition from them
Thread Theme.
https://youtu.be/pvmVnTQtZQY
Are you man enough to listen to it all?
Also, Gotze to Liverpool FUCKING WHEN?
>>68168146
DAILY REMINDER THAT GOTZE SACKED HIS AGENT FOR SUGGESTING THIS MOVE
>>68168126
read the comments. women complain about objectification...
>>68168072
>be studying
>chapter on sustainable development
>ecobacterial comes up
>"Bacteria are biologically closer to nature."
what the fuck lads?? do bacteria just take every "science" and put -bacterial at the end of it, pretend to be groundingbreaking lifeforms and make money with this shit?
parasitical representation FUCKING WHEN?
>>68168102
No, this is his adopted brother, Hoessein. I'll tell him you said hello when he gets back. Check your ecomisogynistic privilege in the meantime.
>>68168118
it's a juve one, siena have never been sponsored by tamoil and i actually support juve.
>>68168163
Unless Madrid or Barca get involved, is there literally any club bigger than Liverpool? I think not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWQL4BoTfkg
is this autism or a normie being a normie? i can't even tell anymore...
>>68167034
>>68167025
YOU BREED
LIKE RATS
>>68167063
Same 2bh
>>68167778
Good for him!
>>68168171
most of them are about him looking like thor
there was a thread about some lad complaining about him being objectified but it quickly devolved into a petty argument
>>68168182
I tried to check, but I don't know where to look, can you help me ;)
>>68168198
gutten morn josef
>>68168192
The top 7 in the EPL.
>>68168163
It was for suggesting any move. Though I'm guessing his new agent is probably also pushing for a move by now.
>>68168072
>speaking to my Amerifriend online
>she goes "my friend attends a Christian University in American"
>"They had to write a paper on privilege"
Not even Christianity is safe, lad.
How are you guys enjoying this calm time before the Euros begin?
Can't believe it already starts this week.
>>68168211
it's not really an issue. men and women are very different; not many men would complain about being sexually objectified by women. to a more extreme example; i doubt many men would complain about being 'raped' by a woman.
>>68168228
Just admit it you read a post on /pol/ by a yank.
>>68168163
>Move to Liverpool is sackable offense
>>68168220
This isn't a fucking debate, mate. Literal pundits say this. I'm not going to take your view on this shit.
https://twitter.com/TheRiz14/status/733046273968902145
Proof.
>>68168020
you're completely right mate, don't listen to the dregs of society that defend this shit
>>68168146
I started watching this anime a few days ago. Pretty good desu
>>68168242
It's a bit of a stretch to call Michael 'What they want to do is score more goals than they concede' Owen a pundit.
>>68167996
It's like the biggest fucking scam on the internet, a complete joke of a concept and anyone who watches the videos is a bonafide autist.
>>68168235
Fuck off you fucking cunt.
>>68168242
>Owen
There goes your argument out the window.
>>68167979
Dad said no.
https://twitter.com/jsullivanwhu/status/739814794677616640
>>68168255
t. Explosion Mage
I don't watch anime, but the song was posted on my Discord and it's addictive.
>>68168232
I know, how many European-footballess weekends were there? One I think
>>68168270
>Memetexting off 4chan
>That name
Fuck sake
>>68168266
>>68168271
>this ex-professional footballer who is also a paid sports pundit doesn't count
>my opinion on a Burmese Shadow Puppet Show BBS is better!
>>68168289
I copy and pasted it for fucking ease you cunt. Jesus Christ. Just admit you got BTFO and we can get back to sports.
And it's not my fault she's a Russianboo.
jack rodwell became a complete midfielder in my career mode lmao
>>68168293
>this ex-professional footballer who is also a paid sports pundit doesn't count
People who say things like 'What you need to score goals in the Premier League, is players who can score goals' don't count, no.
>>68168309
>she
Post pic or admit you lied
>>68168270
>Cтaль Гpoм
lel
>>68168293
JUST IN
VARDY CONFIRMED TO ARSENAL
>>68168329
I literally sent you a screencap. Okay it's a man, does that make it better?
>>68168332
she's a tankaboo as well... she jokingly identifies as Tank-kin to piss off people on twatter.
Orbiting girls online isn't a sport.
>>68168293
So you're telling me that Liverpool are so much bigger than every single other club in England right now that players won't hesitate to join Liverpool even if the Manchester clubs or Arsenal come in with bigger and better offers with CL football included because Michael Owen said so?
>>68168232
>/sp/ filled with casuals again
I'll teleport myself away
>>68168352
T-90s give me a chubby
top gear fan butthurt has been quite enjoyable 2bh
>>68168424
I haven't seen it but the reaction was obvious desu. They all desperately wanted to hate it to begin with and will continue watching/complaining despite the original 3 making one too.
>>68168424
Evans' damage control is pretty funny too.
>>68167737
yeah, fuck Cardiff
the cunts.
>>68167806
yeah, fuck off Cardiff again.
tfw no gf
tfw
t
no gf
>>68168459
watched the first one and it was quite meh but then I always found the show meh outside the specials, which were great
>>68168477
true
>>68168504
> went on vacation in a different state
> qt friend of friend asked friend for my number
> mfw i'm four states and two time zones away from the only girl to show interest in me in months
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
no gf
gf
i had a gf once
ask me anything
>>68168591
Good feel desu
>>68168604
Define once
'no'
>>68168604
How long did it take you to find out she was a he?
>>68168617
i raped and then murdered a bitch and left her in a ditch
i whispered in her ear as i slit her throat "you are my gf"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00IGiDuOyag
no
gf
>>68168637
S T R A Y A
>>68168424
I'm a big top gear fan but I'm not butthurt about these new guys. I just wish they'd act like themselves instead of trying to copy the previous 3 so much. You can tell Chris Evans is trying so hard to be Clarkson and Matt is just boring as a person. Sabine is alright though because she's actually a race car driver and isn't trying to copy anyone.
think i'd quite like ASMR videos but i'd feel like to much of a loser listening to them
maybe when i'm more of a loser and i'll listen to them
>>68168671
S A B I N E
A
B
I
N
E
MENTIONED
>>68168658
this shit is so fucking autistic
>>68168683
How about some bird reading the full time footy results?
Or commentating on classic matches.
I might be on to summat here lads.
>>68168696
i'd still feel like an utter loser though
am i that deprived of listening to real women speak or whisper that i'm pretending they're there right next to me?
so sad!
>>68168658
wood berry
>>68168696
>women commentating on football
Will probably infuriate most people.
>>68168742
Eh whaddya gonna do?
*swipes left*
>>68168742
it's alright lad, i hold on to my spare pillow sometimes when i've been dry for a while
>>68168742
>so sad!
>writing like donald trump
>>68168748
cheers lad
>>68168780
>exposing my gimmick
so sad!
>>68168693
W-what? I don't frequent /trans/ too much, did I fuck up?
ivory coast is really lowering the bar for african posters today
>>68168799
just ignore him he's a twat
>>68168604
Why is Ronaldo so sexy???
>>68168696
You know the crying lad on the 606 call in that was on about drinkey and all the boys? There were 2 or 3 girls that did their rendition of it, but I can't find the vocaroo links
>>68168799
>having 190kg reply to you
yeah you fucked up
>>68168742
Lol go on /soc/ female sexy talk and have a good laugh
http://www.xvideos.com/pornstars/rated
Updates on Bony to Swansea?
>>68168671
Evans' problem is he shouts too much
>>68168842
and what about bloody emile bloody heskey
his problem is he doesn't shoot enuff
>>68168829
dani daniels #1 desu. has that perfect thickness
>>68168822
God, women can't resist that easy attention.
>>68168870
agreed
>Irishman liking a woman with ass
lel
but yeah agreed
>>68168832
sharing a plane with Javi Martinez as we speak
>>68168824
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D4it8d0hJ1
what the fuck
>>68168813
>>68168823
top fukin kek i carried the existence of /trans/ on my back last year
and >for free
>>68168829
you can tell they're all sluts
>>68168885
Some guy from the 4CC asked them to do it in that thread on soc, but they only did after realizing it might be broadcast on the stream. Attentionwhores, all of them
>>68168900
agreed
>>68168920
kek
just got off the phone with Jai Paul
just shoved a pencil up my arse
kek drake's twitter got hacked and some autist is shilling his snapchat to 33M people
>>68168983
What's his # mate?
Might send him a cheeky Whatsapp
>>68168927
>they only did after realizing it might be broadcast on the stream.
Wew lad.
>>68168918
why carry it on your back when your belly is so huge
>>68168604
what did it feel like
>>68169000
that's funny?
>>68167737
Whats wrong with Birmingham?
>>68169000
i don't see any obscure tweets from him
>>68168903
I ain't listening to that shit f am
>>68168920
One of my favourite memes.
>>68169132
i can see her butthole
>>68169152
she's a pornstar m8
she could absorb a WMD in that so obv you're gonna see it
>>68169005
in all seriousness I did just enroll to Paul Institute and it has quite a culty vibe.
>>68169210
don't reply to me ever again
>>68169230
>or my son
>>68169230
filter me then
you're shit up /brit/ and now you're shitting up /trans/
like fuck i'd ever want a JF replying to me.
anybody checked out that p0rn hub community thing
these girls arent even pros and they are filming themselves
it's like youtube for sluts
>>68169273
>or my wife's son
>>68168376
>>68169287
i told you not to reply to me
http://datawrapper.dwcdn.net/kpRpT/1/
How are Spurs still this popular in Egypt?
>2016
>fat fuck walk towards camera man is still posting
wew
what a shit /trans/ day so far
>>68169324
fuck off cunt
Who the fuck is Real Madrid signing
>>68169290
You get all of that on motherless though
>>68169290
Please elaborate.
>>68169391
Joe Allen
>>68169393
yeah but they get paid if they get a lot of views like on youtube
Pretty sure I just tore my ACL getting out of bed
>>68169393
Sauce?
>>68169391
Ryan Shawcross
>>68169420
fuck off sturridge
>>68169391
>de gay
>>68169152
pls don't tell the mods
>>68169391
They are letting Kroos and James go apparently so expect a HUGE signing from them.
Something like Pogba or Verratti.
How is leeds united doing lads?
>>68169436
KEK
>>68169377
stop replying to me
>>68169230
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68169450
who?
>>68169450
its not 1994 anymore so terribly
>>68169436
>>68169464
samefaggotry
>>68169475
no
>>68169419
They should just do camshows and they'd make way more money from donations
Hello who are Spurs signing?
>>68168268
>>68168067
I know you're going to greentext the shit out of me, but it legitimately isn't. Not everyone feels the effects, and if you don't it seems kinda weird, so I understand the scepsis, but in some people whispering/clicking/tapping sounds/personal attention are triggers for a not yet understood phenomenon which is popularly known as "asmr" or "tingles". It's hard to describe, but it's a tingly sensation in your head which can run down all the way down your spine and instills a profound sense of calmness and wellbeing. I've had it from a young age and its really good. It's often used as a sleep or relaxation aid.
>>68169487
i told you not to reply to me
>>68169494
Wanyama and Janssen
>>68169488
>tfw the most popular camwhore on this website is currently in trouble over tax fraud because she didn't pay taxes on her pervbucks
sweet justice tbqh
How can you bear all that weight without feeling a ounce of shame? How can you expose a picture of yourself on 4chan knowing that half of what composes you is waste? How can a literal wasteman living in a shithole of a city can speak in such a condescending manner?
His tie is at the same level of his belt. His pants are baggy-ed up around the ankle, showing how bad tailored they are and that his waist contains so much fat that his straight cut pants looks ridiculous. His face is all bloated and red, his hairs are just all over the place and his overly serious look tries to convey some kind of distress felt by his subconscious.
how could everything go so wrong?
>>68169449
Since PSG need a superstar to replace Zlatan do you think they would go for James and change the formation to accommodate him?
>>68167778
>lose hummels and gundam
>buy injury prone benchwarmer from buyern for ~15mil
I can't believe this shit.
And that ungrateful cunt Mickey is now also seriously talking about leaving.
>>68169488
some of them get millions of views per video, i imagine it pays quite well
>>68169562
Who's the camwhore?
>>68169422
You get a lot of amateur porn on motherless. Some are OC some aren't but either way they're still good amateur porn.
2F80A0F
>>68169554
ok m8, i have life to attend to anyways
>>68169590
Miss Alice presumably.
imaging being this obsessed with porn
you lot are pathetic
>>68169562
You mean 4chan or pornhub?
>>68169613
I heard she was a slut
>>68169623
>>68169607
don't reply to me without your trip either, i can see which posts are yours from your IP address
>>68169480
>>68169486
Very well then ill go back to my cave where i listen to the spicegirls nonstop. >>68169487
>>68169635
proof????
>>68169613
correct
>>68169623
it's an addiction, don't mock us please
>>68169638
BIANCO
BIANCO
>>68169580
Blanc won't change anything, if James comes he will play in the 3 men midfield
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36456096
Jamie Vardy is keeping Arsenal and Leicester City waiting as he continues to ponder his club future.
The England striker, 29, was due to choose whether to remain with the Foxes or join the Gunners before flying out to France for Euro 2016 on Monday.
But he boarded the flight with the rest of the England squad without informing Arsenal of his decision.
Vardy is still expected to make a decision on Arsenal's reported £120,000-a-week offer on Monday.
Arsenal are believed to have offered in the region of £20m for Vardy to trigger the release clause in his contract.
The former Fleetwood Town forward only signed a new three-year contract, reported to be worth up to £80,000-a-week, with the Premier League champions in February.
Vardy joined Leicester from Fleetwood for £1m in 2012 and helped the Foxes to the Premier League title last season, scoring 24 goals.
>>68169642
yeah alri i wont then XD
cya all in 2 hours or so, got a girl to shag.
>>68169623
Your little cartoons aren't much better lad.
>>68169666
Sounds terrible desu.
>>68169662
>tfw don't get it
Daily reminder that if you wank to porn youre cuc king yourself and if you ever get with a girl you won't be able to get hard because youre used to the quick visual stimulation porn gives. Porn needs to be stopped, its really dangerous
>>68169749
It's true, my cousin died that way.
>>68169749
>he bought into the /pol/ propaganda meme
>>68169753
>warm as fuck country
>half of the lot have beards
>>68169753
>casillas the manlet
>wanking and being "addicted" (haha) to porn
>not wanking to your imagination
>>68169749
That might be the case if you have some serious porn addiction
>>68167865
makes it even funnier
>Rashford on school trip
>>68169749
unironically don't be a virgin then
>>68169783
Na its happened a lot to me
>>68169858
JUST
>>68169749
It was the opposite for me. Porn had built up so much anticipation and excitement that when I finally had my chance I finished in 2 minutes
>>68169877
You're probably just a homo desu.
>>68169877
you're probably retarded
>>68169864
unironically don't walk towards the camera then
>>68169912
""""Great"""" Britain, everybody.
>>68169864
Hey 190cm, why are you morbidly obese? I imagine someone at your height should really have to overindulge and be a pathetic slob in order to reach your level of grotesqueness. Does it run in your family? Or are you the shameful fat one?
>>68169877
You probably wanked too much before meeting the girl. Don't wank for like a week before you meet someone and have a wank on the morning before you meet her. Your testosterone levels will still be high by the time you meet her in the even though but the morning wank will stop you from blowing your load so quick.
>>68170017
Evening*
