>>68082711
>AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS >AMERIFATS

BTFO

/a/

BTFO

Klinsmann out

ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA ZAPATA

>the city of usa

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Everytime

>US
>Soccer
Just stop

is the audio commentary ahead for anyone else?

>Jose Pekerman

Is the Argentine meme real?

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>he likes soccer

they were calling for a timeout desu

LADS IT'S U.S.A

lol we don't even LIKE soccer this isn't even our sport
you guys actually think we care lmao

>losing to a cartel team
>losing to a cartel team
>losing to a cartel team
>losing to a cartel team
>losing to a cartel team

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who /a/ here?

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EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES

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We literally never cared though.

SHOAH STATUS: ANNUDAH

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>FS1 audio feed slightly ahead of the video

terrible defense, they left him alone

Cocaine on the move

USA
USA
USA

USA
USA
USA

USA
USA
USA

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That's it, the wall just got 10 feet higher.

>>68082830
no

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>>68082802
>>68082807

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I'm a NYCFC season ticket holder and this looks awfully like any one of our home games so far.

>MURRILARDS

>>68082807
EL PERUANO

DELETE THREAD
DELETE GAME
DELETE TEAM

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>THE CITY OF USA

>I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL MEME

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is she at this game or not

That kind of garbage defence should be made illegal.

Jhonny Soccer is playing?

>>68082802
>>68082807
>Peru (gay)

>englel kits
>play shit

cant make this up

SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD POST KANE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROFL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBkbj_S3etY

this is gommunist sport

Rojas Pinilla is having a fun in afterlife

>>68082810
THIS

trump will send him back

>>68082827
yea have to change to the spanish channel. The ball didnt hit the net till like a second after the guy said goal

>>68082864
pretty distracting desu

>>68082848
Negro hijueputa WEEEBS FUCKING GET OUT NOWWWWWW

Genuinely feel bad for american fans

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Question for ameriburgers, is this pic true?

>>68082834
>you reckon we should mark that Zapata guy?
>nah

>>68082880
Did they also include a chant sheet?

Gooool

Don't worry Burger friends, because you'll still have England to support in the Euros :)

>>68082864

FUCKING RIGHT

How are our northamerican friends doing?

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NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>be American
>get ______

>>68082843
/heem/?

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>W-WE D-DUN C-CARE G-GUYS ;_______;


HAHAHAHH
HA
HAHAHAAHHA


HAHAHAAAHHAHAHHAAHAH

>>68082827
Yup. Switching to spanish right now

>>68082892
Looks like a fucking troll

>DPENSEY

Guys, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

USA USA USA

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>USA

HAHAHA KLINSMANN IS FINISHED NOW

>>68082936
goaled on

Mothra appears at halftime

>>68082916
seems about right

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>KLINSMEME
>NOT FIRED YET

>>68082830
Pekerman is one of the brightest minds of Argentina along with Bielsa. Sadly both arent as pragmatic as they should.

>W-we d-...don't even like so-soccer anyway.

>>68082916
replace curry with MJ and you got it famalam

AS A CHICANO THIS FEELS SO GOOD

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Colombia wins and amerifats have to admit that it's FOOTBALL and not sucker.

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>make up a fake cup in your cunt
>still lose

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>>68082880
>blown out by 7-0 Red Bulls at home

Not quite yet.

>>68082945
Titcow

Holy shit this sport is gay. Its literally just who can be most beta to keep from using their arms.

sorry fags, i like sports that involve upper body strength. If i wanted to see this shit i'd watch a women's marathon.

>USA chants
Pfffffft

>>68082904
THANKS TO THAT FUCKER NOW WOMEN CAN VOTE

I don't like these kits. The blue is Argentina light blue.

>>68082929
I'm supporting Memegium in the Euros, though.

U S A

*clap clap*

>>68082914
did you actually expect USA would win? american fans didn't
but hey, it's not over till it's over

http://www.ran.de/fussball/copa-america/live/usa-gegen-kolumbien-live-die-copa-america-2016-im-kostenlosen-livestream

''Official'' german stream. I don't know if its working for foreigners though. And fellow germans friendly reminder that its on Kabel 1

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bring on
>PULISIC & DARLINGTON NAGBE

This semen slurping sport is not for us
>this semen slurping sport is not for us
This semen slurping sport is not for us
>this semen slurping sport is not for us
This semen slurping sport is not for us
>this semen slurping sport is not for us

>>68082936
Refballed

>>68082949
Same, this is the first time I'm watching this and it's gay as fuck

>>68082957
>>68082957
Sauce??? I want to beat my dick.

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

IF WE CHANT LOUD ENOUGH WE'LL WIN

>>68082916

sure

Is that Jones guy even know how to pass the ball.

I'm torn in this match... I'm simpathetic for the US, the first girls I ever banged were from there, and they've improved a lot... but I'm fond of Colombia only for the 'latinamerican brotherhood' thing, and also for the good things they deliver...

Still 80 minutes remain of the match, who do you think will win?
My guess, the US remounts and wins or it is a tie

>>68082965

wena ctm!

>>68082936
blacked

>wtf is book

>>68082880
>arriving soon
>for soccer
oh muricans
lots to learn

>>68082971
>being ruled by Sean Connery

>>68082834
EZ ;_:

i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me

>amerishits

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Whatever who cares about gay dive grass anyway.

>>68082971
better hope we dont make a fake war in your cunt

HAHA TIME FOR THE US MENS TEAM TO PROVE THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOOD

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>MERICAN DEFENSE

>>68082942

I don't. I'm just here to shitpost. Same thing with the NBA finals.

>>68082929
Yeah, another team that won't make it out of the group stage.

THE AMERIKEKS WILL LITERALLY END WITH 0 POINTS TOP KEK WORSE THAN ENGLAND

>>68082945
she's usually p cute

Is anyone else watching Fox Sports 1 noticing the audio is about a second ahead of the video, so the commentators keep spoiling everything that happens?

Literally unwatchable

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>>68082880
Is this Bane?

>>68082892
dayum she looks like Gia Paloma

CONMEBOL>>>>>>>POO IN THE LOO>>>>CONCASHIT

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>>68082937

>>68082970
Poland's wrong, it's "piłka nożna" here, "futbol" is rarer albeit used

>de gay

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RELEASE DA GOAT

>>68082936
A wall

>>68083011
Sean Connery guy has been ded for 25 years now

>>68082999
Milky holmes.

>be american
>pass sideways

>>68082929

ill be supporting engerland

>>68083036
I have noticed this

>DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY >DEMPSEY

There is some loud guy on my stream who is getting picked up by the mics shouting "Colombia"

>>68083036
Watch on Univision then

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>>68083037

How many timeouts does each team have?

I hate dempsey so much

>kicking it directly into the wall

>dempshit

Why can't USA score? I thought they were good at shooting

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How can we explain ourselves for being the "top" """"athletes""""" in the world when we're throwing ourselves to the ground everytime a manlet touches us.
lol i hope we get BTFO

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Muy poco anime en este hilo señores.

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>be pulisic
>good enough to start games for dortmund
>apparently not good enough to start for the fucking US national team because lol he isn't ready

take bobby wood out of this fucking game please. he's terrible.

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>USMNT

Is there a worse free kick taker than Dempsey?

>>68082935
>tfw Daddario will never steal my soul and make me her sex slave for eternity

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>US lose Gold Cup
"CONCACAF TOURNAMENTS ARE SHIT AND MEME TOURNAMENTS"
>US lose Copa America
"THIS IS A MEME TOURNAMENT. ONLY THE WORLD CUP MATTERS
>US lose World Cup
"WE DON'T EVEN LIKE SOCK-UH. YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED THAT WE EVEN SCORED A GOAL"

>Dempsey

HAHAHAHA did he learn that from TSU?

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>the moment you realize murifats invented sports that only they play locally because they can't into the only sport that matters in the planet

>>68083045
love ya

Wow nice fucking free kick

>>68083036
Yes desu

>>68083037
Looks like a big guy

I BELIEVE

Pls i need suicide hotline I'm on the verge

>>68082980
AND STILL THE BEST PRESIDENT, FAGGOT

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>>68083027
when you guys say "this is a girl's sport mostly" you're never kidding

i wish i could watch this

>clinton dempsey

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>he isn't fapping to Juliana every time colombia scores

what are you gay?

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Hello? USA?

>>68082807
EL PERUANO

>>68083084
deserves a (you) desu

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MOTHS ON THIS FIELD

>Colombia
>White

Moths are the real MVPs

PULISIC WHEN?

>derpsey

>>68083045
WTF RAREST

>>68082936
diabeetus

>>68082986
thx

Is Sebastian perez good?

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>>68083093

>>68083108
I BELIEVE THAT

>American
>can't into FREE kick
explain yourselves

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>>68082916
I've always heard that media compares Curry to Messi because they are in their way to becoming the GOAT

Anti-Messi media uses World Cup & low amount of other things (that already has) to show that he is not becoming Pele/Maradona

What anti-Curry people use to show that he is not as good as Michael Jordan so far?

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this colombian camslut wants you to tip her 33 tokens if you think colombia will win

she is very happy right now

fucking Colombian murderball

Maybe show a card once in a while ref

>>68083094

>euros still trying to convince themselves that america cares about soccer but just cant win

IF WE GET 2500 USAs ITT Pulisic will save us from cocaine country.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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STOP WITH THE DRUMSSSS
REEEEE
THIS IS VUVUZELAS ALL OVER AGGAINNN
AMERICANS ARE NO BETTER THAN AFRICAN NIGGERS
REEEEEE
LET ME HEAR THE MATCHHHHHHHHHH
REEEEEEEE

>>68082834
you do know americas that you can grab players a bit on corners, right? like hugging but not exactly grabbing with hands, it is to put your arms in such a place to make it more difficult for recivers to run around like that.

I havent seen a scorer so alone in the area in ages.

>rig a tournament
>still lose
Why are America so shit

>tfw no bimbo shemale Colombian gf

Based Guzman

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>>68083055
>mfw kuntsmann brings pulisic on at half
>mfw he scores 2 goals and we win

>>68082986
played the ad :(

AMERILARDS AHAHAH

>>68083089
this tbqhwys

>>68083036
this

>imitate Penaldo's run up
>proceed to hit the wall

like pottery

>>68083117
>>68083149


JULIANA-MIND

>that free """""""""""""""""""""""""""kick"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>Guzan

How the fuck is he the best the USA has to offer?????

guzman with his first save all season

>Before match
>USA USA USA USA
>7 minutes in
>W-w-w-we d-don't c-c-care guise

>10 minutes in
>Barely a couple of amerifats left in the thread

The first couple of minutes we had a fuckton of posts and now they suddenly stopped.

>>68083062
Thanks spicy man.

>>68083117
she's a qt

>>68082936
wasn't there a School Shooting already in Brazil's training ground?

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HERE WE
HERE WE
HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO

>>68083146

How can it be FREE when nigs are blocking your path?

keking @ that guy who bet $1k on usa

i'd go to the game just to score some colombian qt

I don't even watch this sport and I can see this defense is atrocious

Why do we even try?

>>68083094
>posting evidence that conclusively proves nobody gives a shit about this """""sport"""""

324 050 507 people and cant find 11 dudes to hit a little ball

>>68083189
Freedom will prevail

>>68083145
I BELIEVE THAT WE

>>68083094
Pic name

kek

>>68083159
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

goals aside :)

not a bad start

>>68083113
no stream?

>>68083073
>Spicvision

No thanks

>using camsites

>zardes' first touch

just kill me

>>68082980
Go suck Uribes dick faggot

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BRING BACK DON O'VAN

MAKE THE USMNT GREAT AGAIN

>>68083148
Everything, i know ur actually asking but its almost bait

>>68083187
what has he done wrong so far?

>>68082936
dubs

>>68083117
>>68083117
>>68083117
>>68083149
>>68083149
>>68083149

kek

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>>68083145

>>68083148
Curry is not as good as MJ and Messi is not as good as Maradona either.

>>68083189
no shit they left, the chance to meme latinos stopped.

STOP HOOFING IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

What happened with Tim Howard?

>>68083149
SHE'S NOT ONLINE, FAGGOT

>>68081949
>>68081949
>>68081949
>>68081949

/latsp/

Latinos entren a este hilo.

>>68083175
Yeah but its a high quality stream after that. Its a well known website that belongs to a big german tv channel.

>>68083189
I'm sticking around. Don't really shitpost much though, just watching the game with my /sp/artans around the world

>>68083117
these plastic surgeons dont know when to stop 2bh

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>>68083211
RIP

Why is the scoreboard showing when a player is sprinting? WTF?

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>>68083172

>>68083199
there was a shooting at UCLA, but it was a guy who targeted one of his ex-professors, then killed himself

>>68083230
Even goals aside it is a bad start

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>the "analyst" was saying how colombia were bad at set peices right before the game started

wew

>>68083100

me2

>>68083162
Your country is literally 96% nigger

>>68082936
shot

>>68083224
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

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>>68083189
They can't accept loss, probably that's why they dont have relegation/qualification in their dport leagues

>>68083090
looks like a little brat with his teddy bear after being told its bedtime

>that freekick by dempsey

why

>>68083010
>soccer

Fuck off you fake

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>American Defense

TWO BALLS

>Kilnsmann will never be fired

Why watch?

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>>68083222
W-We dont care

ALL PART OF KLINNSMAN'S MASTER PLAN

WE LET THEM SCORE EARLY SO WE HAVE MORE TIME TO COME BACK

>>68083189
if you look at the thread, this is objectively false

>>68083232
that too

>>68083242
Not him, but Santos is even worst of a shitter

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tfw no Pokébros to snuggle with

>>68083258

He can't be arsed to participate in this "literal who" tournament. We're prepping for a world cup. we consider this an exibition tier tourney.

they will not get pass the bus parking of paraguay and costa rica
incoming 0 (zero) points

Where's Landon Donovan and Hope Solo?
I thought this was the American team
Im removing my Facebook copa banner :(

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>>68083275
those dang bitties tiddies

>>68083260
wut
of course she is

maybe she blocked colombians