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>Tante Käthe will stay in Leverkusen until 2022
>BVB want to extend Weigl's contract
>Jürgen Damm to Bundesliga?
>RiRo to Arsenal?
>inb4 horrible OP
>inb4 goooooood moooooooooooorning
Kicker saying
>Dortmund will probably sell Mkhitaryan for approx. 35m
>Toprak will be signed next year for 12m
>Rode is almost done
>>68164291
>Rode is almost done
He's in Dortmund.
>>68164291
They should have signed pic related
>>68164315
is his woman german or brazilian
>>68164315
>Giraffen
Those are clearly zebras, you pleb.
>>68164471
https://www.instagram.com/carlanaldo/?hl=de
You tell me
>>68164506
the blacks can keep her
>replacing Hummels with Bartra
>replacing Gündogan with Rode
>replacing Mkhitaryan with Jürgen Damm
>the city of Shitmund
>>68164641
is this finally leverkrusen's year with dortmund stabbing themselves in the face and ancelotti shit at leagues?
>>68164677
>Ancelotti shit at leagues
I love this meme. Bayern will walk the league easily again.
>>68164734
facts
>>68164677
best chance they had in years
and thanks to Löw they will have well rested players
>>68164814
Brandt and Tah will go to the Olympic Games, though
>>68164828
I don't think clubs have to release players for that
it's Schalkes year
>>68164291
>Dortmund will probably sell Mkhitaryan for approx. 35m
Who is the buyer?
>>68164909
RBL
>>68164909
english papers suggested Arsenal or Chelsea
>>68164909
Arseanal
>>68164471
Brazilian with german passport, just like Naldo.
>>68164932
>>68164937
Thanks. Would be wasted at Arsenal. Chelsea could be a good decision imo.
Good Morning from Wombats hostel in Berlin!!
>>68164962
>Would be wasted at Arsenal.
why do you think so?
>>68165030
Wenger doesn't strike me as a manager who could utilize the strenghts of Mkhitaryan correctly, just like Klopp.
>>68165044
fits with the Vardy attempt (in how no one thinks he suits it)
yes, hello
will we win the Euro?
>>68165364
yes we will
>>68165364
romania will win
>>68165364
OHNE HOLLAND
>Juventus Turin macht beim Werben um Weltmeister Mario Götze offenbar erneut ernst. Nach einem Bericht des „Corriere dello Sport“ hat Geschäftsführer Giuseppe Marotta bereits Kontakt zum deutschen Meister Bayern München aufgenommen
>Juve soll ebenfalls an Bayerns Abwehrspieler Medhi Banatia interessiert sein. Juve-Geschäftsführer Marotta will den Bayern ein Leihgeschäft mit Kaufoption für den früheren Profi von AS Rom vorschlagen, schreibt der „Corriere dello Sport“
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>Der Abschied von Henrikh Mkhitaryan beim BVB scheint näher zu rücken. Laut der „Sun“ soll der FC Arsenal der heißeste Favorit auf eine Verpflichtung sein. Die Ablöse soll rund 25 Millionen Euro betragen. Der BVB soll bereits auf der Suche nach einem Nachfolger für den Armenier sein.
>Ein Kandidat ist laut „Calcionews24.com“ Riccardo Saponara vom FC Empoli.
>Und auch Jürgen Damm wird als Mkhitaryan-Nachfolger gehandelt. Auch mit Leverkusen, Hoffenheim und Bayern München wird Damm in Verbindung gebracht
who the fuck is Jürgen Damm?
>>68165760
>>68165776
>Mexican
>plays at Tigres UANL
>MW 4 Mio.€
>to replace Mkhitaryan
I really don't see the logic here
>>68165760
a mexishit with a german opa
>>68165794
Me neither. But whatever.
>>68165794
Kicker have already said it's not happening.
has anyone here done webms of the lufthansa commercial yet?
why is based mkikhikhitargaryen leaving?
>>68165871
money
>>68165843
>>68165871
bayern domination of the league
>>68165843
>>68165886
I'll better remove the black bars
>>68165843
why would their social media people post on a thai cavepainting agora?
>>68165901
what are you even trying to imply
>>68165909
it's a lame commercial
leave that stuff to twitter
>>68165926
>hating on reaction images
back to spox with you
>>68165898
is this better?
>>68165926
>Brit expat in Germany
>>68165956
richfag (iPhone) version
>>68166040
I wonder if I can make the face of the English guy loop properly in that last one
>>68166055
nope, doesn't work.
>>68166028
>gif
Will Dortmund fans boo Sebastian Rode because he's from Bayern?
>>68164506
Are those tits? I am willing to see more
>>68164506
>girls with braces
I don't understand her tits yet
>>68164967
Morning
>>68166247
>mom, look! I asked another retarded question in /bundes/!
>>68166447
holy fuck calm down Ronny
Hands down guys, who is going to win the Euro Cup? It's obviously not us and damn sure not Belgium!
>>68166322
what's there to not understand?
>>68166492
I don't want to pursue the matter any further. Feel free to do so though
That good feel after getting lashes done..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgUo2d6sSL0
ugh.
>>68166466
england
Aahahahhaaaaahahaha
JUST
>Jako
>Betakusen
Perfect fit though.
>>68166859
how the fuck is this funny
Where is Denmark on the map?
>>68167389
in your asshole
http://www.bvb.de/News/Uebersicht/Borussia-Dortmund-verpflichtet-Sebastian-Rode
@Podolski10 Big changes start small. Welcome little princess We are happy and incredibly grateful. ️️ #poldi
>>68167308
>Betakusen doing beta things like dropping adidas and getting Jako as their shirt manufacturer
>not funny
Pick one Asuka faggot.
>>68167733
What the fuck
>>68165754
25 million for the man with most scores pointes this season.
man if he leaves i hope he will fail miserably.
he had 2 bad season and just 1 good and wants to leave what a fucktard, dortmund can't even make money with selling this tard because they got him for 27 million.
>>68167754
I'm not even Asuka faggot
>changing sponsors is funny
how autistic
>>68165871
because he is a faggot and hummels left.
>>68167815
It's not going to be €25m. That's just Arsenal trying their typical lowballing. Wasn't their first offer for Xhaka somewhere around €27m?
>>68165810
Yea bundesliga can suck a dick If they think they can get jurgen for €4M. Atleast €10M, he'll tear up the bundes next to chicha goat.
>>68167823
It's funny that Leverkusen think this is a good idea...shirt sales will drop tremendously..it's like they actively prevent themselves from ever becoming a big club that is taken seriously by the rest of the league.
>>68167945
this is one of the most autistic posts I've read in this week's bundes
>>68167929
I don't know whether this post would be funnier if you were serious, or not.
>15.5m for Rode
Nice
>>68164471
brazilian (me)
>Über die Ablösemodalitäten vereinbarten beide Vereine Stillschweigen.
>h-hey guys c-can we p-p-please be as intransparent as p-p-possible? t-that would be gr-r-reat.
i swear, if football doesn't change for good in the future, i will drop this shit.
>>68168049
literally /bundes/
>>68168088
>letting Hummels go for 19,5m euros
I thought Favre was waiting for the Bayern job, why did he accept to manage an average ligue 1 team like Nice? hell, even Lyon wanted him and they have CL football at least
>>68168195
I'm not a shareholder
anyone here ever went to /bundeswehr/? just curious
>>68168284
most people here turned 18 after 2010
>>68168284
/ausgemustert/ :^)
>dortmund deals
good morning
>>68168455
Do you do any gardening?
Manager of Ireland:
Martin Michael O'Neill
Manager of Northern Ireland:
Michael Martin O'Neill
>>68168560
impressive
>>68168560
>>68168560
Albert Bunjaki is the manager of the Kosovan team, and Albert Bunjaku scored their first ever goal in an official match.
>>68168630
And everything was right in the world
>>68168331
>>68168433
shithouse general?
>>68168331
>mfw most of the right-wing people in /bundes/ are probably faggots who didn't go to the Bundeswehr or did Zivi instead
>>68168560
Why is this allowed?
>>68168698
I don't think they want to be Merkel's puppets
>>68168560
Michael O'Neill played for ayyyyr United
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayr_United_F.C.
>>68168728
>ban evading
>>68168777
except right-wingers always jerk off about the military
>>68168800
that's true, but they admire Wehrmacht, SS, the Prussian army, etc.
>I was a BVB fan as a kid and I am very happy I was able to transfer to my favorite club
hmm
>tfw you write something and solve the captcha but decide not to submit the thing you posted but you still have a captcha to let go and don't want to waste it
>"You have a beautiful smile, Anon!"
>>68169096
Shame I can't return that compliment, Jaimy-Jaqueline.
>>68169019
tbf he even said that when he was at Bayern IIRC
edit: found it
>Als Kind war ich Fan von Borussia Dortmund und hatte ein Trikot von Matthias Sammer und Andreas Möller. Außerdem von Tomas Rosicky. Das waren Vorbilder.
>Sammer
>Möller
Oh boy
>>68169019
To be fair he did actually say that while he was at Bayern too.
>>68169157
>>68169164
Fair enough
Who will replace Hummels and Micky?
>>68166859
The fuck is Jako? The fuck is Barmenia?
The fuck you doing Bayer?
>>68167693
Cool as fuck shades on Weidenfehler. Anyone know where I can get the exact same ones?
>>68169247
Prollbude.com
>>68169019
>>68169157
a lot of players say that indeed
>>68169157
Question is why he didn't join them two years ago then instead of going to Buyern.
>>68169317
He wanted to win some titles first
>>68169317
Sammer-senpai noticed him.
>>68169280
>wearing nice shades = being a proll
You must have a lot of friends anon.
>>68169157
>Sammer
>Möller
>Vorbilder
>>68169221
Bartra and Konoplyanka/Hulk
What will happen with Subotic?
>15.5mil
>for Rode
>>68169360
Uff's Maul?
>>68169415
my vorbild was this fella
i think i've made the better choices.
>>68169414
you are really annoying, how about you fuck off
>>68169466
Kokser was so goddamn based, man
>>68169512
he was the best there ever was.
>>68169609
ok, enough is enough
>>68169247
Literally any Helmut
thank you
>>68169860
autism speaks
>kareem
I thought his name is Nuri
https://twitter.com/Tim_Wiese/status/739845740332224512
lmao
>>68170355
>Tim "Champions League" Wiese
all the lads
>>68170355
ayy
>>68168049
Just you wait and see, they don't call him sonic damm for nothing. Also seeing how defensive lines work in bundes, he'll be a headache for most teams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWpmkpsioQ
>i hate RB Leipzig
>>68169389
Join Man City. Pep Guardiola has found him out like nobody else
>>68169582
F a b u l o u s. Wow.
>>68170355
ANNOUNCE WWE MOVE
>>68169582
Denmark likes this image too by the way. I am sure
>>68170717
i hope so.
Yeah
>>68170831
good :)
>that faggot who improves Brazil's rpp
hello i am here now
>>68168630
i saw this the other day and initially assumed it was a father son thing like in Iceland or Russia
>>68171223
no, you are not
>>68171787
i think i am tho
>climbing the mount everest costs you $50-150k
permit just for permission is $11k
>I WILL BUY ALL OF YOUR PLAYERS HEHE
>WEIGL YOU ARE NEXT
Does /bundes/ rank Embolo?
I thought Dortmund were a big club lads? why are they buying big teams benchwarmers to replace their talented but gone players? Also why do every player with an ounce of talent want to leave dortmund?
>>68172017
>foreign shareholders shocked at the realization they bandwagon the wrong team
lol
it's not too late to jump ship to the EPL
>>68171945
no, hes only rated because hes black
Do you think Coach Carlo knows why Bayern lost against Atletico Madrid and what he has to do so Bayern will reach the final next season?
>>68172065
you've got quite the obsession with shareholders brudi I was just wondering why such a great club has to go through all those difficulties :-)
>>68171945
Breeliant
>>68172152
>>68172152
are you going to cry
>>68172017
Tuchel is too autistic to keep a team together.
They were fairly loyal under Klopp.
Of course you don't turn down Real or Fergie but a lot of them had EPL clubs interested and stayed despite starvation wages.
Götze was an outlier, he was too soft for Klopp's football and thought he could get away with it in Munich.
>>68172126
he will only hope madrid face them before the final and not bayern
>>68170581
There are a lot of pacey players in the buli. And if he's a "pace but no brain man" he would suit much better in the EPL.
>>68172345
rude
Is lahm the shortest /bundes/ player?
>>68173133
no. it should be de Blasis or Max Meyer.
>>68173133
De Blasis is 165cm
tbf it feels quite weird to watch athletes who are way smaller than yourself.
>>68173187
meyer is 173cm
>>68173205
>tbf it feels quite weird to watch athletes who are way smaller than yourself.
No not really. I'm 1,98, so (football) athletes being smaller than me is the norm.
>>68173256
what size in t shirt do you wear
>>68173307
mostly XL
fattie
fat ppl smell so fucking bad UGH how can anyone endure this shit?
93kg on 1,98 is an okay weight.
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatty
>>68173326
arent the tees a bit tight? I'm 1m82 and I wear L since I'm more comfy in bigger sized t shirts
im 59 kgs though
>69kg at 1,82m
what
the
fuck
that's even worse than a fatty
>>68174169
59*
no I said 59kg
>>68174196
bet you feel stupid now
>>68173972
rude
>>68174068
Depends on the brand. I like bigger sized T-shirts too and some XL shirts are too tight. But a lot of XXL shirts are too wide and tend to make me look more like a lanklet.
literally a sissy lmaooo
>„Ich bin von Kindesbeinen an BVB-Fan und freue mich schon deshalb sehr, dass es mit dem Transfer zu meinem Lieblingsklub geklappt hat.
Do you guys think Rostock can get promoted this season?
>>68174324
pls gib info about Jürgen.
>>68174363
>bayern US
>>68174250
I could literally bash your skull in
>>68174363
I don't get the appeal of twitter tbqhwy.
>>68174352
He's really really fast and can dribble but that's about it. Please take him and teach him how to play, please.
>>68174391
haha XD
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
superb
post
due I fucking love your posts
>>68174498
me too <3
>>68174462
thanks.
>>68170355
>all these cringeworthy comments
glad im not on fucking twitter
>>68174801
Did he dyed his hair?
>>68175155
good taste. Apfelkuchen is elite tier kuchen.
a jugo just called me a faggot
>>68175675
he just stated the obvious
>>68175675
meh. Do you take random insults that some loser spouted at you seriously?
Why does the swiss faggot roaming our thread always sound like he has a stick up his arse?
>Antonio Rüdiger (23) steht nach Angaben von Roma-Klubchef James Pallotta nicht vor einem Abgang. „Wir haben keine Absicht, Rüdiger zu verkaufen. (..) Der Kader passt bestens so“, sagte er. Zuletzt wurde der Nationalspieler u. a. mit dem FC Chelsea in Verbindung gebracht.
Rüdiger to stay at Roma.
>>68175851
>our
wew
>>68176002
Smart business from Conte
>>68175851
Kindly fuck off, you have nowhere near the anon-cred
>>68175765
>>68175846
hm i was jogging topless so i guess i had it coming
>>68176252
Und ich sag
N
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>>68168164
Does this even happen in other countries? It's even worse when it comes to wages. There probably are some overpaid shitters on your favorite bundes team but you'll rarely find out because clubs don't publish wages.
>>68176486
I think it's only in the US that you really know players' wages.
You can look in the accounts of many European clubs and find the total wages and extrapolate from that, but I guess it's mainly rumours and stories by reputable journalists that give you the numbers.
It's pretty well-known in Superligaen what the top 1% earn and the same with most ranks of players if not the exact wages of each individual, probably the same in other countries.
Ugh. Long-winded bore.
>>68176663
Don't clubs have to report transfer fee and wage to FIFA with the transfer matching system?
Not sure if anyone but Pep Blatter can access that though.
>>68176802
>The purchasing and selling club are both required to enter details of the transfer and crucially, the details must match in order for the transfer to be approved and in cross-border cases, an International Transfer Certificate is dispensed
Good point. The transfer sum should probably be in there, but I don't think the wages would be relevant in that system.
>>68176802
https://footballleaks2015.wordpress.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_Leaks
>Football Leaks is a website that reveals transfer fees, wages and contract information about famous footballers. The website has been described as the football version of WikiLeaks.
>>68174363
Literally same response every time.
>>68176884
Yeah, I read a few of those.
The Ajax contracts were nice and straightforward, like I imagine Bundesliga contracts to be.
IIRC they also had a no shit talkling clause which explains the lack of bants in the Bundes.
good night
