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News:

>Caraway wants title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/5/11825106/bryan-caraway-turns-down-cody-garbrandt-wants-title-shot-after

>Lesnar's opponent to be announced on ESPN tomorrow
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/5/11861508/ufc-200-brock-lensar-opponent-to-be-announced-on-monday-june-6-mma

>Don Frye to be inducted into 2016 UFC Hall of Fame
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/5/11860184/don-frye-to-be-inducted-into-2016-ufc-hall-of-fame
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SCHAUB
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>losing to Michael Bisping
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Rate Rockhold's ability to take punches to the chin/10
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Top 5 for "You're suspended shut the fuck up"
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>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
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>>68163325
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>>68163333
Checked
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how long would it take you to knock callen unconscious
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>>68163340
lmao fucking saved.
When he walked in wearing a singlet with a beer in hand I knew the presser was gonna be great.
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>>68163333
3333 backwards is EEEE. Evil starts with 4. The Chris has been cursed with evil quads of misfortune. Everyone knows that.Cursed Chris. Bisping confirmed for destroying Chris in their fight.
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>>68163363
meant for
>>68163336
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>>68163355
the beauty of it is how the shot to the solar plexus turns luke back to meet the left
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>>68163342
He would KO you
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>>68163342
>Go to Callen's stand up show
>Heckle him from the back
>ROGAN'S BITCH
>PODCAST FAGGOT
>FIRST FOR SCHAUB
>He hops off stage
>Pulls Alpha Brain out of his pocket
>Pops it
>Forearms bulge like Popeye
>Gets in a wide stance
>Spinning wheel kick
>I get heem'd
>Rogan pops up
>"Callen that form is fucking terrible"
>Schaub pops up
>"For sure dude"
>"Buy my shirts"
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>>68163379
in a fight even a blind person would see this coming
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>>68163333
confirmed
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>>68163355
>the foot trap
>The dumb fuck turning his back on a charging opponent after getting rocked
>getting slept by the NATTY GOAT
>The entire Himalayas worth of salt post fight and at the presser.
pottery
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>>68163399
>a blind person would see this

impossible
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>look up Michael on IMDB
>Twin Peaks
What the fuck? Is he the next Vinnie Jones?
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>>68163399
>i can see it coming so i can dodge it
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>>68163426
Who will be next to delete RDA's chin?
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>>68163426
>hitting a spinning meme kick on a dummy is the same as landing it in a fight
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>>68163422

Believe you me Cooper
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>>68163439
spinning kicks land all the time laddie, keep it up and i'll toss a cheeky meme kick on ur glass chin m8
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>>68163441
Fuck your coffee buddeh
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>>68163454
Robbie won all 5 rounds
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>>68163422
I always thought Bisping would make a good Bond villain, I hope his acting career is successful
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>>68163463
Robbie lost two of his last three fights, this is objective fact and cannot be disputed by anyone
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>>68163465
>drunk cross eyed man bond villain
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I just realized that Bisping is tied for most wins in history at 19 with GSP that's fucking impressive.
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>>68163479
manc*
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>>68163475
Robbie objectively hasn't lost a round since Strikeforce
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>>68163479
He's got a good look for it. Maybe just as a goon though
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>>68163489

no one escapes big john
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>>68163489
>>68163501
>Sleep tight, Mikey.
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Legit want Bisping's daughter to talk really dirty shit to me while I fuck her.
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>>68163422
Found Bisping's showreel lololol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDtpEFRk0-g
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>>68163501

BJM would clean out the ref division, Herb, Beltran, all of those chumps would get wrestlefucked
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>>68163422
>A vision I had in my sleep last night — as distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream — the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within — this gleaming radiant marble. I had known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and care-free, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced — a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.

>>SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST SELF-HELP BOOK YOU'VE EVER READ. CONCEIVE. BELIEVE. ACHIEVE. SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>68163537
>Thinking he has a chance against BASED Marc Goddard.
kek
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Who was saltier?
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>>68163436
unironically eddie
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>>68163556
RockSalt without a shadow of a doubt. He was fucking SEETHING. Re-watching the presser now.
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>>68163552
Is that a quote from The Great Gatsby or something?
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>>68163566
Twin Peaks you goof
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>>68163556
johnny hendricks after losing to gsp
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>>68163531
fucking lmao
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>>68163575
Wut r u laffin' at budeh
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>>68163575
you have a giggle mate?
>"I'll touch you in a second muvva fucka"
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>>68163584
Torrenting this right now. Will give in depth review w/ webms.
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>Bisping's daughter is only 13
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>>68163674
>Rogan's daughter is almost 17
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>>68163652
Based, thank you.
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>>68163674

next year she'll be ready
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>>68163674
Good to go.
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>>68163574
>"""""losing"""""
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>>68163515
i want to watch her press out a massive 22 inch turd.

just lay a big fucking hulking turd.
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>>68163293
Hendo is the absolute madman
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>>68163674
Imagine how bad The Count would pummel all of you pervs for creeping. He'd give you the bants too.
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btw, check this out /heem/

Hendo vs JJ?
Hendo vs Cuckhold?
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What are you guys up to?
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>>68163479
Just throw an eye patch on him. All good.
>fuckin' faggot took me eye
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>>68163741
>NICK SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68163735
Do you just hate Hendo? His record in the past 5 years is spottier than period panties. I hope he retires or fights some other old fuck like Wandy in a Russian org for a monstrous check.
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>>68163741
that's a weird stoppage

feel like he let it go on so long at that point might as well just let it keep going
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>>68163705
yeh no shit
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>>68163766
Nate tapped the canvas tho
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>>68163293
ARTEM
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>>68163740
Punished Bisping
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>>68163766
>let it go on so long at that point might as well just let it keep going
Ah yes, the Lombard/Magny special
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>>68163820
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>>68163674
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>13 years old
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>>68163705
yeah, he lost
watch it with the sound off - unless you're on eof those wwe kids who'll post a pic of gsp after the fight and think the marks on his face mean he lost the fight. he looked like shit after every fight, just like BJ looked untouched no matter how the fight went (until his last few, that is)
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>>68163835
gsp definitely lost
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>>68163556
to be fair conor wasnt even salty
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>tfw you want to bang and he lets you bang bro
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Schaub-Bisping's daughter powercouple when

#Browned
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>>68163835
>that post
>that flag
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>>68163820
Disgusting steroid hues, the natty goat would heem them all today
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what a fucking snake in the grass this guy
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>>68163849
simmer down, dana.
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What went wrong?
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>>68163850
He waited until social media so Nate wouldn't beat him up again
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>helwani fags
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>>68163880
Based Robin Black, Ariel Helwani on suicide watch
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>>68163897
Don't worry m8, /heem/ is a safespace
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>>68163883
Leafyishere is about to make a reaction video for durian. He's already made one for Vegan Gains and Durian's girlfriend.
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>>68163888
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>>68163912
kek, durian will tear him a new one, leafy is such a dumb cunt
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>>68163888
There are rules in MMA that prevented Nelson from finishing the job everyone has wanted to do
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What went wrong lads?
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>>68163934
Reminder that Ben Rothwell is a proven disgusting steroid cheater
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HEIL SCHAUB
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>>68163934
it's a picture of some fat guy beating up a can
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What went wrong?
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>>68163934
>fat
>ugly
>cheater
>mandrama fan
>lives in wisconsin
i'd rather be schaub t.bh
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>>68163889
yes yes, i meant at the post fight. he wasnt no Leuk Rocksalt.
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>>68163979
He decided dating fat, suicidal non-champ Ronda was a good idea. Now he's trapped
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What went right?
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>>68163900
kex. i dislike helwani as much as the next lad but the ex addict rockstar 40 year old once mma fighter turned talent show judge makes me cringe more.
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>>68163880
Has Reddit disowned Robin "Throw the Jew down the well" Black yet?
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Why did he fail so consistently? Was it autism?
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>>68163998
holy fuckk if i was the guy takin the pic id shit my pants
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>>68164017
robbery
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>>68164013
SCHAUB gets paid MILLIONS to sell TSHIRTS while you get BRAIN DAMAGE for FREE REEBOK PUMPS
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>>68164035
Schaub is deeply unhappy, and it shows.
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>>68164017
yes
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>>68164017
He unironically won that fight
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So I was checking out the spicy bangers list, weird there's only been 52 spicy bangers in the whole history of mma.

>>68163880
He's literally a paid zuffa shill
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>>68164041
sure..... whatever helps you sleep at night friend
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>>68164041
SCHAUB = GOD
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Your lack of Take Down Defence is disturbing.

http://www.break.com/video/cop-body-slams-teenager-3025994
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>>68164041
>Schaub is deeply
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Does anyone else remember the few podcasts after Schaub got BTFO how he was talking about how he is still gonna fight and how lame just selling t shirts would be? Also when his comments on the reebok deal got blown up he's like "i just want all this to go away, the reebok deal is probably fine with other fighters, i don't know the whole story"
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>>68164041
Well he is raising his son. But more importantly his wife's son. I heard she had a kid prior to meeting her.
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>>68164060
Nice to know you listen to Schaubcasts
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>KO Power
>Excellent top tier boxing
>Impeccable takedown defense
>Able to fight 100 percent every round
>Iron Chin
Give me one good reason why hes not the GOAT
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>>68164060
As shit a fighter as he was, if he returned to fighting he'd unironically be a huge draw at this point. With the post-USADA landscape he might actually be able to compete with the top 5 too.
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>>68164060
>he listens to every episode of TFATK
>he makes anti-schaub posts on an Irish potato-farming forum
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>>68164066
those were rogancasts, i only started to hate schaub when he started pretending he was some revolutionary protester to the reebok deal even though he was acting like a total pussy about speaking out until he got paid
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LEFT

HOOK

LARRY
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30th schaub related post this thread
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>>68164057
Yes butnhes surrounded by his Bros there. But more importantly men. He's a classic closet case. The jewelry, cars,blow job jitsu. His flamboyant hair styles, especially when he dyed it. He's miserable because he doesn't want to be there. Him and Tebow are close. A little too close.
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>>68164097
He looks pretty boss with that hair
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>>68164087
Schaub is an alpha, look at how he commands the room next to the beta Cowboy Cerrone who is trying to shill Reebok for a few extra shekels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IboweiOalDM
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>>68164060
yes. except here you will be made fun of.
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>>68164098
glad to know I'm not the only one that thought this

tebow is a classic closet case as well

hmmmmmmmmm

interesting
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>>68164106
Looks like Merv Hughes lol.
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>tfw /schaub/ general
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>>68163563

spain being retarded again
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Has anyone ever tweeted Schaub about /heem/?
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>>68164128
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>>68164098
kwek
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>People think Schaub would be a draw because he does a podcast

First for Callen btw
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>>68164143
10 million downloads a month.

Schaub would sell out a football stadium
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>>68163319
>Getting heem so bad, you turn into Kevin Costner
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Putting a cheeky fifty on Schaub comparing himself to Andy Dufresne tomorrow during TFATK
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>>68164143
>>68164150
10 mill downloads monthly is the hottest of hot property.
He's selling out venues just to do TFATK live talks. He'd definitely be a draw.
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>>68164112
lol what the fuck was up with that, i wonder how much cowboy got paid to read off those talking points, its too bad schaub is too stupid to make a good argument
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>>68164098
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>>68164163
>10 million a month
>Spread over a dozen podcasts
>They're free

He will never get that Reebok money lads
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>>68164153
>"I wasn't out!"
>"Trust me, you were out."
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>>68164156
I'll take the action
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>>68164179
Does anyone have that Ronaldo poker pic? One of my favourite CR7s I've seen.
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>>68164175
Just because a podcast is free doesn't mean it's not monetized goof. He's got more money than a shitty Reebok deal could ever make him.
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>You will never see Schaub flailing and unconscious ever again.
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>>68164179
Those pleb tier chips trigger me hard.
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>>68164190
>Sponsored by Onnit
Wew, gotta get those Onnit bux
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Friendly reminder that """great""" britain still has 0(ZERO) world champions while Ireland has 2.
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>>68164184
>Nice time to have my favorite hand
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>>68164077
kek
bisping really posterized ol' luke
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>>68164203
>sponsors
>merch
>paid appearances
>net worth of 3 million and only going up
wew lad you really are a thick one
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>>68164048
oh really ? i thought he had some shitty show on fight network.
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Serious question: Who listens to TFATK? They sound like goofy local DJs on a morning show.
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>>68164211
fuck it's just too good.
what a treasure he is
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>>68164222
It's a really fun little podcast. Schaub and Callen have unbelievable chemistry.
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>>68164222
That's pretty much what modern light entertainment podcasts are - the so-called podcast renaissance is just the consumer base who used to listen to local and satellite radio getting their fix from podcasts now.
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>>68164237
Listening to it right now. They sound like they're trying way too hard.

>>68164239
I listen to several podcasts weekly. None of them are as shit as JRE or TFATK
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>>68164222
Im a business major so i listen to hear a literal god of industry (Schaub) give tips on how to sell t shirts and the pitfalls of being #RichAsShit
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>>68164242
>JRE
>shit
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>>68163355
In a thousand years I never would've guessed Michael Bisping would 1. be a legit UFC champion and 2. Deliver one of the most satisfying KOs in UFC history.

And he did them at the same time.
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>>68164242
Oh believe you me, I'm just saying how it is. And it is what it is. Believe you me.
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>>68164255
It's literally 4 hours of bullshit. Unless you drive a truck for a living, there is absolutely no reason to spend that much of your life listening to stoner philosophers talk about dumbshit every week.
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>>68164268
>dumbshit
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>>68164268
I never tune in live I just look for good clips but his Graham Hancock & Randall Carlson episode specifically was great from start to finish and I watched the whole thing. I think when there are guests that can talk well and Joe only moderates adn reacts to the discussion instead of being a participant are the best ones.
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Should we do an ad-hoc survey of /heem/?
>what podcasts do you listen to
>who are your top 5 favourite fighters
>who's the best fight analyst in the game
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>5 minutes into TFATK
>They're already talking about how successful they are
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>>68164255
i generally hate jre unless its about mma or bjj. i dont see how this is reddit behaviour ?
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>>68164279
yes
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reminder that too much T turns into E so stay off the gas and carb the fuck up
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>>68164279
1) Heavy Hands & Co-Main Event
2) Sanchez, Hendo, DJ, Rory, Cruz
3) Brian Stann
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Oh god what happens with they Knight Micheal Bisping.
Will Buffer introduce him as Ser Micheal Bisping?
Is the sport big enough for Bisping to get Knighted anyway?
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>>68164279
Regularly?
JRE
Heavy Hands
Radiolab
Super Best Friends Cast
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>68164318
He lives in California m8. US citizen.
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>>68164279
dr karl science hour

jbj, dc, cruz, pre nate conor

dc
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>>68164325
Wouldn't it just be MMA related pods?
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>>68164279
> sometimes luke thomas/mmabeat/helwani
>kebab, conair, wundaboi, edgar, cruz
> perhaps Slack ?
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>>68164318
Who was the last British boxer to get knighted?
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>>68164318
>>68164327
He'd have a dual citizenship no? I'm not clear but don't get English people get dual passports/citizenship or do they have to give it up for US citizenship?

Would be based if Sir Left Hook Larry could pull it off.
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>>68164268
>he hasn't had his mind expanded by the graham hancock JREs
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which boxing countries have yet to move onto mma
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>>68164327
>>68164340
Is there a law behind knighting people who live in other countries? I dont think they would care
Any Brit Bros out there confirm?
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>>68164279
JRE, TFaTK
McGregor, Stephens, Lineker, MM, Lawler
Cruz
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>>68164077
>Eyepoking
Typical brit
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>>68164339
Sir Henry Cooper, the only boxer to have been knighted.
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Why does the UFC have such shit taste in music? Can they seriously not hire somebody to tell them that rap metal is dead?
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>>68164051
she looks so chink but yet shes a mexicant
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>>68164348
Mexico
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>>68164350
Surely you can be knighted if you live withing the Commonwealth right? I know of AUS/NZ people given a knighthood but Bongs could probably clarify.
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>>68164334
>dc
>no pride fighters
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Do you think Rockhold would've been as cocky and sloppy against Weidman?
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you now remember when mcgregor got exposed for being on the gas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55GsaoCtud0
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Did you guys sign the petition for Ariel?

>https://www.change.org/p/mma-fans-around-the-world-lift-ariel-helwani-s-ban-from-ufc-events
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>There will never be an event spicier than UFC199 ever again

I really wanted Breese to win because I had counted out Bisping already. I never saw that coming. He's always been a boy but I was worried about this fight, a short notice title fight, figured he'd lose and never get another title shot. But he fucking did it bois, based Bisbong, Natty Goat and slayer of hues, UFC Middleweight champion of the world.

>0 champs
>0 champs
>0 champs
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>>68164388
Who cares, its clear Rockhold and Weidman are not the same since USADA stepped in.

Bisping torches them both with ease
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>>68164368
Soon
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>>68164279
HOPWAG, Hardcore History
Romac, Weidman, Machida, GSP, Machida
Jack Slack
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>>68164403
Whoops, forgot Machida
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>>68164403
>jack slack
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>>68164393
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>>68164403

>pic related
>pic related
>pic related
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>>68164393
Only way that could have been better is it Nate had have said something about Connor being so angry the red mist/roid rage is taking over.

EXPOSED
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>>68164397
When Luke said he was going to box with Bisping, my hopes skyrocketed. And the dreams came true. What a night.
And holy fuck, Dariush vs Vick? What a beautiful mauling. Dariush is back on track baby!
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>>68164388

He was just as sloppy against Weidman. It's just that both Weidman and Rockhold have been USADA'd.
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Is there a bigger cunt than this? http://thedamienzone.com/2014/09/09/identity-of-baseball-stealing-woman-revealed/
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Who's gonna pull out from 200 ?
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>>68164444
WE GOT QUAD 4's HERE PEOPLE
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>>68164451
>expecting women to not be cunts
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>>68164279
Jre, tfatk, mmahour
DJ, Jones, nugget, wonderboy and gay jesus
Bjjscout, slack and firas
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>>68164451
I'd shitstomp that turd muncher.
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>>68164318
Bisping barely made any waves in the news. A footnote on BBC Sport for the morning, it was buried by lunch. It wasn't on Sky Sports at all. It was on the Guardian for a little bit, but it was replaced by a hit piece calling him out for calling Rockhold a faggot. It's a very badly researched piece too.

There's no knighthood, barely anyone will even know, it's shameful really.
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>>68164436

>And holy fuck, Dariush vs Vick?
>And holy fuck, literally every fight

It was such a fucking good card. I'm depressed that it's over
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>>68163397
>>FIRST FOR SCHAUB

If someone posted a video of them doing this at a Callen show I'd give them money.
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>>68164451
>All the other women averting their gaze from her as they cringe internally
Fuckin' can I speak to your manager haircut lookin ass. Life gonna give her a fucking beating now for sure.
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>>68164279
>>what podcasts do you listen to
>implying

>>who are your top 5 favourite fighters
Of all time?

1. Royce Gracie
2. Mark Hunt
3. Dan Henderson
4. Dominick Cruz
5. Conor McGregor

>>who's the best fight analyst in the game
[spoiler]Jack Slack[/spoiler]
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>>68163422
Bisbong is going to cuck me and bang my waifu on a TV show.
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http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Luke_Rockhold_Corner_Audio_UFC_199/10131472

>use the jab
>there you go!
>FUCK!!!!
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>>68163426
Jeremy Stephens vs Chad Mendes when?


I don't want to see Chadlet get JUSTed but I think it'd be spicy.
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>>68164348
Britbongs are really into boxing aren't they? How big is McGregor in England? Is he raising awareness of UFC in any way?
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>>68164451
>she's canadian
of course, fucking worst baseball fans in the world
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>>68164477
>Fuckin' can I speak to your manager haircut lookin ass
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>>68163674
>grass on the field
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>>68164451
I can hardly believe those quotes are real. What an absolute fucking cunt. Also:
>child psychologist
Jesus.
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>>68164279
>bits of JRE, MMA hour sometimes
>Lawler, Sakuraba, DJ, GSP, Sanchez
>Hardy, Firas
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>2 weeks until rory heems wundermeme


It's times like this when I wish stasis pods existed already.
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>>68164444
He didn't really box on the initiative though. Counter right hooks and straight lefts, but when moving forward he stuck to his kicks, which couldn't be countered as easily.
Let's not forget, Luke's habit of putting his lead leg inside against orthodox fighters has got him into trouble before, Weidman's first takedown was because of an overly eager check hook attempt. It does give him extra pop on the hook and allows him to turn a hook into a trip (done against Machedda and Weidman), but it's certainly defensively risky imho.
Lead leg inside on a stepping jab though? To me, that's taking on a lot of risk for not a huge amount of extra reward. Against a striker you open up both the low right angle (imagine from Bisping's waist to Luke's face) and the high left angle (over the shoulder into the face), and against a wrestler/grappler you're almost giving up your back right then and there. Both of these openings made all the worse by pulling back out of the pocket in a straight line. If Luke had perhaps pivoted off his lead foot post jab into a heavy left hook, or ducked down into a takedown attempt or just cut a hot exit angle going the same direction as the jab while framing off Bisping (Holly did this a tonne off Ronda), then maybe it would be sound?
Would you agree? Sage bless.
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>>68164222
It was a fun show back when Schaub was fighting. Basically a Fight Companion Lite.

Then Schaub retired and the podcast became a one giant sales pitch to their t-shirts and live shows with a few other plugs sprinkled in.
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>>68164496
no hespect for bizbings boxing, that KO could have easily come sooner
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>>68164483
Royce a shit
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There's a Rory fight from 2006 on Fight Pass. Why did nobody tell me??
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>>68164522
best choices here desu, i knew vietnam was my boy
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>>68164509
Are you just one guy who always uses this face?
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>>68164553
Yeah they have been adding tonnes of KOTC stuff it's great
They also have a lot of TKO stuff, great for checking out the old school Canadian fighters before they hit the UFC
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>>68164546
He was a 170 lbs dude who destroyed guys bigger and stronger than him and made it look easy.

He changed the way we perceive fighting.
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>>68164561
Are you new?
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>Rockhold was considered the #3 p4p fighter in the world without having defended his title ONCE

Rankings are absolute dogshit
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>>68164572
this desu, he may have gotten BTFO once he faced people who knew how to grapple but he looked like a god damn animal snapping arms and strangling strikers, showing people what works
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>>68164592
>I need numbers to help me analyze fights
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>>68164572
I remember when he went to fight Matt Hughes and everyone was talking about how much of a legend he was and he got rekt

very overrated
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>>68164599
He was like 90 years old when he fought PED-monkey Hughes
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Is it bad for a 20 year old fight fan such as myself who looks 16 to develop an attraction to a 13 year old who looks 16 is the daughter of an MMA champion

This doesn't not have to do with Bisping's daughter
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>>68164596
so thats why he keeps the beard long
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>>68164613
age is a social construct bro its okay
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>>68164613
yes, sort your fucking life out cunt
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>>68164496
Nice and loose!!
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>>68164596
What else kind of metrics can we judge fights on?

If he's considered the #3 in the world behind Jon fucking Jones and Demetrious fucking Johnson, two incredibly proven champs with boatloads of defenses against very tough opponents, then there surely needs to be a reason for that

I'll tell you what the reason was, though; he beat Weidman, who was ranked 3 and took his place, that's literally all it was

Just goes to show how dumb the logic behind rankings is, it's all media hype somehow made official
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>>68164613

nothing wrong with finding someone who looks 16 attractive. girls aged 16-early 20s all look the same age anyway
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>>68164613
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>>68164627
I agree that it's a high ranking and rankings in general are pretty pants on head retarded, but I don't think title defenses are necessary to evaluate a fighter's individual ability and the quality of competition they've faced combined with how they performed in those fights
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>>68164632
Will he be Brock's opponent at UFC 200?
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