PIT:Evgeni Malkin can't find back of the net
SJ:Sharks lose Tomas Hertl for Game 3 Saturday
PIT:Chris Kunitz practices with top pp unit
FLA:Luongo doing well after hip surgery
CLM:Oliver Bjorkstrand scores twice for Lake Erie
STL:Alex Steen has off-season shoulder surgery
NYI:Islanders ink Casey Cizikas to five-year deal
PIT:Conor Sheary's OT goal gives Pens 2-1 victory
CHI:Andrew Ladd unlikely to remain with Chicago
STL:Blues GM would like to have Backes back
ARI:Coyotes won't sign Conner Bleackley
WPG:Back injury forces Grant Clitsome to retire
>>68135361
>
/cric/
>>68135457
/shit/
/cric/
>Tfw cric runs this shit general
better memes too
please watch our sport
>>68135457
>>68135515
>>68135666
>>68135680
>poopaddle
>>68135457
>>68135515
>>68135666
>>68135680
DESIGNATED
>>68135666
>""""""raids""""""" generals during dead yuro hours
>come game time is no where to be found
wow /cric/ sure does """"""run"""""" things
>10 posts
>5 posters
>most of them are cric
nice 'compoonity' KEK
>>68135457
>>68135515
>>68135666
Defecate in toilet
Does /hoc/ acknowledge their /cric/ overlords?
>>68136133
>>68136156
>being poor
>wearing a diaper on your head
ice "hockey" is gay
These /cric/ memes are pretty gosh darn underwhelming. Isn't there some Indian player found to be a rapist you lads found embarrassing pics? Then proceeded to spam and Photoshop?
Consider it a tryout.
>>68136156
there's something wrong with your flag, America
>>68136156
yes
t.hoc
>>68136215
>>68136228
haha nice one lad, you got me real good xD
>>68136227
Based
grigit
>>68136156
>Malaysian finger painting forum
>>68136336
Here's the not early thread and one without cric bois
>>68136435
KEK SCARED OF CRIC
LITERALLY SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS AND RUNNING
Post more cricket memes
I like /cric/ way better than stinky smelly mongols and dumb slavshits
The pinnacle of test cricket is viewed as the leave. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of leaves that can be attempted within 5 days. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn
>rags
I tried watching cricket and I didn't understand all the rules. I never thought I'd find a sport more complex than baseball.
post the stream of the cricket game pls
dubs will confirm griffin reinhart will become a norris trophy defencemen
>>68136682
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y0Zftj8IzCw
>>68136741
thks fampai
>>68135666
>Satan poo confirmed
I am now a #/cric/missile
>>68137087
>watching professional tee-ball played by Indians
eh good for you I guess, feel free to leave.
/cric/ was here 2016
kinda sad desu atleast /bundes/ put up a fight. this is like you saw a bear and curled up in the fetal position
>>68137251
didn't see you lads during the game last night
afraid to visit /hoc/ when it's not dead?
Do you cricket countries have any cucks in your government like this guy?
>>68137251
you do realize that nobody really cares right? there is no actual hockey discussion here anyways, its just shitposting
>>68137251
Grow up
>>68136525
My mom sayd i smell nice. So chech mate >:^)
>>68137403
they were too busy at the sweatshop making our shitty clothing
Who /1stworldsportsfan/ here?
>>68137543
<mfw indian sweat shop money is worth more than the canadian dollar now
nice 'pooconomy; you have there
>>68137554
here, lets hope a typhoon will kill all groundball fans
Won 450 on the Sharks last night
Should I double down on the next game or buy a new gun?
GET OUT
>>68137602
Double down desu, snorks gonna sweep in 6
>>68137602
Buy a new gun.
>>68137602
buy guns while you still can
>>68137661
>>68137670
fuck off back to /pol/ or reddit whats the difference anymore
>>68137608
Luv you Binlan. Designatedball pls go, you're making Finland upset.
>>68137688
>pro gun
>not /k/
back to tumblr, faggot.
>>68137688
What?
>>68137688
no u
>>68137688
what the fuck are you on about?
Yes! A hurricane is forming near Sunshine! LMAO
>yfw Panthlels btfo by da Canes
Karma for that low energy logo!
>>68137688
Autism.
>>68137926
>tfw actually like the new panthers design
>tfw dont want to admit it to anyone for fear of being branded a panthers fan
So, lads, let's decide this once and for all; Who owns the sport of ice hockey?
>>68138040
canada and finland
>>68138040
redditers like you
Post top 10 RW in the NHL, proceed to argue:
1) Patrick Kane
2) Vladimir Taresenko
3) Bill Kessel
4) Joe Pavelski
5) Corey Perry
6) Nikita Kucherov
7) Blake Wheeler
8) Jakob Voracek
9) Jordan Eberle
10) Tyler Toffoli
Hmmm, 0 Finns. Can't say I'm surprised.
>>68138040
Whites in 1st world countries
>>68138040
cricket
>>68138095
>tarasenko
after the playoffs he shouldnt even be top 10 tbdesupai
who /spookystormoutside/ here?
>>68138077
NICE DIGITS. Here's an upboat :) :) :)
>>68138181
Not quite, but close too it
>>68138170
Shit coaching and ME Vlasic crippled his performance in the WCF but he is genuinely a top 5 or top 3 RW in the game, at least until Marner gets into the league.
>>68138095
1. Kane
2. Pavelski (he plays center a lot desu, but I guess he counts)
3. Kucherov
4. Bill
5. Tarasenko
6. Wheeler
7. Okposo
8. Zuccarello
9. Eriksson
10. Neal
Taking Neal over Perry at this point in their careers desu.
>>68138388
>marner
here we go
marner was utterly exposed and subsequently btfo at the wjc, he is small, he is weak, he is a dvorak and tkachuk babby who will end up like william kneelander, too good for juniors but too soft for the nhl
should have taken hanifin
>>68138126
Based
>>68138521
I just added that part for the (You)'s desu
>>68138623
good move, have another (You)
but i never miss a chance to point out that mitch marner was literally the weakest person at the 2015 combine
>>68138479
>Zucc
>Eriksson
>Okposo
"I disagree"
Yeah I counted Pavelski at RW because I see Thornton and Couture as the Cs in SJ, Pavelski plays more on the wing than either of them.
But I don't see how you can have those 3 guys ahead of wingers like Perry and Voracek.
>/cric/: 2 /hoc/:0
this is getting bad. better luck tomorrow lads
@68139008
Leave pls, t-ball general needs some more "british" posters. And you're not getting a (You) from me
>>68139008
Don't worry friend, I'll give you a (You) on @68139092's behalf.
See you tomorrow friend :^)
fuk all da brack beoble fuk all dem
>>68139400
In English please.
Will jumbo Joe die if the sharks choke
>>68139749
Yes
Why is England worse than all of their former colonies at every single sport they play?
Why are there no good towelhead hockey players?
Why are 3rd worlders, rapeugees, and their shit sports so irrelevant?
>>68138752
More like Okpussy
>>68138752
Perry and Voracek are too streaky and I feel like they give bad efforts in half their games.
Talent is half the battle, compete level is the other half. Generally I feel like those guys give a more consistent effort which makes them more valuable players.
Even if Perry and Voracek can do more when they feel like it, they don't always feel like it.
>88 posts
>not a single lgbtning "fan" to be found
>>68139776
>Why are there no good towelhead hockey players?
Probably because hockey is a sport that requires effort and skill and heart.
>>68139991
Right here, asshole.
>>68139776
We're definitely worse at hockey, but hopefully that'll change as the sport gets more popular.
I wouldn't really say we're worse at football, but who cares about that shit sport anyway.
>>68139875
I agree with that to a certain extent, but imo it applies more to guys like Alex Semin, He could probably be on that list right now if he wasn't such a lazy faggot. I still think that the level of production of Voracek and Perry puts them ahead of Zucc and Okposo even if they don't work as hard. Crosby would still be a top 10 centre in the league if he had the work ethic of Dick Rash, he's just so talented.
>>68140160
Semin never recovered from a wrist injury, and his entire game is built around having one of the better shots in the league
>>68139991
>tranada
>>68138040
King Finland and his queen Canada. America (goyims?) is the Master of Coin, pretty shitty person but the money is there.
>>68140188
He's not the only player to have ever suffered a wrist injury lol. His unwillingness to put in the work to recover may be what I was talking about.
Who /summerleague/ here?
>>68140154
Sorry friend but I cant see UK never ever competing for a medal or a UK-born player getting picked in the first eight rounds of draft.
>>68140545
Sure he's lazy but he would still be a 20+ goal scorer if he had a shot. Some injuries you can't fully recover from
>>68140576
>buy inline gear to play summer league
>skating is totally different
>am a complete duster
FUG
>rags
Post top 10 RW in the NHL, proceed to argue:
1) Alex Ovechkin
2) Jamie Benn
3) Taylor Hall
4) Daniel Sedin
5) Max Pacioretty
6) Zach Parise
7) Gabriel Landeskog
8) Johnny Gaudreau
9) Ondrej Palat
10) Henrik Zetterberg
Again, 0 Finns. Can't say I'm surprised.
>rags
>>68140997
Whoops meant LW
>>68140997
Kane?
>>68140997
1.Laine
2.Ovechkin
3.Kane
>>68141058
>>68141051
>Ev"hand"er Kane
The guy is injured almost 100% of the time and has accomplished absolutely nothing in the NHL.
>>68140997
>tfw you will never hang out and drink beers with patch
>>68140657
It's the fastest growing sport in the UK, and we'll see you boys in the CHL.
We also already have 2 Olympic medals, gold and bronze.
>>68140576
>pads flared out to the sides, making it harder to cover 5 hole
>bought a stick to tall for him, fucking up his stance and forcing his stick way too far in front of him
>glove way too high, prone to giving up goals between the left pad and glove
>standing up tall/not having a wider stance, trying to compensate by bending at the waist
You could blame it on a more hybrid style vs strictly butterfly but then why buy butterfly style pads with fucking 3 inch risers. Seriously, look how high up the leg those pads go, that's past lundshit tier.
That goalie bought legs pads and a stick way too big for him because he thought it would help but it's just fucking up everything he's doing.
0/10 would not want to play in front of.
>Side note: the team I play tendy for is 3-0 and I have 2 shutouts and the team I play D on is 2-0-1 and I have a goal and 2 assists :^)
>>68139749
>3 close games
>choke
Stale meme
>>68141093
I meant the guy who got to sit in front of snoop dogg
Hello it's former French/German bro. Traveled to Salzburg and then Florence. In Rome now.
Any good hokkei in Roma? :^)
>>68141181
He's RW, I mis-titled the post, see
>>68141041
>>68141181
>lines
>balding
>mullet
Is there a guy with more JUST hair in the NHL?
>>68141221
post pizza
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
>>68141221
Should have gone to vienna desu
>>68141249
laine soon
who likes my pupper
>>68141150
That's me, Caitlyn. I play a blend of reverse VH and position stuffing so I have no ducking clue what you are rambling about.
>>68140997
>money bags
laughingwhores.png
>>68141271
I haven't eaten pizza in Italy lmao
>>68141289
I'm sure Vienna is better. I only stayed in Salzburg for two nights though so I got to see a lot there without being overwhelmed.
An aside: are the Shorks going to win it, or is shittsburghs one game lead too much
>>68141147
I admire your fondness of the sport but there's no way.
Also, fastest growing sport in the UK? Are the indians or muslims into the sport?
>>68135437
anymore kippers?
>>68141406
>phone fag
>Caitlyn poster
>sucks at hockey
>>68141392
Nice pupper
>>68135437
Holy shit, I know the club where that pic was taken!
>Your team
>Things you like about them
>Things you hate
Shorks
The amount of bearded players, the goal horn
The use of hashtags, most of the finals intro except for the flashback part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFXVfFzyQ4Q
>>68139991
Probably in DKA from eating too much Pubdicks
>>68140997
Nice list. I don't have an argument against... Rate my list of top 10 centres:
1) Sidney Crosby
2) Connor McDavid
3) Jonathan Toews
4) Patrice Bergeron
5) Joe Thornton
6) Ryan Getzlaf
7) Eugene Malkin
8) Logan Couture
9) Anze Kopitar
10) Claude Giroux
>>68141566
Stinky smelly beaner
>>68141151
>supposed to win
>don't
yeah that's called choking you shorksfag
>>68141584
>2) Connor McDavid
>>68141470
kippers n da squad
>>68141406
Reverse vh is better for positioning when the puck is behind the net and preventing low angle shots to the far side, but it also let's in more soft goals then vh on low angle shots above the pads. You should be able to use both when the situation calls for it. Murray probably doesn't allow that OT goal last night if he switches to vh but that's a much harder transition than vh to reverse.
I use reverse more often because I have really long legs for my frame and can seal the whole bottom in butterfly.
Post
more
kippers
>>68141584
WHERE IS STAMKOS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHWRE IS TAVARES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE IS MATTHEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68141406
>tranadian phone poster getting mad as fuck
KEK
>>68141685
>clotkos
>tavares
>bustthews
>>68141635
Despite being a wasteland for Trudeau's fetishes, the old Canucks jersey were pretty nice.
Also, why are people roleplaying with a guy pretending to be a chinkbitch?
>>68141700
$30?
I would tbqh
>>68140837
at least the "ice time" will be cheap
>>68141493
Not that's safe for this board
>>68141565
Good for you Finland
>>68141631
id go ahead and put him at number 1
>>68141584
I would take off Connor (too young and unaccomplished), Thornton, and Getzlaf. Replace them with Tavares, Stamkos, and Seguin.
>>68140837
stopping is just so rough
>>68140837
>playing inline over box-lacrosse
m8 pls
>>68141566
I like the part where they lower the shark head and I think they should keep it in the regular season. It's pretty epic imo and could still be done without towels and with the chomp instead.
I guess they'd have to start the pregame stuff earlier then since kids like to see sharkie come from the rafters or on the atv.
They could get rid of dj pawvelski and 90% of the video for all I care though, that's getting stale. I think it's cooler when they do more laser/line projection than highlight video because it's not great quality anyway.
>shags
>>68141754
my inline """league""" plays in a parking lot, before that we used to take down the nets and play across three tennis courts
>>68141406
Holy shit how short are you
>>68141785
no its not holy fuck, you can literally hockey stop with an inline no problem
Why would anyone play roller over ice? Indoor rinks are so common now it just makes no sense.
>>68141685
Probably in the hospital
>>68141770
I even checked and even found the girl from the club's facebook page, she was an exchange student here apparently
>>68141975
This whole site knows who she is
>>68141470
There's no way this side of 5 years, sure. But I can easily see the UK getting a strong national team within 10.
As for pakis, not really. No.
But then again, HNIC is in Punjab anyway so what does it matter.
>>68141928
ice in the winter, roller in the summer
what part of that is hard to grasp?
>>68142025
who
>>68142055
your mom
>>68142092
nice
>>68140997
>>68141584
Not bad. Enjoy this unbiased list of top 10 goaltenders:
1) Brian Elliott
2) Ben Bishop
3) Michael Neuvirth
4) Corey Crawford
5) Roberto Luongo
6) Thomas Greiss
7) John Gibson
8) Petr Mrazek
9) Jonathan Quick
10) Tuukka Rask
>>68141975
>exchange student
>porn star
interesting..
>>68142151
>this whole list
>>68141392
5/5, would pette.
>>68142151
good bait
>>68142151
kek have a (You)
>>68141893
How
I am fucking timbits tier at inline hockey
>>68142050
Why not ice year round?
>>68142151
>no korpisalo
Biased as fuck
>>68142151
>no ben scrivens
Rank current top 10 goalies
1 Bishop
2 Crawford
3 Jones
4 Quick
6 Luongo
6 Price
7 Holtby
8 Elliott
9 Schneider
10 Bobrovsky
9001 Lundpads
9000000001 Leltonen and Niemi
>>68142037
I'm not going to argue with that buddy, I am just being honest and I dont see you becoming a contender in 10 years or even 20.
No one does
>>68142370
>bishist number one
>crawdad over price
>quick over anyone
>bobrovsky even listed
tfw no philly gf
>>68142407
You know nothing about our leagues or teams, so why comment like you do?
>>68142536
into the trash
>>68142279
get real low and extend your leg so that your sliding on the edge of the wheels and side of the skate, youll stop pretty quick, its why inlines have those plastic pads by the nose so you dont fuck your skate up
>>68142476
>implying Bobrovsky wouldn't be elite if he wasn't stuck with a shit team
Can I get some NHL power rankings from beautiful Canadians?
goalers
1. mike condon
2. antti niemi
3. kari lehtonen
4. semyon varlamov
5. sergei bobrovsky
6. ryan miller
7. pekka rinne
8. karri ramo
9. cam ward
10. cam talbot
>>68142309
i dont live in a city with summer leagues, our winter league is expensive enough anyways and is populated almost entirely by jerks who think every game is for the stanley cup
>>68142370
>bishit
>crawshit
You are a fucking mongoloid
>>68142614
>2. antti niemi
>>68142476
>I dont rate Quick
>>68142602
>>68142676
Post top 10 defensemen in the NHL, proceed to argue:
1) Erik Karlsson
2) Oliver Ekman Larsson
3) Viktor Hedman
4) Anton Strålman
5) Mattias Ekholm
6) John Klingberg
7) Hampus Lindholm
8) Niklas Hjalmarsson
9) Adam Larsson
10) Oscar Klefbom
>>68142614
Solid bait right here
>>68142730
>no Ryan Murray
>>68142730
lel
>>68142730
>I don't rate Doughty
>>68142476
>>68142655
Bishop is a solid second behind price. Since price was dead bishop was the best goalie this season
>>68142676
>>68142817
Trying too hard Serj
>>68142572
Yeah but I want to at least titty fuck her first
Bishop >>>>>>>>>>> Roy >>>>>>>>>>Brodeur
these expansion rule rumors seem like total bullshit
either every team shoots themselves in the foot with buyouts or vegas drafts a stanley cup contending team
>>68142777
>>68142817
>meme players from meme countries
>>68142968
Top bait
>you are now aware that the UK has more olympic golds than finland
ugly mongols btfo
top 6 steals in the upcoming draft:
1). Jake Bean
2). Cliff Pu
3). Mikael Hakkarainen
4). Yushiroh Hirano
5). Johannes Johannesen
6). Alan Lyszczarczyk
>>68142853
Not accepting opinions from lgbtning fans
>>68142730
>no Sami Vatanen
>>68142860
funny coming from the cuck that tries forcing reddit memes
>>68143096
Lindholm > Vatanen
Why is /hoc/ so great?
>>68143114
>you will never be as assblasted as this Amerilard
>>68142556
Because there has been one british player ever drafted in the NHL and he was 250th-something pick. I also checked the list british born hockey players and after in the last 40 years the list is more pathetic than Slovenia's, France's, Kazakstan's or even Italy.
Things are not going to turn around in under 10 years that you would suddenly compete against the best. Ranked 24th and 5000 active players and you believe you will magically contend in a few years? Keep on dreaming. You guys have soccer and are pretty alright in that.
>pic related
>>68143165
The memes
>>68143165
/cric/
>>68143088
>Tranada mad as fuck his opinion isn't relevant this season
>>68143165
I enjoy the /int/ banter.
>>68143190
hey no bully
>>68142730
1 Drew Doughty
2 Erik Karlsson
3 Duncan Keith
4 Shea Weber
5 Brent Burns
6 Zdeno Chara
>>68143248
>implying they were ever relevant
Let's talk about hockey sweaters again!
>>68143327
>Chara
Can that pylon still move his legs?
>>68143319
Is he the mexican that america needs but doesn't deserve?
>>68143190
Owen Nolan though
>>68141181
>>68141303
why are snipers always balding
>>68143327
>6 Zdeno Chara
You need to stop posting
>>68143319
giving his best 'im gonna be drafted by the maple laffs' face
>>68143431
>hating Chara
>hating Bishop
Why is /hoc/ afraid of big gys?
>>68143190
You're right, as it stands now, we're completely irrelevant.
However, things are changing in our leagues and the sport is growing vastly.
You are in no place to comment on the future of British hockey as you know absolutely nothing about it.
>>68143511
Chara is old and past his prime. He is not even top 10 tbf
>>68143414
The guy moved to Canada when he was a kid and played his hockey there. He even played for Canada's national team.
He was also born in Belfast which makes him irish.
>>68143577
America is going to need a bigger wall if mexicans catch that much air
>>68143577
dude literally looks like a potato
about to get into hockey, which team in the nhl should i root for? based solely on memes
Guys do you miss grease? I wonder if she was sold into sex slavery...
>>68143675
Bolts.
>>68143570
Funny how from 3 greatest Slovak NHL players one is Canadian and One is American citizen and one was born in Ukraine
>>68143675
Blue Jackets or Coyotes
Benoit Pouliot more like Benoit Poo-a-lot amirite?
>>68143675
>memes
Tampa sounds like it could be just the thing for you
>>68143675
THE NEW YORK
>rags
>>68143675
colombus blue jackets of course
>tfw going 2nd overall
>>68143681
A little bit. She was cool the first season she came here, seemed genuinely interested in learning hockey. But good god she turned into an insufferable cunt this year.
>>68143829
Nope
>>68143693
Big guy
>>68143848
Yep.
t. Leafs fan who doesn't want David Backed lite
>>68143868
more like bald guy lmao
>>68143675
Detroit
Chicago
Pittsburgh
Dallas
Tampa Bay
Pick one of these. Notice that they are all american teams. Never pick a canadian team if you want your team to win a cup. If you insist, Montreal, Vancouver and Toronto are the most meme ones.
http://youtu.be/XdvoDFTcTLw
>>68143675
Red Wings. We already have some Swede /sp/ fans
>>68143897
Bald for your shit tier american genes, he's not balding he has nordic high hairline
>>68143886
>t. Laffs fan
Opinion forever discarded
>>68143950
>finnish excuses
