Dingers already edition
I was thinking how price was doing pretty well recently
well not anymore
>>68077748
It's the first inning, the Jays can only do damage in the first inning and then don't do anything after that against good/decent starting pitchers
Gonna be a lot of Sox dingers off the memeballer too
Do you guys ever get srprised by what a baseball player actually sounds like? I heard JBJ the other day and didnt realize hes a soft spoken monotone.
>2 run 1st inning
Well I'm done, I'm not doing 3 days in a row of this shit
>>68077843
June is gonna be rough for us unless our bullpen can fucking get a day off.
OFFICIAL GAME THREAD
>>68077933
>>68077933
>>68077933
>>68077933
>>68077933
is he Asian?
Is this the Ellen tred?
Wasn't Dickey gay raped or something?
>>68078007
he was molested by a woman babysitter or something
>>68077979
>linking to your own shitty post in the other thread
>>68077979
I'll stay here m8
Garbage that can't be found quickly through a catalogue search deserves to die
>>68078032
pretty sure it was a dude
>knuckleballers
remind me again why Russell martin can't just catch the knuckleball
>>68078032
>>68078058
Pretty sure they just use it to give Martin an off day
>Injuring Big Papi
Time for Price to throw 98 at Bautistas head
I miss Pedro so fucking much
>>68078058
>martin
>>68078081
>Price hitting any targets
K E K
>>68077991
yes
please keep the ellen posts limited to 2.5D at max
>>68078059
this was the image I used on facebook to post on that story about that smoking hot teacher who banged a 13 year old student and got pregnant
that kid will be the coolest guy in school
>>68078118
CAN EYE POAST LOODZ?
>its another dickey doesnt make it out of the first 2 innings episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBpRWxKn1T0 i feel bad for Ortiz
>>68078102
Kek
>>68078197
>keking to a kek
Kek
>>68078228
Kek Kek kek
good job travis, no need to swing on any fastballs near the strikezone
nice strike zone there
Fucking Canada making 2 game threads. this is why we take your sports teams Canada, you dont know what you're doing
>2 outs already
firesale when?
>Umps routinely give Price a strike zone roughly the size of the sun
>He's still shit
>syndershit
lmao
>price
>unable to locate strikezone
>>68078308
>umps helping Boston
kek
>>68078360
Someone needs to teach him how to use google maps
time for dickshit to get fucking shelled and lose us this game in the first 3 innings
>>68078308
7-1
5.2 era
how is this possible with such shitty offense
>Xander
>below average defensive SS
>>68078360
Two hundred and seventeen United states dollars
>>68078393
>shitty offense
You mean the best offense in the MLB you fucking retard?
>>68078402
What is the average defensive SS? I thought all of today's SS were shit
So if Bradley still had his streak but went out on paternity leave would it end then if he missed those games?
>>68078298
>other thread is just a dickey shitpost
>"""""""""""""""""""""gamethread"""""""""""""""""""""
pick one
>>68078393
Boston is 1st in runs scored bruh
We all know you're chowing down of golden grahams, jose
>>68078421
>>68078438
>meme tier offense
>"""best""" in mlb
>Its a Sox go 1-2-3 for 6 innings episode
>>68078058
thole is supposed to be the knuckleball catching specialist
catching it isn't as easy as it sounds
the second dickey gets pulled martin will be in, just watch
>>68078455
Youre a moron
>>68078455
>best team average
>most runs and 30 more runs than the second place team
>best OPS
>best OBP
>best SLG
>not the best offense in the MLB
stop before you start
based buck only eats the finest quality
>yfw he calls his meals
>this piece of steak is a lil looper into my mouth
>>68078081
big papi is a bigger whinier than Bautista.
>Its a every Sox member gets injured episode
Stop I dont need to see this again
>can't beat them
>just hit them
BASED JOEY
>Bautista memeing his way on base
lol.
>>68078507
Why are you quoting all these stats when you can just use wrc+ you stupid cunt.
>>68078507
>claims best offense
>get cucked by birds from baltimore
Price is kill
>johnaldson
bucks is just getting fucking wasted 20 minutes before every game isnt he
Are these the fucking backup NESN announcers? They're fucking awful.
>>68078549
You mean split the series with the team above you in the standings?
>>68078503
>st louis that high in every stat with a team full of literall whos
hearty kek
>>68078592
Jesus how old are you?
it would be nice to have one pitcher
omg strike out already
jewnoldson working price's pitch count
at least hes working prices pitch count
inb4 pop up
>>68078633
Don't you mean pop out?
>>68078620
we literally do, Wright
can Lindsey teach clay to be decent at fucking ball
>>68078619
I'm not a Red Sox fan, but I'm used to the color guy with the really thick Boston accent.
Whoever's doing color commentary tonight is too busy choking on Price's dick to say anything meaningful, and has an annoying voice to boot. F.P. Santangelo-tier.
edwin will have 5 home runs tonight
first time in mlb history
cap it
How the fuck did Clay bag her?
>>68078670
lel
>Starting a pitcher who repeatedly practiced with most of Toronto's current players
FIRE FARRELL
>josh popupson
can he stop being a fag already and adjust?
>2+ popups every single fucking game is just a coincidence
>people litteraly thought blake had a week arm
eat your heart out
>>68078698
That's Dennis Eckersley you idiot
fire 3rd base meme coach for calling in bautista
>>68078709
>popupson popping up in any way a surprise
JOEY YOU FUCKING MORON WHY A SINGLE SCORES YOU FROM SECOND
Shut that semon demon up already
>>68078735
>outfield throw in a beer league park
>impressive
???????????
Not giving a cent to anything with Buchholz in it's name
>>68078735
>put out at third playing left field
>strong arm
I hope that's a joke
What's that white stuff on price's cap?
ISSUE WARNINGS FUCKIN BEAN BALL FIGHT HIM
>>68078778
We literally threw our catcher out there and told him to do his best so I thought that was pretty decent
Price aint making it six innings huh?
We're getting no- hit by R.A. "Cy Young" Dickey
>throwing at someone with exploding knees
Disgusting.
>>68078780
this
There are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night.
>>68078812
tbqh with you joe
thank you based price saving our idiots from swinging on obvious ball 4s
Oh boy is the bullpen totally fucked, its the 2nd inning and he's hitting 60 pitches
Dumb warning tbqh
>>68078806
Ortiz?
>>68078803
>no hit
>still score a run
by the power of MEMEs it will remain a close game
>>68078826
>2nd inning
Quads
Why is Dombrowski praised so much? He gave price a billion dollars and he sucks but he wouldn't give rich hill 7 mil who is an ace
lucky b*ches
>>68078872
Dumb Canadian
>>68078871
Price was the biggest pitcher name on the market during the offseason, you can't predict when all-star pitchers decide to tank
Right Toronto? :^)
time for the fire sale
throw at moockies head
>>68078872
>Polite Canada censoring swear words
nice proxy, faggot
>>68078892
>american doesnt know what babip is
mookie betts
literally the biggest meme hitter this year
>>68078922
what are you talking about autist?
>>68078914
I see you're taking class lessons from Bawwwwwwwwwtista
decent lil chopper, but I would have used lil looper it's much more effective
>>68078871
Same reason why Farrel still has a job. Sox are winning. We literally had a backup plan in case of 2015 or 2014 all over again its why we payed Lovello so much.
Honestly Im not sure how I feel, we're doing great and I shouldnt complain but Farrel blows, we still have Buckholz and Kelly to deal with
>>68078930
DOOKIE BUTTS
based donnie
DARWIN'S LAW
>>68078939
Price gave up what 3 line drives that inning? he literally got lucky you idiot.
Can Barney be stopped?
>>68078948
meme second basemen
>>68078940
You lookin for a tilly bud?
i would pay millions for Barney to never play against us again
>>68077703
is this picture real?
BASED BARNABY
barney > bogaerts
>>68078980
he'll be gone when tulo comes back from dl
>you can just mail me the $1m
Based suspiciously looking asian man
>>68078966
You're literally a moron I was replying to the cucknadian censoring himself
>>68078930
>le meme hitter amiright? ;)
>>68079011
Goins is going down
>>68078980
the cusbs literally did that to st louis' lackey and heyward lel
>>68079026
>>68078977
oy I'll box your ears!
dickey pitching no hitter
price given up 4 hits on 60 pitches in 3
who is the real meme pitcher?
>stikezone? what strikezone?
>>68079027
Canadians dont notice censors, they think that everyone is as nice as them
ortiz is an embarrassment to the game
>>68079062
Which one is making 31 million dollars a year for the next 7 (SEVEN) years?
where is the pitch tracker wtf rogers?
>>68079071
Por que, homie?
U M P B A L L
>walking ortiz with two outs
i see gibby has some sense left
>>68079071
explain yourself, faggot
kek, that was a strike but ok
After this season
>You will never see Ortiz waltz up to bat again with Fenway chanting his name
>You will never see him destory the Angels in 2004
>You will never see him single handidly keep the Sox alive in the 2004 ALCS
>You will never see him crush almost 60 home runs in 2006 again
>You will never see him pal around with Manny Rameriz ever again
>You will never see him grab Koji and raise him over his head in celebration
>You will never see him cuck the Tigers in one swing of the bat
>You will never see him rouse the team in the dugout to wreck the Cardinals
>You will never see him hit again in person for the rest of your life
>>68079127
i thought he said he would come back if the redcucks win the WS this year
>>68079127
>you will never see him abuse PED's and make a mockery of the game ever again
Thank fucking God
>>68079127
>you'll never see him hug kawasaki
;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRqsba8zi9I
>>68079156
proof?
price's strikezone, as given by these umps
>>68079156
Thats not Bonds, Clemens and A-rod?
does travis have jedi mind tricks to ruin throws and catches to/at first?
HOW DOES TRAVIS HAVE ALL THIS MEME MAGIC
HES REACHED BASE LITERALLY 5 TIMES IN THE LAST 6 OR 7 GAMES ON RIDICULOUS ERRORS FROM THE DEFENSE
>>68079156
You mean like Jose Bautista?
Bring back Sandoval when? Shaw is garbage
PILLAR
FREE OUT FOR PRICE
>>68079232
watch ur mouth kid
>>68079219
WAS TRAVIS BEHIND THE GAME FIVE MELTDOWN AGAINST TEXAS
>>68079156
you mean like Chris Colabello?
we wont score here watch
then all you fags will bitch at me for being a pessimist
>>68079232
>rangers fan still buttravaged over him throwing a bat
can someone tell david he needs to lift his leg
>>68079232
3/10 bait
get rekt rags
>>68079232
>barley 200 pound bautista
>PEDs
theres literally highschool kids playing baseball bigger than him
>>68079280
pretty sure it was the slide
>>68079255
>Chris Collobello
>FAN FAVORITE
Literally what? he was the biggest meme going
>>68079273
no outs, runners at first and third
guaranteed no runs
good job you piece of fucking shit
could have had a big inning but instead we get a 2 run lead dickshit can piss away in 1 pitch
>>68079303
yeah, because Dee Gordon is such a huge guy, are you retarded or something?
>>68079315
When did I ever say he was a fan favorite?
I said he is making a mockery of baseball with his steroids cheating ways
>>68079339
so dee gordon gets popped but bautista a guy who hit 50 dingers and is hated by almost everyone in the league is being protected right?
>bombston education
Ortiz is the most overrated "player" in MLB history.
>>68079236
Pablo is a fat disgusting disgrace.
When his belt popped he should have just walked away from the game in shame.
Fuck him for stealing all of Boston's money and letting himself get so fucking out of shape.
>>68079365
I didn't say any of that, what is with canadians and putting words in people's mouths?
IO'm calling you a retard because you think you have to look like McGuire to be on steroids
>>68079362
he was a shit player no real bluejays fan gave a shit when he got suspended.
>>68079402
Derek Jeter, but carry on
>>68079435
At least jeetz played defence somewhat
>>68079236
you're an idiot
Daily reminder we had
>Pedro Martinez
>Curt Schilling
>Tim Wakefield
>Derek Lowe
>Bronson mother fucking Arroyo
For our 2004 season, I genuinely miss when this team had great pitching
>>68079451
not well though, and got 5 gold gloves (lel)
>>68079451
>he thinks MUH JUMPTHROW was good at defense
actually he was total shit by a lot of metrics
>>68079435
I'd have to say it was Meme Carter ( Jays fan from Syracuse )
>>68079435
This
>le catch ball in fair territory and unnecessarily run another 20 feet into the stands man
>>68079453
you are
>>68079434
>ehh we didn't like him so it doesn't matter
>>68079477
Hence the "somewhat" so I do agree with you Seth
>>68079424
you argue papi isnt on roids despite failing a test and then claim bautista is on roids when not only is there literally zero evidence of it but he hasnt failed a single test, not even for shit like adderal that half the league takes
>Red Sux baserunning
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>68079468
>Tim Wakefield
>Great pitching
Literally what?
You guys have David fucking Price, maybe if you idiots would learn some advanced statistics you'd know how good you got it.
>>68079434
Hey fuck you I liked droopy
DFA shaw when this guy is trash wtf
>>68079520
show me his failed test results
protip: you can't
he was on the 2003 list that had more positive results than there were players tested, the whole thing was a giant fuck up
If you don't think they have been testing him for over a decade since then you're an idiot AND zero positives
>>68079522
David Price has been at best a disappointment for this season compared to what we are paying him. We have a literally who step up to become a god of pitching for us, Porcello is dinking along and dont even talk about Kelly or Buckholz
So fuck right off if you think our pitching isnt a massive problem
5th inning
price at 66 pitches
dickey at 69 pitches
now a bullpen game
guess who wins ...?
>>68079468
you are fucking 12, lowe had an incredibly shitty season to the point he was demoted to the pen.
>>68079520
>>68079578
I also never said bautista was on roids btw, you're arguing with the wrong anon
>>68079520
Go back to /hoc/. Don't y'all have some Cup to win? Oh wait..
>>68079589
>Porcello is dinking along
Shut the fuck up. Rick is garbage in comparison to what we are paying him too.
>>68079599
going by bullpen era, toronto should win
>>68079578
>it wasn't his fault, it was the tests fault
Man you sure do defend a guy well who doesn't even know you exist
>>68079599
memes
>>68079599
It's pretty much a toss up
>>68079619
Oh fuck right off we overpayed him for results we all knew we werent going to get, that aint his fault hes always been a backend starter
>>68079589
It is, but why did you expect it to be amazing? You guys damn near loss 100 games last season.
David Price will help, and your offence is still good, although not as good as its performing.
The Red Sox will be competitive for the division all year.
>>68079599
>anyone but osuna or biagini
boston wins
i almost want to see chavez or storen against this sox offense just to see how fucking shelled a reliever can get before he starts crying on the mound
>>68079635
Are you a homie of Bautista?
>>68079659
That Boston pen was hilariously shit the past two days
>>68079674
Not the anon you're arguing with. Just wanted to point out how dumb you look
>>68079699
jason grilli genuinly improved this bullpen
think about what i just said
>umpballed
>>68079658
I never said we wouldnt be competitive but most of the games we have lost have been because of the pitching. We expected Price to be stabilzing in that regard and sans this game only recently has he shown that, and we are in fucking June
>>68079656
yeah it's not his fault at all that he sucks complete ass and has been performing far under what he had in the past for one and a half seasons
porcello apologists are the worst
>>68079707
Nor was I, lol.
>all this hate over dickey
he has a no hiter into the 5th
>>68079775
yet somehow managed to give up a run
>>68079796
That was 100% Thole's fault
>>68079775
you know damn well hes a time bomb and is susceptible to collapsing and getting fucking shelled literally any second
>>68079763
His ERA had always been closer to 5 from 2014 to his rookie season. We payed him for a career year anyone with two brain cells knew he wouldnt replicate
Im not an apologist, he was always average to me yet for some reason the Sox saw something more
thread isnt comfy tonigh
>>68079796
>>68079809
will that count as a no hitter?
>>68079879
Yes
>>68079707
>You have to best friends with someone to have an opinion on allegations against them
I hope you know how dumb you look
>>68079849
>he was always average to me
Do you just only watch his few good starts and pretend he doesn't give up too many home runs?
>>68079879
>>68079879
Yes, believe it or not theres been a couple of unlucky bastards in MLB history who have pitched a no hitter and still lost
>>68079889
oh boy here we go
>>68079894
Iv watched plenty of his starts I know he can get clobbered but the fact is I dont expect much from a number 5 starter
>>68079911
but if the score stands he will win tho
>>68079874
It's because I'm here
>>68079772
Lol
>>68079941
a number 5 starter getting paid front end monet
I wasnt listening is fucking Xander going to lose all star voting to some Royals cuck AGAIN?
>>68079946
Yes im just pointing it out that teams can score while being no hit
Is this your first season?
>>68079969
Im not defending that at all look at my posts senpai, I was against that from the start
>>68079892
>he doesn't even know you exist
>you are performing mental gymnastics to defend a man who wouldn't even blink if you were wiped off this earth
>he will never be your best friend
>>68079987
yes but I am just pointing out that if the score stands he wins
is this your first season?
>>68079990
Who is best friends on the Jays team?
I think its Mookie and Xander for the Sox
im good friends with david ortiz and he told me personally he took PEDs for a few seasons but gave it up soon afterwards so yes he did take PEDs
how do they find so many people to do the national anthems? is there a hotline or something
>>68080034
are you slow?
>>68080041
price
20 million a year
>>68079879
>>68080072
are you fast?
>>68079990
>Mental gymnastics
It must be very strenuous for you to get through the day if you think recalling basic information from your brain is "mental gymnastics"
fuck this little league field REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>travis
>not playing single-a baseball
>>68080100
checked, MEMES
why can't le speedy jew hit the ball
>>68079987
you're defending him for still performing under what he has in the past. He's giving up far more home runs than he has before when he's supposed to be a ground ball pitcher. it is his fault and he deserves every bit of criticism for his terrible performances.
>>68080041
Stroman and Sanchez
>>68080100
didnt he no-hit into the 6th last game?
i cant help but feel this is a game where we blow the lead, all this solid contact on price and we cant convert it to many runs and storen is going to blow the lead in literally less than 10 pitches
