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Next wave of elite national talent:
RUS: Scherbak, Goldobin, Provorov and Samsonov
CAN: McDavid, Fabbri, Ekblad and Murray
SWE: Ek-Eriksson, W.Nylander, J.Larsson and Dansk
FIN: Laine, Puljujarvi, Honka and Korpisalo
USA: Eichel, Larkin, Hanifin and Gibson
CZE: Zacha, Pastranak, Vrana and Vanecek
Thoughts?
Publix is good.
wtf look how long this guys arms are
>>68104447
>ragged
>rags
>>68104447
*pastrnak
the only likeable ruin outside of Bergeron and Krejci. (i actually like Poopa too, i love hotheads lol).
david pastrnak has a cool backstory that there's a youtube video of, if anyone's bored.
>>68104447
Russia confirmed Finland tier
America confirmed Sweden tier
Canada confirmed Canada tier
I hope /cric/ comes back! They were great posters, way better than mongols and canautists.
/hoc/ on suicide watch
Th for we would have destroyed the shorks and won the cup if not for pittsburgh refpuck
>>68104447
if sweden is allowed to include larsson then russia should be allowed to include the 40 year old russian the blackhawks signed.
3 points for geno tonight, boys.
>>68104600
>everyone talking hockey
>this retard still trying to start /int/ fights
>>68104678
>arguing about sweaters
>talking hockey
Once the finns get IP banned, you're next gordo.
Put 50 on the Sharks and 50 on a crosbae goal, lads
Did I do good?
>>68104707
They're jerseys arent they
>>68104629
>American hockey knowledge
>>68104447
>ragged
@68104707
No more (yous) until you stop intposting, caitlyn
>>68104771
When hoc memes go to far
>>68104755
Yes. Only pathetic Canacucks who desperately try to be relevant call them sweaters. see >>68104778
Anyone under the age of 40 who calls it a "sweater" is a tryhard
>>68105028
>mad
>at words
post more of this smug fuckin pig
>>68105126
Some make one with bill
>Laffs
>>68105126
stop forcing reddit memes
Beards
>>68104447
Okay who wrote that
>>68105419
A canadian
I'm organizing my picture folders and came across this you guys remember this faggot?
>>68105521
What a homosexual name
>there will never be an era of elite goaltenders such as Roy, Brodeur, Hasek, Belfour and Vanbiesbrouck again
>>68105521
>>68105556
I remember him being pretty chill and your failed attempt at doxing him expecting "we r leguyn" responses but instead getting called an underage faggot and laughed at by the entire /hoc/ community.
Now you're trying again but we're still just going to laugh at you.
>>>/b/
>>68105603
Jimmy you moved?
>>68105521
are u homosex
>you will never be drafted to the Jets and get a qt Jets gf like Laine will
>>68105595
thank god. if we had those goalies with these current goal-scoring levels, no one would ever score again, except on finnish goalies
>>68105707
Imagine Stan Lee finals with Prime Brodeur or Hasek against Gretzky and Messier
>>68105707
>goals are scored
>33% are disallowed due to ticky tack slow-mo offsides reviews
>NHL wonders how they can increase goalscoring
its almost like they should just allow the goals that are scored, or something.
What is the meme landscape looking like for tonight lads?
>>68106060
>shorks
>>68105696
>qt
>shittipeg
I know it's a literal who city Sven, but wpg might legitimately be a step below detroit and windsor. Laine better bring a """"qt"""" from finland if he wants to fuck something beyond a drunk abo junkie hambeast.
>>68106148
He's bringing his mom
Connor McDavid
>Speed babby
>Relies on European dangles
>Has a Junior tier body
>Cries when he's injured
>Captain for the Otters in the OHL and never in the NHL
>Matt Hendricks from Minnesota
>Hustle, Grit and determination
>Blocks a shot with his dick and nuts then gets up to block another
>Alpha male who fights against the league's toughest (Lucic, Boogard, Probert, Semenko, Rypein, Chelios)
>Captain for Team U.S.A and wears an "A" in Edmonton
>>68106060
heavy shorkening with intervals of billposting
expect early scaaaaaaarrrrrrr posts throughout
>>68106229
get back over the border chubs you faggot
>>68106229
nice proxy, Minnesota
>>68106229
McDavid has the intangibles though. He's a generational meat n potatoes talent that not even Hendricks can compete with in that department. Agree with most everything else though.
>>68106148
>you will never have sex with an eskimo
>>68106399
>based craig will never come back
>>68106438
>you will never be Craig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV63s6fsx6I
>>68106399
just go to Finland, m8
In fact, you guys have a bunch of samoyeds, too.
>>68106575
>samis are the same thing as north american inuits
That's racist you fucking cis scum!!!!!
>>68104625
Feels good to see all yinz faggots bitching .
>would you like some cheese with that whine ?
>>68106648
they basically are tho
>@koshtorontosun
>Laine hopes #Leafs have hard choice between him and Matthews
KEK he really does not want to be drafted by shitterpeg
>>68106699
Yeah, and you're pretty much an albanian
>>68106675
Tryingtoohard/10
>>68104566
His dad died of cancer and he had Mono and got a concussion when he was little... boo-hoo, bitch. Le sad story player. Fuck Bombston.
>>68104447
>lists Laine and Puljujarvi
>no Matthews
>being an insecure Cancuck
kek
>>68106746
>@GinoRedaTSN
.@PatrikLaine29 just told me he'd compare Matthews and himself to Toews and Oveckin. Says will take him 5 yrs to be like Ovie @TSNHockey
>>68106772
Mad at words / (fuck ) ( you)
>found the sharks fan hahahahh
>pens in 4
>>68106783
Edgemaster
>>68106838
I'm a pens fag you're just a faggot
>>68106835
>Toews 3 cups
>Ovie none
kek nice comparison you dumbass mongol
>>68106835
i like that level of confidence, but at the same time, i hope he never scores an NHL goal and in 5 years he's playing in Liigga.
>>68106783
Joke's on you, I like him even more now that I've seen this. :)
>>68106746
its over before it even starts
>>68106835
Can't wait for his smug as fuck interviews between periods 2bh
>>68106891
He's lucky he's white, can you imagine if Evander Kane said shit like that before going to winterpeg? kek
>>68106997
i feel like evander kane said he wanted to or was going to score 40 goals recently. hell, maybe you're being meta and that's the joke you're making, but i don't think race is something to try to be funny about at this point in history. namaste
>>68106997
God damn I love being white. You know how when you have marker or your skin you feel like it's dirty? I wonder if niggers always feel like that
>>68107068
>68
one post away from making a good post. well, it was a meat and potatoes post, the effort was there.
>>68107055
Why the fuck not
>>68106763
t. sami
>>68107055
No.. literally just saying can you imagine what a shitshow it would've been. They got mad about him apparently not being nice to waiters at restaurants. If he'd made comments like Laine? Ohhh man.
Winnipeg is basically pretty similar to most states below the Mason-dixon line, just with atrocious weather
>>68107266
i don't think you understood my post, gordie.
>>68105595
>Vanbiesbrouck
>>68107266
Winnipeg is a hell hole and one of the worst cities in Canada/USA.
t. Went to Winnipeg a couple weeks ago
>>68107177
t. englishman
who /already drunk/ here?
>>68106835
his confidence is through the roof
>>68107664
i'm still drunk from last night, get on my level
>>68106867
Let's fucking go lets go pens
>scratch my back will a rusty hacksaw
>lets go pens
>just like 09 pens win the cup then steelers win the bowl
>>68106835
>Laine doesn't rate pulju
>>68108025
That's why I started early 2bh
>>68107711
he's already established the love / hate personality in NA.
gotta say I enjoy his blunt quotes and bants, it's good for NHL
>>68108307
will he reach mikael samuelsson-tier bluntness? that guy was on another level, gave hilarious interviews and quotes
The best part about Laine going to the Jets means we get to watch him on TSN.
>>68108061
he actually said that if he would be the gm, Laine would draft himself 1st and then trade for Puljujärvi :DDDD
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/patrik-laine-oozing-confidence-thinks-go-no-1-overall/
absolute madman :DD
>>68108307
i love it when he just goes and says to the NA media that he thinks he should be the first overall
no NA prospect would ever say anything like that
>>68108307
who's this mongoloid?
>>68108460
>literally forgetting eichel who was barely a year ago
>>68108502
lol who
http://www.tsn.ca/towering-laine-possesses-a-powerful-confidence-1.500870
BUFFALO - Patrik Laine towers. He’s a supernova. He’s a condor. And, man, is he tall.
Walking down a hallway with a group of fellow prospects at the NHL Scouting Combine Thursday, Laine sticks out. He’s the first the eye picks out. He’s larger than the rest by several inches.
BIG GUY
I
G
G
U
Y
>>68108439
>wants to go first to get to Toronto --> >>68106746
>but wants to get traded to Columbus
Sure smells madman!
Can you see the combine results somewhere? people are posting Laine and others height/ weight, would like to know if pulju has grown as much as I think he has in the last year
>>68108562
jesus christ pulju in the back looks like he has downs
Good night /hoc/, see you for the third period
>>68108604
is he even there?
>>68108649
Stay up with us Ahmed
Holy fuck look at all those mexicans in the crowd
>>68108631
because he does
>>68108686
He is, just not doing most of the physical test cus of the surgery
>>68108717
Hello the mad usa poster. Why are you angry all the time?
>>68108717
>>68108473
Tuukka Rask
>Sharks fan cheering 'let's go warriors' as they walk into SAP
>>68108717
>>68108898
shes a jew isnt she?
>tfw he gets stuck in erie
>>68108841
Pulju has been on the states for a few days already. chances are that Pulju has fucked the poster's mom.
>>68108905
I'm really curious, what the fuck was he doing there? Why was he staring? What did he mean by this?
Pens sweep just end this season
he's going to winnipeg and he knows it
>>68108949
>>68109278
pls no laine needs to bring wienerpeg to the promised land
>>68108649
Nite nite Sven
How long before Buff rapes this cocky migger in the shower?
>the mad usa posters post got deleted/got banned
>>68109464
nah big buff will protect him
>tfw some kids were making fun of me for skating around in my new inlines
>>68109464
kek would like to see him try. It will be other way around.
>>68109464
>attempts to roleplay ovechkin
>wears adidas shoes and tracksuit
>buff throws it in the shower
I can see it
>>68109577
kek
>>68109464
what does he mean by this? will he equal ovechkins playoff failures, his embarrassing defensive game, his ability to hover in the neutral zone only being able to score meme goals on the pp?
he should have clarified
>>68109563
Wut?
>>68104447
>No Matthews
>Scherbak
>Not the good Svechnikov
>Korpisalo
>Not Husso
Bait tier list right there
>>68104447
Where is werenski
>only two more games till the season is over
feels like it just started t b h
>>68109692
that one angry nigger deleted his post or it got deleted
>>68109816
In a shit league where he belongs.
>>68108949
>tfw it's Lake Erie
He's actually going to be a bluejacket immediately
He's going to have Milano and werenski in the same line rotation
>>68109816
werenski is a c-grade prospect at best
>>68108949
>Stuck with Strome
I want to see this happen
>>68109863
>Mfw he's the second leading scorer for the monsters In the ahl Calder cup playoffs
>>68109910
He's the best defensive prospect right now
>>68109910
>c-grade
He's at least b-grade my Canadian friend.
A weak b, but still better than a c prospect like Zboril.
>>68109942
wrong erie
he'll be stuck with tortellini screaming at him and ruining his development instead
>>68109981
>Wanting to play in fucking Big-10
>Literally the worst option in America
Kek
laffs fans are deluded retards
>>68110134
But anon, all fans are deluded retards in their own way.
>tfw no hackey for an hour
>1 hour before puck drop
>/hoc/ is dead
>mfw the pens killed /hoc/
>>68110452
>>68104447
Surprisingly accurate
>>68104447
where is Aho
>>68109845
Why do they get so angry?
Is it negroid genetics?
its 102 degrees outside but its still the 5th season:
Hockey Season
>>68110765
>tfw felt like 108 today
>>68110111
>Mfw the big 10 are also the big 10 in Academics
Michigan is literally one of the best engineering and math schools in the nation
>not wanting to play In the most competitive sports conference
You'd rather play in the Mac right?
>>68110765
Scotiabank pls go there's not enough minorities here for you to mix.
I got sun burnt today but it was 19 degrees so anyone outside would have been burnt
>>68110765
Fuck off P.K
>>68110951
>not using sun cream
do you want cancer?
>>68110509
Mind if I save that image, friend?
>>68110951
>Flames fan getting burnt
>>68110996
It was really hot I would of got burned regardless and tomorrow its to be 20+
>>68104447
Scherbak is a bust desu
I think we can all agree that this has been the worst playoffs since the 90s. Will hockey recover?
>>68111089
>would of
God damn retard
>>68108949
The OHL?
>the only thing Canadians have been able to talk about the last 3 months has been draft prospects.
God I fucking hate Joe Thornton. What a stupid piece of shit.
>AN EMPTY FUCKING NET
>>68111363
>and its not even canadian prospects
>>68111156
It's been a pretty good ploffs tbqh
>all those sharks fans that didnt exist a month ago
>>68111595
Goddamn mexicans and their high birth rates.
pretty quiet in here
>>68111595
they still don't exist, no one is watching the scf especially in california
>>68111746
underrated
one of you fags should make a game thread
>>68111939
for what purpose? that shit wouldn't even break 100 posts
>there are americans here who literally swallow finnish lies everyday
No game thread tonight?
>>68111939
already exists famarino
>>68111973
Better than swallowing somali cum m8
>>68111973
>there are Americans
this cbc montage with the players' faces being imposed on the cup is super hilarious
>>68112294
HOKKEI NIGHT IN KÄNÄDÄ
>>68112338
Hoki night in penisville good Finn
>>68112294
Why did you post this in two threads you spammy cunt
>>68112520
posted it first in this one thinking it was the game thread. my bad, forgot /hoc/ dies during the games
wat's going on her
Are the Shorks even trying to win?
America is winning everything. God bless Donald trump
Looks like San Jose has the worst ice in the world the puck is bouncing nonstop
san hose
>>68111363
of course an AMerican doesn't understand this, you're just cunt bandwagoners who ditch your team as soon as it's shit
The only amerilards who've been posting have been from teams that made the playoffs, all the others have conveniently disappeared....hmmm...
>>68114732
I'm a Bolts fan and I'm still here.
>>68114806
To be fair, he did say "made the playoffs."
>>68114858
Oh, I didn't see that.
Is he eating?
Reminder that San Jose is full of Mexicans that were openly burning American flags in the streets this week
Remember that play when bandwagon faggot cry refpuck and say Crosby gets all the calls.
This is the worst ice ever fuck off sun belt teams
>>68108687
No :)
>>68109380
Good morning John
>>68116898
Not him but my names John. You've missed some spaghetti so far looks like shorks are shorking
Crosby hasn't lost a faceoff yet tonight
>when memes go too far
>>68116973
Well, good morning to you too then John.
And thanks. I''ve looked at the goals, stats and am looking through the game threads now.
>>68117162
wew
>>68114806
>bolts
>fans
>>68117300
You're looking at one, Pierre. Season ticket holder. Used to be a Trashers fan, but then they moved.
>>68117254
I like that you keep posting my drawings. I still have them all that was a weird night
>>68117254
Noice
>>68117411
Fuck all the idiots pretending Murray is good. Dumb faggot gives up easy goals like that every game
>>68119718
This. He's the Andrew Hammond of the playoffs.
Horny game winner dubs confirm
That's it folks. Murray is choking. Shorks in 6.
Nice job ref I mean sharks
Finns are going to be a pain in the ass today
get fucked Shittsburgh
>>68120918
They can only win on shit tier Mexican ice pens still got it
DONSKOI
FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES GO SHARKS
NEVER GIVE UP
S H A R K S
H
A
R
K
S
is the meme magic running out for the pens now?
SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS
What a shit goal
The Pens' rude awakening has only begun
I am now a #JonnëMissile
>your team doesn't have a finn
I've never contemplated suicide harder
>>68121136
Trust me you guys have had fair share of scoring shit goals
>>68114732
Fuck off m8,
>ducks and only ducks
>fuck the sharks
>>68121136
I waited less from a pens fan.
Murray's worst game of his career. GL winning 3 more games getting out shot by 25
>>68121136
Hopefully someone tells letang to stop being a stupid French faggot before the next game and they'll still win. This gives me a chance to try to get tickets to game 5 at least
>>68114732
>>68115357
Dude... your hockey arenas aren't surrounded by PALM TREES. It's a perspective issue.
Total shots on goal:
Sharks:
>26+22+26 = 74
Penguins:
>42+30+41 = 113
Sharks don't have a chance tbf
DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY!
Pens, don't be sad. You guys are still firmly in the lead.
We needed this win, and now we get to watch even more hockey.
Thanks for a great game lads.
>>68121351
Murray isn't very good though, he basically relies on his team being better than the other team.
Vasilevsky outclassed him last round, Martin Jones outclasses him this round. Murray is the next Cam Ward, nothing more.
>>68121410
his head looks a liiiiittle bit too small
>>68121321
It's Teal, not those blue Superbowl fuckups.
A for effort tho
You win gold with Donskoi on your team. I mean finnish juniors, finnish national league and now NHL.
>>68121442
>Vasilesky was better
Better at what? Letting the puck in?
>>68121442
He's good enough for 2 more wins.
Anyone want to watch Saturday Night Live with me?
The fact there hasnt been a sweep in any NHL play off series since 98 leads me to believe hockey is fixed
>>68121560
Pretty sure ducks literally swept the jets last year
>>68121466
DONSKOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68121557
>saying pro liberal comments are jokes
>>68121499
I'm guessing you didn't watch the series or you're very poorly attempting to troll
>>68121560
Or you know, it's a sport with a lot of parity where a lot of the playoff series are coinflips.
>>68121560
it's not even real
this is just a projection of a result of a computer game played between daly and bettman
>>68121560
Last year:
Anaheim v Winnipeg
Chicago v Minnesota
Good game sharks
>>68104447
>No Aho for Finland
Gonna be a better pro than Laine desu
