Starts in a bong
Ya mon
>Jamaica manager Winfried Schafer told the Sunday Gleaner. "All week, he has not trained. He partied in London and Thailand, but I am very happy he is here and maybe he can help (play) in the second match, but not the first match because it is too difficult."
>>68144067
t. Wes Morgan
>>68143918
Is this the /latsp/ thread?
Maybe we'll finally get a decent match
>Jamaica vs. Venezuela
Oh for fuck's sake.
>>68144147
No, this is the match thread.
does venezuela even have electricity
lmao
>>68144277
ok, shit match
/thread
You know it's true
This woman BETTER HURRY UP WITH MY SANDWICH.
>>68144361
what the fuck
LO QUE APRENDI EN LA COPA AMERICA ES...
>>68144347
They used to, socialists literally looted the country and ruined it. Really sad tbqh.
>>68144361
POVERTY
O
V
E
R
T
Y
>>68144147
Que picardía papurri
>>68144361
prison food/10
>>68144498
solo americanos pueden cometer 'handball'
which city is this one in
>>68144538
you can´t afford that juice with your weekly paycheck
>>68144602
I'm recovering from food poisoning...
>>68144681
CHI
>Wes Morgan not playing because he is in a constant state of hangover after Leicester won the EPL
KEK
Venezuela still exists?
We will lose 3 - 0 I tell ya
over / under one goal
>>68144764
Barely. On the verge of becoming literally a failed state.
una vela..........
Jamaicans aren't even as black as Colombians blacks
>>68144794
That ship sailed long ago m8
THAT DAMN COMMERCIAL WITH THE KID BLOWING THE WHISTLE SOUNDS LIKE MY HOUSE ALARM AND TRIGGERS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY
AND WHO THE HELL TOLD DAVID BECKHAM THE WAY TO SPEAK SPANISH IS TO PAUSE AFTER EVERY WORD
>>68144779
>>68144818
dont forget ask the players to steal toilet paper from the hotels so you can print more money
I played a shit Venezuelan team earlier this year.
We lost 6-1.
Venezuela will lose 2-0.
No hay nadie en el estadio.
>>68144916
CUTE!
>>68144916
the fuck flag is that?
>>68144985
Saint Lucia
>>68144361
se ve rico pa
>>68144916
post qts
>tfw the only good game is on at the same time as the NBA finals
Is this gonna devolve into vela posting again like yesterda.
never watched copa america game before , what to expect ?
lol I love soccer but it will never make it in america. unless the NFL or NBA goes completely under. All of our best athletes will always gravitate towards the sports that people watch. Kids in high school want to be popular by playing football basketball and baseball. No one plays soccer
>>68145112
Total boredom
>>68145068
not a chance, this game its irrelevant even for the players at the stadium right now
Mexico-Uruguay on the other hand
>>68145112
shit football
>>68145112
absolute fucking shit if yesterday is anything to go on
>>68144818
Hang in there m9.
>>68145112
from this particular match? nothing at all
mex-uru match should be better
>>68145112
>Venezuela vs Jamaica
What do you think?
you know that the players don't give a shit when there hasn't been a single chimpout so far
>>68145189
you guys says this but the extreme murderball and the shitton of goals are always on these matches
>tfw yuropoor
>tfw entertaining teams like Argentina, Chile, Mexico, Brazil, USA etc all have match start times like at 3 in the fucking morning
>tfw earliest games are Jamaica, Paraguay and the like
should I just stay up
>>68145201
1:1
>>68145112
Boredom, chimpouts, and memes.
Y el anime?
>>68145236
>living in Eurabia
There's your mistake, Ahmud.
>>68145112
These are two lower-tier teams, so expect a dull, physical match sadly.
>>68145130
'Best athlete' is kind of a canard. Soccer provides a realistic opportunity for smaller guys. Messi wouldn't make it in any American sport, for example.
Watching TyC Sports to wait for this match
>Pablo Guiñazu is in Talleres de Cordoba
>they just got promoted to the first division
>this fucker almost went to the 2014 World Cup
Sabella's memes, everyone
>>68145297
sup
>>68145236
>Mexico-Uruguay late game
Probably so.
what is life in Venezuela actually like?
>>68145231
>murderball and the shitton of goals are always on these matches
those normally happens from knock-outs on, first round matches are more a "i must not lose this shit' than 'i must win whatever it takes' games
>>68145440
MAD MAX
WITNESSED.
>>68145348
Guiñazu del 2008-2011 era un dios, uno de los mejores futbolistas en América junto a Neymar en esos tiempos.
>>68145440
>play fallout 3
>enter Megaton
its basically Caracas right now
>>68145236
The Mexiguay match should probably be a god one desu.
>>68145440
shit, I haven't had running water since thursday and probably won't get any till tuesday
>>68145589
Good*
>>68145440
pic related
>>68145440
I fled from there to clean houses here and I've been better than ever
>>68145623
>Rolf Feltscher
wot?
>all those venezuelan qts
HNNNNGGGG
why did haiti and jamaica make it instead of the actually ok central american countries
Reporting in.
If we beat Chile we can beat anyone.
KUKUKUMBIA
>>68145623
>still playing vizcarrondo
>>68145727
he chose Venezualan nationality over germany.
>>68145623
Martinez and Rincon are really good players and they performed good in this year serie a
>>68145840
I would say meme magic but you guys don't even have Morgan
>>68145820
>actually ok central american countries
like who?
>mfw 0-0 again
Thank god I didn't stay up for brazil.
For the love of fuck, let there be goals today.
>>68145826
Take that back.
Jamaica are definitely going to wreck VZ
>>68145820
>ok central american countries
name 3
>>68145840
last year Jamaica played well vs Argentina and decently the other matches.
Messi couldn't manage to score vs Jamaica.
>yfw you remember Dean "Ronaldito" Burton
>>68145820
because haiti and jamaica aren't that bad did you watch the gold cup?
guatemala fucking lost 7-1 to armenia a few days ago (armenia had not won a game in 2 years), nicaragua and el salvador have never been good, I am just surprised about honduras though
>>68145913
Guatemala or Honduras are more decent then at least haiti. haiti is like cuba tier.
>>68145976
Played well against Mexico in the Gold Cup and beat USA too. If we can play like we did in the last match against Chile we will win this match.
Unless Rondon turns GOAT
>>68145840
Jamaican chicano? How common are you guys?
can't be as bad as yesterday. right?
>>68145628
Are you in needed liberation?
>>68146076
You have no idea, Dudeweed.
>>68146055
On /sp/? Not very. Probably as rare as JA flags.
>>68145112
Murderball, diving, and zero action.
>it's a Greece starts posting about sleep episode
I want Jamaica to win, desu.
>that attendance
JUST
stream pls
>EMPTY
>M
>P
>T
>Y
>>68146188
Me too.
what is the actual fucking point of this tournament
>a big stadium used for NFL is used for THIS match
top kek
look at those empty seats
>>68146209
http://www.stream2watch . co/live-now/sport-stream/soccer/jamaica-vs-venezuela-live-stream-june-05
>>68145995
ok I was just going over pass world cup qualifiers where it was always guatemala, el salvador, and nicaragua coming close to mexico and usa.
>tommorows game is going to be played in a tropical depression
that should be ..fun to watch
>Implying Jamaica won't be the dark horse
Fuck you mon
>no one posting the dumb vela meme for Jamaica
I guess the /int/ kids got banned
venezuela has a nice sounding anthem desu
Should have played the game in NY. Would have been a shit load of Jamaicans there. Also stop using nfl stadiums for these smaller nations.
ITS SO FUCKING LONG FUCK
Don't even know why I'm watching this match is going to be shitty af, not even chimpouts.
>>68145316
Messi would be a perfect first-bat.
>Venezuelan anthem
8/10
>>68146324
Thank fucking God...
>>68145297
Devuelvenos Tacna
also ya fuiste a votar?
>>68146179
What do you want me to do man, the game was boring as fuck.
I sleep for 12 hours for some reason.
Going to get that checked in a few days.
>>68146361
This desu
>tfw no big, strong Jamaican mulatto bf
who are the good guys?
BIG
EMPTY
STADIUMS
>tfw Jamaica is getting slapped
>>68146345
Any games being played in Florida?
Cavs o GS esta noche?
>>68146412
Yes
For the people that are saying that mex-uru will be a good match...we are playing like always which is a defensive style and counterstrike...fucking boring for anyone that is not uruguayan.
If you want a game with goals and more "pretty" style go watch or wait for Brazil-Haiti, Mexico-Venezuela, Argentina-Panama, Argentina-Bolivia and Chile-Panama. Any game besides those will probably be a bore feast.
>>68146371
No y si.
El flash electoral dice que por ahora va ganando el polaco. Pero por muy poco:
Kuczynski: 50.4%
Fujimori: 49:6 %
Lets win this lads
>>68146419
Will have to juggle that with MEX vs URU
>>68146419
Cuatro bongs amigo
>>68146244
Absurd. Almost all of these cities have comfy "soccer-specific" MLS stadiums that would be perfect for the group stages.
>>68146459
SABE
TIPO DE LOS BARQUITOS
TE QUIERO
VIVA EL PERÚ (GAY), CARAJO
>>68146419
Golden state barriendo en 7
SPICS STOP POSTING IN YOUR SHIT LANGUAGE
THIS IS AN ENGLISH WEBSITE
>>68146449
Also Suarez is injured and will not play until the third match at least.
MUHAMMAD ALMEME
>>68146396
Jamaica, Venezuela is socialism
>literally 200 people in the stands
JUST
BOB MARLEY VS DROSS PA
>>68146494
Pay debs faggot
>>68146396
JA. Always.
MI LIBRO
Jamaican BBC vs Venezuela bunda would be God tier porn desu.
>this crowd
gjge
>>68146494
Pay denbts
Venezuela would have nice kits if t wasn't for that neon yellow trim.
>46th in the world
On our way up desu. Were 54th before the Chile win.
>>68146473
Pues, gracias.
>>68146494
Paga las deudas negriterraneo.
>>68146396
jamaica they are highly homophobic
>>68146521
Actually expecting americans to show up to soccer matches
Who here /vela/?
>>68146532
>t. Black cock connoisseur
>>68146494
Te la davas de polenta mira como terminaste JaJaJa
>>68146494
PAGA DEUDAS
me voy a preparar palomitas ctm
>>68146459
Cual es el de derecha y el de izquierda?
pero Tacna fue chilena, debe volver a serlo
Give me Venezuelan qt
>>68146472
horse meat is the best btw
how much are the tickets to this stage? anything over a comfy 10 bucks is way too much
REFBALL
Jamaica 5 - Venezuela 6
>>68146588
inb4 rare
>>68146607
Keiko es de derecha.
Byakuya es de centro.
La arruinarían como arruinaron Arica, no insistas.
>>68146494
PAGA DEUNDAS
>>68146621
$100 for upper deck.
NO ERA PENAL
>shit teams
>empty stadium
It's like a bootleg euro.
Boy, I can't wait for the real one to start.
Venezuela is getting so wrecked in this match
>>68145236
>USA
>entertaining
why is fellaini playing for venezuela
>>68146647
Pero a Arica lo mato la negritud e indigenismo tripartito
GRINGO IS KILL
Don't worry. About a thing!
>>68146621
I would pay only 2 dollars for this.
>>68146607
creo que los dos son de derecha
uno es labbe tier, el otro piñera tier
>peru
CAMERA KEK BTFO
>Not even a single image of those cute jamaican little boys
Shit thread desu
>>68146680
it really is the most entertaining part listening to American soccer analysists on here
>camera got hit by the ball
>crowd claps
>TyC Sports commentators confused
alright, then
>tfw no Soca Warriors in the Copa
THE CITY OF CAMERAMAN
>>68146671
>soccer match
>baseball nation vs. cricket nation
>expecting fans
VAMOS PRENDIENDO LAS VELITAS BOB
CAMERAMAN BTFO
Where can I bet "Croatia will post CP before HT" with good odds?
>>68146699
Los indigenas (la mayoria de Puno) y los pakis le dieron dinamismo a la economía Tacneña.
Nunca entendí porque rayos odias todo lo indigena.
>>68146651
AHAHAHAH
just wow
>>68146738
Laburan de eso y son malísimos
Es como ver Let's play en youtube
a candle please.....................
that looks like the charity match in Manchester
F
>tfw no West Indies United national football team
>>68146799
Wena dross
>looking at the schedule
>actual interesting match at 3 am
Should I do it?
Should I stay up?
There is some risk, I don't want to fuck up my sleep schedule.
GO JAMAICA
>literally this again
>>68146799
Maricón imperialista, usa tu idioma con orgullo
UNA VELA
>>68146765
You mean germany
Alguien despiérteme para el México vs Uruguay
THE STATE OF THIS LINESMAN
RORY DELAP
Offsideman
>>68146824
GO TO SLEEP I SAID ALREADY
>>68146765
En el partido de los narcotacos vs jaras finger desu
Mon down
>Jamaican gets hit in the balls by the ball
RIP
>>68146824
It's not like you have some job to wake early for.
>>68146824
No, this tournament is shit
>>68146844
las patagonias son argentinas
RIP Mon
Is something wrong the ball or the pitch?
The ball is bouncing weirdly desu
>>68146867
RARE FLAG
A
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F
L
A
G
>>68146824
It will actually feature two decent teams and a full stadium, so probably.
RIGHT IN THE NADS
>>68146888
must be the shitty grass
AFAIK the ball is the same brazuca everyone uses
RIP that nigger
>>68146888
maybe the field
Jamaican here:
GO JAMAICA!!!
lol we are literal shit
>>68146799
drass
>>68146934
this
>>68146893
>sophie howard
Excellent taste.
Already best game of the tournament
>>68146934
nice try Pedro
one candle...
>>68146775
Vuelve a la maloca viejo
Una vela...
TROLLPOST
>>68146934
From what part of Jamaica are you amigo.
MI LIBRO
>>68146816
>>68146765
>>68146800
mods, be aware.
Shit defenders on both teams, this gon b good
>leave jamaica to me
>>68146888
All the games are played on eggball fields so get used to it
Jamaica has this one. La vino tinto hasnt been good since I remember, and... I wonder if they have had enough food. Do football players have problems with getting stuff as the rest or venezuelans or do they get privilege treatment?
nIcE tRy PeDrO
>>68146933
thank you for the webm based boludo
this game is already more exciting than all the games combined yesterday
>>68147007
Jamaica's one is solid though? see >>68146933
Giles Barnes will score.
>>68146800
Hello Mr. Cp
>>68146933
Do you have the camera man getting knocked out?
>>68146995
Kingston man im just here for work
>>68147053
It might be raining outside
>>68146824
Go to sleep right now. México vs Uruguay it's going to be worth it.
>>68147070
mods
DONT OPEN THIS ONE
>>68147032
>La vino tinto hasnt been good since
Chavez' death. that's when they stopped receiving support
jamaican food is shit.
is there such a thing as Venezuelan food?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF2yI_d-nq0
>>68147073
nop, neither the trollpost
>>68147073
This
>>68146957
Thank you Grease.
>>68147101
>Venezuela
>Food
>venezuela match
>99% of posts aren't from venezuelans
Thanks, Maduro.
>GOOOOOOOOOOOL
