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>>68136751
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Christian Rees makes Juveguy look like Jesus Christ tbqh
Such a danger
in-out-shake-it-all-about sub edition
>Not even at 500 posts yet
Hass not only are you a massive pseudo you are also a shit thread maker. Please kill yourself.
Post spreadsheets lads
come on vietnam just 1
>>68166575
jesus
>>68166575
>ARP
>-100% Return
pmsl
>tfw you cash out just before the goal
>>68166575
>Euan: 2 wins out of 9 bets
so disgustingly shit
>1.33% return
kill me
>>68166609
what goal?
>perma suspended
thrown away enough shirts this game already
argentina to win vs chili @2.30?
Lads England just landed, holy shit it's really coming home
Just flicking through Google Images, depressed
how do I filter juveguy? So fucking tired of this meme
>>68166763
4chanx
>>68166763
I've done terrible things for money over the years, but I've never begged strangers for money over an anonymous Bhutanese altitude imageboard.
Feeling better about myself tbqh.
>>68166703
>>68166729
Dude check yourself into rehab or something. This is getting a bit out of hand, don't you think?
>>68166703
here
>>68166856
He does it for the replies. If everyone would just ignore him he would stop this terrible gimmick.
>>68166131
hope someone got on x
>>68166926
went large on the u2.5 as stated earlier
>>68166575
Get a feeling you aren't a very good gambler.
>>68166894
He's such a character though
Last digit of this post number is how many Malaysia put past Timor.
>>68166926
Did thanks anon, needed a win after a few losses
>>68166971
Please no
how do i sell my wife's son for some extra cash?
>>68166971
seems legit
>>68166971
Yep, pretty much as expected
>>68166993
Please tell me you aren't on Malaysia pmsl, I'm going to enjoy opposing you so much on Timor +2, you greasy little soccerway warrior.
Is Iceland vs Leichtenstein over 3.5 possible?
brighton 2:45 essaka ew.
>>68166729
lol
>>68166462
Thanks friend, had a smed on u1.5 and a fart on u0.5.
>>68166926
>>68167134
Yes, bongest dear, I did.
Who wins the Euros boys
>>68167118
pml
>>68167171
belgium
>>68167175
only had £10 on it. better than giving it to juveguy 2bh
>>68167072
I tipped and am on -1 EH @ 1.95 because it was value. Might hedge on +2 once I check the teams. Rball from last game doesn't support + though
>>68167193
>better than giving it to juveguy
L E T H A L
I'm gonna post a really good tip and everyone who wins on it needs to give me 10% of their profits. Remember to go large
https://tipstertube.com/post/62438
https://tipstertube.com/post/62438
>>68167200
Did you watch it? Rball doesn't support the + but it wasn't as rapey as score suggests. The first 20 minutes was all Malaysia but it was even after that, Timor missed some shocking sitters. BTTS is a massive bet at those prices if I can get on anywhere.
>>68167278
I saw the avatar and automagically thought "hey, ARP has a twitter"?
>>68167287
>mfw I have a writeup already prepared for my Halmstadt tip
DELETE THIS
>>68167351
Is it the same handi?
>>68167350
Who's copying who?
>>68167351
Just give me 10% of your winnings. It's a lock. I've done a lotta research. Thank you!
>>68167335
No. I was on holiday. Watching this one though. 10bet skins have BTTS if you want on.
The guy who scored 2 and assisted the other is starting so I'm happy with my -1 EH for now. TL said they would have to be more attacking so can only see that leaving huge gaps for Malaysia to exploit.
>>68167356
Was gonna wait till -0.5 dropped to 1.7+
Odds are higher in Asia though last time I checked
>>68167359
He even copies my trip.
>>68167373
>this drift
Now I'm unhappy. Dirty bastards are probably fixing
The way the odds are going I'm tempted to tip now, price is just being backed in
Cheers Juveguy
No problem m8, looking forward to my commission
Malaysia looking much better, if this isn't a fix i can't understand the drift all.
>>68167470
Malaysia will win, but don't want to cover the handi :^)
uwotm8
>Went to take a piss before I get on
>Malaysia score
zzzzz
O1.5 FH malaysia?
Could someone post a link to a Malaysia stream, mine keeps dying ffs
11111111111111111
>>68167522
>>>/sp/trans/
>>68167536
Search Timor Leste Malaysia ke-2 on youtube.
>>68167549
That's the one I'm already watching, not sure why It keeps cutting out desu
>>68167522
>Arsefrica
>>68167565
I'm also watching that stream and it's been fine for me, must be on your end
>>68167565
Mine did a while back but fine now. Might be your internet speed
Taking over 2.75 in the Malaysian game, wouldn't be surprised if Timor bagged one too, they've been looking better than they started
this game so tez pmsl
who /halmstads/ here?
>>68167730
large
Timor are playing so high now going for goal.
>>68167730
Here,
SBO 2.03 Hamstad -1
Halmstad are the better side by far, they have just come down from the top division and are aiming to be promoted straight back up, while the Syria Free Army finished 7th in this division and are much weaker away from home – losing majority of their fixtures.
As the opening 10 games of this season have demonstrated, Halmstad have a squad with quality that isn’t comparable to most the other teams in the division, and are prime candidates to win the league, they also have by far the best defensive record in the league. There’s also a lot of motivation for the 3 points here with an opportunity to jump to the top of the table from second here. Halmsad have a strong 7-1-2 record so far and have been strong both home and away, in their 5 games as hosts they have only conceded a signle goal but have scored 6 goals and kept clean sheets in 4 of the 5.
Syrian Free Army on the other hand has been DIRE. They sit rock bottom of the table with less than half the points Halmstad have here. They also have a terrible home record with 0 wins. They will be tested here today especially with 7 players missing today who are regulars if not usual starters. They are also being headed by a young assistant manager after their manager quit after only joining in January. Syrianska have back to back losses behind them now too, and I could see a 2+ goal margin victory for Halmstad today, especially with a close to full strength squad and their top strikers starting.
Good value imo and shoudl cover this handicap, especially since their last match was a 3-0 victory in the cup last season.
>>68167730
>>68167775
Only thing that I'm concerned by is how relatively low scoring their games have been recently. Would have loved to take SW but odds are gone and I can see them scoring early on desu
Is Estonia worth the £20 a month?
>>68167818
Really worried about that Hass jinx tbqh.
>>68167866
Lost only 4 bets in my last 19, the Hass jinx is well and truly over lid
touchwood
>>68167782
Ive just looked up Syrianska rball and it would seem some results dont reflect the game. Both 3-1 defeats saw them have equal shots and more DAs. Obviously if they are missing players, that is a different issue, but I wouldnt be betting just because "they are bad"
>>68167911
They are indeed missing players.
Reminder that the Hamstad tip is mine
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbpGmR1-QM
>>68167904
>>68167782
>>68167730
I'm following your lead on this one lads.
Reminder to register to vote by tomorrow if you haven't done so already
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
>>68168056
>Encouraging all the Brexitfags here to sign up
>>68168056
EU write up when?
>>68168155
No, we're literally never gonna switch to the Euro so that's the dumbest strawman to craft up
>>68168086
KEK
>>68168170
kek, give me your email so i can send you fivers in euros in 4-8 years time.
http://livestream-s.info/video/459363.html
STREAM
new calijah
wtb?
NEED better SW odds
>>68168263
halmstad in play to win 1.61
>>68168301
Might take 70 minutes result Halmstadt at 1.83 on bet365
>still no goal
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Hello Halmstad where are the goals
Good save by Halmstad keeper there, worried about my BTTS - No bet
Can already see it coming, they'll score before I get the price I want
This Juveguy tip is looking TEZ
Fuck Halmstad, where's my Timor goal?
bitterly hate essex
>>68168474
Nottinghamshire wreckin'
Did you guys know that Roy Hodgson managed Halmstad?
>>68168461
They arent scoring now lid. Their only chances were in the first half. Dont think they have had a shot since HT.
111111111111111111111111111111
>>68168497
Did you know that it's coming home?
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>>68168474
PMSL
Wish I tipped overs in Northampton match, got on over 360 and then rebacked 402.
Northants are dire
>>68168496
yeah i got on at 380. should've tipped it on my TT. free money
>>68168544
great tip m8, free cash
>>68168544
380?
>Didn't get on
FFS
I'm taking -0.5 from here
Yep, fucking knew it. Went for a smoke and they score
>>68168573
I think in 2 or 3 of their last five games their first goal came after 60 minutes
Can't wait for people to tip me after my tip wins :D
>>68168676
>my tip wins
pmsl, piss of u littl rat, I'm spending my winnings on a haircut
>>68168706
you literally stole my tip and rebranded it
anyone going on poland?
argentina is a lock vs chile right?
>>68168839
Nope
>>68168752
No doski no parti
>>68168839
Nope(2)
>>68168906
shouldnt poland stomp lithuania 2-0 3-0
>>68168839
The argentina v chile game is risky as fuck, could go either way desu.
>>68168906
Lewa is on the bench and Milik scores 3 himself
I'm on
>>68168752
I got Poland HT @ 1.61
Waiting untill he comes on before i place a bet if they haven't scored already.
>>68168752
Would swerve, can't trust Poland after losing 2-1 to that Holland team the other day
>>68168571
bet380
Sweden W fh -1 if it comes btw.
My model predicts a goal fest in the Tervarit game
Betting on Poland was a mistake.
>>68169063
Im leaning away DNB if rball supports. How does that sit with your model?
>>68169106
Not enough zs on my keyboard
>>68169105
this
>>68169106
I fancied that too before I saw teams, not too convinced now tbqh
>Sweden women
2-0 when?
>>68169392
by the end of the game hopefully
decent recovery tho
>Poland
Good bye, money.
Taking over 2 in the Norway u21 game if it gets there
Hello, where are the Kolmonen goals?
>https://tipstertube.com/post/62466
>tips: 49
Is this a joke?
>>68169392
2 now stalker.
222222222222222222
>>68169655
How jealous are you?
>>68169655
Lel didn't even notice. Peeps cuntfusing him with inplay2g?
>>68169703
So so incredibly much. Quite obvious from that he is a penny punting student mong. Who the fuck takes up TWO summer jobs?
>>68169655
pmsl then he posts a tip with wrong odds
"I usually put at least 1 and a half hour of pure work into each tip"
How fucking homosexual.
Overs in the Frankenstein-Goldman Sachs game is worth a smed
poland please
>>68169769
You gonna paypal something then for the Halmstad tip?
>>68169769
Frankenstein have scored over 30 goals in their 4 games this season alone and each game has resulted in over 4 – last time they played at home this season the match ended 5-5. Expect much the same here today, with the away team also scoring an average of 4 per match – having played 4 games with 17 goals. Gladsaxe also come in with only 3 subs so I expect late goals too.
Over 4 is 1.86 on IBCBet now
Im a mug in a shrewdies skin so despite my model pointing to an away result in Finland, I have staked home 0.0 as this is value using my rball adjusted model.
>>68169226
I'm almost cashing out. They will probably be the damnation of my multiple picks today.
>>68169769
>Frankenstein-Goldman Sachs
Are these actual teams or are you high as a kite?
>>68169966
1
>>68169957
Sent ;)
>he bets on poland after poland lost against netherlands c-team DAYS earlier.
p
m
s
l
>>68170131
*Gladsaxe-Hero
>>68170144
No, seriously m8
>>68170171
Denmark U21 league.
Can't wait for my job interview at Lidl. Stocking shelves so much more profitable than gambling.
>>68170159
I actually won a good ammount of money on that game. Problem is, Lithuania is a really really shitty team, and Poland is not so bad.
Finland +1 @2.90 is THE bet today by the way lids. Do not miss out. Perfect way to chase Poland losses also.
>>68170214
Why don't you just get on my tips?
1-1 now.
Got a small on over 5.5 too
How many sockpuppet shills does Inplay2g have?
>>68170287
the same as your bank balance. so, 5.
Sarpsburg handi's just been SMACKED
>>68170245
Distracted, because I am preparing dinner. Haven't lost any money today, but haven't made a single penny either. Might just call it a day and wait for tomorrows games.
>>68170000
zzz went for dinner during HT and its been smacked before I could post on tt
>>68170385
>>68170405
>Not fasting so you never miss a line
You kuffair brought this on yourselves
>>68170533
DOWN
>poland
>>68170545
Hope you rebacked lid
Who /ogre/ here?
>>68170589
Have no idea why they were ever a bet desu
>>68169063
Overs in easily but ARP snoozing again
You know, I want to believe that there isn't a world where Poland doesn't beat Lithuania, but after seeing them against that shit Dutch squad, I cba
>mfw someone bet on Poland near me
absolute shit from poland
At work running around with my shirt swinging above my head screaming 'MALAYSIA!!!!'
>No volleyball fixtures tomorrow
Why even bother waking up?
Need one more Sweden goal and one or two Tervarit goals or its beans on stale bread for tomorrow
>>68169063
Cheers lid
Who is RballKing lids?
tfw you ARE tt
>>68170881
big al will clearly go mad when he sees this and call google up demanding they make his profile the top link
>>68170659
Get the pass off him lad
Hello Frederiksvaerk FK U21, where are the goals
Old TT finally got wiped, new, public profile coming now
>>68170984
Coward
>>68170836
Going by the tips, it could be Lux pmsl
>grosicki trying this hard to carry the team
>>68170000
Need to adjust my rball adjustment factor in my model I think
haven't gambled in a while
what's PGA like these days? Is Lux still tipping or has he fucked off to Marbella now?
>>68171022
What's the point of using the old account, if the current stats don't necessarily reflect the quality of the future tips? The account was never public, so I didn't maintain it properly, usually flat staked and often tipped games I wouldn't have tipped had it been public.
>Dat goal
>Lithuania
what the fuck
this game is so fucking shitty
bet365 suspending betting when I was about to put money on a draw when that goal was being contested ;_;
>>68171202
Hello.
Can you tell me when there'll be more goals in the Frederick v Gladsaxe match?
>>68171270
1st day of betting, pal?
>>68171270
surely nibs
time to go on finland +1
>>68171317
;^}
Genuinely pmsl at anyone who bet on Poland. Imagine failing to score at home against a team that conceded twice to Malta. Imagine.
This is what I get from making conclusions from a sample size of 4 games.
Just let me die in my sleep
Fucking hell lads being a wageslave is horrible. How the fuck am I meant to do anything working 9-6?
>>68171484
Not on Poland this time
Feeling Good
Should be 1:0 tho, wasn't a faul when they've scored
>>68171585
Would give my left nut to be a wageslave right now
>>68171626
Same
any tips for italy?
>>68171881
Why cant you get a job, mate?
>>68171904
He gets his autismbux, thats enough
>>68171930
It's a long story :/
>>68171956
Do share friend
>>68171956
We're all listening
>>68171891
FIN +1. Italy absolutely dire.
reffocs you reckon we should cash out of sussex and gloucestershire?
>>68172052
>betting against Essex
When will they learn?
>Le Euan Tipstertube Defence Force
>Not on the Raufoss goal train
Why live?
>>68172203
It is fucking retarded though.
>Wah stop giving away tips for free that I can't get on!
Guarantee at least half his followers could get on if they wanted and with a reasonable stake for their bankroll.
Reminder that inplay2g gets paid 1k pounds per month by his followers
Guys, Texas Rangers are priced up at home against the Astros as underdogs again (21/20 at Paddys, 11/10 SkyBet). Fiers is 3-3 with ERA of 4.84 whereas Lewis is 5-0, 3/00 ERA and is 10-1 with a 2.50 ERA in 13 starts against Houston. LUMP ON.
>>68172025
I remember how they've been smacked by Poland 3 months ago, wouldn't back Finland
Mark my words
Euan just go private and accept everyone on here :^)
>>68172310
>>68172310
>reasonable size
I'm sorry but I wasn't able to get more than a tenner on, it's clear this is just statpadding.
And inplay2g has a good point, if he wants to go paid he should post tips with the same quality as he would if he was paid, why on earth would you want to pay someone who posts tips on Mara?
>>68172367
Because posting a Mara tip means it is on all Russians and anyone with sense can get as much as they want on this bet.
>>68172365
yeah, that's what i said. take us in free and use us as his base and then he can charge the people from TT.
>>68172469
lol
e u a n
>>68172469
m8....
>>68172367
>I'm sorry but I wasn't able to get more than a tenner on
Yes and your account is probably limited but do you think more than half of Euan's followers don't have access to Mara or are limited on Mara? I doubt it.
>if he wants to go paid he should post tips with the same quality as he would if he was paid, why on earth would you want to pay someone who posts tips on Mara?
Sure but right now he isn't paid so who cares? As far as I'm concerned he can do what he wants while unpaid. If he goes paid I may follow I may not and if I do and the tips still include Mara tips or the yield drops off then I may stop following but while he is unpaid I don't see why anybody would take issue.
Personally managed a couple of hundred quid on unibet, on a bet I wouldn't of been on if Euan hadn't posted. Not complaining at all.
>muh mara
>muh Asia
>muh paid tips
Have sex
Who /recently single/ here?
>>68172525
Average stake size isn't £50 on Mara m8, how new are you? It depends on the game, and it here it was stupid low.
Russian bookies? Pmsl
I don't care that Euan's posting Mara tips if they're good tips, I just don't see how you can defend him for doing so since it's so obviously statpadding.
Also I'd imagine most the users on TT are limited to some extent on Mara, it's a small community and most users are part of the big groups that get you limited quick.
>>68172604
What went wrong friendo? :(
>>68172469
Get on while you can mates. Shit's about to go down for Italy.
>>68172690
No way Italy won't score at least 1
It ends badly for Fins
>>68172682
She was being a bitch, so I calmly, reasonably told her she was being a bitch. It didn't go over well
>>68172768
Belgium>Italy. Finland drawed against Belgium and they were ahead for 88 minutes. Fuck off.
>>68172773
what was she doing that was bitch-like, pal
>>68172604
>>68172773
More time for /bet/? Great success!
>>68172627
>Average stake size isn't £50 on Mara m8, how new are you? It depends on the game, and it here it was stupid low.
I'm well aware they have low limits usually but I've got a fresh Mara and just checked and I can still get £40 on it now. People claiming max stake was €7/£10 are just people who are limited. Plenty of people limited on 365 or can't even use 365 (Netherlols) but do we see this uproar when a 365 bet gets tipped? Guarantee £40 on a 2/10 tip would be within the bankrolls of most of Euan's followers.
Lads, just woke up cause i felt a euan huge about to land?
Am I right
>>68172819
>>68172822
She was bitching at me for hanging out with the other grad students more than her. Plus, she was bitching at me for texting one of the girls in the program (asking for a set of notes).
>>68172884
You were seeing your ex behind her back on her bday. You probably had it coming desu
really loving the massive comment threads on every Euan tip
