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news:
>batra to dortmund
>next season's fixture list will be published at the end of the month
>bayer now sponsoed by barmenia
>matches
some friendly no one cares about
goooooooooooooooood morning
Hello good morning. Where are the HSV news??
>>68091569
hsv a shit
>>68091590
>no HSV news
Then what's the point of /bundes/?
>>68091541
who is this saemon daemon
if the rosenborg customer stops by: i think gersbach will start the game in 3 hours
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68091713
Hello newfriend, is this your first time visiting the 4channels :) ?
>>68092066
just answer the question or i'll kick a koala
>>68092165
she's a disgusting coconut burner
>>68092165
>>68092183
>LE FUGG LE GOGONUDS XDDD
Is this man white, /rug/ ?
>bartra to dortmund
terrible transfer
Is Deutsche Welle the number 1 European news broadcaster?
>>68092316
Who is?
>>68092320
denmark
>>68092320
Al Jazeera
>>68092283
its fine
>>68092334
I laughed in real life.
>>68092323
This one wasn't funny though.
>check to see who is following >our twitter account
>see this
Daily reminder that /based migration/ is bringing OUR sport to YOUR country and there is NOTHING that (YOU) can do to stop it
>>68092370
He better not be a leftist shitcunt. The only way for refugee scum to redeem themselves is to give us the next Führer and free us from the claws of SED-chancelorette Merkel.
>>68092346
how is it fine? Hes was fucking shit at barcelona so why would be be better in a league that is better, where he doesnt speak the langague, with a coach that will confuse him, in no fun aloud germany instead of extroverted spain? There isnt even another spaniard at dortmund that he can talk to? He will flop due to not being happy/being shit and leave next year, maybe even in january
>>68092435
Reminder
>>68092435
its 8m euros and la liga is better than bundes
morning
>>68092435
>There isnt even another spaniard at dortmund that he can talk to
mikel merino
>>68092435
>There isnt even another spaniard at dortmund that he can talk to
Merino. Also Castro speaks Spanish . And I'm pretty sure Sahin speaks a bit too.
>>68092479
When was London bombed?
>>68092924
calm down
>>68092924
Please explain in detail what happened.
>Maik Barthel, einer der Berater von Bayern Münchens Stürmer Robert Lewandowski (27), hat Gerüchte über einen Vorvertrag seines Klienten mit Real Madrid dementiert. Gegenüber „Goal.com“ sagte er, es gäbe keine Grundlage für Spekulationen. „Wir kommentieren keine Gerüchte, die am Meeresgrund aufgefischt wurden.“
>>68092964
>nothing happens
>lets make a story about it xD
goal.com is pure trash
>>68093002
that one is from transfermarkt :^)
>/cric/ is now illegal in /bundes/
What a time to be alive
Dubs and Schweinsteiger gets injured again today and misses the EC.
>>68093056
off by one :(
dont forget to vote for the basic income tomorrow my fellow swiss friends
>>68093104
Cheers lad.
Bayer Leverkusen's Robbie Kruse and 1860 München's Degenek start
who is the queen of /bundes/?
>>68093214
Denmark
>>68093214
denmark
>>68093214
me me me me
>>68092957
this
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`•.,¸,.•*¯`•.,¸,.•* <|:::::::::(｡ ●ω●｡)
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time to get fucked up on liquor
>>68093379
What liquor, to be specific?
>>68093379
this isn't your personal blog, mate
>>68093420
youre not aloud in here
mate
>>68093214
chen
>tfw Bayern won't be able to renew Lewandowskis contract
Bayern will win the Champions League in 2017 and he will leave. Bayern will replace him with Harry Kane
>>68093539
>believing the Kane meme
>>68093104
What are the pros and cons?
>>68093379
Fucking hardcore
>>68093539
>replace him with Harry Kane
>implying it wont be the best non-Bayern Bundesliga striker at that time
>>68093571
http://www.grundeinkommen.ch/5-argumente-fuer-bedingungsloses-grundeinkommen/
http://www.avenir-suisse.ch/21286/bedingungsloses-grundeinkommen-grundfalsch/
I am American but I have a German passport. I like fußball. Should I move to Deutschland? Is it better than America? I'm pretty handsome too desu
it depends
what do you hate more? niggers or terrorists?
>>68093618
>Es fördert die Eigenverantwortung
>get free money
>responsibility
What
I really don't want to write and read about this topic in here
HEY JANITOR YOU FUCKING CUNT, SEE THE OFFTOPIC POSTS? DO YOUR WORK WHORE.
>>68093636
My name is not Cleetus. Only hate terrorists.
>>68093658
rude desu
>>68093658
calm down
>>68092185
She is perfect
>>68093661
guess you should stay in freedomland then
Carlo Ancelotti said to the BBC that there won't be any more arrival at bayern this summer
>>68093627
Is your family wealthy?
>>68093618
>Es fördert die Eigenverantwortung
>get free money
>responsibility
>>68093764
Yes
>>68093765
Ja. Viele geld
saw 2 american black guys talking to each other in a lost s bahn station once. was really funny because I would not expect afroamericans talking in the middle of nowhere. they were saying that the life in germany was better because it was quiet and calm
>>68093764
Another reason why this league sucks, no transfer drama in the summer
>>68093794
stay in the US then
>>68093831
it's not quiet and calm anymore. that was 10 years ago
>>68093764
>mfw the mole at bayern is a bull
>>68093845
it's very calm in the dorf imo. people are really friendly too. of course in big cities stuff is moving fast
>>68093836
Care to explain? Warum sagen Sie desus?
>>68093845
stop living in a shithole
>>68093764
JUST
>>68093903
I think he means massive taxes compared to the USA.
Anyway, football! Bundesliga!
Tell me, who are the top 5 keepers in the Bundesliga in your opinion!
>>68093866
>>68093909
>i'm only interested in the 2km2 of my dorf
>everything looks fine here
>who cares about the rest of germany
jesus
>>68093903
If you are white, well-educated and wealthy, there's no reason to leave the US
Just spend your holidays in Germany and you are fine
>>68093939
1. Neuer
2. Leno
3. Fährmann
4. Adler
5. Horn
>>68093943
Berlin is the best city in germany. it's just that if you're looking for a more floating, calm life, a dorf is great
>>68093448
Hello
quote from an american who moved to germany:
>Just watch the Germans and let them amuse you. Important is do not identify with them, keep your distance, but smile. Don't let their handshakes steer you off course. A handshake in Germany means nothing. You may be the next to get sidewalled. From experience, don't trust them. They are a very strange people. 20 years has confirmed that for me. One thing in life that does not lie is experience. I could write novels about the Germans, of course not in their favour,... always smile and be polite, but keep your distance. Never trust a German, they would rather call the cops than go to bed knowing their own brother or sister smokes pot. It's not their fault as individuals, it's handed down from the government, and driven into their skulls, and Germans being as they are need a leader, need rules, need someone to show them the way, being small and narrow minded as they are, would not hesitate to cause you problems. Be friendly, but keep a distance. Germans are not to be trusted, never. They would sell their own mother if they thought it would give them some advantage. Experience does not lie, it just drives the sad facts home. Been there got the T-Shirt and it sucks. Today? I let them amuse me, and keep my distance. When a German offers me his hand I always ask him why. That kind of throws them off course. Never let them get you down, when you do that in effect you are going down to their level. That is in itself absurd. Put up your guard, fend them off, they are not offering you anything good. Gather experience, and build your judgment, be objective, be fair, and I'll bet that you leave this country. Nothing has changed here since the days of WW2, they smile, they try to put it behind them, but little has changed. Germans are afraid or the government and the police. They will do exactly as told, they are spinless. They need a leader today, as much as they needed a leader 70 years ago.
>>68093974
>Berlin is the best city in germany.
while this is true, it's gonna trigger a lot of people in /bundes/
>>68093764
I read this as "Carlo Ancelotti said to the big black cock"
>>68093939
Neuer
Leno
Sommer
Horn
(Zieler)
>>68093959
Fährmann should be higher
Agree on Karius
Adler is past it
>>68093992
Adler was pretty good last season
>>68093983
kek
>>68093983
It's good text but he really should have assimilated in 20 years
>>68094005
Team form babby
>>68093939
Neuer
Fährmann
Horn
Karius
Hitz
>>68093991
>Sommer
>no Fährmann
>>68093974
>>68093985
berlin is literal shit. the pavement is littered in dogshit and probably alot of human shit too
>>68094049
>ranking Fährmann
>>68093983
this only applies for a certain generation of germans. there sitll are alot of those ppl tho. i call them "Ulfs"
>>68094049
>>68094103
fährmann is GOAT 1v1 and on the line
but he is shit at starting counterattacks, intercepting crosses, reading and generally playing the game
>>68093983
kek
He knows exactly to say what hurts the most.
Although I think that being daunted by one's own freedom is a very human trait not just a German one.
>>68094080
the only bad thing about Berlin are the tourists and hipsters who go to clubs during the weekend to nod their head while listening to 4/4 techno
>>68094103
Imagine all the shit he has to put up with
Not every team can play like Bayern or Dortmund
Imagine going from living in Barcelona to living in Dortmund.
>>68094131
agreed
>>68094103
I'd agree he doesn't belong in the top 3 but at all?
>>68094131
I guess he's too much of a classic keeper for modern football
Then again, like >>68094161 said, not much he can do when you're carrying the >Schalke defense
>>68093983
>Nothing has changed here since the days of WW2
Oh, I fucking wish. Guy would decorate the nearest lamp post if that was the case.
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2011/09/europe-201109
>>68094167
>surrounded by brown people in sunny weather
>surrounded by brown people in rainy weather
Yeah, quite the culture shock.
>>68094167
I thought almost every dortmund players lived in gelsenkirchen? what is the nearest non shithole city, Koln?
>>68094220
Köln and Düsseldorf
>>68094148
that too. also all the kanacken
My uncle literally works for Dortmund and he commented that there is interest in James.
>>68094225
>Köln
>non-shithole
Yeah, no. Take away the cathdral and you have generic post-war architecture sozialer Brennpunkt #2568
Literally every 100k+ city in germany is a shithole for NEET neckbeards
>mad Dorftrottel shitposting
never change, /bundesliga/.
>>68094289
This.
>>68094264
The south of the city is actually quite nice.
Too many Dorftrottel itt.
>>68094430
late 90s/early 2000s were dark times
>>68094430
Don't you have an MLP convention, Christopher Street Day or Refugees Welcome party to attend, Stadtkind?
>>68094458
that's actually how Germans dress today
>>68094458
That picture is maximum 10 years old.
>>68094487
*dorftrottels dress
>>68094464
No, but i will watch an Adaption of Stefans Zweigs Novel ''Ungeduld der Liebe'' tonight. When is Schützenfest coming up in your village?
>>68094487
Nah, too much spikey hair, not enough skin tight denim or flat caps and no HJ haircuts.
>>68094458
>late 90s/early 2000s were dank times
ftfy
>>68094487
Correct in my experience.
>>68094510
Schützenfest is already over, mate. Good times, creates a sense of community unheard of in molochs.
Have fun at your pretentious outing, pretending to be cultured while having hundreds of thousands of uncivilised subhumans in your close proximity.
>>68094640
>uncivilised subhumans in your close proximity.
That's how I feel when leaving the city tbqh.
>>68094640
So even theatre is pretentious now.
>>68094668
When in heaven the devil experiences hell.
>>68094681
DAMN
>>68094671
No, but he's clearly only going there to be able to call himself a part of an intellecual clique and feel superior over people who don't, hence why it's a pretentious outing. Why else would he brag with that on the sports board of 4chan? He's a poser.
You don't need to live in a shithole to go to the theatre, the times of horse carriages are over.
>>68094722
And how do you know this? Rather it was a response to the reduction of city life to MLP/Gay Parades and so on. Cities are cultural hubs, and that you can get there via car doesn't change anything does it?
>>68094747
>And how do you know this?
Because he's a Berliner Bastard.
>>68094681
Well, that's a matter of opinion.
>>68094510
It's called "Ungeduld des Herzens".
Also hello Berlin-Anon.
>>68094757
>Mad at citys
wew
anywayyyyyyyyy
Football
>Geht's für Bas Dost zurück nach Holland? Wie der „Telegraaf“ berichtet, bemüht sich derzeit Feyenoord Rotterdam um den Mittelstürmer, der beim VfL Wolfsburg auf der Streichliste steht. Der 27-Jährige hat beim VfL noch bis 2017 unter Vertrag, soll aber nach Möglichkeit bereits im Sommer den Klub verlassen
Germany plays Hungary today. You should listen to Herbert Zimmermann in anticipation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bohUo8tGdVA
>>68094786
He's dead inside.
you should all be literally stoned to death desu
How is it possible for a person to be this beautiful?
>>68094791
>"Ein Wunder das allerdings auf natürliche Weise zustande kam."
>drugged up on meth
>natural
hmmmm.....
>>68094848
Pass the weed then
>>68094848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Zxd5jp-lI
>>68094856
>mouthbreathing women
>>68094856
meh...
brudi lets eat zu döner & pizza land @ Breslauer Straße wo sind mit mir
>>68094791
>that damage control in the beginning when Hungary scored their goals
>>68094920
when the drugs hit you too hard and you have to concentrate on not dying
>>68094926
sorry habibi aber ich hab gestern schon nen jumbo dürüm verdrückt
>>68094926
Thanks. I'm hungry now.
>>68094920
I'm going to get fucked up on dope tonight
stick to booze, denmark
>>68095034
That's oriental poppy. Won't work my man.
>>68095034
based
ketamin urself my man
30 years ago today: Preben Elkjær scores Denmark's first World Cup goal in history.
>>68095034
>pic of papaver
is denmark an opium/heroin junkie?
hehehehe
>>68095052
I have some 420 instead then
>>68095066
opium is literally the safest drug on earth
>>68095096
t. China
>>68095093
hmmmm....
>>68095127
papaver somniferum is a middle/south european plant
In Danish
Valmue = poppy
Almue = commoners (or masses, rather???)
That really really makes you think, does it not
>>68095034
I forgot the name but I considered ordering seeds for something similar two weeks ago but ultimately decided against it
>>68095176
just blew my mind desu
>tfw we have the classiest coach in world football
>>68095176
interdasting
>>68094791
>drop-kick
>jersey
and autist pretend that anglicisms in fotball are a modern thing.
Wanderlust
>>68095319
if anything we use less english words in football these days
that new jojo episode where they eat at the italian restaurant is great
>>68095349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IkolHsU06E
>>68095368
link it
The Danish Olympic team (minus Pierre Emile) beat Korea (don't know the state of their squad) 6-2 today. Hat trick from the original Danish Messi, Emil Larsen.
>>68095396
I thought Emre Mor is the danish Messi?
>>68095408
He was the Danish Messi 3.0 but now he's not Danish anymore :/
LECKIE LECKIE LECKIE LECKIE LECKIE LECKIE
Listening to some Jacques Brel lamo
Was hit with some strong nostalgia re Belgium
>>68095389
it's on nyaa
>>68095384
partied with the band, kissed a girl and did coke after this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhAnbQEHEik
should've gone for buffalo mozzarella
>>68095503
Italy BTFO
>>68095563
sounds like fun
>>68095570
>>68089257
>>68095503
>>68095599
I don't get it. Is it a cartoon?
>>68095872
Yes one of dem chinese ones.
what are the chances of löw playing özil centrally this time
I'm being corny and watching Ali - Foreman
Bartra to BVB confirmed
>>68096484
Puyol will join them too
>>68096524
post an anime fragezeichen girl and I will explain it
>>68096548
Überall nur Kanacken und Nigger in der deutschen Mannschaft
ne ne ne das ist nicht mehr mein Team
I looked up Bartra yesterday and found out Carles Puyol is his mentor. Then I looked who else Carles Puyol mentors. Turns out he only mentors Bartra. I considered posting that new insight but ultimately decided against it
>>68096672
Bartra IS a qt twink
Bet he takes the cock of curly-haired alice cooper all day erry day
Looking forward to watching the Germany - Hungary match with Kyouko
>>68096568
see here
>>68096672
>>68096669
Überall nur Neger und Kanacken
>Mario
>Marc-Andre
>Antonio
>Leroy
>Mesut
>Jerome
>Emre
>Sami
>Andre
Was zum Geier sind das für Namen? Echte Arier heissen Günter, Karl-Heinz, Eberhard, Waldemar, Friedhelm, Andreas, Sieghard, Gerfried, Adolf, Wolfgang, Rudolf und so
inb4 irgendein madder Cedric-Jonas
Great article by Ancelotti
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/06/03/carlo-ancelotti-exclusive-this-is-how-to-win-euro-2016/
>>68095599
Did you listen to any of the albums I posted yesterday?
>>68096809
no i'm not in a noise mood recently but they are bookmarked lad
>>68096809
>England
>winning anything
Klinsi will make it come home again!
>>68096802
good post
>>68096849
Good.
Mo Te is my favorite and if you just turn the volume down a bit it's quite soothing and not abrasive at all.
tfw no gf
Oh wow. I've just realises "kys" isn't a nice thing. How rude!
>>68096876
>1998
>18 years old
good morning
>>68097056
*kysses you*
>>68097067
see image
>>68097073
read
>>68097100
Costa Rica vs Paraguay
Haiti vs Peru
Brazil vs Ecuador
today/tonight.
Gonna b gud. Pizza hattrick incoming
>>68096802
Is Adolf banned? Does anyone call their kids Adolph so they don't seem like a nazi sympathiser?
>>68097131
wats good hermann
>>68097131
Hm I just realized he isnt playing for Peru any more.
Guerrero-Hattrick incoming then.
>>68097157
don't reply to the shitposter
>>68097157
There are some old Adolfs still. But its generally a disliked name because leftist scum
>>68097131
Great. SA threads are top tier.
Akademisk Boldklub are back in 1st Division and Fremad Amager are very close to booking their ticket as well.
Greater Copenhagen with some representation there.
>>68097179
Spotted the Etienne-Cedric
>I will be honest with you, mainly I am hoping that none of my Bayern Munich players get injured.
>Watching these games is a treat for a club manager because sometimes you see a player of your own in a different way, played in another position, revealing a quality you had not seen before. And if the experiment goes wrong? That’s another manager’s problem!
>My favourites for the tournament are Germany and then France
It was an okay article. Nothing out of the ordinary
>>68097198
>>68097131
>staying up late
>staying up late watching football
I remember 2005-2014
>>68097223
He has a new book out. Sounds interesting. He says that who is he to argue with Cristiano Ronaldo about where to play him.
>>68097191
I wonder how many families had an Adolf naming tradition and had to bin it
How do people feel about Joseph?
>>68097257
For some reason I can't imagine him sitting down and writing lines
>>68097256
I will make an effort.
>>68097269
>How do people feel about Joseph?
It's a kike name
>tfw you bookmarked the "How the Internet works" but will never read it anyways, resulting in you deleting it at some point
>>68097269
joseph is hebraic. no problem
>>68097269
There are 2 more famous Josephs in 'history'
>>68097275
Maybe you will have a good time
>>68097317
Forgot my image
Post the best EM songs
Onkelz - Frankreich 84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfKyn1I1u8o
I really want to listen to this Madonna song now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQVieEO6GuU
>>68097298
jesus' cuck step-father and..... fraizer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jZiXZj3g6E
This version of course
>>68097445
The guy with the gay coat
>>68097298
joseph haydn
joseph (son of yacob)
shitty cover version tßh
>>68097389
Annoying the Danish one from '88 isn't on youtube. It's really good. Frank Arnesen in top form.
Here's the one from WC '86 again, also with Frankie on lead vocal.
https://youtu.be/aY3qivCJm3c
>>68097454
i actually have no idea who you're talking about
>>68097389
The only one I know is the first Three Lions song.
>>68097509
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_and_the_Amazing_Technicolor_Dreamcoat
post pop songs
https://youtu.be/k4YRWT_Aldo
Josef Piontek
>>68097506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NjG0WbmLs
