The last year a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup Jurassic Park and the Super Nintendo were released. Let that sink in.
>salary cap'd league
Wow, it's literally nothing.
>invent sport
>suck at it
>>68160023
Hockey threads belong in >>>/asp/.
>>68160111
>>68160023
The best players on the winning teams are mostly Canadian.
The location of where the games are played is pretty irrelevant.
>>68160023
Super Nintendo Chalmers
>>68160023
snes was released in 1990, 1991 if we are going by north american release
>>68160181
>this level of stage IV buttpain management
>>68160111
isn't the majority of players canadian though?
HOLY SHIT IS THIS TRUE??
Hockey is like THE Canadian sport, WTF!!!!
>>68160181
t. Damage Control
This is my least favorite hockey meme
Canadian players are on every team playing well, they win the Olympic gold in hockey usually
Why do Americans have to embarrass themselves with this, you're just drawing attention to the fact that we never win gold
>>68160436
come home, leaf
>>68160478
Americans have plenty to brag about
Every weird obscure sport you can think of, the Americans are competing for gold, nothing slips through the cracks
Let's let the Canadians have their sport
>>68160119
Found the cuck
>>68160181
Oh so you don't care if your team never wins a cup, as long as Canadian players are winning them for American teams?
>>68160111
story of Britain desu senpai
>>68160812
If I was Canadian, I don't see why I would be happy about one of the OTHER Canadian teams winning a cup instead my team
This whole Canada can't win cups meme is irrelevant compared to the suffering of the individual teams and their relative cup droughts
I suppose it's a convenient way to antagonize a whole bunch of teams that aren't yours at once
Hockey is a feminzed sport
Hockey is for fags anyway, who cares?
And I say that living in vancouver, where literally everyone is a canuckcuck even though they will never win the cup in a million years.
Worst sport, and a shitty fanbase.
>>68161291
kippers BTFO
What relevant team sport are white Americans good at?
>>68161322
basketball
>>68160181
Minnesota born players (that played 10+ games) this season had an average PPG of .465
No Canadian province comes close.
>>68161322
all of them, except being poor.
>>68161322
aka you're other national sport
>>68161370
Black
>>68161379
nope
>>68161403
Not a relevant sport and we are better
>>68160023
canadians are pretty much worthless desu senpai
they'll get mad at the truth but they really bring nothing to the global table except some extra boring intel via five eyes
>>68161446
This.
>>68161429
>screaming his ass off
>still more pale than Patrick Kane
When will the "Steph Curry is black" meme die?
>>68160812
I was born in NS, wherever Crosby goes is my team
>living in canada
coincidentally those were objectively the golden years in sport and in life
really makes u think huh
