So after a sad day for America, we need to choose a country to cheer for, let's meme Columbia to win the cup.
>mexico and argentina hates them
>qt girls
>not mexico
>having your first match dream shattered by the champions
>not mexico
>based James Rodriguez
>not mexico
>based Atletico for Copa Libertadores
Seriously fuck Argentina and Mexico. I would root for Texas but they lost to Mexico during the last few minutes of the game, so fuck them. They also lost against Jamaica.
So who here /Columbia/ bros?
It's Colombia, retard.
>>68090499
>Mexico hates Colombia
No their pretty similar if anything.
Both listen to cumbias and shit, good food, fine women.
Also never met a Mexican that has talked bad about Colombians
>>68090499
>cheering for the team who just beat you
Literally the definition of a cuck. I guess I should expect nothing less from an """american""" """soccer""" """fan"""
>american soccer fags
kek.
le fight and win amirite?
>>68090499
>>not mexico
I'm sold
>>68090499
>Columbia
>>68090499
>Columbia
>u
>>68090499
>implying our soccer genius manager will not do the sensible thing and rearrange his entire formation so Dempsey isn't wasted, bench Jones for Nagbe, and get wood off of the wing and we win the copa for the usa
>>68090499
But we don't hate Colombia m8
>>68090499
im pretty sure none of those girls are colombian, they're probably the local college sloots. C'mon, 2 is a chink
>Washington, District of Colombia
>>68090705
That's how it's spelled in Spanish/TSUguese bro. It's Columbia in English.
Ex: DC = District of Columbia.
Colombians are cool. It's Salvadorians you need to look out for.
>>68090855
Think about it, being defeated by the champion is honorary. If /lat/ or yuro fags were to talk shit, we literally have the excuse to have lost against the very best. Memes aside I think they were pretty good.
>>68090976
And Hondurans
>>68090968
Columbia is a state you tard
>>68090935
Trust me I've lived in Queens and met many girls picture tier.
>>68091005
Except they aren't the champions, Chili are the champions you retard
>>68090499
>not believing that we will win
Kys cuck
>>68090968
No it isn't.
t. someone who speaks english
i agree, colombia is gr8
>>68091050
OK Wikipedia says you're right, irrelevant Australia.
>>68091091
Lets move there brah
You know it to be true.
>>68091133
Except argentina wins
>>68091156
>Arjentina winning a final with Messi in the field
niceme.me
>>68091125
oh wow will you look at that senpai.
>>68091125
>>68091091
<3 colombian cuties
do they like white guys?
>>68091133
Argentina is gonna knock out Mexico...it's like Spurs finishing under Arsenal...meant to meme my fellow bean
>tfw no qt Colombian gf
JDIMSA
>>68091173
>independiete el valle vs faggot tiger Mexican team
except you won't pass Chile, and much less Ecuador.
>>68091173
how will he be on the field when he's in jail?
>>68091216
Hhaha good one lad.
>>68091183
No, they like Ñeros and Narcos.
>>68091249
oh shit, somebody's got electricity tonight.
>>68091249
what if i have a lot of money?
>>68091249
What's a Nero and how do I become one? Is that like athletic or something? Like a roman gladiador? I'm willing to get /fit/ for one of them qts
>>68091267
Don't say it too loud or there might be a blackout again.
>>68091281
That'll work.
>>68091294
Romanian cyka
>>68091308
I'm sorry to hear that /vene/bro
UNA
>>68091267
REKT
E
K
T
>>68091359
W E A
E
A
>>68091294
Y-yeah, something like that
>>68091344
Life is suffering
>>68091359
Fuck off, aweoneao
>>68090935
lots of south Americans look Asian
>>68091425
¿Vas a LUZ, primo?
>>68091425
Sorry, man. I feel for you Venezuelan bros. You live in pretty much what's a failed state and I hope things get better for you guys. No country deserves what you government is doing to you.
But I found the Amerifriend comment funny.
>>68091544
We love you too Texas. I really feel bad for Vene/bros/ but they did vote for the gibsme consecutively before they realize what they had done. I say let this be an example for the region so others don't fall on the same trap.
>>68091523
Nope.
>>68091544
>>68091586
Everything okay, we'll somehow get out of this. I hope so at least.
>>68091586
>implying that Chavez was ever elected fairly after his first term
>>68090968
>american summerfags shaming us all
>>68091737
I said I was sorry!
Somebody post Colombian culo.
>>68090499
>>mexico and argentina hates them
but we dont hate them, actually we dont give a fuck about them
great coke tho
>>68091133
Argentina es papa y lo sabes
>>68092029
I thought you bullied them a lot.
>>68092231
the only one we actually like to bully is Uruguay, but because we like those fellas and they are our insurgent province
then you have Brazil whom we share an eternal rivalry
any other country is irrelevant footbal wise
>>68090499
>Rooting for a country where kidnapping for ransom is 20% of GDP
No thanks. Chile is probably the only livable country down there, but it's like choosing between Arkansas and Mississippi only worse.
>>68093105
A big fat source is needed
>>68093105
>Brazil is safer than Uruguay
>Colombia is safer than Uruguay
>fucking Ivory Coast and Botswana are safer than Uruguay
ayy lmao
>>68093105
>>>MEXICO IS SAFER THAN URUGUAY
didn't see that
>>68093105
need a 2016 map, western europe going red.
>>68093404
That's cause majority of cartel violence is against each other
>>68093105
Stop lying anti trump la raza protester. Mexico is shit and we all know it.
>>68093105
>Country risk
>Venezuela has been in literal shit
>no food
>violence
>still green
>Ecuador
>giving you Las Islas Galapgos and Montanita for foreigners
>many US citizens revoke their citizenships to get an Ecuadorian one to prevent the American government getting their shekles on retirement
>red
>Mexico
>green
Yeah this is bullshit
>>68094965
He's just jelly we /Colombia/now. #nevermexico
>>68090499
I don't hate Colombia, desu. Why would I? They are bros.
>>68090499
They are like the Sweden of the Americas
>>68090499
oof number 1 is a qt 3.15
>>68095189
Isn't that URGAY? aka little argentina
>>68090830
>mexico
>fine women
>>68093105
Country risk calculates political and economic stability, not crime. Chile is darkest green because having 20 years of peaceful transference of power is considered an achievement down there, and they have the strongest GDP as well.
>>68093278
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=euromoney+country+risk
>>68095171
We don't hate mexicana either
>>68090872
Look whose talking. It's impressive Canada national team even has a Wikipedia article.
it's /Culombia/ m8
>>68098007
Brehs...
US just needs a real fucking squad. I just don't understand how we're having this issue. Even if you take a .001% of the population as a pool that's hundreds of thousands of players with potential.
>>68098007
>there are colombian 4chaners who are still >no gf virgins
>>68090968
No it isn't. Saying "Columbia" instead of "Colombia" is like saying "Christian Ronald" instead of "Cristiano Ronaldo". You don't translate names.
>>68090499
>Colombia
>qt girls
>>68098456
you are shitposting wrong Jordi. Colombia has some of the most beautiful mestizas on earth. Its the likes of Mexico that have hideous women.
>>68090499
Girl on the right can get the pipe
>>68098279
Same could be said about americans, your women have no morals and are degenerate, you would have to try to not be a virgin there tbqh fampai
>>68098517
Maybe, there are hot mestizas, but what about the rest of women?, Europeans look on average much better.
>>68094965
LOL many gringos come here to live in Mexico too. We safe now????
How good is Haiti?
Would a colombian qt go for some white german cock?
>>68100070
>white german euros
Ftfy
>>68098434
beaners call New York "nuevo york" on the spanish channels.
>>68090499
Always have to bandwagon Chile due to flag broship.
We don't give a fuck about Columbia, let alone hating it
>>68092293
Forgot England lel
>>68102009
>Copa America
>England
damn your paki genes are showing off isnt?
>>68091737
the ride never ends
>>68091133
>Ecuador beating Costa Rica
id love to see a CRC vs MEX or Chile semi, would be goat
>>68101771
So it is spelled Columbia. Argay confirms
>>68100070
They said as long as are either rich or fit then yeah.
>>68104196
not him but neither I give a fuck about Columbia state senpai
STAY AWAY FROM OUR QTS YOU PIGSKIN FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68090968
kys you retarded piece of shit
>>68104414
>argentino education
>implying DC is a state
Let a bit more about the only relevant country in the world and its capital senpai.
Cup winner shall be Locombia or Ecuador
>>68104828
at this point USA capital is Jew York tbqh
>>68104521
make me pal
Remember my words Haiti is going to win 3-2 to peru
You can screencap this
>>68090935
They look very South American to me. In Brazil and Colômbia you would easily see at least 20-30 of these at any bar/pub/nightly event you'd go to.
>>68105217
Joao speaks the truth.
>>68105487
He is telling the truth m8
In big cities in south america you can always see these whores on bars that for one good drink will leave with you
>>68105083
Are you guys really that bad? We are talking about Haiti here, do you understand losing against them is losing against the lowest?
>>68105541
Don't get in the bandwagon there Peru. I've only heard good things about Braziliano, Colombiano and Venezuelano qts. No Peru, sorry.
>>68105563
We are restructuring our team and sending 18 years old.
>>68105619
m8 they all are like pic
>>68104521
>implying you had sex
Go back to /a/ and /v/.
>>68105776
so your country is full of butterfaces?
>>68105919
basically
there are real qts don´t get me wrong but you can only meet them in good and expensive bars
>>68090499
>not mexico
>not mexico
>not mexico
>being this obsessed
So, in the end, America is actually quite terrible at the only relevant international sport they're slightly good at.
What next?
>>68105989
>you can only meet them in good and expensive bars
as in every country on Earth
>>68106024
>chicanos
Please you are embarrassing yourself Freddie. REAL Mexicans don't like you. Help build the wall or just go to Canada.
>>68106078
are there "relevant international sports" other than soccer? don't say rugby, it's not more relevant than basketball
>>68106097
>le wall
>>68106208
cricket?
lel
>>68106298
So, how many World Cup finals has Australia played, since you're so relevant to call me non relevant on the only relevant sport, my irrelevant friend from an irrelevant country that can't defeat birds.
>>68105776
I can see how the Spaniards raped that.
what the fuck even is this. the official bandwagonning thread?
>>68107293
>Australia
>>68107612
Basically.
if they pick this as the reporter of colombia again as they did in the world cup, sure why not. I'm in.
>>68108046
fuck off back to Melbourne you fucking kangaroo cunt.
we all know the US only lost that last game because of the fucking mexican referee. The hand ball was completely unintentional, and i would like to be informed on exactly what is a "natural" hand position when youre jumping and turning in air? fuck mexico, fuck the ref. he just made many more people vote trump.
>mexico hates colombia
n-no we dont?
>>68109854
lmao @ ur tears
>>68110017
wont be laughing when you have to pay for that wall, paco
>>68106097
A real Mexican confirms
>>68090499
We love Colombia
>>68111306
>>68109914
>narcos loving other narcos
Color me surprised!
>>68091267
Kek
>>68098007
This is why I lift
Kolumbija
Peru - Haiti game is on.
Let's cheer on Peru!
>>68090499
Mexico doesnt hate Colombia. Where did you get that from sissy white boy?
Also
>Columbia
>>68112427
Post pic
>>68090499
I dont hate Colombia, wtf? The only country in South America I can honestly say I get annoyed with is Chile, to the point I get along better with brasilians and even understand portuguese better than chilean spanish.
>>68113948
Muh dick
Moar?
>>68114454
Why you hate chile? Because theyre whiter?
>>68114494
those are underage girls
>JAGGY
>LAFRANCE
why do haitians sound like characters from Japanese fighting games
>>68114627
You have to be an adult to wear makeup so they are probably adults
>>68090830
You are right about most things. Colombia produces way more qtie women even though it has a lower population.
>>68114627
Nothing wrong with being a hebephile. It's normal.
>>68114525
Chile white, lel. No, mainly because they have an inferiority complex that comes out when they get drunk, plus speak weird. It is a common joke in SA that they dont speak spanish. Also the only country in SA that betrayed us, Argentina, to outside forces. There is also a common concept that despite our rivalries when an outside force of the continent gets involved in any of our countries, we back each other up, rivalries and disagreements be dammed. Patria Grande and all that jazz.
In general in South America we banter each others in the most insulting way, but no one actually cares about it once games are finished and can get together and get a drink. (It is also why Mexicans are so mad about us argentinians, cant understand that banter is just banter and take it seriously.)
Chile is similar in that respect, that understand the banter, or seems to. But get them drunk and all their actual hatred for the others comes out. So despite them being southamericans, it is the most non southamerican country there is here, for good or bad.
Through 3 games
Concacaf: 0
Cumbowl: 3
Sad
God I want a sexy Latina gf so fucking bad...
God damnit.. I'm not unnatractive and I've had sex.. It's just I feel fucking social retarded around attractive females
That crushing feeling when you realize you'll never have a beautiful South American girl friend with an amazing bunda ;_;
>>68114494
https://www.instagram.com/alebuitragoh/
>>68116122
I love you. Do you know who the other girl is?
>>68114904
Cant you guys fuck 12 year olds or something?
Can they do that in Colombia?
>>68115658
Go to Brasil, being american they should throw themselves at you. In Colombia and Argentina you may require a bit more of social skills.
But in Brasil if I remember correctly female population outnumbers male population.
>>68115451
>Also the only country in SA that betrayed us, Argentina, to outside forces.
You stole their patagonia, so what are you whining about?
>>68116623
Inkacola is the next peruvian wave of talent worth a shit? Also where is farfan carrillo and zambrano?
>>68116296
>>68117120
Not peruvian, just on a business trip over here.
>>68116439
I am tempted actually but I seriously doubt I could even get one of those beautiful girls to be interested in me ..
>>68117286
Cool i went to lima once stayed in Miraflores. Girls were better looking than expected.
>>68116439
Colombian women hate colombian men because theu are sexist and ugly. They also love white cock.
>>68117531
God I just want a Colombian girl friend so bad... I just wish I didn't have to go all the way down there to find one.. Even if I did take the time to go down there I probably would just be a social autist and scare them all away
>>68117636
Just come to miami my friend, plently here looking for a guy who has a profession and white genes.
>>68117452
Miraflores is cool, but you also have San Isidro, San Borja and La Molina. In some places of La Molina, girls are smoking hot and shy as fuck (until they are slurping your cock).
>>68117781
I go there a decent amount, girls don't seem to be interested in me wherever I go.. But enough pity party
This Brazil v Ecuador game is a fun watch. I like this Brazil team they have playing .. Mixing it up with a few lesser known players is pretty exciting. Of course Willian is tearing it up but Jonas hasn't done a damn thing so far..
Colombians are my least favorite kind of mexican
>>68118225
CHI
>>68118225
this 2bh
America are lucky enough to have mexicans instead of colombian immigrants. In Chile and Argentina most of them are criminals/prostitutes/drug dealers
>>68116623
Impliying chileans havent been trying to steal Argentina soil since their begining.
They were happy with the 1881 treaty of highest mountains. The only ones who can complain about us about stealing land after some war are Paraguayans.
>>68091133
>>68122548
>Impliying chileans havent been blablabla
Dude, i didn't do anything. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>68120913
Some1s jelly. Sorry Texas but losing against Mexico made us loose our support to you. Don't worry though, you are still our #1
GUYS GUYS, what would happen if the final was an all CONCACAF final? Would sudacas lose their collective shit?
>>68123215
Not really. I would be hype if Costa Rica won it. And Im cool with the Ameriburgers and with the Mexibros.
Haiti winning it would mean they have to beat Ecuador and at least get a draw after losing to Peru. It would be fun to watch.
>>68123352
t. El Cuck
>>68123215
never would happen
only chance is if 4 jihadist smithereens themselves at Brazil, Uruguay, Argentina and Colombia training fields
>>68123812
Don't get me wrong. It would be different if this was an actual Copa America. But this cup is just a bunch of friendlies tied together.
I don't give a fuck who wins.
>>68124282
CLE
>>68090968
Please stop, you're making us appear dumber than most countries already think we are.
>>68125003
Well he's not fucking wrong. That is how you should spell it. Last time I checked English was the most used language in the world so why the fuck do we have to spell Columbia with an o like the shit eating south american fags?
CONCACAF STRONK
SUPPORT CONCACAF
CONCACAF MASTER RACE
>>68090499
>/Columbia/
South Carolina?
>>68125837
Fuck off Muhammad
>Argentina hating colombia
No, we simply don't give them a fuck. We hate Chile, Uruguay and Brazil.
>>68116623
>Chile
>Patagonia
No, can we end up this meme? They never had any settle or people living at Patagonia. The Patagonia was a wild land, full of indians. Argentina killed them and claimed the lands (Campaña del desierto). Just after this Chile started with the "Argentina stole my lands" QQ
>>68128572
Right.... You always justify your aggressive behaviors against based Texas.
Why were you so mean to Paraguay? Killing 80% of their male population....
But Argentina will defend this
>>68128521
I thought you and urugay loved each other. Your flag looks kind of similar, you Paraguayan killer.
