what did cristiano mean by this?
The delicious boi pussy
He's declaring his intention to take part in next year's Purge.
>>68135356
He's portraying the elusiveness of peace when deep inside we all have dark demons that will prevent us from having a perfect inner peace.
or he's just an attention whore
Why are soccer fans like teenage girls that watch TMZ? Every day it's a new thread about some instagram post relating to a soccer player. Somehow the pictures are always gay as fuck only solidifying the notion that soccer is literally the gayest sport because it's for homosexuals.
>>68135872
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Think he wears that when he invites little boys around for special time?
>>68135356
That dude is such a fucking weirdo. He tries to look random and funny, but he ends up looking like a tryhard.
>>68135356
Crashing this plane...
>One two three, viva l'Algérie
In what country did CR meet that boxer?
CR gay confirmed
>>68135688
kek
Fucking hell, do we really need to have daily threads concerning the latest picture uploaded to Cristiano's social media accounts?
>>68135356
/b/?
JOHJ
>>68137205
it's funny because he's gay xD
>>68135872
It's penaldo faggots, he has the faggot market cornered that's why he's shilled as a top player
>>68137205
Because he won the Champions League while destroying /sp/'s memes
TELL ME ABOUT CRISTIANO, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>68135872
TSUUUUUUUUU WITH IT FAGGOT
>>68137349
>destroying /sp/'s memes
What are you talking about? Everyone rates him as the objective GOAT.
>>68135356
I don't know he's a closeted gay man with the mental capacity of an 8 year old because he's devoted all of his mental energy for his entire life to kicking a ball. I have no idea what could possibly go on inside of his head.
>>68135356
looks like some guys bored on a plane taking stupid pictures. You guys need to lighten up
>>68137501
This.
>>68137349
>while destroying /sp/'s memes
>Invisible the whole final just to score a penalty at the end
Nigger, the only he did is enhancing the memes
>>68135356
MIRRORS RONALDO!
THINK BEFORE YOU POST!
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68137571
>telling a bunch of autistic lames to lighten up
not a chance
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>68135356
TELL ME ABOUT THE TSUUU
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
You're a big guy
>>68137725
It's not his fault that Patetico Madrid were parking the bus
why does he wear the mask?
>>68140105
for you !
>>68135356
IF I TAPPED THIS IN, WOULD I SCORE?
He paid over a thousand for those retarded jeans didn't he?
>>68135872
Because the faggots on here that make a thread about him being gay or cringe everyday are secretly obsessed with him.
>xDD time to check cristianos ig for the 20th time today
>mmm he has a new pic of him sunbathing and revealing his yummy abs, gonna post it on spee
>>68135911
Probably, the fucking slimey paedophile
>do nothing your entire career but stand in front of the goal waiting for the ball to roll to you
>win one league title in 8 years because you can't perform against big teams
>do nothing in champions league finals because as said, can't perform against big teams
>ask coach to give you last penalty to be able to score and take your shirt off running like a baboon
>be called goat by the muslim population of hallal madrid
>post pics of you with hired actors to make it look like you have friends/girlfriend
>girlfriend realizes it's all a farce and you only care about yourself, decides she doesn't want to be with you and refuses to spend time with you
>break up with her to follow your homosexual tendencies
>now all you do is post pics of yourself dancing with other men on party boats
>>68148060
Sensational post.
when he takes off his shorts will he die?
>>68148060
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68135356
i hope someone is paying him to shill for those shit headphones
>>68148060
>be /sp/ poster that hates ronaldo
>go entire lifetime without seeing a vagina
>>68148060
Touches bumholes.
>>68148259
>projecting yourself onto others
>>68157254
>no you!!!!!
Autism
JOHJ
>>68157401
What the fuck does he look like?
Congratulations, you won the champions league, now what's the next step of your master plan?
