Let the meme magic roll on Edition
>>68114937
Is he eating?
>>68114937
last two numbers of this post are the days until thornton hangs himself
>>68114937
>tfw someone reposts your shitty OC
>shreks
fuck the faggot sharks
Europe sucks dick
>play at home
>still get out shot
LELLMMAAAOOO
Reminder that the shorks won't win a game in this series
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
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>SHITTSBURGH
REFPUCK
>yfw pongs fans are delusional enough to think Wayne Simmonds wouldn't be an upgrade on any of their RWs outside of Kessel
>>68115165
considering he's a pissburgh homo, that's a compliment
>baldnino
REMINDER
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>>68115173
They will win one so pens can celebrate at home
I hope one of the Pens just snaps Joe Thornton's fucking neck right on the ice. I would love it. Good end to his career.
>>68115165
scotland is the exception 2bh
>muh heritage
>>68115176
Just drop it, pseudokraut
>>68115181
I voted no but it would be yes for just one girl. ugh
>>68115231
>Austrian
>Kraut
Only one at a time m8
look at that whiny beardboi
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
lel how the fuck is that not a penalty on crosby tho
don't worry pensbros
crysby will get that call next time
>>68115280
>lel how the fuck is that not a penalty on crosby tho
>Crosby
I think you answered your own question
>>68115280
clean hit desu
no hook, no trip, just got in front of him and took him out
>>68115280
Cause he was already off balance.
>>68115280
Cause his beard is weak.
Jesus christ how many chances do the sharks need to finally take a lead?
That is just sad to watch
ALCATRAZ
is it because of who he is
>>68115259
What do you think the pseudo was for, boi
>>68115303
Kill yourself balkanigger
Ryu or Ken?
how do they have a normal camera height now when all playoffs it was a shitty really high camera
>>68115218
Thanks mate
You can come here and buy Whisky
>>68115262
DIS MANE IS RITE
Slavic radiation titties are the best.
>No Calls: The period
Question: are they just calling no penalties on anyone any more?
>>68115347
>Not Phil
>>68115346
>this butdevastation
loving it
>>68115347
Whichever is the one you can spam Haduoken with
>>68115373
they'll call them when it gets really out of hand
its the SCF man
>>68115373
Nope, because if they do, sharks will win.
>crosby gets held on to and tackled on a partial breakaway with no call
>sharks fans boo when a sharks player is tripped up and no call
i know they have never seen a stanley cup final game before but jesus christ
>>68115373
LET THEM PLAY!!!
>>68115347
Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!
>>68115353
Pls don't stop.
>>68115336
i think I should stop the memeing on that one friendo
gg wp
>yfw Bill wins the Kahn Smice trophy
>pongs fans crying for penulties
>>68115412
>ignore three sharks trips
>>68115352
I have been there and I hope to go back, Scotland is God's own country 2bh
>>68115313
>hops on his back, reaches around to the other side to pull him down
>clean hit desu
>>68115406
you can with both
>>68115347
Guile
>yfw Bill wins the Heinz Spice trophy
>>68115462
Sure if God were a depressed heroin addict
>>68115466
he more or less speared him with his chest, he didn't grab him, didn't pull anything
>>68115414
>the home crowd boos when there is no penalty call their way no matter what
Happens literally everywhere
>>68115488
kek
>fans of either team crying for penulties
>in a stanley cup final
fucking insufferable. good finals series should have almost no calls unless somebody like, fucking dies on the ice. look at Bombston/Vancouver from a few years back
HE WEDGES IT OUT
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF AT THE BLUE LINE
HE SHOVELS IT AHEAD
AND HE FLEXES IT ON THROUGH
>well doc we're really seeing a show down here tonight
>the bench is just electric
>back up to you
THANKS PIERRE, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS COULD BE AN ODD MAN RUSH
IT IS
HE WINDS IT UP!
AND LETS OF AN ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT!
...
IT HITS THE PIPE!!!!
IT HIT THE PIPE!!!
OHHH A RISING SHOT BUT
IT
WOULD
NOT
GO
>>68115455
YourAverageSharksFanButTaller.jpg
>dat dirty turd colored baby
nice fans shorks
>1OE THORNTON
>BRETT B00RNS
>J0E PAVESUCK
couture should have cheated with telekinesis
wow
fucking awful
who /oaklandseals/
pls make me a smuk frok
JHC the sharks blew it
>>68115530
>the most important games of the year should have less regulation
So what you're saying is, they should just be given one gun with twelve bullets and the lights should be turned off for five minutes in which all murders will be considered justifiable homicide?
>>68115537
What do you expect when 80% of the city consists of dirty Mexican gang-bangers?
>>68115501
Fuck off dude who saw trainspotting one time, Scotland is honestly great
who /Blues/ here?
>>68115501
It's great in small doses. Scotland not heroin.
wtf is beardathon
>>68115262
why do slav girls always look tired
>>68115530
Except that officiating literally handed Bombston the cup on a silver platter.
This isn't your everyday normal choking
This is advanced choking
This is.....................SHORKING
>mfw
my chips are all gone
pongs on their HEELS
sharks gotta find a way to score this period doc
>>68115595
Yeah because you don't live there and don't have to live with the suicide-tier weather
You wouldn't last 6 months
>>68115630
it was more the canuck's horrendous injuries imo
>>68115630
>ignore three Sharks trips on breakaways
>call a Penguin penalty
These refs are getting paid more money than Hillary Clinton.
>now there's a penalty
>it's against the pens
MAN THIS IS SUCH A GREAT GAME.
>>68115660
>>68115630
>>>68115595
>hongcouveites actually believe this
What the fuck is pavelski even doing
refpuck
>>68115650
I'm secretly canadien m80 their weather is a cakewalk
Who /Tracer/ here?
lel a small random trip gets a call but no other from either team that literally destroy plays aren't called
>calling that trip with all the shit that went uncallled
>>68115677
What is it with sharks and their teeth?
>>68115672
her friend is hotter
>>68115630
>Vancouver still this assblasted over their greatest choke performance yet
Maybe you should burn down the city again, that'll make things better
If the Shorks win, does this cancel out their 3-0 choke job against the Kings?
>>68115462
Nice, where have you been?
>refpuck to keep the shorks in the series and get more money for the NHL
>>68115681
>be-ruins actually believe they deserved that cup
>>68115711
it's hard to ignore a trip one of the most obvious penalties
>>68115732
now, that'll still be more significant than winning the cup for the first time
REFPUCK
>>68115681
not even a hongcouverite, it just stuck out to me when i watched those finals. they showed the canuck's depleted line up for game 7 and i thought that if it was that team starting in the first round there would be zero chance they made it to the finals.
>>68115650
I got sun burnt today its was like 19
>>68115707
I /tracer/
>>68115745
They won so yes they deserved it dumbass
>>68115203
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fuck Simmonds. Stay in filthadelphia. Never going to see him on any other teams wing ever.
>>68115689
thinking how to stand the urge for suicide with Thornton and Marleau after they fuck this series up
>>68115751
not today, cp spammer
>>68115751
MODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68115760
That blatant trip of Crosby on the breakaway with a stick around the front of his skate was easily ignored
>>68115751
Just like a nigger
>>68115734
Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Skye, toured around the North, Scotland is fucking awesome
>>68115794
>legitimately thinking Simmonds isn't better than Rust, Hornqvist and Fehr
>>68115798
Remember important relationships in your life. Also feels pass.
>>68115823
watch it again
definitely not a trip
who ANYONE BUT PITTSBURGH here?
>>68115751
Literally a nig raping a child.
Why are you mad risk?
>>68115784
It's not a win if it's given to you.
>>68115868
we dont even think about you at all
>>68115868
nah, still would take pittsburgh over boston, philli
>>68115867
>stick around ankle
What is it then? A San Jose hello?
>>68115868
so in other words who /flyers/ here
Tfw Murray wins the Smythe
Why is this thread so slow tonight?
Always suspected /sp/ is full of normies
>>68115887
I'm sure Brad Marchand just looks at his Cup ring everyday thinking "this was given to me better just flush it down the toilet!"
>>68115907
his stick was in front of crosby
he was knocked over by the body
>>68115707
>>68115783
plebs
>>68115841
>being better
No. And def not better than anyone on the 1st or 2nd line.
>>68115958
Saturday night, nigga. Most poeple are working or getting turnt up.
>>68115868
That's elevating them beyond their actual importance m8, like they're not the manchester united of the league. If anything that's the Dead Wongs
>>68115958
It's boring
Goalies are the only ones doing anything
>>68115980
stop, you literally cannot win
for pissburgh the way of refpuck is religion
right now you're telling that man there is no god
>>68115958
most of us like to actually watch the game instead of just talk about it
>>68115960
He can't see the ring over his massive fucking nose.
It could be under his couch for all he knows.
>>68115958
It's not being broadcasted in the US nationally. So a lot of people aren't actually watching the game
>>68115568
here ya go famalam
>>68115990
He would be your #2 RW yuo dumbfuck behind Kessel
>>68115958
Everybody hates the pens and sharks have no fans
>>68115839
Nice. Im from the west coast(Rainiest place in europe for that other fag)
What a snoozefest this game is
>>68115936
>>68115946
>>68116030
So what? Most of the fags on this board here watch it via stream anyways.
>>68116043
>there's the perfect place and space for "OAKLAND SMUKS"
5/10 still a work in progress
>>68116091
>watching a stream and not listening to the radio or watching it on TV
shorks are getting swept. baka meme magic is real
>shorks all these turnovers
>penguins can't score
>everyone is low energy
What's going on?!
>>68116091
>majority of the posters here are poorfags
pissburg playing like piss
>>68116143
no shit.
>>68116141
san jose is a shitty place full of bad vibes and worse people.
>>68116043
Based anon
Have the seals smuk in their other colors
>>68116141
Poison senpai
>>68116143
>giving jewgers money
>>68116080
Tfw my homer memes are spreading
>>68116066
Yeah as I said I really want to go back, Scotland is max comfy and I want some more upscale haggis, it's delicious
does a dead pixel on my TV screen qualify it for replacement under my GeekSquad warranty?
>>68116141
The barbaric Trump protesters the other day sucked all the high energy out of the city
>>68116165
>making a smukfrog for a team that doesn't exist
linesmen are so fucking bought
>>68116141
California work mentality.
>>68116141
I don't know. San Jose looked like they had it in first period but now they're looking tired and only winning because the Pens aren't taking risks like they usually do.
>>68116141
>everyone is low energy
sounds like the team caterers aren't working hard enough
>>68116186
>>68116186
>being stupid enough to get a geeksquad warranty
>>68116175
>not having enough money where it doesnt matter who you give it to
anyone remember the craps vs pongs game where the pens would always fumble the puck and not actually complete passes
i think they lost that one
>>68116143
>Willingly giving your money to cable companies regardless of how much of it you have.
>>68116201
You know what doesn't exist anymore....
A Cuckadian team in the playoffs
>>68116256
>Can't afford a radio or a PC or mobile for I-heart radio
>>68116201
I only requested it from smuk anok because I'm an A's fan and would drop the shorks if they ever came back.
>implying
>not calling that trip
What the fuck
>>68116201
It did exist
It was more succesful than Blue Jackets and Coyotes
>>68116249
That was literally every game
I'm still surprised the pens won that series. But then again it was the >caps
>>68116249
pongs are guaranteed going to lose this game unless meme magic happens in the third
>>68116143
"I'd rather pay for cable than watch a high-quality stream at no additional cost"
>>68116303
>Year 2016 A.D.
>Using radio
Was that Lovejoy again?
BANG!
SSSSSCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRR
RUH-ROH
>>68116248
>>being stupid enough to get a geeksquad warranty
first time they gave me a free TV stand if I got the warranty, which paid off when one of the speakers stopped working so i upgraded my tv to a new one, talked them down to $50 for the warranty from $100, plus $20 off on the TV itself
honestly the salesmen are just told to sell the warranty whatever it takes, if you get them to go low enough it can be worth it
SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Why do these fucking Shorks ALWAYS get scored on in the last 2 minutes?
AYOOOOO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
Oh fuck yeah dude
>San jose fish
welp, good series, shorks
also fuck you Joe Thornton
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
ITS FUCKING OVER
THORNTON TAKES HIS CYANIDE CAPSULE
It's a pongs score at the end of the period episode
I hate reruns
Who /prefersthecompanyofmen/ here?
SSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>all these random goals
well gg
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
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>>68116193
this is true. im glad these cucks are choking.
>>68116193
Anyone that is critical of The Lord Emperor Trump Daddy pays the price
Patton Oswalt Wife Ded
Bernie baby SIDS
Shork spics sweep in SCF
Getting Biblical up in here, another SCCCCAAAAARRRRRRR
WAY too shit the bed Shorks
Fucking Sharks man
rip in peace
go pens
there is 0% doubt in my mind that the pens are champs this year
Lovejoy knows he's a defenseman, right?
Defenseman is not supposed to be offenseman.
>still not a single lead this entire fucking series
Fuck this I'm tired, I'll fap and go to sleep
GIMMEFUEGAMAFIHRAGEMMEHDABUDIBIZIYA
its happening again
>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks
Hope you're proud of your refpuck shitsburgh
>>68116451
> Lovejoy knows he's
No
They're going to do it guys
They're
Going to get fucking
S W E P T
>>68116499
>>68116499
>ignore three San Jose trips
>San Jose trips themselves and go down another goal.
>>68116484
It's been a good run friend
this wouldn't be the first time I see the team I prefer get swept in the finals
>the vienna Capitals are the only team in EBEL history to get swept in the Final round.....TWICE
>mfw
>>68116499
IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS
could you be anymore fucking useless, california?
you had one job
ONE JOB
it's the pongs for fucks sake, their defense is complete garbage. this isn't even a cup-calibur team.
dubs and sharks lose in ot
Penguins penalties the period coming up.
IT'S GOING TO BE 3 FUCKING NILL
3 FUCKING NILL
I HOPE NOBODY IS APPLAUDING THIS
WHO THE FUCK WANTS A 4 GAME FINAL
>tfw shorks get swept
>shorks intentionally setting up a reverse sweep opportunity
bold strategy
It's alright San Jose, you can use the brooms left by Pittsburgh and give them to Cleveland.
>>68116555
goddammit
>>68116555
God damnit.
>>68116552
>Fliers
>talking shit about any team that made it this far
The Stars would have beat you, bro.
>>68116555
>>68116555
>Trips
Rev Lovejoy is the savior.
We did it lads
>>68116555
witnessed
>>68116555
It begins
>>68116467
TURN ON I SEE REEEEED
>>68116555
O G R E
G
R
E
>>68116555
Jokes on you, trips means we win
And if I get dubs we win 5-2
>>68116552
Flyers would have crushed both these terrible teams
>>68116555
whitness
>>68116555
hehe
HAHA
>>68116555
Witnessed
you think hornqvist is getting tired about him picked last in the 2003 draft? that's all these people can ever talk about when it comes to him
4-0 sweep would be the ultimate meme justice for how Trump was treated by San Blow-se and its mayor
horny is one attractive european, goddamn
>>68116636
In before trips means they lose in regulation.
Fucking sweep confirmed
oh well, at least game 4 is on free tv
>>68116642
no, they wouldn't have. but pongs fans deserve nothing good in their lives.
>>68116622
Sit down
We need to have a talk about your filename
Umm I thought the Western Conference was supposed to be good?
You fucking retarded Western cunts. Looks like you have no fucking clue.
Why do all furpuck players look like dumb rednecks that dont know how to use a razor?
SHORKS YOU CAN DO IT TOO
>>68116376
I got one for my Razer mouse because the LMB always busts on me after a year. 2 years coverage for $5 guarantees this one will break as well before then.