#1 - Fuck Canada
#2 - "Ryan James Howard is an American professional baseball first baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies of Major League Baseball. Howard stands 6 feet 4 inches and weighs 240 pounds at 8% body fat. He bats and throws left-handed."
A's
there is nothing wrong with doing pilates. Just because Arrieta's stats doubled seemingly overnight and the cubs are suddenly relevant again doesnt mean that he's taking steroids
>Verlander back
>Fulmer AL ROTY contention
>Zimmermann still can't get flimm flammed
>Justin Upton waking up
>Kinsler/Maybin/Miggy/V-Mart/JD/Castellanos
>Based Ausmus
Royals
Hi Mariners
Will we stay good?
>>68162472
We will, just look at all the good karma going around in the Bay right now. Hopefully Pence gets his dick sucked by God and will come back in the next 2 months.
>>68162457
p-please go easy on us
Royals
> Reddick
>>68162379
>Ryan James Howard is an American professional baseball first baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies of Major League Baseball. Howard stands 6 feet 4 inches and weighs 240 pounds at 8% body fat. He bats and throws left-handed
>A fan at Citizens Bank Park threw a beer bottle from the stands at Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard on Saturday, and the team and police said Sunday that they are investigating the incident.
The fans have to break this terrible hitless streak and break out the car batteries
>>68162457
rude
Rangers will continue to be ignored
Rangers will continue to win.
Get fucked Mfags
>>68162546
>Howard stands 6 feet 4 inches and weighs 240 pounds at 8% body fat
>8% body fat
did I need to know this?
>>68162655
of course
>>68162655
Jake Arrieta is 8% steroids
>>68162655
now remember, his big black man dick is all muscle
most of his fat is probably in that thick butt of his and maybe some lovehandles
i wonder if he's ripped
its a shame he can't hit at all
>>68162730
Think my Ryan Howard gnomes are going to go up in price over the years?
Yeah that is a surprise to us Royals fans as well. Morales needs a kick in the pants like they gave Ventura last season. Send him down to Ohmha for a few days or more. Sure Ventura hadn't even left for Ohmha before being brought back due to injuries to other SP but he sure as shit performed and behaved a hell of a lot better after that.
/mlb/ should close down the Rays and Marlins and start clubs in Puerto Rico and Cuba. The asspain from Miami Cubans alone would be worth it.
>>68162793
Meant to quote
>>68162276 from the last thread.
>>68162379
>Post yfw Rangers-Cubs Worlds eries
>>68162409
It's because he got out of the league that punishes pitchers and doesn't even let them hit and was put on a team that allowed him to play his strengths.
Although the Cubs got royally umpballed today in the calls. Also Maddon getting thrown out was pure bullshit.
>>68162853
>>68162853
>>68162853
>White Sox 1 game above .500
>>68162872
I'm gonna have to agree it was bullshit. He went around. That was a strikeout. Is that not a challengable play?
>>68162853
>tfw cusb will come one strike away from winning
>twice
>>68162971
Kek
>>68162853
>The Phillies are objectively better than the Astros
Wew lad
>>68162998
>pic related
Its about to be even worse for the Lastros
are my picks good?
>>68163034
>Memeiners
>Cusb
Pick none/10
>>68163034
>Rules of Baseball
>how to be cool on /sp/
>Gay porn
Wew lad. Took me a sec to notice
>>68163034
Only if by good you mean shit. Lindor is the best AL SS, Hosmer makes a damn good case for best AL 1B, until his quad contusion Perez was objectively the best catcher in the AL. There are more reasons why your choices are shit in the AL but those are the first few. IDGAF about the Ninny Leauge so go nuts there.
>>68162998
>>The Phillies are objectively better than the Astros
>>68163085
>>68163051
>Look at the tabs
>Not recognizing obvious bait
Plebs
>>68163102
I saw those after the fact. Points made still stand.
>>68162998
I don't know, the Astros have a better differential than the Phils.
Listen to me retard, and listen good.
The Braves are winning the World Series this year, and you can mark my fucking words on that so make sure you're listening.
The team just acquired, quite literally, the best FA back up infielder that's hit the market since I don't know when because I don't really give a fucking fuck. They bolstered their bullpen with indisputably the best closer in the fucking league (That's Aroldis Vizcaino by the way because I know you wouldn't fucking know who he is because you just started watching baseball last September you dumb fucking moronic shit). Add to the fact that a corps of young studs like Dansby Swanson, Ender Inciarte, and Shaun Newcomb or whatever the fuck his first name is, are going to TEAR UP the asshole of the NL East and the top two teams in Runs Scored last season (The New York Steroiders and some disgraceful latinos up in Canada).
Are you fucking listening? Because I'd hope you are. Because I'd hope you are prepared to get fucking SHELLED by the myriad of fucking offensive POWER HOUSES that this fucking team has. Oh? You don't know any of them? Haha silly me, I forgot that you started learning about baseball last December. Let me give you the run down real quick, so fucking listen up and pay attention retard.
Freddie Freeman was IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLY the best fucking 1B in the NL, and possibly the League if not for that roider with the Diamondbacks, and his ability to absolutely anally fuck your team's shit up in the tough spots where an RBI is needed will take the league by fucking storm. Erick Aybar, Flowers, Beckham, The Fucking Mayor of Back up Catcher City? Roughly 300 RBIs combined, mark it down on your scorecard. And just wait for that fucking BSC to absolutely cuck the shit out of your batters in the OF.
Post that fucking dumbshit ass pasta one more time you disgraceful spic, and just fucking watch what happens in the Regular season. Retard, thanks for listening.
>>68163141
>dbacks
>AL
>>68162497
Pence is going to be back in a week after Lexi rides that sp00ky dick nonstop
>>68162853
Nah, its gonna be Rangers-Giants WS rematch
Screencap this
>>68163196
same desu
I think Glasnow and Taillon could be key for the Pie-rats too, they could sneak in
i'm a mets fan btw, we ain't winning shit this year
young hot latinas are fucking melting and wetting their panties over corey seager
>you will never be a young rookie mlb heartthrob with bitches on your dick
w h y e v e n l i v e
>>68163301
The Pathetics
>>68163421
What are Pilates?
>>68162546
>Car Batteries
Do tell.
>>68162946
I don't think you can challenge pitches since the strike zone is privy to whoever is umping behind the plate.
>12-2 since moving Springer to the leadoff spot
Daily reminder the city of chicago wanted a man killed because he caught a foul ball
>>68163576
Makes sense I guess. Still a poor call. The batter went around.
>>68163085
>Lindor best AL SS
>not Xander Bogaerts
You're objectively wrong.
>>68163782
>bustgarts
>Xander Bogaerts is the best SS in the AL
You are now aware that Billy "Two Outs With One Swing" Butler has made thirty-six (36) and one-half MILLION United States dollars in his fat and sweaty career
This is how you fix baseball.
Robot umps can never objectively tell if a ball is a strike or not because of the variable height of each player's individual strike zone. All they can do objectively is PROVE that a called strike that never crossed the plate is actually a ball. Because of this, robot ump could never call a called ball a strike since it lacks the information to ever prove it. Let them be able to overrule called strikes in the exact instance in pic related.
This would reduce the number of miscalled pitches and increase offense.
>>68163843
But he statistically is bud.
>>68163826
>23 years old
>silver slugger winner
>hitting .345, 2nd in AL
>not eligible for arbitration for 3 years
If that's a bust every team wants a lineup full of em.
>>68163957
and make every game 5 and a half hours long
>>68164490
>instantaneous feedback on a select few pitches that are missed per game
>5 and a half hours long
>>68163957
Robot umps won't happen anytime soon, because if your team loses a close game you can blame it on the ump instead of your own shitty team
You don't get rid of the whipping boy
>>68164430
If he's not a bust then why has the All-Star Game lineup not wanted any of him?
>>68163672
YANKEES SUCK
>>68164898
Seems a little bit rude
>>68164996
It was Perfect Dark Zero m8. Not that trash
>>68164759
>Shitcongo
Him and Odubel are quietly having stellar seasons.
Gonna be a good series Mariners. Looking forward to tonight.
Bauer 130 pitches, over/under?
>>68165799
In 4 innings
>>68165775
>tfw a perfectly good image is ruined by "GETTY IMAGES"
>Profar batting 390 since being called up
How do we keep him?
>>68166203
Teach him to play left
>>68166203
Boxing lessons
>4 days off in 2 weeks
might as well be the offseason tbf
>Dodgers are a game closer to the Jints
IM
PANICKING
>>68162640
>Mfw swept in ALDS
>>68164729
You mean the All Star game he's leading the voting in for his position right now? The one he'll be starting in next month?
>tfw Napoli is in the home run derby
Shit, I didn't realize Bauer was that bad against Seattle.
>0-4
>6.94 ERA
>>68167169
>inb4 no hitter
>>68167152
From the sound of things, Xander Boegarts will be in it, win decisively, throw a perfect game in the ASG, and carry the Red Sox to multiple World Series Championships as he becomes a 7 time Cy Young winner, 17 time Gold Glover, and 6 time Triple Crown winner. Be the ACE of ACES and greatest SS of all time.
Did I get all of it right Red Sox fans?
>>68167188
It would probably take nearly 200 pitches for Bauer to throw a no no. Each at bat includes a full count and about 6 foul offs with at least 2 or 3 curveballs in the dirt.
>>68167210
100%
ITT: we post pictures of cards that makes us uncomfortable to look at. I'll start.
>>68167220
DO IT MOST PITCHES IN A NO HITTER EVER he can do it too he throws 200 pitches daily
>>68167169
Hopefully his autism stays under control and he can throw a decent game.
>>68162426
>detoilet
I hope you're ready to get skull fucked
Choo choo?
>>68169220
Yah nah, not with Buttler2 hitting into our expert D
>>68169220
No just delete this you got swept in a 4 game series
>>68169220
HAHAHAHA FAGGOT
BAND WAGONING FAGGOTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY LEAVELAND
>Young giving up 4 homeruns
lmao
the doyals
>>68169432
Not a bandwagoner. Been a fan since i was in T-Ball. Lurked here a long time before the 2014 and 2015 seasons and occasionally posted. I use this trip because I made a bet with Captain D about who will win the AL Central.
>>68169332
Make me
>>68169289
Yeah no fuck Morales. We need Eibner back.
>>68169482
No excuses for Young. He made mistakes and they were punished hard. You can't throw 85 mph meatballs down the middle with a batter friendly wind. Hell, anyone who does that regardless of the wind should be punished.
>>68167314
>Michael Fulmer pitching tonight
He already dominated Trout so I guess Donaldson is next
>this is literally my face when Justin Upton hits a little loopa to CF and >le meme diving superman doesn't catch it
>sox back home
Hurray.
>face nats, royals, tigers
Fuck. Lets see if the Sox play around .500 at least.
>Cubes
>NLCS
pick one
>>68170357
>hitting a ball to CF
You have a better chance reaching base with a strike out to be honest.
>>68170580
th-they'll turn it around soon
>>68169938
>>68170580
Where is Dubstonio and that Twins trip so we can get the details straight on this AL Central bet.
Who's ready for last place? No pun intended.
>>68171165
I'm gonna need some of that alcohol.
>>68171364
Ain't seen them in the general in awhile.
>>68170779
>Upton
>Striking out
I could see it
>>68169867
>>68169867
>>68169867
>>68169867
active thread
Apologize.
we have closers, gib prospects
How long before they are in first place? How buttblasted will the AL West shitposters be?
>>68172811
You can be in first place when the A's are in first place. So, never.
>>68172811
They are 7GB. I wish them good luck. I wouldn't mind another ALDS with them.
IDK what their schedule looks like but they have a hole to dig out of.
>>68172811
You guys are certainly better than the mariners but the rags will be a pretty hard challenge because of how much ground you need to make up and the fact they shrek you guys in Arlington.
>>68162853
>randers
>cusb
I'll grant that the Cubs can make it to the Eries but even if it takes the entire organization's plane crashes into Wrigley, they're not winning it
>>68163957
tbqhwyf I like it
>>68171364
Tigglets and Twinks in on this? The only bet I know of involves having to buy a shit player from the opposing team's jersey.
>mfw my bantz made this happen
>Quite the fall from grace for #Tigers Anthony Gose, going from starting CF on Opening Day to the backup in Toledo.
>>68172811
As buttblasted as the Lastros """fans""" that disappear from /mlb/ when their team tanks
>>68173653
That's what happens when you can't hit for shit.
What did @MLB mean by this?
>getting to face ubaldo after this shitty slump
thank you based god. inb4 he suddenly becomes an ace against us
>>68173612
It's just more funto get at least somebody from each team in the division.
Apologize to me and to the Rangers for all the shit you talked about them during the offseason
Admit you guys were wrong and were acting like casuals who never watched baseball longer than Bluejays fans
>>68174866
>rags
>>68174866
NO.
>>68162379
I love this OP picture lol
Also
>tfw off day
>my salvador when your catcher has to DH because your every day DH sucks so profoundly long and hard
>>68174866
>Records in early June always hold up by October
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrNoK1V7V4Q
>>68175319
It was glorious to see the Red Sox lose to the worst team in the MLB, and the fact the Orioles played their ass off and celebrated like they were going to the playoffs.
The Braves are faggots too, so it was doubly good.
>rags
>>68175319
Rangers however are one of the best run franchises with one of the best front offices in the MLB and all the """"people""""" that were doubting them in the off season werent even watching baseball before the 2013 season
>>68174090
they mean you are wont to mess with their starting pitchers, who are typically the guys that suck in the playoffs
>>68175612
Too bad the front office isn't in charge of getting that final strike, keeping from getting reversed swept in the ALDS, or making routine plays in an elimination game
>>68175748
And all those chokers aren't on the Rangers anymore
Rangers World Series win is pretty much confirmed within the next 1-3 years
>>68173009
>>68173259
There's still 100+ games left, 7GB in the beginning of June is barely anything. I think the Jays made up more than that after the AS break last year.
>>68175789
Don't you ever get tired of being BTFO'ed time and time again or are just a masocist bitch who gets off on it.?
>>68174866
>rands
>>68175894
They made up 7 games in 2 weeks but the rags are 100x better than the yanks.
>>68163029
>sweeping the rangers is worst than going 11 and 13 the past 2 weeks
oh boy, check out this tard
>>68163650
>2-0 since taking gregerson off of closing duties
>>68173664
rev up that butthurt
>>68176822
>>68176799
>>68176771
>this samefagging Lastros faggot
Where were you a month ago when they were like 7-25?
>>68176593
it's not like you can prove me wrong right now
This dude Alex Wood got himself an IRL spanish mami who follows him on road games.
What you got?
>>68175789
>>68177071
yes? and? Are you going to stop living in the past?
Rangers look like a playoff team right now while the Jays look like a team that are on the path to complete mediocrity for the next decade
>>68177051
I piss on girls in tubs.
Oh wait
>>68177135
>all those chokers aren't on the rangers anymore
>Andrus still plays SS
Nice try though
>>68177071
>>68177200
why canada always hating?
royals orioles
>>68177444
>>68177444
>>68177444
>>68177372
Inferiority complex
Tigers/Jays
>>68177689
>>68177689
>>68177689
>>68177247
Bautista is more of a choker than Andrus and Andrus is the best SS in the AL right now. Will you be rooting for the Rangers when they are making a WS run while the Jays miss the playoffs?
>>68177768
>Andrus is the best SS in the AL right now.
>People talking about Madbum and yhe derby
>look up on it
>find out he's only 26
Jesus he looks like a 15 year vet who also had to pitch in Japan/Mexico to keep his career alive.
I'm 26 and I dont look that aged
>>68177870
Angels/Yankees
>>68177768
>Bautista is a bigger choker
By what measure? The more you talk the more I realize you talk out of your ass.
>Andrus is the best SS in the AL
'no'. Bogaerts and Lindor fucking shit all over him.
>>68177051
>what you got
dick in hands breh
now post them cuties
>>68177883
Tfw madbum hasnt even reached his peak yet
Wew lads whos ready for a 20 dinger pitcher
go cubs
Cubs/Phillies
>>68178257
>>68178257
soon (not really)
mets-pirates eventually
>>68178929
>>68178929
>>68178929
>>68178940
Who is this, senpai?
>I ask Darvish if it ever gets boring. Having random sex with beautiful women. If he ever gets bored with being the object of female affection. Hahahahaha, he laughs. “Depends. Sometimes if you're getting too much of it, having everyone come up to you every night, you definitely get bored of it. But it's pretty wild when it happens. I'm not gonna lie—98 percent of the time, no matter where we go, it happens. It's literally been like that since the fourth grade. Wherever we roll, it didn't really matter, chicks would come to me no matter what. Even before anything. But a lot of the time when it doesn't happen, you have more fun, anyway, because you can hang out with your boys.”
>Then I ask him what his signature sex move is. Why? I don't know, really. I thought it was funny. “Hmm.” He thinks for a while. Then he has an idea. “Jacking off!” He loves that. “You gotta write that one! That was great."
>>68179046
Bobby Bradley
He just turned 20 last week and already has 49 dingers in the minors. He's lead the league in home runs and RBI in each level each year he's played. Rookie in 2014, Low A in 2015, and High A this year
>>68179287
Sounds like a steroid abuser to be honest. Can't wait till he gets bopped.
>>68179188
>being asian
>having a tiny penis
Rangers vs Astros
>>68179887
>>68179887
>>68179887
>just found out team has day off
hold me bros
>Salazar's next start delayed due to shoulder fatigue
noooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuck!
is marco estrada elite?
>>68180616
top 50 no doubt
>>68180611
>>68180685
Who are the 49 other pitchers?
>Baltimore
KEK
no game tonite
>>68181303
No instead of watching the Mets lose today we can watch them lose tomorrow.
>>68181244
DELETE THIS
Is Eric Byrnes always coked out?
>>68181617
I want Eric Byrnes and Christopher Russo on an MLB Tonight panel one night with a topic that they are as far apart as possible on.
>>68181617
Obnoxious fag to be honest. Can't stand him.
>>68180611
>>68180859
Hopefully just a precaution and Anderson can hold it together for another spot start like in the White Sox doubleheader.
>>68180859
>>68181737
He's been rescheduled for Sunday. Hopefully all he needs is rest and there's no complications
>>68181700
I don't like him as a talkie tv guy either but I loved him as a player
Post em
>>68181872
Template
Met Jed Hoyer today at work and I gotta say... he's a manlet.
>>68181303
>No makeup date
Why not just play a doubleheader tomorrow?The weather will be decent. How dies this not register with MLB?
>>68181872
So much time to kill waiting for the 10pm start.
>>68181872
Shit team
>>68181872
hard to judge all the minor league call ups so far, i will have to remake this in a couple months
>>68181872
If we were at a tiki bar, would you buy me a drink, faggot?
>>68182574
Gonna do a version of my own here
>>68182816
Sure
>>68182574
>Chisenhall
>average
He's like Alex Gordon. I'd say he's been good.
>Gomes
>bad
Nah, that nigga sucks.
And I wouldn't have Brantley in the outfield. He's never gonna be the same player again.
>>68182939
Thanks. You're not a faggot anymore.
>>68181872
tfw no wright
>>68183022
ty :^)
>>68182992
Chisenhall has been >Just tier until this year. He's been a good RF but I'm not ready to buy in.
Gomes is a good defensive catcher. The bat has been shit this year.
>Brantley
FUCK YOU
>>68181617
better than when they LITERALLY used to let mitch williams go on air at .400 BAC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Qu9-xS4Hg
>>68181872
>>68182580
>Robertson
>great
Lol no.
>>68182783
>Sal Perez
>elite
Not quite.
>>68183095
I thought Chisenhall proved he's the defensive second-coming of Gordon over these last three years. Meme teams even wanted to trade for him. And face it m8, Brantley is DEAD. It's shoulder injuries (especially multiple ones) that end careers. The ghost of Grady Sizemore came back and buttfucked the Wigwams and Brantley.
The only way he'll get good is if Byrd gives him the hook up :^)
Buck truck rolls on
Schoop was a retard all game for some reason, but he drew a walk, WTF
Wright with a good game out of nowhere against a good-hitting team
>>68183242
Robertson flubbed one appearance bigtime this year, outside of that he's been around great or elite tier.
>>68183263
God damn it I forgot the truck
>>68183242
>salvy isn't elite
Shut the fuck up
>mfw the blow gays bullpen
>>68183242
>implying
>>68183263
>>68183297
How many walks-runs for Ubaldo tomorrow?
> yfw no game
>>68183283
And it was a VERY memorable appearance.
>>68183387
He's not.
>>68183469
That's just meme stats gone too far.
Okay took lots of thinking but maybe got it down
>>68182574
>>68182820
>>68183501
>mfw he's only 23
Does he do meth?
>>68181872
I dont know why the just cant play better. They need to cut fatty and Hollishit.
>>68183242
Tito moved Chiz to RF last year. If he is consistent and turns into Gordon, then great.
And Brantley will come back and wofDL
>>68183741
Nice. How the fuck did I forget Joba?
>>68183853
>all those elites
Homer
>>68183749
>>68183853
>cardinals """fans"""
>>68183853
>all those elites and greats
>Molina
>Adams
>Gyorko
>bench and bullpen
Kill yourself faggot.
>>68183188
what the fuck
go m's
![shoulder-pain[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3k415bM.png "shoulder-pain[1].png")
>>68183741
Someone took a photo of Michael Brantley today.
pic related
Is Coors or Fenway more of a meme stadium?
>>68184095
Game thread?
>>68184162
fenway is the most meme stadium
coors is only meme because of its location
Post yfw
>>68184169
Got it
Cleveland @ Seattle
>>68184226
>>68184226
>>68184226
>>68184226
>Ryan Howard
TOP KEK
Fucking failure.
I sincerely wish WSGS was around to preach how much Ryan Howard is a HOFer. I fucking miss that memery.
>>68184207
>Chit Sux
>>68162379
Orioles Magic feel it happen!
>>68169289
That's a rare bird
Nice
THANK YOU BASED RAY
>listening to Vin Scully educate on D-Day
Is there a comfier feeling bros?
>>68184773
got that pilates
QUICK, POST MEME PITCHERS
I'll start off: Bumgarner and Arrieta
Tbqhwya MLB network is great
>The rained out shithole that is Pittsburgh
>>68181872
Red Sox tbqh with you Joe
>implying Pedroia hasn't been elite this year
Seriously underrated story on the team this year.
>>68185340
>xander "never been an all-star" bustfarts
>elite
kek
>>68185340
>price
>bad
What the fuck? At the absolute worst he's been average. Even then I think youre a jackass. He had a rough April but his last half dozen starts have been really good.
>>68184075
not even the only time. i remember a night he was on and he genuinely slurred every fourth word
>>68185459
stfu before i f**k you up
>>68185468
His fucking ERA is 4.8
His start to the season was HORRIBLE.
He's been getting better recently, but his velocity and location are a mess this year.
He's yet to have a showing that reinforces my confidence in him. He's been fucking bad.
Royals need to offer rum to wake up their bats like that sweaty buck did in the one and only baseball movie ever made
>>68185468
>be the literal worst pitcher in the entire MLB for the entire month of April
>be good not great in May
>he's been average
nah
