5 Round Middleweight Title Fight
Luke Rockhold(c) (15-2-0) vs. Michael Bisping (28-7-0)
5 Round Bantamweight Title Fight
Dominick Cruz(c) (21-1-0) vs. Urijah Faber (33-8-0)
Featherweight
Max Holloway def Ricardo Lamas via SPICY BANGER
Middleweight
Dan Henderson defHector Lombard via rd 2 SHADOW REALM KO
Lightweight
Dustin Poirier def Bobby Green via rd 1 TKO
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST
Featherweight
Brian Ortega def Clay Guida via rd 3 HEEEEEM
Lightweight
Beneil Dariush def James Vick via rd 1 HEEEEEEM
Women's Strawweight
Jéssica Andrade def Jessica Penne via rd 2 TKO
Featherweight
Alex Caceres def Cole Miller via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:15pm ET / 3:15pm PT / 11:15pm BST
Welterweight
Sean Strickland def Tom Breese via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Light Heavyweight
Luis Henrique da Silva def Jonathan Wilson via rd 2 TKO(gnp)
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-4-0) vs. Elvis Mutapcic ends in a majority draw(29-28,28-29,28-28)
Lightweight
Polo Reyes def Dong Hyun Kim via rd 3 TKO
SCHAUB IS GOD
First for HEEM of the night
stream plz
>>68121121
HEIL SCHAUB
BANG
hope the title fights do not dissapoint cause its been amazing so far
>>68121152
ufc.tv
>crowd silent with dumbass actors
>crowd goes wild with chuck
it just keeps getting better
BORK
BORK
BORK
>Cruz backpedaling to a decision again.
>>68121210
>They're both upsets
>This card will never be topped
Who do you guys got?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401231
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401231
>>68121152
network.wwe.com
>>68121152
>2016
>stealing content
LESSSSSNAAARRRR??????
>>68121286
Please god let that happen.
>Brock
OMG
UFC 199 COMFIRMED FOR GOAT CARD OF ALL TIME
>No double knockout at the end
Who Lesnar vs Hunt??
>>68121357
>>68121357
That would be amazing. Is that an option when betting online? double-ko in the last round?
>2016
>Mandrama fights
>yfw /asp/ will pollute /heem/ for the next month
>Spicy bangers all night
>Literally so spicy cant handle it
>Brock comes back
Greatest card of all time
My WiFi went down straight after Hendo fight
Please tell me what I've missed. I saw Brock got confirmed, how did they announce it?
This card has been one heck of a spicy banger
>inb4 Cruz marathonfest
>>68121520
the only thing you need to know is you're in the wrong thread
>>68119982
>>68119982
>>68119982
acestrea.m dead?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Is Dominick Cruz the Roy Jones Jr. of MMA?
Jesus, what can Faber do? Dude looks perplexed
>urijah has got to attack the legS
Thank you rogan IKR
Nearly time for the first ever British UFC champion
where is the meme magic?
>>68122636
Roy Jones is fun to watch though
Cruz stinking up another card.
>>68122605
does anyone else think Dillashaw looks like Doug Funny with gyno?
YOU NOW REMEMBER MIGUEL TORRES.
where can i watch the fights?
FABERS HANDS BROKEN AGAIN?
5am, feeling pretty sleepy
>Urijah doing a little shuffle
what a lel
>>68122637
Retire.
>>68122651
yes
Who here is \using an illegal stream\ here?
Could a fellow anonymous member direct me to an illegal stream for my viewing pleasure. Please share if you are using the stream as well.
Thank you
30-27 Cruz. I hope Faber pulls out some meme magic.
soooo 30-27 Cruz
Why is Faber standing on the outside.
>>68122663
can't break your hand when you're just punching air
URIJAH IS DONE
cruz doesn't even look good but he's outstriking him
towelhead faber
30 - 27 Cruz
Faber confirmed rattled
LMAO
>>68122637
boot the cunt
Faber needs to retire and be a full-time head coach at alpha manlet.
Sigh...Faber isn't even trying now.
>>68122680
http://singi.club/wlive28.html
WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT, FABER FAGS?
>>68122687
Because he got dropped
>Mobility based fighter with crippling leg injuries
>Nobody throws fucking leg kicks
>>68122662
http://singi
.club/wlive28.html
>Casuals will say Cruz sucks
People who don't like this fight be honest how long have you been watching combat sports?
KICK HIS FUCKING LEGS
DO SOMETHING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68122645
Nahh, not enough power and in ring antics. pernell whittaker would be a better comparison because of the footwork.
>>68121152
What's faber's game plan other than hope the judges are retarded
>>68122680
its not hard to use google
Will Faber get fined for that?
Why does Faber still get title shots?
>>68122678
who is skeeter then
>>68122699
#CRUZMISSLE HERE
>>68121080
That /spicy/ push
cruz is a treat to watch
>>68122680
http://w ww.stream 2u.tv/watch/37982/1/UFC-199-Rock hold-vs-Bisping-2.html
Take the spaces out. You're welcome
>>68122713
Haymaker
Faber landed 8 of 41 strikes in round 3
>>68122713
free torque gear for the judges
why did fabers corner not tell him that he's lost the first 3 rounds and needs to pick it up?
URIAH MORE LIKE URINE
>we almost got a Cruz heem
>>68122713
Hope they're also blind, too.
Miracle guillotine coming wait for it faggots. Faber wins by guillotine round 5.
That disrespect
HEEM INC
LETS BANG BRO
>Jon..
>>68122647
Hello 194er
another decision for cruz
>>68122706
15 years
>>68122680
Nice try dana ya goof
>>68122651
TJ is the rich dude in 80s movies who wants to shut down the protagonist's family's ski resort.
>>68122709
Manlets will forever be btfo in combat sports.
>>68121269
>Faber moving backwards even more
>>68122692
Fuck Cruz
Such a boring/jew style of fighting
Urijah pretty much needs a finish here
What a meme...he could pull it off but if TJ couldn't do it then I don't see how he would.
>>68122759
Nah I just see Doug Funny with bewbs.
>>68122680
Dana pls go
It's another episode of Cruz goes to decision. Sure is an exciting fighter :~)
>people actually like dominick cruz
I really wish for Urijah throwing a leg kick at Dominick's knee in the 5th round, and it gets fucked yet again, making Faber the winner. But I know IT WONT FUCKING HAPPEN
>I hate seeing technique
pls stop with this
they're both missing and backpedaling jesus this fight is shit especially for a trilogy .. way to end it pussies
>>68122780
Agreed
>BREAKING NEWS: Brock's opponent at UFC 200 has been named to be, Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub. Both fighters come out of retirement to face each other at the event
HOLY FUCK
>>68122780
He's a boxer. He hits for points like Mayweather
>>68122780
hahahhaha i love manlet tears
it would be cool to see cruz picked apart
it feels like if someone really tried they could exploit his style pretty well
all of this non-fighting, typical cruz-n-snooze
Does Faber gameplan for fights? Because he still looks like he has no idea how to fight Cruz
>>68122780
JUST STAND AND BANG BRO JUST STAND AND BANG
Oh shit
>>68122653
Holy fuck, I'd completely forgotten about Miguel Rape Jokes.
>Getting dropped twice by Cruz
Faber is finished
>>68122780
We get it. You're a casual.
Shut up and try and learn something.
GONE
HEEEEEEEM
>>68122775
R A T T L E D
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>>68122791
I hate Cruz but I hate Faber more.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>Faber's chin
honestly just pathetic
>still cant finish
U cant make this shit up
>>68122821
Im sure boxing fans say the same about floyd mayweather.
>Faber finally tries to throw a kick
>It's hilariously comical
>faber wondering why TJ left team alphashit
this performance is why
Why cant anyone hit Cruz in the face every time he ducks the same way over and over again?
>>68122804
>if someone really tried
That person doesn't exist as far as I know.
>THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF FABER
why no leg kicks? seems like an obvious strategy
this is sad, faber is getting completely btfo
my stream is one million light years behind
>>68122815
Cruz just broke his hand
>>68122831(You)
IS FABER... DARE I SAY IT... SHIT?
does cruZ have a huge dong or just a chubby? how do you have a chubby with a cup?
>>68122829
>I hate Faber
how
faber is getting tagged while just standing still
he needs to at least pull the trigger and try for a counter
cruz is a high functioning psychopath
Cody No Love is going to heem Cruz.
>>68122815
Cruz hits hard when he plants his feet.
He just rarely ever plants his feet while he punches.
Cruz has broken hands and legs and feet and he's still OP
>>68122793
If an injury happened in the 5th, it'd go to the judges, I believe.
>>68122846
you should do the same with mayweather desu
i really don't get this fight - please let it end
>>68122849
Cody will save us from this faggot
>Cruz breaks his hand
Made of fucking glass
Cruz is the mayweather of mma
40-36 Cruz
CRUZ WILL BE HEEMED BY CODY DESU
>>68122864
just old
Faber pls.
Pls don't retire the little manlet that couldn't
>>68122846
AND ROIGHTFULLY SO
>>68122875
(You)
>>68122799
I wish.
>quick bang
>>68122864
Nah, he's just past it and fighting somebody who makes most people look like shit.
Faber landed 9 of 46 in round 4
he's down all 4 rounds on every unofficial scorecard
>le putting the breaks on the spicy card fight
Every time.
>>68122882
It would be a TKO (injury)
I think i'm probably just gonna goof people who picked Faber right now, unless he somehow gets a knockout
master thong is inspirational
>>68122849
I was thinking the same thing, and the way he hesitates with his kicks and decides to just not throw it while standing completely straight like a fuckin beanpole.
Cruz is literally injured and Urijah still can't beat him.
>yfw faber gets a freak heem in the last 10 seconds of the fight
YOU LOST FIGHT
ONLY KNOCK OUT
faber is a hip hop sociopath with weakness of will.
TIGAH STYLE
YOU LOSE I DON'T CARE
>Dominick Cruz is putting on a show tonight
jesus christ joe rogan is fucking retarded
>grab his ass
no homo
Tong is literally fucking crzy ???!!!!!!
why does he yell ??
>>68122867
He is not just a manlet, but a turbo manlet
He is manlet who named his team "Team Alpha Male"
He looks stupid
He is from California
U ROST NOW
U NEED KNOCKOUT
>There are people ITT that don't undertand how good Cruz is.
Casuals OUT
cruz is the conor mcgregor of mma
>>68122891
>glass hands broken on glass chins
it's like poetry
This is the last championship round of your life Faber... give it a good go.
>TIGER STYLE
>>68122852
conor mcgregor would time him into a big left within 2 minutes
>>68122921
Faber is going all out now
Honestly the only one with decent handspeed to beat cruz is Cody No Love Garbrandt
>>68122928
should have said that after 3
even manletbowl is spicy as fuck today, this card is gold
alright do you guys actually like combat sports or do you just want to see someone get knocked out?
Master Thong giving it to him
>not enjoying cruz
heem yourself my man
when cruz actually attacks attacks, it's scary
yeah... idk if this is a good fight for mighty mouse to take
>>68122849
If professional fighters who do this for a living, study his tapes and still can't hit him in his "predictable" way, why do you think you, an arm-chair fan sees something people don't already know?
BASED MASTER THONG
Time for Faber to pull a Miesha.
This screaming Asian coach Faber has is priceless.
He's right though. Swing for the fences kiddo.
>>68122916
I'm not sure about that. I definitely recall fights where an injury occurred in the last round and it went to the judges.
I believe Bisping/Belcher ended that way.
based master chong
>THAT FUCKING THAI HYPE MAN
YOU LOST NOW ONLY KNOCK OUT
YOU LOSE I DON CARE
ONLY KNOCK OUW
>Cruz has been looking for the finish about a dozen times already
Do or die faber just fucking go for him who cares anymore.
>>68122933
Cruz is a pretty good barometer for casuals
This is why you don't have a young meme coach.
>Justin: Okay Faber he's gonna dance now like uh-
>Master: YOU LOSE NOW! YOU KNOCK HIM OUT NOW TO WIN! DO IT!
Cruz-Johnson II will be the highest level fight in MMA history
This match is like a Sim vs Cammy matchup or some shit lmao.
faber gets a guillotine if recurring integers
What the fuck people don't like this fight?
YOU ROST FIGHT!!!
Lel, best corner ever
FABER CAN'T TOUCH HIM
Dominic Snoooze is so fucking boring, praying for a faber heem
>>68122955
Both which is what this PPV has been perfect for.
MASTER
THONG
H
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N
G
>>68122915
At least it was co main before it went like this, main event will be a banger m8, it's not going out of round 2
Cruz getting reckless
Believe in my boy Faber
>>68122948
Garbrandt is utter shit. Marcus Brimage outstruck him.
What went wrong?
Well, we knew this was gonna happen
>>68122978
Bisping/Belcher was from an eye poke if I recall.
If a fighter falls and breaks his arm like Shogun did or when Browne blew the fuck out of his knee in the Bigfoot fight, it's a tko.
Cruz has the torso of a 6 foot man
GIB HIM DA KICK FUCC BOIIIII
BASED THONG
>>68122936
Faber is not just a turbo manlet, he is a super turbo manlet: championship edition.
>>68122997
im just frustrated at faber. Just fucking bang or get banged.
>>68121080
Karate kid faber and the asian master
YOU KNOCKOUT NOW
>Losing to a guy with 3 ACL surgeries
>>68122989
your mom was a pretty good barometer for my dick last night faggot
>faber completely ignoring his corner
Lol
faber is like jessica eye, he's not doing anything
SIMULATE HIS DEATH
>>68123013
He didnt do a poo out of his chin before the fight
>>68123013
he was born with two asses
Ali wasn't GOAT enough to get a heem out of a Cruz fight.
>>68122997
one sided decision win, cruz never in trouble
the tj fight was way better
Kek Urijah such a meme fighter
TJ was much more of a challenge
Dillashaw would destroy Urijah
lol fabers buttcrack
cruz should see if rockhold is single, they'd make a cute couple imo
>>68123015
Yeah, could be. I think it's if the injury is caused by an unintentional foul, it goes to the judges.
I love how Faber just completely ignores his corner like "SHUT THE FUCK UP THONG I GOT THIS"
>>68122989
Rogan says he's putting on a show, but it's boring as fuck.
>>68123013
Pants fell down.
Take a shot every time he's "Trying to get the finish"
DOM PLEASE LET HIM BANG
>>68123029
its because he can't, not because he's not trying to
Faber is just pathetic
>>68121080
THE PANTS AGAIN!!!
Reebok pls!
>ass
>Faber outclassed to the point his pants are literally falling off
50-45 Cruz. Too bad every single fight he's in is boring as shit to watch.
urijah should just let him take him down, he's not gonna do shit on the feet
>>68123013
Cruz went to a retirement home while Faber kept fighting
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
>>68123048
It's boring because Faber got shook and gunshy. Don't blame that on Cruz.
if theres a time for memes its now son
Points fighters are the worst kjnda fighters. Call me a casual, but ask any fighter what they plan to do in a fight and they wont say "go to decision".
REEBOK STRIKES AGAIN
Rogan calls accidental male nudity a """"free show"""""
>>68123026
Jokes on you my mom is my dad.
>Reebok in charge of making fight shorts
OUTPOINTED AND OUTPANTSED
Faber vs Guida, winner gets to fuck a fat 16 yr old
