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Cage Warriors 76 in a couple bings
UFC 199 in 2 bongs and 15 bings for Fight Pass prelims
FS1 Prelims in 4 bongs
Main Card in 6 bongs
>>68104519
better
Good Op, OP
awooooo it's me the spooky ghost of the last thread ahwwwooo
i will keep haunting this thread until a link to the previous thread was posted aahhhhwooooo
>>68104519
is better
Great OP, OP
>>68104512
this thread
What is FOTN?
>>68104549
>>68104584
>>68104626
>american sperg
>>68104640
Halloway vs Lamas
in for based aussie webm man
>>68104584
>>68104549
Your autism is awful man. Creating thread wars is a million times worse than any OP could ever be.
>>68104640
Reyes-Kim or Ortega-Guida
>>68104640
Poirier vs Green
Or
Holloway vs llamas
Most well rounded, technical, and high skilll fights
nth for my boy
>>68104673
>15 posts left that no one will read
>"oh my god what is your problem you are overreacting!!!"
Lol
Upcoming events:
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68099854 → #
News:
>Mitrione is still mad about getting poked in the eye in Browne fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/3/11854042/matt-mitrione-vents-on-arrogant-d-ck-travis-browne-as-commission-case
>Rockhold thinks Werdum is a joke
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/4/11837034/luke-rockhold-not-surprised-joke-fabricio-werdum-lost-title-to-stipe
>UFC 201 opening odds
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-opening-odds-lawler-a-3-1-favorite-over-woodley-mighty-mouse-17-1-over-reis
Link for cage warriors
what is this i hear about pat barry being a pedo ?
>>68104744
What?
Cage Warriors live
>>68104784
Shut the hell up
>>68104743
terrible choice of boy
>>68104783
Source
>>68104805
I can type without talking, autismo. Try it out. Your parents are getting concerned.
cage warriors started yet?
>>68104687
Those are bold predictions.
>>68104640
Poirier/Green
>>68104829
Rockhold tier banter there 2bh
>>68104841
What do you guys do between fights and rounds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbx5C2ZX6w
lads
I'll come back after 70 posts more when you faggots are done playing thread bump war
>>68104862
>banter critic
I accept your defeat.
>>68104862
hey
>>68104880
I have a large salt crystal which I lick
>>68104813
delete this
>>68104761
Cool story
>>68104907
Are you a deer?
ngannou
>>68104743
No that's my boy.
>>68104880
watch commercials
>>68104512
>UFC 199 in 2 bongs and 15 bings for Fight Pass prelims
nice
>>68104891
>i'll pretend to take the victory so I don't have to take this vicious beatdown anymore
Kekmao kiddo
I won this
>>68104867
shit my stream has some music but no event yet
>>68104783
he was like 30 and was going out with rose namanjunas when she was 16 or 18
he also supposedely started grooming her when she was 14
>>68104951
You tell 'em, big guy
Reminder that Anastasia Yankova accepts BBC ONLY.
>>68103884
The omoplata was sweet though
>>68104925
back off. you can't have him.
>>68105015
Remember
Fighter with no tattoos > fighter with tattoos
Watch
>>68104913
>>68104512
see >>68104758 for times
>>68104929
Don't you know that ruins brain cells anon?
>>68105001
how has he not been arrested
sounds like slander to me
>>68104512
Finally an OP who knows no one has the time to figure out how time zones work.
>>68104922
haha n-no, I wouldn't be able to type with hooves after all
>>68105001
>he was like 30 and was going out with rose namanjunas when she was 16 or 18
Totally legal in most states.
Link
>>68105040
inkboy is giving the cleanskin a bad time so far, your theorem might just receive a significant blow here if this continues
>>68105001
>he was like 30 and was going out with rose namanjunas when she was 16 or 18
D A D D Y I S S U E S
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Alright /heem/ I'm heading to the Forum. I hope we get to see some awesome fights, some heems, Cruz retain and Bisping get an upset. See you all on the other side.
who is your fanfu
btw im a gay furry and I love cocks and I dress up in steampunk girls outfits with goggles and I could literally heem every single person in this thread.
>>68105184
Spit on Rockhold if you get the chance. Thanks.
>>68105184
Good luck!
who /claire/ here?
>>68105118
she was 18 if i recall which aint too bad but i do remember someone saying she was 16 when they started dating and he knew her from when she was 14 and he used to train her from 14
Whoever is also using this cracked UFC.tv account is a bitch, yo
who /fight pass/ here
>>68105118
>>68105243
Does it really matter? She looks like a little boy and was probably looking like a little boy back then too.
>>68105205
You'd like that wouldn't you
FOTN?
STAND AND WANG
>>68105333
Holloway vs Lamas
>>68105303
>tfw
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGPitARm5ca/
Thoughts on Steph Curry's technique?
>>68105324
That is why I asked
>>68105303
unironically the best 10 dollars i spend monthly
>>68105303
Here. Use it pretty much every day.
>>68105333
ortega vs guida
>>68104512
>Main Card in 6 bongs
Fucking perfect. All I need to hear.
brb, just gonna take a little nap.
>>68105393
Once a month I got down to my local ethnic food shop and get a Halal Snack Pack. That's the best 10 bucks I spend in my month. Second best is Fight Pass.
>>68105393
>>68105428
can't wait until they add the K-1 library they've been promising for the past few months.
>mfw I realized Conor will ko nate, floyd, frankie, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>68105303
i've been watching events for free for 20 years
>>68105464
takbir brother
>>68105501
be careful
>>68105446
ur such a bitch
>Not being a member of FBM and getting all combat sport content free, including K-1
>>68105476
There are legal issues surrounding it. They thought they got the k-1 library when they got the glory library, but glory never actually had the rights to sell the k-1 library or something like that.
>>68105446
>>68105495
You left out Overeem
>>68105501
Hello 189er
>>68105522
Watch yourself
Next up
>>68105495
Conor will never get another KO in the UFC.
Link
>>68105446
But you're gonna miss prelims?
Was a pretty good first fight too
>>68105567
literally would watch events before you were born
>>68105244
Shut up pussy, you know your mommy pays for yours.
>dominick watching food network while cutting weight
Urijah is finished
has cage warriors started yet? ive been getting this screen and ufc music for the past half hour
lads I'm worried Ariel might kill himself when Conor vs Floyd is confirmed
Yo anyone got a link? My fight pass is acting up
>>68105625
give me a stream
You now remember Cung Le
>>68105675
Lmao you're still on the EFN.stream
Go here
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-76
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-76
>>68105675
u need to go to the main ufc fight pass page then click on cage warriors. it won't switch automatically
![37337cb352[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uSXmwY9.jpg "37337cb352[1].jpg")
>>68105722
ufc.tv
>>68105720
The Ariel Era is over. The most dominant reporter in MMA is DONE.
>>68105303
here
>>68105720
Confirmed to what?
>white belts
Jaysus this French guy's getting bullied hard
>>68105668
That's my Netflix and tendies. I'm a samurai.
>>68105801
To tag team your mom you goof.
>>68105162
It has long term value
>>68105848
My mom is a coral belt
She would unironically put Conor and Floyd to sleep in seconds
Me in the middle
>>68105578
>>68105446
BLACK HELICOPTERS
>>68105879
>if i get these balloons in my chest people will love me
>>68105783
>>68105842
You're a good boy.
Thoughts?
>>68105939
LOL
>He bet on Bisping and Faber
>>68105952
Cultural appropriation.
>>68105872
Yeah I'm sure your mom is great at blowing guys to sleep bud.
WAKE ME UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
(save me)
>>68105971
>he didn't parlay Tate and Diaz
>he didn't parlay Faber and Bisping
>he didn't parlay Woodley and Reis
Rofl
>>68105952
Has anybody watched their show? I want to pirate it to see how bad it is.
>>68105952
he's darker than most of them anyway, his son looks like one
>he bet on Bisping and Faber
>>68105952
JUST
>>68106002
Why is Lawler-Woodley so narrow a line?
>>68105879
>rogan taller than Cody
Wtf is going on
Who is going to enter to win the UFC Fight Pass Fanatics Contest™?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbx5C2ZX6w
/nba/ > /heem/
all you guys got is schaub
>>68106003
It's actually very good.
>>68106048
That's all we need
>>68106038
Can you win if you have a cracked fight pass account?
>>68106048
All you guys got is refball.
Remember those months earlier this year where schaubposting went quiet? It seems to have come back and taken over the power of every failed forced meme that took its place.
>>68106050
List your favorite stand up comedians and half hour comedy shows. I don't know if I should respect your opinion.
>>68106094
I miss ngannou posting tbf.
>>68106094
It takes times of bitter deprivation to realize how good we once had it
>>68106048
schaub > curry
nignognou > leflop
uncle dana > silver
>>68106094
3 steaks a day MINIMUM
Thought we were gonna get a spicy banger for a second there.
>>68106158
>>68106125
I'm not mad at it, just an observation.
>>68106158
[calls usada externally]
>>68106172
Damn you USADA. You took our boy.
What is he thinking here?
>>68106172
That's a great bod, I'm not even mad at it.
Honestly hope we get Diaz vs jonny one day.
>>68106201
>too much too much of a man
>>68106201
>Buy my shirts for sure
>>68106223
Of course it is. His face just screams "I haven't had food in the past 2 days"
>>68106201
>I miss Bryan
Poor fat ugly girl trying to gain confidence. ;_;
>>68106275
JUST
>>68106201
>ywn bang the hottest chick in wmma
>>68106264
CANT WAKE UP
>>68106279
>>68106201
>yeah, this relationship is done, 100%, for sure
>>68106279
She's trying damnit
S-she can be my honorary baby girl
>>68106100
Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, Artie Lange, Jim Norton, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Nick DiPaolo, Patrice O'Neal, Colin Quinn, the list goes on..
Malcolm in the Middle, Seinfeld, NewsRadio, Scrubs, Arrested Development
>>68104813
You don't get to choose your boy
Believe you me
>>68106369
Welp, at least I know not to pay money for it
>>68106279
why does rose always look like she's about to cry?
Rank em
>>68106378
>Believe you me
Where is this meme from
>>68106232
>Buy my shirts for sure
>>68106410
t.casual
>>68106410
Listen to Bisping speak for more 5 minutes and you'll figure it out.
>>68106397
Because she's a 16 year old dating a black man 20 years older than her.
>>68106279
was she 14 when she started dating pat who was like 30 ?
>>68106405
I would unironically rather bang the womanlets in the cage
>>68106405
Chrissy > Vanessa > Britney > Arianny
no discussion
>>68105015
She can keep it
>>68106369
pleb
>>68106275
;_;
>>68106405
1,4,3,2
When is cage warriors happenin?
>>68106397
because she was abused by her father
>>68106428
>Current year
>Get Him to the Greek reference
>>68106428
So reddit really doesn't like schaub?
Seems right up their alley
>>68105675
That's what you get for streaming lol.
>>68106279
>tfw no bearmode gf
You can't be done talking to me dummy you're sitting right there
Remember this?
>>68106397
Here's Rose's brother. I think he's dockbro.
>>68106562
That decision led to her beating Coenen, so that's good.
>>68105939
>>68106604
how come he isn't as qt as rose
Johnson-Cruz II 2018 for the manlet weight title. Who you got?
>>68106558
m-my stats do all the talking...
>>68106693
Johnson, Cruz is going to sit out for a year or two again anytime now
>>68105625
Couldn't fall asleep. Gonna pull an all-nighter.
>>68106500
Probably intimidated by a real Alpha Male.
>>68106521
iktfb
>>68106670
cuter than paige's brother
>>68106485
seriously ?
>>68106738
Shit, Faber has a good shot at winning by freak accident. Good point.
>>68106778
Were you molested?
>>68106764
Should have taken your New Mood™.
Does anyone else make memes and heems?
I'm a heemer in the streets, memer in the sheets(I shitpost from bed).
What memes have you started?
I started the edgy brah meme.
>>68106781
yeah
>>68106778
Paige said she was raped and that's why she took up BJJ at a young age. Coincidence?
L-l-l
Ladies and gentlemen
>LE-LE-LE... apologies..
>>68106815
Not the guy you're responding to, but I was.
>>68106820
unironically the "you have 10 seconds...protip: you literally can't" meme on /b/
>>68106847
source please
>>68106820
I started Schaubposting. I can never forgive myself.
is this move allowed in mma?
>>68106820
>edgy brah meme
That is from Eddie went to a Bjj tournament and the hue reading his name off the sheet called him edgy brah. You started nothing, unless you're the hue that couldn't read and mispronounced his name.
>>68106820
no you didnt, i started the durian rider meme and the DC vr meme
>>68106820
m8 you have no fucking idea
I started the ABL and Americuck memes
>>68106873
I was too bud, an older neighbor girl showed me how to have sex when I was 5.
On the plus side, at least she was hot.
>>68106840
can i have a source on that
i know mark hunt said in his book that his dad fiddled diddled with him
>>68106889
You did not. I did.
>>68106905
Yep. JBJ hit it hard on Glover, and Holm's used the arm crank threat a couple times too.
>>68106820
I started the threatening other posters meme.
I unironically have contributed more /heem/ memes and OC than I'd ever take admit, because I think people would stop using them if they knew it was all from one autist.
>>68106905
>>68106906
That's blatantly false.
I coined the meme by combining that hue's mispronunciation with the 4chan edgy meme.
>>68106952
Can't be true cause that's literally how i feel
I'd like to start getting into the meme-making game, any tips from the long-time meme-making veterans?
>>68106919
she talked about it on TUF
>>68106908
>I started the ABL and Americuck memes
never heard of them
>>68106801
>Lewis "The Foot" Long
10/10 nickname 2bh
>>68106888
I really don't remember. It's true though. Her dad started taking her. She had a class with Ken Shamrock (?) or something.
>>68106922
Nice b8
>>68106964
https://youtu.be/nnt57vtEY9w
>>68106820
always making the new thread early
>>68106973
Keep it simple. Make it applicable to multiple situations. Don't force it.
>>68107098
Don't listen to this kid. I've been posting here 12-16 hours a day every single day longer than some kids have been alive.
>>68106973
be quick to react, but sure to impact
>Welsh MMA
I started the "heem musketeers" meme.
>>68106979
You best start believing in Americuck memes
Has anyone sustained injuries from training?
I screwed up my back years ago. Been in pain management ever since.
Currently on 40mg of oxymorphone 3x a day.
Sucks, but at least I get disability and get to stay high af 24/7.
>>68106973
Be peshent wiv it yeh
