welcome to the first AL mega game thread of the season
Mariners-Rangers 5:05 PM PT
Line: TEX -148
Athletics-Astros 5:10 PM PT
Line: HOU -139
>analslime
fuk u hueston were gonna beat ur ass today u flooded fags
hell yeah. go m's
>>68078255
>mega thread
Aren't the angels gonna feel left out? Texanon M's fan here btw. This should be a great series.
>2 AL west gamethreads
>lee and lind
im not ready for these clutch dingers tbhwy
cumbek video
https://twitter.com/Mariners/status/738621564854226944
should be a fun game lads
>>68078436
What's that. You want me to watch it a 10th time?
ok
>>68078436
>all those 2 out hits
im tearing up
>>68078377
>Aren't the angels gonna feel left out?
who the fuck cares?
>>68078591
Go back to being good, fuccboi
>>68078255
A's/Astros bros, which team would you rather see in first after this series
Rags/ Ms bros, who would you rather see in last?
>>68078377
we don't need you faggots, we got the battle of the elite outfields to watch
>>68078621
>Jokeland
>Lastros
why not both?
>>68078655
Other than the fact that it cant happen?
>>68078621
>Rags/ Ms bros, who would you rather see in last?
A's, Eric Sogard pisses me off
lets go Ms
fuck up these cum-rags
FUCK OFF RAGS
>>68078621
Ms fan, would rather see the Astros lose
>>68078621
Memeiners fan. Astros are the better team so I want them to lose pls
ha ha time for baseball
>soulja boy
been a while since ive heard this shit
>>68078621
Anglels here. Memeiners and Jokeland
tfw marte comes back
tfw martin comes back
tfw felix comes back
tfw furbush comes back
tfw zych comes back
tfw scribner comes
>>68078989
I will be fully erect
>>68078987
Back to your containment thread analslime
>>68078989
tfw Edwin Diaz makes debut
>>68079017
But it's looking to be an easy win and I love shitposting in memeiner threads ;_;
>stream already ded
RIP
>>68079059
its okay you can stay :3
>>68079085
died for me in mlb.tv for a sec
>>68079098
I wonder if we'll ever see that with the angels. Of course that's implying he learns how to hit.
>>68079085
http://wiziwig.ru/baseball/watch-a6a221-seattle-mariners-at-texas-rangers
try this
what's up faggots, i'm here for some good baseball
go M's
>>68079098
>died for me in mlb.tv for a sec
rip
>>68079159
i found another one but ill use this if this one breaks, thx
>>68079180
hello
I want a good game out of you today, Taijuan
>>68079191
is it me youre looking for?
>walker
>>68079320
heh
not a good start guys
set up a DP
FUCKING CAN'T STAND WALKER
fuck off beltre. (i still love you)
go M's
FUCK YOU BELTRE
>It's a Mariners get BTFO in the first innings episode
Sick of this bullshit,
I want a comfy game for once. Walker has been awful lately
BASED BELTRE
>Prince down to fifth in the order
Well it's something anyway
aww crap
Am I tripping or is Walker using iwakuma's arm slot and motion?
Look at it. Even in his stride and leg raise he looks iwakuma. Especially the way he drops his right leg.
What the fuck is with Walker lately. Watch him get sent to AAA if Paxton does better.
>>68079416
I haven't noticed
Mariners Minors @MiLBMariners 9m9 minutes ago
Alex Jackson blasts a 3-run HR!! 4th HR for Jackson. LumberKings up 3-0 in the 1st.
>>68079416
doesn't look any different to me
>watch M's play
Lose
>don't watch M's play
Win
Welp, Time for soccer...
That was fast. Oh man, only can rely on Karns now.
>>68079500
have fun
>>68079500
Pretty much me every time
If I swap to gameday they'll come back
>>68078591
BURN THIS
good effort, lind
>its a "the injured and taxed bullpen is better then the starting rotation." episode
>ball
>>68079869
not my favorite episode
hold onto the ball
we are going to see the Ms bullpen pretty early.
>>68079988
good
>>68079988
oh well
Why has every single questionable pitch/decision gone against the Mariners this week?
What happened to Walker? He was lights out the first month of the season.
nice dp
lucky fielding
Elvis just can't help running into outs. Mercurial little shit.
This thread is more cancerous than the A's are playing.
Pizza, you should be ashamed.
>>68080076
he still inconsistent.
>>68080117
a few anons asked so i made it, no bully
typical A's pitching
will ichiro suzuki get 3000 hits this season?
will he retire as a M?
will he be a HoFer?
First Ballot?
>7 (seven) runs in the bottom of the first
okay a 2 run game
>>68080342
Darvish at half his pitch count right now
It would have been sick to have Cano strikeout on that 99 4-steamers
>>68080295
yes
yes
yes
yes
>>68080295
probably
yes
yes
yes
>Walker
>literally walks people
walker kys my man
god dammit beltre. I hope you lose your other testicle
God I love Beltre
Top 5 3rd baseman all time mlb history
Fuck off Walker, piece of trash
This team is never going to make the playoffs with these garbage pitchers. The bats will eventually go cold
mfw this game
Walker pls
Walker sucks enough said
the hell, walker
>>68080683
Well it is the M's. They can never have good pitching to compliment the good batting. Always one or the other.
Why don't we have a dedicated thread for The AL West leader series?
Oh fuck fuck fuck, goddamnit Beltre.
I miss him so much! Remember when he caught that ball right in the dick and went on the DL, kek
at least we know we can win from behind!!!
Prince Fielder, Designated (S)hitter
>>68080683
Well, the starters are gonna eventually get better. They were good for awhile but lately have been pitching way below norm, where that shit can't possibly be sustained either.
lol there is no way that was safe
Why wave Beltre around on that shallow hit lmao
WTF CLEVENGER?!
Done with this game, gameday it is
looks out to me
>>68080849
cuz Aoki is fucking awful at fielding
>Clevenger
>>68080688
what a horrid picture, it's like some greek tragedy (kindsa like his career with the M's really)
HE GOT GOT, I fucking hope the reviewers caN see that
HE MISSED THE TAG REPLAY CONFIRMS
>>68080934
did you not see Clevenger tag Beltre's foot?
boooooooo
close call
God damn I love that slow sinker every time
Man I hope Dipoto can score us some pitching help by the trader deadline.
he's got a good eye for players other teams miss, and considering the bang for the buck he's gotten us with his off season acquisitions, I'd hope the owners would give him whatever cash he needs
Any suggestions / dream arms you'd like to see wearing teal in AUgust?
Or do you think money / trades would be better spent on another position?
our pitchers cant stop giving up runs
How does someone so small as Profar have such power?
FUCKING HELL WALKER
I see that he's good (usually, potentially, other nights, etc) but I'm just not seeing him as our next ace, and definitively nowhere near a heir apparent to the King
>>68081678
don't feel bad Profar was a Top 5 prospect in baseball at some point
at least karns is elite r-right guys
>>68081569
They seriously need it. Especially for future games going up against Darvish
Why is the AL West always so fun?
steeeeve
gotta go to my lil brothers graduation at comcast arena. catch u all on the flippity flip
>>68081744
r-right
Glen sounds depressed
aoki kys my man
c'mon guys - TWO OUTS SO WHAT
>>68082272
is she even from around seattle
>>68082272
Who's this jizz wiz?
meme triple because of a meme center field
>>68082314
nah from Pennsylvania
>>68082330
emma the unofficial mascot of the mariners
cannot catch a god damn break
crap that was a good catch
christ this pitching staff is terrible. and the bullpen was good to start the year but theyre so overworked...
El Oso Blanco represent , ya ya over the tracks in left. Now 9-0
>>68082521
>over the tracks
no need to embellish
Is Dae Ho just a better version of Prince Fielder?
>>68082521
Ok on the tracks?
To the tracks?
Fuck it wsa over 400 feet
fuck you too ump
>Walking the bases loaded
>Walker
pls take out walker, kthx
oh shieeet nice k
Moreland and Fielder are so fucking cold this year
send help
just forfeit the game, bomel. no need to waste bullpen arms on a lost cause
asshole status: de-puckered
Almost redeemed himself there.
wow, an excellent inning torpedoed by slumping sluggers.
Game's not over yet
ty cano
>Mfw 9-2
Man I still wish we had Cruz
fuck him for being a baby in the offseason though, now the Rangers are stuck with Choo who has played well but not worth that contract
>>68083180
Platoon Moreland and Rua next year at 1st base
Find a way to get rid of Fielder while minimizing that terrible contract
Just keep tappin em in. Give it a little tap tap taparoo
TYBS
someone post the moose in the mirror picture!!!
Hey Oaktown guess what's?
COME MISTAH TALLY MAN TALLY ME BANANA
DAAAAAAAAAAAAE HO
he be DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE HO
leave it to da DAE HO TO KNOCK EM ALL HOME
but srsly someone post the mose in the mirror pic, I need to see it and I need to save it and its meme magic is real
>>68083906
mfw I expected that AB to be a little longer at the very least
damnit dae ho
>tfw got an easy job today at work
I get to watch the game even if it's been depressing.
>>68084097
its always great to look on the bright side
>>68084171
After yesterday's game, for sure.
we just keep bleeding
>>68084374
There's so much luck in baseball - last night every single hop and ball placement went exactly in out favor - tonight not so much
But I'm still believing! How cool would it be for us to have two consecutive come from behind W's?
And even if we drop this game, we can still take the series, and realistically no one expected a sweep for either club
Well shit, fuckin gidp
fuck aoki
TWO OUTS SO WHAT
go SEFF go
>rangers bullpen is getting its shit together
Holy hell we are unstoppable
Reply to this post if your team has won today
Why can't >we have our own thread to shit over whatever a's fans haven't already written the night off?
Also, no shutout :(
>>68085309
because
>>68085001
getting lucky and catching little regression out of a club coming off a historically insanely awesome game and weird as fuck series and picking up a W in series no right minded person thought would be anything but a 2 -3 series is a looooooong way from 'unstoppable'
And you ain't even notched this W yet
>>68085001
Imagine that!
Someone from Dallas talking shit when everything is going well.
Looks like Cano has lost his reaching base streak
>>68085304
>>68085759
i thought he hit a double
>>68085759
he got on earlier
>>68085757
Imagine that!
Someone from [literally anywhere] talking shit when everything is going well
>>68085304
Well if by today, you mean 'in the last 24 hours'
>>68085001
Bullpen may not he a dumpster fire, but they're still trash my man. Based Chapman will save us, though.
>>68085001
Apart from a couple of single bad days here and there it was only really ever Tolleson and Wilhelmsen JUSTing it up
>>68085787
>>68085824
ah my bad, missed that was looking at Cruz
>>68085689
You're awfully optimistic for an M's fan.
>Desmond double
Nice d there Nellie.
>>68085843
Dallas is notorious for talking shit about how good their teams are and how many rings they have. when they start to tank, they crawl into a hole and shut the fuck up.
>>68085957
As an M's fan myself, we're all awfully optimistic.
>>68085996
oh yes, MUCH more notorious than any other fanbase. The salt is clouding your mind
>Dyson warming up
why.jpg
>>68085996
Not him, but holy shit anon. That's literally any team. See Blow Gays last year, or Houston fans this year.
>>68086077
No not the salt, just the air conditioning in a nice ball park and non hail damaged women.
>>68085957
We have good reason this season
It was a huge step for me to go from 'hopeful' to 'cautiously optimistic' about a month into the season and a scary one too, I've been hurt a lot
And it wasn't until the matinee game where Felix imploded and the offense clawed back from like a 5 run deficit to get the win that allowed myself to become unqualified 'opstimistic'
Feels good man, this is our year, the yer it rains in Seattle and the drought ends, and it's just the beginning from us - if Dipoto improves the tam every year even a fraction of what he has his first year.... THE SKY IS THE LIMIT
what was that shit
>>68086241
dude chill the fuck out. There was literally only ONE Rangers banter post in the entire fucking thread and you lost your fucking mind.
What is your damage, man?
HELLO WIN COLUMN
>>68085996
Yeah like how all the cowboy fags shut up after 4-12
Oh wait
Ah well, good game Rangers, we'll see you tomorrow and see how 'unstoppable' you are then
well its over. Hopefully we do better tomorrow
gg rags
muh unwritten rules
This game should be 20-0 fuck this shit
is Carlos Gomez the worst player in the AL West?
>>68086339
"Unstoppable" that's my damage
>9-2 in the last 11
feels good man
Gomez was a fucking cancer I'm glad he isn't playing
>>68086825
I was really thinking he would rake in a contract year but he's done all that's left his his defense and arm.
>>68086682
>this upset about one single solitary post
I wouldn't advertise being this thin-skinned on this website of all places.
>>68086952
and Jake's defense and arm are pretty much objectively better.
