What's the deal with soccer?
>European """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
What's the deal with these 0-0s?
>>68130910
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>>68130910
not much, Jew?
gays
soccer is fun.
it's the most popular sport in the world for people below the global poverty line.
in the us it's the most popular among rich white girls and hipsters.
the best male athletes stay away because they don't want to be seen as communist pussies.
>silly American, the fun in the sport is watching sideway passes and lightly jogging. It isn't about scoring, but about the build up to the score!
>game ends 0-0
kek
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>>68130978
>ends in a tie
>someone wins
>>68130910
>and you always hear them saying "Oh it's offside. It's offside. Referee can't you see, that ball was CLEARLY offside"
(audience in tears)
>off to the side of what?
(audience is dying)
>off to the side of the ball? A ball doesn't have sides.
(audience falling of their chairs from laughing so hard)
>I've seen balls. I have never seen sides on a ball.
(audience members hold on to their chairs knowing what is about to come is pure comedic genius)
>WHERE ARE ALL THESE SIDES
(audience indulges in group-suicide and transients to comedy heaven)
BUMM DUMM DUMM DUMM
>>68131142
>>68130910
>>68131173
>BUMM DUMM DUMM DUMM
kek
>>68130952
buh dum
tss
>>68131248
Wow whats that second one? Looks like the sport for me
>>68131173
>>68130910
>>68131173
top kek
>>68131173
nice
>>68130936
http://www.bettingexpert.com/blog/how-often-nil-all-draw-in-football
>Doing so gives us a likelihood of a scoreless match at 8.15%
It's like Americans are allergic to research.
Which explains why so many Americans are either truthers, anti-vaxxers, Flat Earthers, Trump supporters, 9/11 conspiracy theorists and/or rednecks.
>>68131403
8.15% > 0%
>>68131403
What candidate do you propose is the right choice, Mr. knowitall?
>>68130936
>>68131435
Daily reminder that a 0-0 draw can still be way more eventful and exciting than an advert-infested handegg "game"
What makes a game good is the drama, the attacking play, the shots, the close misses. If both teams are playing relentless attacking football for 90 minutes then that's an exciting match. In a handegg game it doesn't matter how many points are scored if the play is dull and boring, it's still a dull and boring game.
But I guess yanks don't watch handegg because they appreciate the sport anyway. The just watch it so they can stuff their fat faces with burgers, yell "YEAH GO TEAM", and watch over an HOUR of Budweiser, Ford, and Chevrolet adverts
>>68131435
A crippled Gambian teenager with lissencephaly and autism.
(studies show that a crippled Gambian teenager with lissencephaly and autism has an IQ twice that of an average American)
>>68131536
Doesn't dispute the post you replied to.
>>68131507
What does this topic have to do with American Football? It is a thread on football
Daily reminder:
A sport is only a sport if:
>Commercials aren't the main feature (handeggfags)
>It is the national sport of at least 10 countries (handegg: 1 country)
>If there is at least 15 minutes of gameplay (handeggfags need not apply)
>If there are no second chances if you fuck up the first time (handeggfags again, what kind of shit sport gives you more than one chance to throw the ball to a teammate just because you threw it out of play)
>Americans didn't invent it (as evidence by the industry, American-made products are inferior shit)
>The sport's name contains the main features (American "foot""ball" makes no sense because the feet aren't used and the ball isn't even a ball, which is why President Bush renamed the sport to handegg)
>It isn't American "foot""ball", basketball, ice hockey or baseball (this is an obvious one)
>American's aren't the best at it (Americans aren't the best at world sports, which is why they invent their own. See above)
>Americans complain about getting their shit sports BTFO by based Australians
huh, really makes you think
>>68131507
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/game_scores_find.cgi?pts_win=0&pts_lose=0
>0-0 handegg games
I did research on each of these games and at least one person at each game committed suicide because it was boring and nobody had invented brainwashing commercials yet
>>68131638
the last one happened when my grandfather was in college. when did the last divegrass game end in a 0-0 tie? yesterday?
>>68131675
Yeah yesterday
>>68131675
Probably, seeing as it's not a meme sport and loads of matches were played
unironically howl at his standup segments
>>68131719
If I ever went to an NFL game that ended 0-0 I would demand my money back
>>68131743
no u wudn't shat up blad u wasteman bare sket innit f a m
fukin pussyole
>>68131675
Yes actually, Paraguay vs. Costa Rica.
>What's the deal with young fat titties?
>>68131826
>tfw no thick 90's gf
>>68131826
qt
He'd be lambasted as fuck if he did it these days
>>68131568
My stand still stands without the handegg comparison, faggot, but I guess you have no way to argue against it do you?
>>68131588
Good post
Why are Americans so satisfied with their """sports""" not being popular?
It's so out of character.
Are they secretly seething under the skin lads?
>>68131743
Great blog post how do I subscribe?
>>68131929
because the world has hated us for years and we've grown used to it. i'm sure it's the same thing in russia and whatever they do there.
>>68131978
Russia is dead inside. They don't "do" anything except drink vodka and record with their go pros
>>68131826
Who is this and is there nudes?
>>68132049
her nudes might be illegal to post here
>>68132073
It's not CP if the person has grown adult since.
>>68132028
and set dogs on fire, and play counter-strike.
>>68132073
Do it norway, do it and you'll win the Euros
>>68132073
not if you say she's over 18
Fottball can be fun, during teenage years, but once you grow older (if you have an IQ over 80) you realize it's fucking stupid. It's still fun to play, though, there's 10-12 of us playing every Friday.
>>68131929
They're not satisfied. Why do you think we have all these "lol what's the deal with soccer" threads?
>>68132028
And climb up insanely tall buildings
>>68132073
She's 41 years old now mate
>>68132298
I suppose professional football, especially the top leagues, is a bit stupid yes, because it's just so corrupted by money these days
But as a sport it's great, as you say
>>68132339
I think most people just do it because it's literally the easiest bait thread in the world. If it wasn't for visiting /sp/ I'm sure nobody would even give a passing thought to whether our sports are big outside of the country
>>68132460
>I'm sure nobody would even give a passing thought to whether our sports are big outside of the country
https://www.quora.com/Despite-its-huge-popularity-in-the-US-American-football-has-never-become-a-big-deal-in-other-countries-Why-not
https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/lhaj8/thoughts_on_why_american_football_isnt_globally/
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/125542-will-american-football-ever-be-popular-in-the-rest-of-the-world
>>68130910
They call it Sock-Her because they wear iconic long socks and the USWNT is the most dominant team in the game
>>68132298
*tips
>>68132510
regardless of what some journalist shat out to meet his quota, we still don't care. you think we watch our sports and in the middle of the game start thinking "huh, i wonder why this isn't popular in europe?" it's a non-issue.
>>68132510
Okay you fucking autist, I didn't mean LITERALLY nobody. Sheesh. You'll be joining the NFL soon anyways so relax :^)
>>68132443
Yeah, it's rather fun to play, especially inside and on smaller fields, the pacing is high-octane, we play for an hour non-stop and literally every game has at least 20 goals scored. Just this past Friday my team lost 11-10 after leading the whole game, baka. But pro-football is so painfully to watch nowadays. 70% of it is flopping.
>>68131929
They are popular in America. That's the point. We've never cared about what anyone else thinks of us and we never will. Continue hating while we continue not giving a fuck about your now irrelevant shithole of a country.
>>68132598
The flopping is really the main reason I can't stand it. I don't even care that much about draws.
>>68131173
>>68132952
They need to punish the flopping more but you can see why they do it. To win free kicks and penalties. Americans think "lol they're so girly they fall at the slightest touch". It's not because they're weak, it's because they're trying to get a penalty.
But yeah they need to get rid of it because it's a fucking shitty way for your team to lose. I think it's Shearer who has said they should introduce retroactive penalties after the game is played (in case the ref didn't spot it at the time), and i reckon that's a good idea
>>68133204
we don't think they're weak, we know why they do it, we have the same exact thing in basketball and it's the most criticized aspect of the game by far.
>>68132700
>w-we d-don't c-care!
>>68132589
>>68132593
>w-we r-really d-don't c-care, h-honest!
>m-mummy w-why don't th-they l-like our sp-ports?
american football is unfair cuz all the fat retard americans have huge advantage over other players
basketball is unfair likewise, look at how tall the negroid people are
>>68133401
>that flag
>this post
pottery
>>68131173
>>68131861
She was like 17 and he was like 35.
>>68133334
look there are already more than their fair share of yuros in nfl and nba threads, any more would be terrible
>>68131173
10/10
