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West Indies v Australia at Providence
Jun 5, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1d | 02:30 ACST 1d | 01:00 AWST 1d)
AUSTRALIA'S 12-MAN SQUAD (final XI TBA): Aaron Finch, David Warner, Usman Khawaja, Steve Smith, Glenn Maxwell, Mitchell Marsh, Matthew Wade, Mitchell Starc, Adam Zampa, Josh Hazlewood, Scott Boland, Nathan Lyon.
BASEDBOLANDBOLANDBASED
Failey and Fuckner have been fucked off finally
pooo
Who's hyped for this match-up?
>>68119571
>>68121195
the match will be shit - men against boys. I'm mostly just interested to see how certain players go (Starc, Zampa, MMarsh)
I run this pooimunity
just bought don bradman cricket 2014 for ps3 what am I in for
>>68124437
Cricket
>>68124437
Literally the best cricket game ever made
>no fuckner
KEK, I fucking told you krazyfuckwit.
So what's the deal with Fuckner, is his career over or something?
He's got more talent than Bongland and NCN imo
I literally fucking pity anyone who is watching this miserable excuse of a series.
Ez win for West Indies
kiwi>shitpoststralia
>>68125335
He's been poo for the last year.
>>68125335
One trick pony with bat and ball and every team on the planet has figured him out and he has become useless in both departments
As a bowler teams just play him like a SLA bowler now and smack him out of the ground
As a batsman he literally cant do anything but slog to cowcorner so just bowl yorkers or outside off and he is fucked
>>68125189
Just because he has become shit doesn't mean he wasn't great. Most teams would still love to have him. Could still come again
>>68125490
Look at that fucking kitty
Better than Bradman.
>McGrath's already conceded that Anderson will take his record
Fucking seething tbqh
reminder based Boland can literally out bowl bradwoman
>>68125607
We mocked Poo Peeland for playing Sri Lanka every year but England LITERALLY do it worse by playing playing them bi-annually and having 7 home Tests a season, 3 of them usually against absolute shitters during May when no one wants to play because the IPL is on
>>68125650
It makes me unironically furious. He's not even half of the bowler that McGod was
>>68125695
It doesn't really matter. No one except daniel and James Anderson's mum actually think he is better than McGOAT. It's more just an indication of how much Test cricket England play these days because of the Sky contract.
Andrew Strauss scored more runs in Test cricket than Don Bradman, but I'd like to meet anyone who thinks Strauss was better than Bradman.
>>68125775
>It doesn't really matter. No one except daniel and James Anderson's mum actually think he is better than McGOAT
McGrath is daniel's favourite bowler m8
Straffo, you here m8?
>>68125867
hi daniel
>>68125867
Daniel never watched McGrath bowl and just jerks off to his stats
>>68125895
>Daniel didn't watch Hobart 2011, the single greatest achievement that New Zealand Cricket will achieve in his lifetime
kek
KEK
>>68125881
Yeah mate, just recovering from Essendon's thrashing by tweeting at Instagram models
>>68125895
This is complete bullshit but okay.
>>68125895
Is Right Arm Fast Medium the Progressive Rock of bowling styles?
>>68125915
Reminder Poo Peeland unironically consider winning the Chappel Hadlee trophy against Australia's third string bowling attack an achievement
>It's a Cricket that isn't the ashes episode
>>68125955
Only an Indian or Poolander would call McGrath a fast-medium
>>68125943
>I-I AM NOT DANIEL I SWEAR!! :(
>>68125989
>Mitchell Marsh bowls faster than every single one of Poolands "bowlers"
kek
>>68126025
>b-b-b-but Henry and Milne!
kek
KEK
K-E-K
You now remember Daniel furiously jerking himself to Pooult's 125 kph """""""""chin music"""""""""" against the might of Sri Lanka's batting
>>68126112
>b-but he was injured :(
>>68125943
Based daniel
1. Australia
2. England
3. India
4. Pakistan (purely because of their UAE dominance)
5. South Africa
6. New Zealand
7. Bangladesh
8. Sri Lanka
9. West Indies
10. Zimbabwe
>>68126553
>Bangladesh above Tendies and SL
Wew lad. Just because the latter two are shit doesn't make the Bangers ANY less shit
Sri Lanka have Mathews and Chandimal. Tendies have Best Bravo. Bangers have LITERALLY no one
know your stuff
>>68126553
Close
1. England
2. Australia
3. Pakistan
4. India
5. South Africa
6. New Zealand
7. Sri Lanka
8. Bangladesh
9. West Indies
10. Zimbabwe
>>68126711
The average shitter in Bangladesh inshallah will outperform the trash playing for Sri Lanka and WI
Lads I think it's high time we updated the /cric/ XI, half of the currently established lineup are dead
post your poosonality name and what you do and I'll consider you for selection
>>68126891
Posting your name is the best way to fill it up with irrelevant shitters
>>68126891
Devvo Lad
Opening or first change line and length fast medium, bats down the order
>>68126910
Well we definitely need to consider
>krazykunt
>gate cunt
>stats cunt
>daniel (cunt)
>based third kiwi
>trinibro
>pakime
>jynn
>trump fat goy
>spanish england guy
>neo-shitspouter
And if those don't complete a viable starting XI then we can start including irrelevant poosonalities like >>68126964 this guy
>>68127004
Retarded freshcunt that doesn't know goosey still posts here detected
B3K should be added instead of the spaniard
>>68127054
Of course I know he still posts here, but he doesn't post here as "zerogoose", the poosonality, anymore. Unless he comes out of the woodwork to claim his place, his reign is over.
>>68127004
Can I be the 12th man? :D
goosey, you here m8?
>>68127109
>is so shit that he doesn't even tell us what he does, he just straightaway volunteers to carry drinks in an imaginary team
This is why you're a virgin 17yearoldkush.
>>68127128
Stop being rude Danny.
I'm a medium pace leg spinner. My accomplishments include bowling the u19 Malaysian captain out with a faster run and scoring 1 run against Singapore's best youth team.
>>68127176
>medium pace leg spinner
As opposed to a fast medium leg spinner?
>>68127128
Never mind this is a statsy post
>>68127203
I bowl relatively quick for a leggie.
>>68127237
In other words you don't spin the ball at all and you just bowl slow-medium pies
hey guys I'd like to join the team
I bowl right arm medium fast orthodox googly and I bat leg handed and field normally at deep extra slip. I can also trim the outfield.
>>68127256
You know me too well. I have been "exposed"
>>68127270
>I can also trim the outfield
What did he mean by this?
>>68127270
Based third kiwi
>back in GOATney for the weekend at rents house
>2(two) trees fall on the house
>powerlines on the adjacent street literally lying on the street
>we somehow still have power
Absolutely surreal. I'm pretty sure we're the only property on the street that still has power because the cabling was put underground a few years back
>>68127004
The distinct lack of any other New South GOATmen deeply concerns me. This won't be a very good team I'm afraid
>>68127386
Excellent blog post, now tell us where you're gonna bat in the XI.
>>68127004
Gatelord here, I'm a fast-medium (in fourth grade) that normally bats at 8 or 9
>>68125695
>Australian cricket fans again completely and utterly unwilling to praise an opposition player.
Every time.
>>68127451
Opening bowler? Swing? Seam? Raw fast medium pace?
Come on man we're trying to select a flawless team here, sell yourself.
>>68127476
I'll praise guys like Steyn, Akram, Marshall, Ambrose, Holding, Walsh and Donald, but not Anderson
>>68127479
I can get a bit of seam movement, but swing is too hard for me tbqh. I do not open the bowling.
>>68127415
Opening the batting ofcourse. Only faggots like Kikeal Cuck hide down the order.
Also drop Spanish guy and B3K and replace them with Saxon and the German /bundes/ poster.
B3K literally doesn't exist. It's a meme I made up and you Kiwis forced by roleplaying as him.
>>68127579
Based third kiwi DOES exist you seething casual. The personality and elite truthbombs were there before the pseudo-trip status was bestowed on him
>>68127579
/bundes/ doesn't play cricket you dumb shit
>>68127619
'third kiwi' started as a reference to the Kiwi poster who was often around that was not daniel or statszhang. Though I'm pretty sure it wasn't one guy and it was just what we called all the Kiwis who posted here casually during/after the CWC.
It then turned it into a chad normie meme and became 'B3K'. That might have happened on /rug/ which is why you might have missed it
t. memeologist
>>68127672
I was LITERALLY the one who created the B3K title
>>68127671
Not yet, but it will
Anyway I'm talking about the guy who posts 'Cricket is gay' and watches IPL
Daniel messages me on last.fm and says he opens the batting
>>68127721
You know what? I dont care bud
>>68127672
This
B3K was the 3rd UoA guy from the days where everyone used to identify each other by which building we tooks hits in
>>68128020
B3K was married and works full time you retard
hello I'm from r/cricket
>>68128068
This is a new meme that came last year. Original original third kiwi was ages ago.
>>68127768
Daniel would be a "pace" bowler who'd try and make himself captain and would insist on angrily staring down the batsman after every dot ball in a pathetic attempt to appear intimidating
How do i stop drinking and gambing lads? Im literally living at a friends place with no money. I can get casual laboring work but i want to drink all the time with the money i make. I think WI will win tbqh
>>68128218
There was three kiwis, but the B3K was the third personality, freshie
>>68128295
He'd open the batting and block every ball, just like his hero
>Arguing about what specific kinds of shitposting and namefagging were real/not real
Australia setting the standard again for shitposting.
You dick sucking cucks better never show your faces in /hoc/ again.
Who's gonna be the token Australian commentator this time?
>>68128434
Slater and Healy, maybe Border
>>68128434
Slater will inevitably fuck his way into any commentating gig on the planet
Haha I just fooled you guys, it's me Ankush
reminder to fast for Ramadan lads
>>68128755
Based Usman
>>68128819
Never post details about your poverty cricket scene ever again
Has daniel posted about his cricket "skills" on leddit yet? I cbfed crawling through his posts to see where he'd fit in the XI. I know he's here ITT but he won't publicly admit it because he for some reason wants to maintain the illusion that he is """"""""retired""""""".
>>68128841
Yes, he's talked about how he can play Yorkers with ease and how he clean bowls Indian bullies
>>68128841
>I know he's here ITT but he won't publicly admit it because he for some reason wants to maintain the illusion that he is """"""""retired""""""".
its utterly comical
>>68128838
Don't tell me what to do young man! Haha
>>68128841
didn't he post about a game where he introduced cricket to a bunch of BSA exchange students and he wasn't even better than them?
>kuntykucka pathetically bumping his dead poomunity
>>68123944
>>68125289
>>68125554
>>68128053
>>68128455
>>68128841
>>68128971
>LE DANIEL XD XD
>IM SO INSIDE AND COOL LMAO
>RESPCT ME /CRIC/
>NZ BROS FOR LYF XD XD
>>68129069
I am closer to Daniel than you will ever be
>>68128971
daniel on athletic ability and hand eye coordination of a deformed chink watch
>KP’s top 10 grounds: Adelaide Oval (Australia), The Oval (England), Queen's Park Oval (Trinidad), Wankhede Stadium (India), Melbourne Cricket Ground (Australia), Kingsmead (South Africa), Headingley (England), Centurion (South Africa), Wellington (New Zealand), Kensington Oval (Barbados)
Radelaide on GOAT watch
>>68129254
Genuinely baffled at those choices, especially fucking Headingley
>>68129455
he's a bit of an idiot. He also said D/N Tests should not be counted in the stats. Kek.
Probably just salty he will never get to play one
>>68129254
>KP’s top 10 grounds: Adelaide Oval (Australia)
Adelaide confirmed for the worst ground in history
>>68129057
That's gentleben lad. He's a whole nother story
>>68129500
Adelaide's a city m8, not a cricket ground
Alright lads Daniel's our #10 batsman who is probably worse than the #11 but bats one higher because of autism blocking. Also designated nightwatchman
Anyone know what he bowls?
>>68129254
>Headingley
kek?
>>68129544
Daniel should open tbqh. He's literally modelled himself on being Cook.
>>68129510
Well its the worst city in history as well. Even worse than Melbourne. This is now fact
>>68129561
Cook can actually score runs though
>>68129544
>>68129582
>LE DANIEL XD XD
>IM SO INSIDE AND COOL LMAO
>RESPCT ME /CRIC/
>NZ BROS FOR LYF XD XD
LMAO
>>68129544
I should be #4, former yorkshire academy opening batter here
>>68129617
What's your official poosonality name, and do you bowl?
>>68129637
I'm just a british anon but for some reason it's been coming up with an american flag for me for the last couple of days. I used to be a proper bowler but I lost the ability to bowl leggies when I had a growth spurt, I sometimes get used as the steve smith bowl the odd good ball the rest trash see if he can get a wicket option
Current team:
1. Krazykrejza
2.
3.
4. British guy with an American flag
5. Mark Chapman
6.
7.
8. Devvo cunt (1st change bowler)
9. Gatecunt (other opening bowler
10. Daniel (swingbabby opening bowler, designated nightwatchman)
11. Wankush (spinner)
>/cric/ in charge of having batsmen
>>68129686
>NEWCUNT: THE TEAM
>>68129700
Alright goosey we'll include you but only if you prove it's you.
>>68129686
Statscunt should be at first drop since he is clearly the best batsman on the team.
Also I'm quite clearly the best bowler here so I'm opening the bowling (RFM who spams inswingers). if you have to move me down the batting order to do it then so be it but opening the batting is literally the most fun thing in the sport so I want to do it.
>>68129707
>LE ILL NAME DROP ZEROGOOSE TO MAKE EVERYONE KNOW I WAS SURELY ''''''''HERE''''''' BEFORE THE 2015 WORLD CUP
>>68129686
Is this the autism team?
>>68129732
Statsy is a memeswinger who has a SR of 105 in one day matches, I don't think he's suited for new balls of any sort.
And m8 you can't open the batting and bowling you're not fucking Ellyse
>>68129746
Based Matt
>>68129686
I can open if you want but would prefer not to, if we're short feel free to move me up ;)
>>68129784
I have a feeling that we have a serious surplus of dibbly dobbly bowlers and no big strong batsman, probably because batsmen are alpha and don't post on 4chan.
You think he's already started drinking to ensure adequate saliva reserves?
>>68129768
Lad I'm a bowler who memeswings. Me opening is the equivalent of David Willey opening.
In t20 I floated and would always be next in after 15 overs. In real cricket I batted at 7/8
>>68129686
Elitespouter at #3
>>68129830
Alright I can shunt you to 7, our bowling lineup at the moment is looking strong with the four horsemen of you, gatecunt, daniel and devvo lad, with some filthy pies from slowkush to fill in the gaps. What a pity we have no actual batsmen
1.
2.
3. Mark Chapman
4. British guy with an American flag
5. BSA #2 (can open if necessary)
6.
7. Krazykrejza (opening bowler)
8. Devvo cunt (1st change bowler)
9. Gatecunt (other opening bowler
10. Daniel (swingbabby bowler, designated nightwatchman)
11. Wankush (spinner)
this whole /cric/ thing is honestly the most pathetic thing i've ever witnessed. get a grip
>>68129880
It's called a general thread and they've been a pretty quintessential part of /sp/ for a number of years now lad. I'm sorry that you don't understand.
PS where do you want to bat in our lineup
>>68129879
>What a pity we have no actual batsmen
Exactly. I know that you WILL be forced to let me open the batting. Soon.
>>68129880
Ty ty
>>68129879
Joshy Reynolds opens
>>68129879
>filthy pies from Slowkush
Delete this.
Also, I can keep if necessary.
>>68129879
>>68129926
do it, make Wankush a keeper batting @ 11
>>68129942
Then who was spin?
>>68129959
I bowled leg spin as a kid and could through a few pies out
t. Gategod
>>68129959
Based Statsey with his left-arm orthos ofcourse
>>68129890
i don't want to be part of your dumb "team"
I can bat at 6 and be a keeper if needed
>>68129959
Well having a keeper is more important than a spinner. Mark can bowl a bit when necessary, right?
>>68129968
Isn't statscunt a chinaman?
>>68129973
You're not relevant enough to join in on a hallowed /cric/ tradition anyway
>>68129959
Daniel bowls some cheeky leggies too
>>68129981
Kek
I'm going to bed cunts keep completing the XI if you want.
Remember we need coaching staff, franchise owners and cheerleaders too.
>>68130007
Jynn can be the cheerleader
>>68130007
Goosey is franchise owner
>>68129974
What is your poosonality name lad?
Bumping for West Indies
>>68130186
ill see you for the 2nd innings lid
>>68129879
Threadcunt opens tbqh
>>68130348
Well that's logical
there's lads outside cutting down trees and screaming shit in the lebanese language
>>68130519
Based wogs
>>68130519
Wogs always talk so fucking loud. Its the only reason i dislike them
>>68130545
>>68130555
Yeah they're loud as fuck. The neighbours must be absolutely SEETHING because they're going to keep going for atleast another couple of hours
>tfw have the week off so I can NEET it up
this is comfy as fuck
just took an antibiotic lads
>>68130872
KEK
Enjoy your autism lad
I'm going to kill myself if Boland gets a wicket lads
>>68130908
already had it lad
Griged
hope australia lose today
>>68134482
Apologise to Krazykrezja right now
>169 posts
>6 posters
Nice pooinloomunity you got here, shrimp dicks
Is this man a meme because he's so shit?
Isn't this supposed to be the active time for your "sport"?
lads
is this the /hoc/ general?
>tfw being bullied by some BIG and STRONG AMERICANS.
haha
Overwatch is a trash, uninspired and entry-level shooter for kids and manchildren who want waifus in their video games.
Discuss.
>>68129707
found him lad >>68137593
>Joseph: "If Australia are to lose a match, this is the time to do so..."
what did he mean by this?
>Australia won the toss and chose to bowl
How many wickets will Starc get? I'm saying 8.
>>68138002
4 desu
>>68137593
It's fun for now esp with friends. When comp rolls out I'm gonna drop it. It'll become toxic trash like league probably.
>>68137593
>for kids and manchildren
like all video games
Interested to see Zampa spin tbqhwymf
do teams get 1 review per innings or per match in odis?
>>68138462
yeah
stream?
Way to waste a review Storc, he clearly edged it
>>68138481
>>68138491
>Stork
>>68138498
>>68138526
innings* didn't read
lmao
>STRETCHER
>Fletchfire
Is Bravo the black Alastair Cock?
>>68136529
That's summer, you retard.
You're not very good at this shitposting thing, are you?
>>68138984
it literally is summer
>>68139188
Summer in Australia, retard. It's winter over here.
So Hazleshit is McGrath 2.0 and Starc is Bitchwide lite?
>>68139264
>It's winter over here.
that doesn't make any sense. how can it be winter in june???
>It's a D'OHHHH NOICE episode
>>68139404
Because Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere
>No hotspot or snicko
Why the fuck don't the Tendies have it? Is it literally because they're too poor to afford it? I mean it wouldn't have mattered anyway but fuck.
>tfw no high test Guyanese lady friend to watch the cricket with
Who /stillawake/ here?
>>68139856
haha me lad
>>68139904
*pllrrrrp* whoopsie excuse me :)
>>68139856
>>68139904
For once you lads get to see how the other half lives. I've stayed up countless hours watching the end of tests and pyjamas, sometimes until 5 in the morning. It's nice to have a match on regular hours
>>68139927
haha *frruppphh* it's ok
>>68140019
>For once
I'm always up at this time lad.
[spoiler]Thanks for watching our sport[/spoiler]
>Make thread in the afternoon
>No one stays up for it anyway.
wew lad
Are rub n tug massage parlors /Cric/ approved?
>>68140252
I'm here lad.
Most people will be waking up early though.
>Pollard coming in soon
Gonna be interesting Starc bowling to him.
What score are we predicting for the Windies?
243 here
3 minutes until the real nigga hours start
>>68140721
Do you live in Kuala Lampur?
>>68140809
Yes I do lad
/:
>>68140675
>me
>NOIICEE GAZZA
>it's an Australian leg spinner gets likened to a new Shane Warner episode
OH noice Gazza noice
>>68141270
Oh noice Zampy bowling ZAMPYY
Just give >us the trophy now
>>68141358
Never reply to me again!
Would the Windies have had a better chance of winning if rain reduced it to a T20?
They're still playing without Gayle,Russell,Worst Bravo and Sammy
>>68141427
Noice
Ok well this is it for me lads. Inshallah Australia will be victorious.
nice review
Will the Windies break 150?
>it's a Australia win by 10 wickets episode
>>68141982
Based Narine will take 2 wickets
G A Z
A
Z
PARTY
A
R
T
Y
HARD
A
R
D
I had $10 on Zampa to take the most wickets for Aus, did I win?
>>68143602
zampa and lyon tied with 3
>FUNCH
>Khawaja
>Warner
>State teammates
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who /bong/ here?
lmao why do other teams even try to play us in one dayers? we're that much better than everyone else it's not even funny
anyone play this week? was the cup this weekend so played two games, got a huge collection of bruises in my back leg trying to meme swing at the end on a wicket with dodgy bounce, a huge raised seam down the middle of the bruise and red on one side, purple on the other quite pretty desu
>>68146950
it's winter lad
>>68147030
summer over here in royal britannia, it was a scorching 20 degrees up north today I got the old factor 50 out so no sun could fuck me up
>>68146950
I've been netting a bit but it's pretty damn cold here so the dew rocks up hard in the mornings and makes it pretty hard to practice.
Thinking about getting a wristy down at the parlor lads
>Commentator clears throat
Oh yes. This is a thriller.
>been falseflagging as a yank all across spee, getting 5-6 (You)'s per dumb post
is there any better feeling than this lads?
>>68147800
There is nothing more satisfying than getting (You)'s in life.
Here's my rankings of the most important moments in life
1. getting (You)'s
2. having your first child
3. getting married
4. graduating college
5. losing your virginity
6. graduating high school
