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>England's brave Andy Murray edition
http://news.arseblog.com/2016/05/ramsey-the-banter-is-flying/
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1st for fuck arselel
>>68104615
2nd for oh holy shit do you even know how to make an OP
>leaving arseblog link in
>linking to wrong old thread
just downed a glass of ice cold water and poured another glass on my head. now coating toothpicks in vinegar and shoving them in my gums in fury. heads gone. about to take a bunch of sleeping pills and get rid of today. horrid horrid horrid. broke most of the keys off my keyboard too
>>68104711
Who are you?
Turned down a night out lids. Gonna spend the evening brain storming new /bet/ characters.
Down unreal. Not sure how long I can mentally keep this up desu
worst OP is recent memory pmsl
Down so UNREAL. Decided to make the new thread. Can't even do that. Having an absolute mare today lads. No more comments.
costa rica $
>>68104402
Sorry, I have to listen to Luca Fury's podcast first that I use as a crutch sometimes for my personal analysis. Card starts in 3 hours so there's still much time for bet placement. I'll be monitoring the whole card as well throughout the night for in-play bets.
Would genuinely pay Euan £100/month for his tips.
Get a smaller group of people paying more so can earn the same but lines dont go as quick.
Implying Murray will won.
>>68104868
Okay fair play mate
JUST 1 SLOVAKIA
>>68104649
i like your colourful extra flag :)
>this OP
going to be a DAC thread I can just feel it
>>68105079
Thank you Somerset.
>>68104790
Make one called Pedro pls
/bet/ needs more hispanic influence desu
>>68105107
Nacional -1 simply does not lose tonight
Here's a updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
>>68105230
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
>>68105273
>tips a team because they are "simply the better team"
pmsl
>>68105230
Who's the cutest trip :3
>>68105431
http://www.enspor.tv/canada-women-brazil-women/187594/
Please feel free to watch and tell me how to write it any differently
>slavs
well fukc
So did i win anything?
>>68105589
what? no
>>68105447
Uni, saw his pic
WHAT THE FUCK SLAVS
How big is one unit of a Euan tip for you? Personally, £20.
>>68105609
Why? I thought I won if holland won with that bet? did i misread?
>>68105686
£125
who is euan
>>68105690
Yes, you did. -0.5 from 2-0 is to win by at least 3 goals.
And on the off chance that this isn't nibs. Why didn't you put more than £1.67 on if you thought it was them to win from 2-0 up?
LONDRINA 11111111111111111111111111111111
anon so based
>>68105480
pmsl both teams equally tez. Unders huge
>>68105769
Ohh i see I'm retarded sick
the hell happened to the costa rica vs paraguay odds
either i misread them earlier or all of a sudden theyve completely flipped
do france even want the 4444444444444444444?
>>68105774
right right, I'm new
>>68105743
>>>/brit/
fuck off you spastic student mong
>brazil women just passing around the defence
zzzzzzzzzz
>>68105808
tenner on overs @9. Should be heaps of injury time
Love Island so tez
Both teams are fairly evenly matched but Costa Rica have done poorly in 3 of their last 4 Copa debuts.
Paraguay are strong underdogs (they knocked Brazil out last year) but have seen a recent slump.
Costa Rica without keylor navas. Joel Campbell starting.
Verdict:
>bankroll on Costa Rica
>>68106212
>not knowing Paraguay are tough as nails
>tfw Ramadan soon
sweating tbqh
>>68106484
LEE
E
E
Guess the TT
gentle reminder to vote LEAVE on the 23rd
Who /infidel/ here?
Everyone post their /bet/ TT POWER RANKINGS
Pro tip: ARP must be at the top
Addicted to Haribo lads
>>68106779
rings >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>68106752
List of /bet/tors https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms/following
>>68106752
no one cares about tt you smelly paki
>>68106709
i am.
for the simple reason that one day, the eu will force us to switch to the euro. it will happen if we remain. martin schulz has said he wants 'one europe' and 'one currency' (paraphrasing).
Really not sure if Euans tips came up as notifications. Missed both of them tbqh
Dominate the game and get shafted by a jammy long range FK. just boring really
>>68106752
1. ARP (BT tips)
2. Everyone else
999999998. Big_Al
999999999. ARP (Non-BT tips)
>>68106752
Euan is better than ARP
>>68107160
pmsl trip on pal
>>68107116
BT has been tez lately. ARP's own tips are dece, just shit at staking
Literally why isn't everyone on here following me?
>bengarrison suddenly thinking he's a big name after performing a smed better than a coin toss
kek
Lads, I just want to stick £20 in an account with somebody.
Anyone offering decent introductory free bets or anything?
>>68107392
Post your TT mate
>>68107561
better to put 200 or so in to take advantage of them matching your deposit
>>68107606
https://tipstertube.com/profile/absolutelyrektpmsl
>>68107633
Mate, I'm pretty rich (accounts manager) but most of the reason is because I hold onto my wonga like a jew.
>>68107714
yeah? So surely you'd want to take full advantage?
>>68107714
would love to test your chin
>>68107714
Good character
>>68107714
would NOT let you manage my accounts pmsl
>>68107714
>accounts manager
Can you manage Juveguy's TT account? LEAKING pretend money atm
>>68107813
Nah, I know I'm in the wrong place for "just a bit of fun XD", but I'd rather spunk £200 on Warhammer or even on a nice meal.
>>68106484
This desu. Gonna spend the days researching for the night lid.
Reminder that your "god" doesn't care when you eat
Reminder that Islam is the worst religion
>>68108350
what a fantastic excuse
>>68107284
Hu da fug r u?
>living in an area with enough ethnics to actually match one on Tinder
How long after a match is it weird to message someone? About a fortnight ago a genuine qt matched me and a total tumblr slag later the same day, reckon I can play it off?
>>68108487
immediately lid
>>68108350
Going on a cut anyway lad. Might as well participate.
>>68108487
I've messaged girls after months when I've been bored on the loo. Made some good bets too on tinder
Also Kurt wants on DNB on Florida Surf
Plus got a potential bet in an hour or so, stick around
Why are there so many pakis in these threads now?
>>68108622
Mark used to scare them off but now he's dead they all came flooding in.
>>68108622
It's just me and a few characters I've created
>>68104615
>Murray
>England
Pick one.
>>68108622
the country's going to the dogs lid, it's inescapable
>>68108622
Why are there so many pakis in this country now?
>>68108680
t. bengarrison
is this the famous American 'wit'?
>>68108680
pmsl what a blunder OP has made. His face must be redder than my Euros outright book
>>68108358
>>68108399
Can't wait for you infidels to get beheaded tbqh
>>68108734
mass migration. Doesn't explain this thread, nor why a non-white person would ever come to 4chan
>>68108743
>blunder
actually giggling rn lid, missed you x
>They don't know Murray was granted English citizenship after winning Wimbledon
>>68108787
Why wouldn't a non white come to 4chan? Half the Americans on /sp/ are black or Mexican. A black tripfag posts in these threads occasionally
>>68108871
Who?
>>68108871
>Half the Americans on /sp/ are black or Mexican.
no they aren't. there been like 3 documented nigs on 4chan. redwood, tensnake and that other weirdo
>Why wouldn't a non white come to 4chan?
Same reason you wouldn't find a white person browsing WSHH or black twitter. it's about as far away from nig/paki "culture" as you could be
>>68108932
>/bet/ is white culture
>>68108917
Albania.
Not to mention Euan is from Scotland and therefore not white, and even BritTurk is a paki.
Come to think of it, the only white tripfag who contributes actively is JWest
>>68108917
Sam Rothstein or something, the guy with 10 kids.
>>68108932
You're out of touch. Half the NBA thread is black. There's even a black with a brit flag who browses /bet/ too. Most of em care about being called a nigger as you do being a cracker.
>>68108994
>implying the J doesn't stand for Jihadi
a Jihadi west is his true aim
pmsl at the ref in the Aguilas game. Commit a foul and you're in the book
>>68108994
Why do you asume JWest is white? Because he supports Chelsea? Or because he has a job? Fair enough
>>68108819
>Scotland's brave leader
>>68108963
black people can't type 3 words out on a keyboard without tying in unintelligible ebonics spam
>inb4 you accuse ironic use of 2bh, senpai etc. as being evidence they browse 4chan
>>68109108
I'm black and what you said is false.
>>68109108
Just shows how out of touch you are m8.
4chan is anonymous. Just think of how many (you)s you might've given out to non-whites
>>68109141
prove it welfarious
>>68109108
mad whitey detected
>>68109078
it's known he is related to fred west.
>>68109184
Prove you're white
He literally had to be walked off the field by two people lol his brain Is probably franzen tier right now
>>68109241
you go first
>>68108994
>Scotland
Ethnic groups (2011)
96.0% White
2.7% Asian
0.7% Black
0.4% Mixed
0.2% Arab
0.1% other[5]
England
>Ethnic groups (2011)
85.4% White
7.8% Asian
3.5% Black
2.3% Mixed
0.4% Arab
0.6% Other[1]
>London
45% White
Actually had to run to the toilet before I wet myself
>>68109072
pmsl
>>68109179
>how many fake tips jamal and mohammad have lost money on
fucking glorious, isn't it?
>>68109298
I'm not the guy who claimed to be black. I just think tou sound like an Uncle Tom
so close
>>68109413
Need a few ethnics so you can get a dece kebab lad.
>>68109344
>White Scottish
Just factually incorrect, get a grip you wog
>>68109435
Kebab in this country is shit all over pal. Go to Germany if you want a decent one.
>>68109344
>glaswegians
>white
Pick one
>I made a 14 option bet
>if I win I become a millionaire
>8 are right already
>6 to go
>>68109463
This desu, I consider only England and Wales White of the British Isles
>>68109413
Off-topic (but all this shit is off-topic anyway)
How do you work out what the minimum amount of white people there are if there's 98.8% whites?
tears if you can't tell the difference between a white/black/paki tip
>>68109500
Nibs?
>>68109476
I'd rather stay in a post-apocalyptic Glasgow than London right now.
>inb4 not much would change in Glasgow after an apocalypse
>>68109483
So you have a 1/64 chance for it to win? Not very good odds desu. Also post slip please
>>68109523
I heard ur mum's a connoisseur
>>68109539
Maths GCSE was a long time ago, apl
>>68109556
Hope you're voting LEAVE or they will make their way north soon.
>White bois discover minorities run /bet/
ayyyylmao
>>68109556
Went on a time machine the other day I Glasgow. Went back 50 years. Nothing changed.
>>68109556
this desu, at least the rent is cheaper and deprived areas of london are just as bad if not worse than the shit areas of glasgow
>>68109697
Want a large on you not to be university educated.
>tfw I will never be as shrewd as Kurt
>>68109651
Disappointed Clarkson isnt on the new Top Gear?
I will be voting Remain because we are stronger as part of Europe.
>>68109697
Shocking patter. Have a word.
>>68109718
Would rather stay in the roughest part of Glasgow and fight a junkie for my phone on the way back from a night out than a get stabbed by some nig
>>68109787
Lost your money lad. Studying biomed atm.
Who /chicano/ here?
>>68109561
Germany vs Hungary (Germany)
Ivory Coast vs Gabon (Ivory Coast)
Croatia vs San Marino (Croatia, 5+ goals)
Slovakia vs Northern Ireland (draw)
France vs Scotland (France)
Djokovic vs Thiem (3-0 Djokovic)
Andy Murray vs Stan (Andy)
Nautico vs Joinville (2-0 Nautico)
Now I'm waiting for Luke Rockhold , Cruz, Peru, Corinthians, Brazil and Grêmio win.
I say my chances are pretty fucking high.
Aguilas to have a man sent off at any odds you can get. Will refund you if it doesn't win
>>68109793
>I will be voting Remain because we are stronger as part of Europe.
always knew you were a limp left winger with a 3 digit roll and a 2 digit IQ
>>68109793
zzzzzzz nibs
>>68109895
Would love to test your handshake. I bet it flops around like a wet turd
>>68109793
Having a look through the yellow pages for the best chin tester in Glasgow to sort you out.
Still need Gooz back like air :^)
>>68109895
Large on your oldman being a skinhead on benefits who use to smash you when he went out on the last
Refuse to believe anyone claiming they are voting REMAIN isnt nibs.
Every reply to this will also be considered nibs so dont try to bait me please.
Frothing at the mouth at the thought of more Euan tips tonight.
Imagine not having your rent subsidised by the govt.
Wouldnt be caught dead paying those full rates pmsl.
>>68110103
just so you know, muh mackers has told his sheep followers to vote remain, as it benefits asia.
jokes on him when we inevitibly switch to the euro at some point.
Jani pls, do your 'job'
>>68110103
I'm voting for whatever jenny tells me to vote for
>>68110249
My post being deleted won't stop me giggling at the mugs paying rent in full pmsl
>>68110230
isnt most of PGA racist though? think a lot would still vote LEAVE (note: not saying everyone voting LEAVE is racist obv)
>>68110298
jen's voting out like every true conservative should be
>>68110328
nah they're a collection of very delusional and spineless wet lettuces, remember when The Don said people prefer others of their own race and the whole page snapped at him pmsl
>>68110328
not sure - i'm not in it. my ukip candidate is black. shuts people up fairly quickly when they try and paint the party as racist.
inb4 ban.
Lay england to finish top of their group in the world rugby U20 championship.
Nothing I've seen from them in the past year suggests they should be favourites to win the group.
Only match they won in the U20 six nations was against italy.
Small on scotland to top the group @17 because its value.
Let's talk about football or snooker, because the vast majority of you have awful views on politics.
>jack nyquist
tears
>>68110723
what are your views, euan?
please do not say snp supporter.
>>68110772
he will just post nibs. easier to hide behind the fence telling everyone they're stupid.
>>68110723
THIS coming from the least nuanced person in this thread. I am in tears
>>68110799
might message him on tt 2bh.
Kurt with the BOTY
>>68110723
Goffy Boy
>>68110723
We are waiting for you to tip something lad.
>>68110852
>The match is tentatively scheduled to resume at 7:35pm. #CINvRIC
Charlotte team is a bit weak apparently. Will have to wait and see.
>>68110772
I am not an SNP supporter.
>>68110772
>>68110832
>>68110852
actually, lets just stick to snooker. I've seen some of your views on football too.
>>68110929
thank fuck for that.
reminder that they effectively killed charles kennedy.
As someone who is qualified to speak on the matter, I will post a write up on the EU referendum in the coming week for you pals
>>68111057
we know you will vote to remain, lid.
>>68110938
>>68110723
Am I having deja vu or did someone post this before?
>>68111145
must just be deja vu, mate.
>>68111096
true, but I think it needs to be put in clear terms why the advantages outweigh the disadvantages in staying in, and I'd like to discuss why the cons really aren't all that significant
>>68111206
>impersonating me
>>68111216
Jealous at the amount of nibs you're about to receive
>>68111206
you actually believe that? baka lid.
>>68111269
CLT v TOR2 unders x
>tfw your phone buzzes
>tfw its a Hass tip and not a Euan tip
>>68111303
what
details now
>>68111269
Fluminense +0.25 available in Asia @1.7
Fluminense have been good so far this season and seem solid to finish in a top position this year to make up for the absolutely tez performance last season. They finished 13th (yet still above LaChupacabra) but their prospects are better this year. They’ve already shown their credibility as a top side this season with success in other competitions – winning the Primeira Liga and reaching the semifinals of the Carioca 1.
LaChupacabra have started their season well but I still rate Fluminense as the better team and they certainly shouldn’t be underdogs here, even if they are playing away from home. In fact, Fluminense have had a good away record, with only failing to draw or better in one game. I have had a Brazilian girl I matched with on tinder translate some interviews for me and it seems that Fluminense and their manager are eager to come away with 3 points from this game and jump into an early top 4 position. They do historically have a bad record to the LaChupacabre’s but I feel like they can ‘break the curse’ tonight with all the quality in their squad. I tipped Fluminense last week on a 0.5+ handicap in a game they were rated as underdogs and they came away with a positive result in a 1-1 draw.
I’d say that the hosts have overachieved desu so far, and will definitely be tested tonight. They have quite a few absences to deal with too, with 6 key players unavailable tonight. LaChupacabra look stronger on paper, having scored 10 goals already. BUT 4 of these goals were from penalties and one was an own goal. The fact that their top scorer is available tonight doesn’t faze me – of Rangel’s 6 goals 4 were penalties.
With all things considered the value is definitely with the away team tonight.
>>68111319
I know this feel.
Dunno why I am following him, never get on a single tip of his.
>>68111349
>Impersonating me
>>68111349
>have had a Brazilian girl I matched with on tinder translate some interviews for me
Pmsl, on
>>68111330
Fuck off
>>68111349
>Brazilian shite
Eventually you will learn Brazilian (men's) football is lotto shite
Tiny on U1.5 FH in Toronto II. Just took the end of 1.7+ odds in Asia so cant tip on tt. GL if you follow x
>>68111507
>pen
zzzz
>>68111440
My Brazilian bets have been fairly profitable actually, but then again I do have an edge thanks to tinderplus
Charlotte not to score looks like a decent bet desu.
>>68109886
Won.
Lots of notifications from kurt tonight
>>68111677
I suppose some Brazilian slags make for better judges than brasil on bloga pmsl. Asked my granny to pick a random team on soccerway and she is less of a fraud than brasil
Tulsa Roughnecks' pitch personally offends me. Where do I complain?
>Americans chanting through the national anthem
Isnt that a death penalty in some states?
>>68111926
Does she have a TT lad?
Also on Peru -0.75 for an addict bet, the difference in quality between Haiti and Peru is unreal, Haiti squad is made up of Red Cross missionaries who decided to settle down after the earthquake
The Cincinnati stadium camera angle makes me feel sick. Who do I complain to?
>>68112298
Big_Al
>>68112298
Janny will sort that out for you
>>68112298
zzzz
Was too busy cleaning up my vomit to get on Cincinnati
>>68112140
>the difference in quality between Haiti and Peru is unreal,
You don't know what you're talking about
>>68112596
And you clearly haven't seen the teamsheets
WHERE THE BETS @
>>68112746
Atletico GO @2
Or take -0.25 if you don't trust me x
How much you lids have on Brazil? Fiddy here
>>68112655
Peru spilling spaghetti on every attack.
Woodwork just as typing this.
>>68112854
Yeah just seen. Haiti haven't been threatening whatsoever though
>>68112746
Corinthians DNB@3
>>68112908
laying this
>>68112908
? 2.5 on bovada
>>68112928
>Laying DNB
>>68112853
paul robinson's bail money.
>>68104615
English people have such pathetic physiques.
>>68112984
excellent patter
>>68112956
Was @3
>>68112984
probably looks better than yours (nohomo), though he needs a shave
>>68112853
Just a cheeky 5er on BR -1
I'm a coward better
>>68113084
I'm just a slightly fatter version; not fat, fat but an extra stone or so. Not an elite athlete but not fat.Literally the exact same body type.
>>68113064
they lost to full time potato farmers who have part-time plumbling jobs last match, tu loco
>>68113064
>Ameribets moves lines
>>68113215
They beat Santos last match m8
>>68113244
The American Mackers, including losing every bet I make
>>68113319
just noticed google said half time, in this with you t b h
>>68112826
1-0
Anyone else get on the Paradise game? 95 minute goal ended my hopes and dreams
>>68113319
Is it still at 3 for you?
>>68113502
It's @2.7 for me now
Pmsl, jew365 offering 3.75 for Corinthians SW while Ladbrokes offering same price for DnB
night lids
>>68113574
It's 2.8 in asia
>>68113574
>>68113666
DNB I mean
>hit the post
zzzzzzz
Fucking brick wall Coritiba goalie
c'mon better team, fight and win
Time to get on Peru
Backing DC, in case it wins and I get at least a refund on my DnB bet
>>68113848
Uno
Can someone explain profit vs. yield to me, not trolling.
>>68114237
This, I get ROI - ie, if I put £30 in total for a year on so and so's tips, I'd get the percentage that is their ROI back, but don't quite get yield
Please score Corinthians, my wife's son is begging you
>Coritiba player commits foul
>they're the injured one
FUCKING TIMEWASTING BUSPARKING FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inplay2g uses a £ but also uses European thousands separator
???
Fucked up big time tonight. Off to bed. Night lids. Eyes on the fix tomorrow :)
cutting myself after that missed sitter
inb4 only 3 minutes of stoppage time
111111111111111111111111111111
Hello refund
Guess the TT x
