What did he mean by this?
>>68104664
me on the left
>>68104664
that he likes hanging out with his bros?
>>68104664
>it's a HAHA RONALDO IS GAY HAHA XD thread
>>68104690
is ronaldo a chubbychaser?
Who are these people? How do they now Ronaldo? Do they have normal jobs or does Ronnie pay them per blow job?
>>68104690
you look like the happiest one there. the millionaire athlete looks miserable.
great pic by CR7
>>68104717
I wouldn't be surprised if the short guy was a full time hired dedicated manlet to make Ronaldo look taller in pictures.
>>68104717
One of his mates is a professional footballer
Played for Charlton and Sheff Wed I think?
Is there ever a woman at one Christian's boat 'events', because I've never seen one.
>>68104664
Token fat guy
>>68104856
she's taking the pic
>>68104856
There are 'women'
>>68104753
Underrated
>>68104664
/wwe/ belongs in >>>/asp/
this picture was uploaded the following morning
>>68104856
>>68104938
>Mirrors Ronaldo! Think before you post!
What did they mean by this?
https://instagram.com/p/BDgf4GVBpVA/
>>68104690
Nearly made me spit out my tortellini m8
Good kek
He isn't gay. See >>68104960
You guys are just mad you don't have any bros to go yachting with.
>>68105024
nobody said anything about gay, lead filled burger
>>68104791
HAHAHA based Sweden
>>68104960
> one woman
> conveniently goes straight to lapdancing with ronaldo as he tries to look interested
does he know we're catching onto him espee?
>>68104664
the short guy at the front has a chubby
>>68105024
>"Oh, look a camera man. Better invite some wymynz on board for no reason at all haha :DDDDD"
#loveCR7
>>68104791
the fat one to make him look thin
the short one to make him look tall
the black one to make him look white
and the ugly dyel one to make him look like he lifts
classic
>guy with a boner on the left
>>68105157
literally me at Wet Republic
>>68105157
wtf
>>68105157
Is he from Syria?
>>68104717
Don't know about the others but the black one is a footballer and plays for Sheffield Wednesday. They grew up together in the Sporting Lisbon academy.
>>68105157
Jesus fuck
>>68105157
stop! you hit me in the feels. why must women be so mean.
>>68105183
same
>>68105157
this is heartbreaking
I find it cute that he always hangs out with his brother
>>68105157
>yea bro, I totally fucked her
>>68105232
>girls should want be to be groped and have sex with every man (even fat ones like one in webm) that approaches them
>>68104856
Bros before hoes.
>>68105157
lmao
>>68105300
he isnt fat, she does doesnt liek him because he is short (i'm a manlet so i relate). If he was 6 inches taller she would be the one pushing herself on him and you know it.
>>68105157
when will they learn
>>68105113
Literally this
>manlet in the foreground with Ronaldo accentuating his height
>Ronaldo's body covering that one DYELs body (of course he is tensing hard and giving his "Chad Look")
>>68105342
>he isnt fat
No wonder this country has issues
>>68105342
>he isn't fat
your wrong
>>68105157
>White "people"
>>68105383
he has a beer belly. fat is like the guy in Ronaldos picture.
Is Ronaldo the Movie good?
It's by the same guy who did Senna so I'm tempted to watch it.
>>68105342
>im a virgin because im short not because im a loser
i like this meme
>>68105415
Guy in OP is obese, guy in that WebM is deffo fat
>>68104664
Mirin ronaldos biceps desu lads
>>68105440
You are here on a Saturday night in the summer. I take it you have the time to watch a movie without it effecting your schedule even if its batman vs superman tier of shit.
>>68105458
do you have a penis? if no you can not relate to being a short man. I'm 5'6" and its hell.
>>68105232
You wot? I'm not even a SJW fem rights supporter, but that guy is clearly harrasing her
(with a fuckin boner in his pants)and she's handling it rather cool without calling the police or security, if you feel sorry for the guy you're probably a real life version of this Bud Bundy looking muhfucka.
>>68105440
I dropped it at the middle.
>>68105528
if the guy was her type aka 6 inches taller she would be grinding on him. Women love assertive men but because he is short she wants none of it.
>>68105342
If you think behaviour like in the WebM is acceptable, then you're a virgin because you're a fucking creep not because you're short
>>68105577
when will you learn
>>68105157
looks like giuseppe rossi.
>>68105157
lel thought it was gotze for a second
>>68105493
>You are here on a Saturday night in the summer
fuck what am I doing
Why are European men gay?
>>68105594
your virgin is showing. chicks like guys that do that but only if they are their type. If you tall and handsome you could go to any pool party or club and do exactly what this guy did ESPECIALLY to a black chick. Black chicks love outgoing white guys.
>>68105493
Friday night is the one lad, everyone stays /comfy/ on saturdays
>>68105620
How? This guy is slimmer
>>68105628
Do you know that Silent Hill game where the guy doesn't leave his room as the world around him gets crazier and crazier?
>>68105620
>let me irish up my coffee before the match >>68105664
>>68105440
You should take a better look at the Gay section in Pornhub mate.
>>68104664
why is the manlet sporting a boner?
>>68105652
I'm fucking 5'7" and have no issues with girls, you're probably just creepy
The way you're writing is reminiscent of someone who spends too much time on /r9k/ so I'm going to assume that's the case
>>68105646
european women are terrible but men are total bros
gib dixie gf
>>68105695
compensating for height
>>68105652
>your virgin is showing
>makes this post
you guys are funny
>>68105232
>drunk skinnyfat dude in snap back rubs his boner on you and tries to finger your arse
>wat do
>>68105697
let me repeat, i'm white and short. you beaners can date fellow beanettes who are the height of a sack of potatoes.
>>68105697
>>68105683
no I dont but I can relate
>>68105746
Why does that girl look like pikachu?
>>68104664
Did the manlet purposely pop a boner to make his dick look big?
>>68105730
I'm white too, lmao you know literally nothing about normal life
>>68105628
we are gonna make it Federico.
>>68105779
She is finno-ugric.
>>68105342
>he isn't fat
>>68104960
There isn't one picture where Ronaldo looks comfortable kissing a girl. If I could feel sorry for a billionaire footballer, I'd feel bad for him having to hide who he really is from everybody.
>>68105814
how do i get a gf
>>68105342
when will they learn?
>>68105157
>/sp/ at the pool party
>CRISTIANO RONALDO has admitted “personal problems” have been behind his up-and-down form this season. Last week it was claimed on French television that the Real Madrid star, 30, was flying to North Africa three or four times a week after training sessions for 'cuddles' with Moroccan kickboxer Badr Hari.
>>68105942
more likely /pol/. they secretly want the chocolate booty but get rejected so go 14/88 about it.
>>68105897
>go up to a girl
>say you can guess her number without knowing her
>say wrong number
>she says it's the wrong number
>ask her what the right answer was then
>get her number
>text her your penis with a message saying "u want some fuck?"
>???????
>go on /r9k/ and complain about girls
>>68105652
M8, his dick is hard.
>>68104664
>implying hanging out with bros isn't 10 times better than hanging with chicks
I mean I know plenty of you don't even leave house but at least don't talk stupid shit.
>>68105294
kek
>>68105697
>have no issues with girls
Sure thing little buddy
How does it feel to be forever a child
>>68106056
Right, but he's still clearly very gay.
>/sp
>people talking about manlet's dick
>>68105157
The Reee never ends.
>>68104791
He's Ricardo Regufe.
https://pt.linkedin.com/in/ricardo-regufe-52b3b149
He's Ronaldo's "plus one". They broke with their "girlfriends" at the same time kek
Where's Shanta?
>>68105157
Wow last time I tried I wasn't rejected so bad but it was also a nightclub. Dude is in broad daylight.
>>68106139
What do the Portuguese think of Ronaldo? Do they all love him still or are people sort of worried about him affecting the nations image?
>>68106113
How is this picture gay? Or any other? Don't you think if he was gay he wouldn't be doing this kind of shit if he really wanted people to not talk about his sexuality, he would probably post pictures with him surrounded by chicks.
People who call Ronaldo gay are probably people who see teammates shower after practice and call them gay or see two girls kissing at party and call them lesbian. It's just fucking stupid and doesn't make any sense whatsoever, it's childish logic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mCJ-LsXX6A
>hating on based ronaldo
literallywho cares if hes gay? are you seriously >implying that if Ronaldo invited you to one of his gay yacht orgies, you would turn down the offer?
>>68106608
this
there is litteraly nothing wrong with being gay anyway
>>68106608
>implying i would go to fagaldo's yacht party
i'll wait for an invitation from messi tyvm
>>68104664
>ppl on this board think ronaldo is jacked as fuck
>its auschwitz mode for /fit/ standards
>>68106340
Let me put it this way: If you say something slightly bad about him it's because you're jealous of his success/money/cars/bitches.
That's the general opinion here.
Is Ronaldo a faggot??
Why is he so based and sexy?
>>68106744
>not going to both
>>68106751
Ronaldo's torso is /fit/ as fuck, his core and chest are massive. His arms are DYEL tier because big arms are just dead weight in football.
>>68106953
why would i want to go to ronaldo's boat party? it's full of jacked homos anyway
>>68106743
if you can;t get a qt3.14 the next best thing is to get dominated by a bwc.
>>68106953
>this is considered "DYEL"
Why does it always seem like everyone on /sp/ is some bodybuilder?
If Ronaldo brought you on his boat and asked you to suck his dick, would you do it so you can say that you sucked his penis?
>>68107062
Just his arms, because they are pretty thin. His biceps are only a bit bigger than mine, and I'm a skinny skeleton. The rest of his body is god tier though, literally chiseled by the gods.
>>68107195
i guess his forearms are a little on the skinny side, but his arms are all muscle. way better than your typical american or whatever who might have larger circunference arms and forearms but because they are just more meat, not muscle
>>68105652
>Black chicks love outgoing white guys
I think that they're not always sure if white guys are actually interested in them. They're also probably used to black guys who usually come on pretty strong.
>>68104791
he is, he was actually fired after this picture
>>68104717
the fat one is his security guard
>>68106807
lol fuck off halfof the people here hate him
Is he more autistic than Messi?
>>68107787
both are 4chan levels of autismo. If Cr7 and Messi werent footballers they would be like Chrischan.
>>68107916
>tfw 2 best footballers in the world are just like us
>>68107546
JUST
>>68105746
Why are slavic women so fucking hot while male slavs look like shit?
>>68108324
Slavs have round facial features, and round facial features look cute/feminine on women, but usually awkward on men.
>>68107546
when will they learn?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qcyAHmiKCY
anyone know what this song is?
thanks
>>68107546
kek, based pt
ronaldo's on his tippy toes slightly as well. i'm not sure if he had begun to realize his manlet-double was acting out
>>68105157
damn
>>68106744
>Messi
>Doing anything at all outside the pitch
>>68109029
he goes to the Chuck E Cheese to play in the ball pit and eat pizza
>>68106608
This.
I'm not even gay, but if a Chad like Ronaldo hit on me, I wouldn't reject him desu.
>>68109585
I'm not homo too but if Ronaldo wanted to fuck my ass in change of his relationship + 10000s of bitches and fucking huge parties I would be down immediately
>>68105157
>be unattractive, uncharasmatic manlet
>go up to subpar black girl and think she'll be all over you because you give her attention
lel
>>68109945
what's subpar about her
>>68108863
She's probably wearing high heels.
>>68109991
eh, she's actually above average. I was just trying to make the point that he went up to the one black chick (who is pretty, but not a dime piece) with the expectation that she'd be a lot easier than all of the blondes around.
>>68110001
Yeah but for some reason they still want you to be taller than them in heels
>>68110001
There's like a 7-8 inch difference between them so she's got a few inches on him without heels. So he's a manlet unless she's super tall, which she almost certainly isn't since tall girls are too insecure to play up their height like that.
>>68104664
There's always a fat guy in anyone‘s gang
>>68110361
>tfw fat guy gang of one
shit, you're right
I am the only one thinking his friend has a boner?
>>68110518
Why are you staring at his penis?
>>68110518
didn't even notice you bender
>>68110562
men compare penises to establish group hierarchy
the fat guy might be the owner of the boat , alot of these athletes borrow boats , planes houses of real rich people who want to hangout weeith them
>>68104729
carbs make you happy
>>68104856
bros before hoes
>>68104960
token girlss for the cameras
