Upcoming events:
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava - [Starts at 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST]
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (Still TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68079551
News:
>Is MMA getting bigger than boxing? http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/have-mma-and-ufc-surpassed-boxing-as-king-of-combat-sports-betting
>Nikita Krylov vs Ed Herman added to UFC 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nikita-krylov-vs-ed-herman-added-to-ufc-201-in-atlanta
>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199
Imagine being so autistic that you start general threads early because you're starved for attention
>mfw someone says a cuss word
>>68092841
>those obvious af lifts
>>68092818
Fucking kill yourself
>mfw I realized Conor will ko nate, floyd, frankie, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>68092818
Bro I told you to get rid of the parenthesis and the small shows no one cares about(pancrase, Titan, and the nonexistent invicta show).
Come on man, step your game up.
HEIL SCHAUB
>>68092895
your opinion = wgaf
casuals out
Is ONE or Lellator the second biggest mma promotion in the world?
>>68092970
lellator is appearance, ONE in actuallity
>>68092970
how do you determine size? viewers?
>>68092970
ONE has the asian market, they'll be the UFC's main competitor soon enough
>>68092991
viewerships and/or revenues i guess
>>68092998
no one has the asian market m8. it barely exists.
>>68093001
M1 is probably up there in terms of viewers.
>Schaub thinks the Garbrandt card is better than 199
Nobody takes him seriously, right?
He's just a meme, right?
>>68092970
You tell us how big one FC is in Asia man.
On normiebook one has 2.5 million likes, bellator has 1.5 million.
Bellator obviously has the better talent and should be second, but idk how big one really is in Asia.
>>68092970
It's ONE, they've got broadcasting deals throughout Asia (trumping Bellator) and get sponsored by companies Disney.
It's funny because Bellator gets a lot more attention, but that's largely because they're based in the US.
>>68093029
>m-1 is up there in viewers
Werdumface.jpg
Are we pretending now?
this guy has terrible luck
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-fighter-darrell-horcher-grateful-to-be-alive-after-horrific-motorcycle-accident-052716
>>68093069
>typing out what you're trying to quote
t. newfag
>>68093085
nah he's got bad luck.
your parents have terrible luck.
>>68093054
>>68093061
well a vietnamese channel was broadcasting one of their shows live with local commentary and shit, even had replays of shows afterwards. since mma isn't even a thing here i guess it shows they're still expanding by being more and more accessible
ONE has pretty chill tv deals or so I've heard, to my knownledge many countries here can watch it live for free as well
>>68093100
meanie
>>68093047
We all love him here, sorry goof
>>68093054
>>68093106
It's worth noting "Normiebook" is banned in China
>>68093266
can any of you goofs read moon and tell us how many followers they have on chinese facebook
http://weibo.com/onefc
>>68093281
703, 037
>>68093297
*703,037
OP YOU FAGGOT
WHY YOU NOT POST 4/6 HENDERSON VS. LOMBARD ???
Will Spain's own Dominicko Cruz take the belt back casa?
>>68092970
Is One bigger than WSOF?
>>68093489
si
>>68093537
WSOF actually pay for their TV deal and run at an incredible loss IIRC
>>68093047
On paper there were pretty comparable spice-wise post Weeman pullout.
>>68093542
when
will
they
learn
>mfw bisping ko's luke with a wheel kick
>>68093693
>mfw luke gasses just like he gassed in the weidman fight and bisping coasts to a decision victory
>tfw 2 of your BOYS are fighting today
>tfw it's your birthday
>tfw just shitposting on /heem/
>>68093740
Happy birthday, go KO someone to celebrate
>>68093731
but Luke was on antibiotics for that fight and Bisping is on a sort of short notice
>>68093740
gefeliciteerd me lad
Anyone link for that video about Dominick Cruz movement, when Dominicks movement is compared to Ali's?
>>68093762
Luke has an excuse for every fight in case he loses or looks bad in any way
>>68093740
happy birthday bro.
>>68093740
happy birthday lad, who are your boys? Bisping and Breese?
post GOAT walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>68093795
So what you're saying is that he wasn't on antibiotics, and just so happened to gas early just like being on antibiotics would?
>>68093835
http://nicogachan.net/watch.php?v=sm2652052
The next few weekends is /heem/ heaven.
Are you niggers excited?
>>68093835
Who walks out to that?
>>68093847
I'm sure he was, but if he looked fine he wouldn't have even mentioned it. He exaggerated his knee injury this time too
>>68093740
heemy bday
>>68093847
USADA
S
A
D
A
>>68093792
Found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dB3YUerKVU
Mohammed Ali, what a legend.
>>68093847
why do u dick ride him so hard
>>68093861
Chris Leben did once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VprGTqEsBTM
looks pretty epic
>>68093835
https://youtu.be/oQgicu6G6n8
>>68093877
If you're sure he was, what does it even have to do with my original point where Luke's stamina was affected by antibiotics
>>68093887
because ridiculous pricks don't like Rockhold for reasons like A. He's good looking B. He grew up rich or C. He doesn't bring 'le bantz', meanwhile he's a great fighter and I can't remember a single boring fight he's ever had
>mfw Bisping walks outs to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
>the state of Cruz's lift wearing
christ man have some dignity
>>68093106
Is the local commentary any good or is it Bill Superfoot Wallace tier?
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
Rockhold has a torn MCL.
Nobody can roll with a torn MCL.
Nobody is dumb enough to try.
Nobody has that much fighting spirit.
Nobody can overcome these odds.
In 17 hours we get to see it live on Pay Per View. How cool is that?
>>68094027
the AC said its only a sprain
>>68094023
>Rockhold rocks and knockdowns Bisping
>Rockhold starting to celebrate on the fence
>but Rockhold, m-match is not over says refereee
>bell rings
>Rockhold starts to meme around next round
>Bisping KO's Rockhold
>mfw
>>68094042
e-es normal?
>>68094060
AND NEW MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
MICHAEL "THE CUNT" BIIIIIIIIIIISPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>68094060
>Luke's face when
Callum Bisping will assault Rockhold with a steel chair
Swallow or spit, /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0DikFdIWE
i'm watching yesterdays face-offs . Uriah Faber is shook as fuck HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68094170
w-was he talking about cum?
"If you can believe Jesus walked on water, you can believe you me" - Michael 'The Count' Bisping
>>68094090
/hueem/ is love
/hueem/ is life
Why are people so certain Bisping is going to win? Rockhold is a lot better than him and also has a reach advantage. Bisping also gets distracted by stupid shit in the middle of the fights and starts talking to the ref in the middle of getting punched in the head. I think Bisping showed nothing in the Silva fight that can beat Rockhold. He is probably going to get kicked in the head/body or countered with Rockholds right hook and then gets submitted.
How is Bisping going to actaully win if he does? The only way he can win is by getting close to Rockhold and landing strikes there and winning by decision or heem. Rockhold is good at maintaining distance and using his long reach so I don't see that happening.
tl;dr why Bisping?
>>68094201
>you can believe you me
>>68094238
im pretty sure, everyone thinks rockholds going to fuck him up m8
>>68094238
Meme power dude, meme power
The outcome which will produce the most memes is the most likely outcome
>>68094238
I think Bisping is the better boxer, if Luke really is planning on boxing then Bisping's chances go way up. Although he lacks power to hurt Rockhold and his cardio might suspect with the short notice nature of the camp. Otherwise I expect this fight to go similar to their first one with Rockhold chewing Bisping up with kicks.
>>68094201
fuckin kek
>>68092954
It looks awful.
im boycotting this card because of how ufc treated Conor McGregor, disgraceful. he lifted the company from its knees and they spit in his face. scum.
>>68094238
>Why are people so certain Bisping is going to win?
People want him to win. Doesn't mean they are certain he will.
If I bet with my heart, I say Bisping. If I bet with my head and wallet, I say Rockhold.
>>68094333
I think that Nik Lentz is the worst matchup possible for conair
>>68094357
thats my meme lad, glad you enjoyed it :)
>>68094333
I'm pretty sure almost everyone on /heem/ "boycotts" every card because I don't think anyone here is actually inviting over a few friends to watch the fights
>>68094363
Memes are owned by no man.
I've been a fan of Luke's fighting style for a while now and thought I'd speak up.
He's a tricky customer in that he has people scared of his striking but he's beat his last 4 opponents on the ground.
I can't understand how people are liking Bisping so much, this guy repeatedly embarrasses himself and never learns or admits defeat. Mouthpieces like him and Conor are a detriment to the sport imo.
I love Luke's no bullshit approach, fighting injured but dgaf.
I predict he'll actually use two arms to beat Mike this time and make it look easy again.
>>68093757
>>68093796
>>68093772
>>68093881
>>68093821
Bisping and Cruz, thanks lads, hope you have nice days yourself
>>68094374
meme is a social construct
>>68094363
can you post the other ones aswell I forgot those
>>68094011
Prob the latter.
![michael_bisping_presser[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rREhQMM.jpg "michael_bisping_presser[1].jpg")
>>68094451
>british memes
I got one for ya
my BOY and his bros
>>68094451
don't have them written down, might shitpost today if i get bored
>>68094496
delet
>>68094521
>cockhold is his boy
gonna be a rough day for you lad
>>68093835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CthAvRcXSc
Gracie jiu-jitsu motherfucker
>>68094521
Jesus they all look so similar
>>68094521
fucking surfer beach bum family, figures
>>68094521
arent those rockhold brothers
![CruzLaughing[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K7MR7wG.jpg "CruzLaughing[1].jpg")
>>68094537
>rockhog will lose to bisping
How long until first prelims for 199 friends?
>>68094543
What do you think bros means?
>>68094575
About 11 hours and a bit
>>68094556
>rockhold will beat bisping
>>68094575
EFN is in 6 bongs
Cage Warriors is in 9 bongs
Prelims start in 11.5 bongs
All avaliable at UFC.tv
>>68094590
>bisping will beat rockhold
So now we know Luke's 'MCL Tear' was a lie, it's a safe bet that his staph infection from the Weidman fight was also made up to excuse his awful conditioning post USADA.
I think my Bispboy can do it.
>>68094590
>>68094614
>it's not gonna be a draw
lel you goofs
>>68094614
>bisping won't beat rockhold
>>68094635
how dare you impugn the honor of a samurai
>>68094590
>>68094614
>>68094644
We all know who's belt it REALLY is...
>>68094665
>tfw he takes the belt off Bisping in MSG
>>68094644
>rockhold wont beat bisping
>Leave the Middleweight division to us
>>68094644
>>68094712
Reminder that avatarfagging is against the rules.
The fights are tonight. Behave yourselves if you want to be able to post here during them.
>>68094709
Based.
>>68094712
>bisping won't land a flying scissor heel hook and tap cockhold
https://youtu.be/ibkUbQuRS1E
I only come for the international shitposting when British fighters are on. Is that so wrong?
>Bisping beats Luke
>Browne beats Cain
>Jones beats DC
Is AKA officially done?
>>68094782
AKA are all gonna lose all the belts, so fuck you
![MichaelBispingEstherLin_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSEc6Jk.jpg "MichaelBispingEstherLin_crop_north[1].jpg")
>tfw natty goat
post best highlight videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29SmxknrmRY
>>68094782
No, the muslim savior will rescue them from obscurity
>>68094808
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9chttps://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
>>68094824
Based Natty GOAT
>>68094819
arent those poisonous
Bisping can not beat Rockhold, but Rockhold can certainly lose against Bisping.
If Luke "Cock Hold" Rockhold doesn't walk out with an American flag I will fucking KO him myself.
>>68094840
you fucking racist
Exam ended, lads. Got a viva tomorrow morning during the fights. Before I heem myself, what are the memes I've missed?
>>68094858
>Got a viva
what did he mean by this?
>>68094858
Bisping has a chance at winning.
>>68094858
Luke is a samurai now
>>68094853
If he doesn't the UFC PR people fucked up.
>>68094858
luke is a samurai
cruz is an awkward loser with no friends
we somehow like bisping
>>68094869
interview type oral exam.
https://youtu.be/023rDY5w7Sc
F
>>68094858
cruz is an autist who also browses /heem/
>>68094901
>we somehow like bisping
why are americans so dumb?
>>68094949
Cruz going to that mexican birthday party was funny, he's still my boy.
>Bisping wins the belts
>only defends in England
>breaks Andersons record
>>68094905
Just remember to keep the balls in play, guys love that
>>68095032
Nobody complains about a cheeky finger up the bum either once they've tried it
>>68094397
>Luke's no bullshit approach
Like a samurai
>>68095058
Hard to tell which of them has the worst haircut.
>>68094905
what subject? I've never heard of this before outside of medical specialty license exams
>>68094905
sir this is a sfw board
>>68095080
I know, weird as fuck. political science.
>>68095091
>political
>science
>>68095091
huh, interesting. good luck la
>the look on your face when you aint gon stop suckin even if jon nuts
had my banana smoothies:
3 bananas
3 tablespoons of sugar
375 ml of water
I AM A REAL VEGAN
I AM A REAL FIGHT FAN
>>68095148
GUIDA
>>68095148
was it organic australian grown crane sugar though
>>68095179
not sure but it was the fancy type
Would you trane at Claudia's gym?
>>68095203
only if she rolls with me :3
>>68095218
get a dog, bro.
>>68095249
i need a pupper like dojo to keep me company desu. might get one soon.
find me a better chin in all of combat sports
protip: you can't
>>68095257
do it.
>>68095203
no
>>68095296
throws like a bitch
diego sanchez
i'll knockout anyone in the ufc
Most embarrassing heavyweight fights? I'm submitting Miocic=Hunt.
>>68095346
any time that fat retard loses is a good time
>Ali is dead
Why even go on
>>68094840
they're cherries mate, delicious. You have any in Dutchland??
>>68095394
>perform autopsy
>he had '''''''''''''''''''''CTE'''''''''''''''''
>MMA banned.
>>68095394
The GOAT lives on
>>68094189
>>68094170
What is wrong with women? If a man like Luke asks you that question, you show him the answer that instant instead of acting all snooty about it.
>>68095416
>implying we need an autopsy to find that out
Costas Phillipwho?
>>68095464
Stann giving her the ocular patdown
>>68095464
is she going to get cut?
THE picks are officially in
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/4/11856866/ufc-199-predictions
>>68095480
the best part is when she is walking away after the staredown
>>68095494
>>68095464
joe silva clearly wearing lifts
>>68095470
lob some mma guys in here lads
>>68095480
Penne was my first fitefu
Hey /heem/, who was your first fitefu?
>>68095480
she is a certified qt now that joanna fixed her nose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlWi8MJPwa8
>>68095526
Namajunas is mine
>>68095541
>>68095346
Catchweight Miočić vs. Maldonado counts? Was Maldonado a heavyweight at the time of the fight.
Every Jared Rosholt fight.
>>68095473
>Based Stann won't be commentating tonight
:(
>Eugene, you're Rachel Ray...
MAWHHAAHAAAAA
>>68095526
tate for sure
>>68095541
shoutout to Dojo
>>68095494
fuck what a bod
I would suckle that test clit all day
>>68095515
>le pillow handed ninja memes
>>68095618
wtf
>>68095541
her new nose did up her to bangable mode
>>68095598
>the thing is white people need to be guilty, its fucking horrible
>Dominick Cruz thinks he "WON" the rematch with Faber
Lmao little bitch thinks getting pummeled by overhand rights is "winning". Judges were obviously rigged.
>>68095700
you know cruz has the belt right?
it'll be the same today, challenger always has to decisively win
>>68095724
Not Robbie Lawler apparently lmao.
>>68095700
>faber
>champ
wew
>>68095724
>cruz beat tj decisively
>get caught in a tight guillotine
>spit your mouthpiece out
>ref separates you from the submission to put it back in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuyjK1a9jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuyjK1a9jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuyjK1a9jk
>>68095759
>He doesn't know how to score a fight
>>68095759
tj was the challenger m8, you the challenger rule is the truth
>>68095771
Did the Brazilian who fake tapped earlier in the night survive long enough to make it home to Brazil?
>>68095771
Russia is corrupt as fuck m8
>>68095792
not sure la but it the same ref btw
>>68095759
Well, he did beat him by decision
That's about as decisive as that fight was, fuck knows what these other jokers are on about.
>>68095786
>he doesn't know defense isn't a scoring criteria
>>68095894
It's literally scored lower than controlling the octagon, defense isn't going to win you a round.
>>68095918
Defense literally isn't a factor in scoring, you good. It is its own reward.
what went wrong?
>>68095936
>14. Judging
>C. Judges shall evaluate mixed martial arts techniques, such as effective striking, effective grappling, control of the ring/fighting area, effective aggressiveness and defense.
>D. Evaluations shall be made in the order in which the techniques appear in (c) above, giving the most weight in scoring to effective striking, effective grappling, control of the fighting area and effective aggressiveness and defense.
How many buddies do you guys have coming over for the fights tonight?
>>68095954
>using outdated rules
Lmao kiddo
lads im going for a run, should I just run for 30min or do some sprints in between
>>68095955
zero (0)
>>68095971
Source me on that one. Not saying that as in I'm calling you a liar, I'd just like to read it.
>>68095988
30min.
You'll just half ass the sprints.
>>68095988
enjoy your exploding knees and back problems. learn to swim.
>>68095346
Roy nelson vs jared rosholt
>>68095998
This was the final draft that was submitted.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:NdsFMApFZl4J:listserv.wa.gov/cgi-bin/wa%3FA3%3Dind1208%26L%3DBOXING-MARTIAL-ARTS-WRESTLING%26E%3Dbase64%26P%3D36417%26B%3D--_006_1A67C07E2B7C8E4F8A96B522A30783741564CDWAXMXOLYMB001WAXw_%26T%3Dapplication%252Fpdf%3B%2520name%3D%2522Unified%2520Rules%2520of%2520Judging%2520MMA%2520Criteria%2520-%2520Findal%2520Draft.pdf%2522%26N%3DUnified%2520Rules%2520of%2520Judging%2520MMA%2520Criteria%2520-%2520Findal%2520Draft.pdf%26attachment%3Dq+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
Today is a glorious day /heem/ . First i'm going to gym, later today i'm going to fuck one Serbian qt (from Smederevo) whos coming to Zagreb who i'm in touch, later tonight i'm with my friends drinking and around 3 in the morning i'm coming home to wath some heems. i r8 this 8/8
>>68096023
>drinking
>>68096004
>implying I have the beach nearby or the beach is even clean
just fuck up my location bro I wish I was near the pacific swimming with some dolphins
>>68096023
>having sex
i hope you aren't wasting any of your man juices. the more man juice you have the more heem power you have.
>>68096031
>he's antisocial
don't sell me that straight ege bullshit cause i'm not buying it. you are either beta faggot without friends, or you are drinking with your m8s on weekends
>>68094333
Yeah, you tell em
>>68096078
Or he is a true martial artist, you degenerate bum. Quit rationalizing your own shortcomings and inability to deal with reality.
>>68096107
I'm a karate black belt 2 dan, reach 195, height 181, literally a goat, mcgregor ain't shit on me m8. i'm a beast.
Im getting an upset vibe from Le California Man, Cruz has been looking drained
>>68096159
>Le California Man
Which one is that? Like all four guys in the main event were either born or live in California
>>68096039
>what is a swimming pool
He never said anything about the beach
>>68096183
Buttchin
>>68096039
>beach
get a pool
>>68096078
yeah those are the only two possibilities
>>68096132
You're a delusional drunk. Are we pretending now?
Who is gonna parlay bisping and Faber on here. Im on the fence about that
Pretty hyped for tonight's card
Props to Bisping
>he didn't parlay Tate+Diaz
>he didn't parlay Faber + Bisping
Literally lmao right now
>>68096039
>not living on the water and having a pool
what are you doing with you life?
>>68096199
Both Cruz and Rockhold are looking weird, Luke with his knee and Cruz with his knuckle
>>68096220
can you give us a breakdown of their boxing?
Is Bisping really a 6-1 underdog?
how many predictions did you submit?
>>68096235
Cruz got primo defense, Luke has holes, Bisping has decend boxing, Faber has shit boxing but bretty good power and good speed.
Also go fuck yourself boxingswede is dead
Ive been watching fighters for years. Mark my words, Rockhold is going to get clipped. Cap this lads
rockhold looks like he has aids now
>>68096267
Before Rockhold announced his "injury" it was like 11-1
Where does Rogan go from here?
>>68096288
>Luke has holes
>>68096402
I need to pickup one of his daughters so I can get some cageside seats
