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>yfwswtc
can this be a meme?
>>68149558
>stars
>playoffs
http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/nationality/finnish-nhl-goalies-career-stats.html
URGENT! Mr. Bettman has just called the GM of your team to inform that in order for your team to stay in your city instead of being moved to Great Britain's league, you need to pick a finnish goaltender that CANNOT be kept out of playing lineup. Good thing that you have a timemachine so you can go back in time. Should you fail to pick a team, you will become a resident of Vancouver.
wonder what Hiro thinks when he sees /hoc/
>>68149722
I would rather get relocated than have shit tier Finnish goalies 5ever
>shags
>>68149726
>imlying he ever goes to 4chan
>>68149722
karri ramo
>>68149722
Kipper any day
>>68149722
Toivonen
>>68149722
Toskala :DD
https://youtu.be/m6z2Wx29Y_Y
It had to be done
Jesse Puljujarvi is still on the board after 2 picks and Jarmo Kekäläinen is willing to take offers for the pick. What do you offer?
>>68149953
Del Zotto, Read, 1st pick and a conditional 2nd rounder
>>68149938
it was just a matter of time
pup
/cric/
>>68150078
kriketti
>>68149953
Stamkos rights and 2016 1st round pick
>>68149784
I don't think he ever leaves bud
>>68150138
what makes you think that?
>>68150191
Because he clearly didn't buy the site to make him any money he he keeps saying he prefers interesting 4chan over profitable 4chan
he gets mad at sandwiches probably
>>68150307
Moot was actually fun. This guy is a retard.
>>68150354
>Moot
moot hadn't been fun for years
>>68150050
/hoc/ hat munkey is the best meme
https://youtu.be/Tx1wSTaV_0c
Donskoi OT goal with finnish commentator
>>68150953
I'm convinced that guy is legitimately autistic.
>>68151053
His intonation is weird too
>>68151053
Well he is Finnish
>>68150953
can't wait to hear him doing the play by play of pulju lifting the cup and handing it to bobrovsky
>>68151263
You mean Korpisalo
>>68151263
Shut the fuck up Finncuck
>>68151386
korpisalo will lead them to the cup but captain pulju will hand it bob because he was injured all year again and persevered through the injury and was healthy enough to ride the bench during the finals
I guarantee that pulju refuses to sign with columbus, i mean who in the fuck would want to play for that franchise
fuck id rather play in winnipeg or arizona than fucking columbus
https://youtu.be/_m159PJwlsc
Jesus fucking christ pulju
Thank god they had Kekäläinen when Columbus was interviewing him
>>68151921
>KEKalainen
>>68151921
He looks like the fucking joker.
doggo
>wake up to throw up
>throw up on the floor because nurse took too long to come
>
>painkillersbe happy because you think you can stream some hockey but no game tonight
w>wish i had seen my team win the cup
>>68152246
aikamoiset setit herralla
>>68152246
What happened to food helper?
>>68152246
What is your team are you the flyers Finn?
>>68152215
lol look at that doggo
Why is /hoc/ so ded, is everyone secretly watching cuckhoop?
>>68153008
ive been watching cuckhoop since okc but its so rigged i cant watch it anymore
>>68153008
I'm writing a paper.
Help me /hoc/ both of my last 2 ex girlfriends are engaged to the next person the date. Kill me.
>>68153172
I have an unopened letter from 2 ex's ago that says "open when you need to know how much I love you" and I can't let her go even though I'm seeing someone else now and I'm scared to find out if she's seeing someone.
It could be worse.
never ever go to a nude beach to be honest with you family member
>>68153271
Open it
>>68153543
post butt
>>68153543
lots of old folk eh?
>>68153543
Did u go to one?
who /lynch/ here?
>>68153567
'no'
>>68153598
old white wrinkly dudes bending over to pick up shit they "accidentally" dropped
or just them bending over and digging holes for whatever fucking reason
>>68153635
One day the letter will be lost, someone else opens it or you die without knowing
>>68153640
>going to the beach
>not digging random holes
>>68153543
post butt
>>68153543
I will if your sexy bare ass is there
>>68153613
>i just here so I wont get fined
>>68153271
Don't do it it's a trap. Have someone else open it and decide
>>68153613
what a bunch of bandwagoning faggots
>>68153172
>>68153271
Frigg off normies reeeeeeeee
>rags
>>68153852
Lynch is from the Gay Area you goddamn Mongoloid
>>68153990
>rags
>>68153609
u in BC?
l-let's go rangers...
;_:
Quick reminder that if you liked Captain Underpants books when you were a little kid your a faggot and a degenerate
>>68154718
>your a
I can see you didn't do much reading as a child.
>>68154718
>were your dads when they were kids
wut?
>grant clitsome retired
ripip
>>68154134
>rags
>>68154974
>clitsome
>clit
Hehehehehehhehehehehehehe
>>68155068
N-next year is our year, l-lads...
>>68155226
You are my favorite country.
>>68155299
I love you too, burger. Impressive doubles btw, very nice
>>68155226
but why >rags?
>>68155404
I've been a fan since Jagr times
I want to belive man... ;_;
>>68149938
>>68149532
Nice, still spamming r/hockey memes?
ded
>>68153543
Post butt
>mfw Pavelski is injured and it's really obvious
>>68155780
>still being mad
>mfw the state of hockey has ZERO cups
>>68158308
>the nation of hockey has ZERO playoff teams
>>68157852
What do you think it is?
>>68158499
>pedosota
>>68158612
>>68158567
Upper body. Shoulder, or rib. He looks really stiff and hasn't seem that effective in this series at all.
>cantada
Why is this country allowed to exist
The country of hockey has:
Back to back Olympic gold medals
Back to back wc golds
Most overall golds
Almost every single great player in the history as well as currently.
The "state of hockey" has:
ZERO cups
Another pick that is in play is Minnesota's pick at No. 15 if they can get good, young player who can contribute right now.
— Craig Custance (@CraigCustance) June 3, 2016
>Sacrifice your future for a core that won't win anything
>mild
dead thread
dead poomunity
>>68161408
>Zach "money bags" Parise for another decade
>somebody actually reported me
>>68159667
>tranadians
>105 posts
>still zero lgbtning fans
Did the penguins make /hoc/ great again?
>>68161631
You know it
>>68161631
>tranadian won't stop talking about dick again
KEK
Not even grease is this gay
>>68161631
penshits fans are cancer
that's how lemieux got it, interacting with them for so long
>>68161706
Edgy
>>68161691
?
You're the one talking about trannies, I am discussing hockey. Are you obsessed or something?
>>68161744
>tranada's version of hockey consists of blowing other men
No wonder they never make the playoffs, they never practice hockey they just blow each other in the locker room
>>68161796
>tranada
lel
>>68161470
>back to back 40 goal seasons
>>68161796
>dick obsessed tranpa fan
sm h
>>68161839
>for a different team 7 years ago
>can't even score 30 now
>makes 7.5 until 2025
JUST
>>68161869
It's ok Justin we know how tolerant you are, you'd rather go to pride rallies than deal with your financial crisis
>>68161931
Not as tolerant as America
A black president and now this?
>>68161962
>not as tolerant as America
I almost feel bad making fun of you when this is an every day reality for Canadians.
>>68161995
How many niggers have we elected again?
>>68162047
I'm just going to refer you back to the last picture of your faggot degenerate PM. Or how about this one where he worships a Muslim. You can call Obama black but he's somehow not even close to DUDEau levels of degenerate
>>68162077
>defending his bbc bull
good boy, does the "white" house have a cuck shed?
>>68162111
I'm confused as to how Justin can be s faggot and a Muslim though. Don't Muslims hate fags?
>>68162142
Ask your president Barack Hussein Obama if he hates you
>>68162184
lel
>>68162184
do you think trudeau lets other guys tie him up with his turban
>>68162307
>having that picture saved on your computer
what the fuck canada
>>68162307
That guys got a big ballsack
>oh look its another episode of autistic /int/posters fling image.jpg shit back and forth on /hoc/
I hate reruns
>>68162404
I bet one of them are the ones that reported me earlier too. Last update is she has stopped talking to me and she was supposed to spend the night tomorrow. Looks like trump is my date now.
>its a the same American complains about the quality of hoc episode rerun
>>68162404
If you hate reruns so much why did you rerun obongo?
>>68162433
I wonder if jagr hates Pierre as much as he used to or if he's just more relaxed in his age
>its a "mongols think that only one person on /hoc/ is tired of low effort /int/ shitposting" episode
Sharks in 5 tbph
happy ramadan anon would you like to use my dads season tickets for the preseason game?
>>68162482
I still don't know why /int/ even exists anymore.
That boards has no purpose, especially since they created a board for news.
>politics is /pol/
>news is /news/
>sports is /sp/
>general socializing/meet ups are /soc/
etc, so what exactly is "international" even for when all international topics are already covered by better boards?
I suppose its a containment board for idiots, but it allows the lowest common denominators to gather and create shitty content that they can spill onto other boards with flags with.
>>68162462
>italy
>white
also the repubs nominated a boring middle aged mormon in 2012
>it's an awkward photoshoot episode
>>68162579
it's a board for third worlders where they can speak in their meme languages, even though this is an english imageboard. If it's a containment board, it's pretty shit at it.
>>68162579
To learn languages and shitpost about other countries
>>68162650
I hate Finns so fucking much.
![lion7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/v0BZuGu.png "lion7[1].png")
check out this meme
>rags
>>68162451
but he's right /hoc/ sucks ass rn m8
>>68162876
I don't hate finns but they're shitty posters
Would you want this guys job
https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/739091251933372416
>>68163062
I want to hear him read the navy seal copy pasta
>>68163062
is that kid ok
>>68163095
Ty ronning, son of Cliff, he's a manlet
>>68163217
sounds like the kind of guy who could be elite for the lightning
>>68163062
Needs some death metal
remember when this was a big meme here a few months ago and now it's a normie meme
baka
>>68163717
REE
http://oilersnation.com/2016/6/5/the-oilers-should-strongly-consider-trading-leon-draisaitl
>>68149532
Based Shanny with the amazing timing off-loading two anchor contracts before the cap goes stagnant
>>68164023
The oilers should just clean house at this point. Trade McMeme before other teams realize what a colossal bust he is
What do the ducks do with their goaltending situation lads?
>>68164058
They still have Gibson for cheap for a couple of more seasons. So I'd keep Andersen and trade him when Gibson is up for a new and probably more expensive contract. Or at least until Gibson is deemed a solid starter
>>68164058
One of Gibson/andersen are gone for sure, can't protect both. I think Gibson gets you the better haul despite less experience, because he's got more 'pedigree'. But goalie returns are generally pretty meh anyway
>>68154134
based
stepan and miller gonna carry the rangers to the cup next year to be quite honest
So Vegas is a done deal right?
>>68164232
I'm going to go visit Vegas to watch a game. I'm probably going to adopt them as my "team in the opposite coast" just for the memes. Might even pretend to be an actual Vegas fan on /hoc/ just to shitpost
>>68153271
>Open it
>It's her fart
>>68164287
Top quality post. This may be the best post I've ever seen on 4chan
>>68153271
I have a letter from an ex that she wrote in her own blood.
It could be worse.
>>68164330
Holy shit. Was she threatening to kill you or something?
>>68164330
Fucking Swedes man. My buddy is from Sweden, easily one of my best friends but he is a character...
>laffs
>>68164349
>laffs
>>68164335
No, she loved me. The only one she ever threaten to hurt was herself.
>>68164345
The lack of sunlight will do that to you.
>>68164361
I'd like to say that's nice but mostly it's just genuinely frightening
>>68164349
>>68164358
>forcing your shit meme
>getting this scared of the laffs based prospects when they havent even played any meaningful time in the NHL
>>68164381
>laffs
>>68164374
It is indeed pretty creepy, no doubt about it. But it was made without any malicious intent.
>>68153852
>bandwagon
>isn't wearing a sweater for the canucks.
KEKED, MORE LIKE IT.
Heard you were talking shit about our poommunity, this true?
![G30_Reveals_Shark_Revised[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XyLO0sK.jpg "G30_Reveals_Shark_Revised[1].jpg")
anyone else remember the abortion that was the NHL guardian project?
>>68164660
>shitpoststralia
>>68163062
>>68163095
he seems like he would go HAM and try hard, I would use a 7th round pick and send him to the ECHL
>>68164671
>tfw no more Trasher hero
ice hockey is homosexual
Could me and 5 random eskimos beat the last place team in the NHL?
>>68164671
This figure should come with a fedora tbf
>>68164841
And that's why you're here I guess
lel
>>68164883
>uses focused sonar blasts as a weapon
Fuck, he's real ;^)
Hey, I want to get a new Penguins sweater. Should I get one of the current alternate sweaters with the SC patch, or should I get a Vintage CCM white(home) customized Lemieux one? I currently have a Vegas gold Maatta home jersey right now.
>cricket uses sticks to hit ball
>hockey uses sticks to hit flattened ball
Seriously tell me why we wouldn't absolutely fucking dominate this """sport"""" if we even fucking gave it the time of day?
>>68165084
You can't skate
>>68165084
A country that considers christmas to be a holiday that you celebrate in a warm climate will never be good at hockey. This is a fact.
>>68165084
kiwifags are known to panic and flail on the ice. not even sure you could take on the thai national team desu, and they practice in a mall rink
>>68165100
>tfw wearing shorts and a t shirt in 85 degree weather Christmas Day
>>68165127
>celebrating christmas on christmas day
It is to be celebrated on christmas eve, you heathen
>>68165156
No, Christmas Eve is when you drive around and look at Christmas lights then come home and drink hot chocolate even though it's hot out. Santa doesn't bring the presents until midnight
>>68165165
>Santa doesn't bring the presents until midnight
Then how come we open them on christmas eve ten?
>drink hot chocolate even though it's hot out
Proof that christmas is made for cold weather
Looking at christmas lights is something you do in the days between christmas eve and new years
>>68165189
>Then how come we open them on christmas eve ten?
That's literally only in your faggy country m8. The only people I know who do that here are filthy first gen euro immigrants.
>>68165194
>That's literally only in your faggy country m8. The only people I know who do that here are filthy first gen euro immigrants.
This doesn't add up you dumbass
>>68165194
Also, bye bye. Have to step out now :)
>>68165189
>opening presents on Christmas Eve
What the fuck. Does Santa just break in your house in the middle of the day and throw the presents at you while you're wide awake? What do you even do on Christmas Day? Christmas is a 2 day event
>>68165189
LITERALLY what the fuck lads
please tell me this is all a meme
>>68165536
santa literally lives in finland, you think you know shit about christmas?
Sweden is right here
We always have a morning sauna in christmas eve
>he doesn't spend Christmas playing cricket on the beach with his mates and cooking prawns on the barbie
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>68165189
>how come we open them on christmas eve ten
What did he mean by this?
>tfw don't celebrate christmas
: D
>>68163062
EASY
I know everything about water hockey, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the ponds, pucks and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many irrelevant statistics I have memorised in my 10 years on "thehockeynews" but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of furpuck facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow Canadian water hockey friends, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push icefight knowledge on here for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of game lingo at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT my water hockey knowledge is. It's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 100% of furpuck posts on here, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to manage the Buffalo Bills in NHL Eastside Hockey Manager.
>>68165841
get a job 2bh
>>68163717
that's a /mu/ meme
>mfw austrians have never seen snow or skated on ice
>>68166251
I'm literally from tasmania you racist shitlord
>>68166269
you mean the devil huh? :D
How does this image make /hoc/ feel?
>kiwis in my thread
>>68166323
Like I can achieve anything if I set my mind to it
>>68166323
Like the power is in my hands to define my own life rather than having it dictated for me
>>68166323
Like I am my own person and there is no force in the world substantial enough to change that single, undeniable truth.
Would you slap a cheeky one timer through her five minutes hole /hoc/ and /cric/?
>>68166586
>winnipeg
Laine is going to slap a cheeky one timers thru her five hole all day long soon
>>68166637
>implying he isn't going to Columbust
>>68166586
which
1: yes
2: yes
3: yes
nevermind
>>68166586
Dunno lad, she's a bit out of the way
>>68149953
Kill myself
Just take jesse
>>68149953
Do they have a reason to trade?
>>68166586
Don't ever wait that long to charge your phone again, you understand me?
>>68166924
>Wanting to draft a bust
lmao
>>68167008
I might literally kill myself if Pulju busts
>>68167031
Start tying that noose
>>68166586
>1%
"just crucify me here man anything but toronto"
so its over for the pongs right?
who is this Wayne Gretzky guy I heard he only scored 894 goals
What a faggot I could score that in 5 years
>>68167160
yes
>>68167178
some guy, mcdavid is way better tbhfam
>>68167160
I always knew Canadians were retarded. Must be all the smoke.
>>68167031
Pro scout on Puljucide watch
>>68167196
I'm not that faggot
>>68167190
What? Who the fuck is that obviously pulju is better than both of those nigger egg suckers
>>68167207
pulju has glass knees
>>68167250
Good meme
Where did you get that one? R/hoc
>>68153172
My 1st girlfriend from freshman year in hs is getting engaged, weird shit. I think she dated me out of pity but jokes on her, because I got to make out and touch her boobs and butt at the homecoming dance.
>>68167261
one of the finns here told me
>>68167265
nice
>>68167271
Probably the """"""""""""pro scout"""""""""""
Why do half of you talk about your personal life online? Don't you guys have friends to talk to?
/cric/
>>68167285
Where do you think you are?
>>68167280
Did someone say pro scout?
>>68167285
I talk about my personal life on here and I discuss dank memes and enough hockey to keep the conversation relevant with my friends
>>68165226
>>68165536
See --> >>68165610
The presents are there on christmas eve morning, or the turn up in a mysterious way during the day.
On christmas day you don't do anything in perticular. All families have their traditions for that day.
>>68165688
>he isn't cozy during christmas
>>68165702
then*
Let's fucking go
>they just announced a rapefugee Olympic team
God damn it fuck you yuros youre not allowed to watch NHL anymore because you're ruining sports
