White Sox @ Tigers
Rodon vs Zimmerman
It's finally time for the first meetup of these two division rivals
Melky out on emergency family leave
Sox lineup is even more horrible than you can imagine as a result
Well, let's start this series
Avi replaces Melky in left
Shuck in CF so Jackson doesn't make his turf toe worse
Rollins is the DH
One bright side, Avila catching Rodon instead of Navarro. We'll see if that can make a good difference.
Off days are excruciating
Also best wishes to Melky, hoping it's not too serious for him but they did predict he'd be out the entire weekend.
Kahnle was called up to replace him.
Would be nice if you included the Detroit logo in the OP image desu
>>68077321
>Kahnle was called up to replace him.
I kinda never want to see him again.
>I don’t know what’s worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become what you’ve always wanted to be, and feel alone
>What if everything in the world were a misunderstanding, what if laughter were really tears
>>68077353
>>68077383
Damn brad..
>no comedy central megathread
>>68077324
Limited image stock. Noted though.
So enough of the info dump, onto the thoughts now
Why the fuck DH Rollins and call up the 2nd blame of >7-1 when this was the perfect time to try Jason Coats? All it takes is Melky being out and the lineup is in chaos. Goes to show how badly we need offensive depth.
>I began to understand that suffering and disappointments and melancholy are there not to vex us or cheapen us or deprive us of our dignity but to mature and transfigure us
>>68077400
It would be messy as fuck
Eaton really needs to get going again, he's been crap lately. It feels like this team goes as he does. Though the past two wins at the mets were huge
>>68077400
No one wants royals fans in here
>The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.
>>68077408
I can understand why they would want to bring Kahnle back. If they want him to be good ever, he needs to have a good outing sooner rather than later. The absolute shit show he threw in that game is probably playing back in his head every day.
>마음이 장님이면 눈은 아무 소용 없는 존재
While other teams have been keeping the tigs down cause of their pitching, it's their offense which really scares me. This is up there with Bos, Tor, and Tex offense that we've faces. All those home runs too.
Hoping our pitchers are up to the task.
>>68077552
>This is up there with Bos
impossible
>>68077537
>They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now
>>68077552
They have a 103 team wRC, they aren't even on the same planet as Boston.
>swinging at that
>no melkman
We are so fucked
Zimmerman vs this lineup is probably
>silent offense.jpg
Rodon pls, you got Avila now. Keep it close.
>>68077324
Sux fags don't even show up for their games, and you expect them to put an effort into OPs for Game threads?
>>68077755
Pls no bully
>You were put on this earth to achieve your greatest self, to live out your purpose, and to do it courageously.
Pls Kinsler
>>68077830
T-thanks Brad
>Writing is an abstract art of drawing pictures of the conscious and subconscious mind with words.
>One is never afraid of the unknown; one is afraid of the known coming to an end
Dat slider
Please be back Rodon
>Completely avoiding miggy here
Might be for the best but vmart is worrying too
>>68077911
This might just be selective memory, but I think VMart has been more devastating than Miggy against us.
Does the brad-spam happen every tigers thread?
>>68077950
It's Bradposting my friend
Based V-Mart
>>68077950
>not knowing about the bossmus
>>68077911
Shit thought so...
Come on Rodon
>If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
>>68077911
>>68077938
>Not just beautiful, though--the stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me
He gone
Phew...
>RISP
Hey, Rodon gets out of it. Wheee.
>pitch count
Looks like the bullpen's gonna get tested again today, 27 pitch first inning
>27 pitches
Fucking. Rodon you have to remember the bullpen now. They might not be out of their shitslide just yet
>A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything against them
>>68078052
One is slightly less deadly to us than the other.
Ugh.
>>68078111
they pitched like 15 scoreless against the mest
>>68078107
>>68078111
It's okay, they called up Kahnle!
>>68078146
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>>68078131
>against the mest
Which is why I said they might not be out of it just yet, here's hoping though
Hooray No no hitter
>残り物には福がある
>inb4 double play
>RISP
it begins
Pls Zimmermann
Fuck off Rollins
Whoa another hit
>Jimmy Rollins DH
ROOOOOOBBBBIIIIIIINNNN
>avishit1
>>68078281
YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>avishit2
Oh cool runs
>>68078304
>rbi
the city of (You)
No givebacks pls
Avila seriously fucking sucks
About to happen
based Leaf
>>68078427
Good enough for me desu
>>68078406
No shit dude. You got years to watch him suck on our team.
Come on fuck
wb mccannon
Shit come on rodon
>not even trying to rob that
avi please
based fucking brad
It's all over
Thank You Based Kinsler
Based Kinsler
>Bradposting is back
Fucking hell Rodon get it together on 2 outs...
Is Kinsler one of the more underrated players in MLB?
We need to get to the bullpen to have any chance this game
Fucking hell Eaton get it together
>>68078656
Absolutely
What an awful response inning.
>>68078635
>>68078656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV1_ajVpVAI
I'd say yes.
>>68078761
lol the fuck was that
"""""""""""""Effort""""""""""""""
>>68078656
Considering he's not even top 5 in the 2B all-star votes, probably.
>>68078800
Viciedo being a retard
He's in Japan now
>>68078808
based as fuck
>>68078800
the 2013 white sox showing one of the reasons why most of the sox fans became debbie downers
I take it back, I want another off day. Baseball is a cruel mistress.
sigh... fucking vmart, it's their second Raburn
Come the fuck on Rodon
>>68078875
sick
>its a rodon gets shelled game
Oh boy
>Dominance. Control. These things the unjust seek most of all. And so it is the duty of the just to defy dominance and to challenge control.
>>68078889
>>68078947
Love Van Man
Good to see Upton getting more contact desu
>>68078898
But it's not even Navarro catching him now. What the fuck rodanks?
>>68078983
>you'll never be this manly
JDIMSA
>>68079055
>>68079101
kek
>>68079101
>>68079103
why the ever living FUCK is this guy not on this team on 6/3/2016?
Sox offense please
How can you resist this?
Hall of fame ab right there
>>68079207
>>68079227
I was about to post that exact phrase senpai, are you me
>>68079271
Based fucking Bradley Ausmus
>It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not
>Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country
>Only 12 posters
>>68079475
We have scared away the white sox fans
>>68079515
Nah, the White Sox scared away the White Sox fans.
>The best way to show that a stick is crooked is not to argue about it or to spend time denouncing it, but to lay a straight stick alongside it
>[Fantasy] is a constructive aspect of the child's experimental exploration of reality, or his progressive relating of himself to reality, of his trial-and-error attempts to solve his reality problems
>>68079539
Cubs bro here, Sox fags never existed in the first place, look at their attendance, even when they were the 2nd best team in the League and their tickets are $5 a pop, they could only get, at best 20k to show up a game.
eaton please come back
>that tigers camera angle
>>68079678
?
>>68079678
Have you ever made a post on /sp/ that wasn't dickwaving your attendance numbers as if it's somehow relevant to an image board?
>>68079714
It probably helps him cope with the inevitable choke
>he does not rate Based Brad Bossmus
>>68079714
Of course not. He's got nothing better to do on a Friday night.
>>68079703
>Posting an image of the bleachers before the game starts.
Good cherry picking, but even with the odd time today, 39k showed up.
>>68079714
I also make posts laughing at your futility and self pity korean kartoon kaptions.
>>68079773
Do you have more based brads or msu images
>>68079804
>before the game starts
That pic is from 2014 bandwagoner
>>68079863
>Omits that it was 'Before a game that started in 2014'
Cubs still had better attendance than the Who that year too.
>>68079898
>before a game
kek
>>68079859
>shithio """"""""""""people"""""""""""""""
Man we're only gonna get 1 inning of Tigers bullpen at this rate. It's hopeless.
>>68079963
K rod is based
>>68079952
>All the seats magically fill up instantly when the gates open.
As hopeless as the Soxs. So when is Rinsdorf going to finally move the team and where are they moving too? Will they become the new Montreal Expos?
>>68080031
>he thinks that was before the game
Ottoman stop making me laugh
Oh wow, Abroo did something, hope slightly restored
here we go
>>68079859
The girl holding the sign looks familiar... like a porn star maybe?
Thanks Jose.
>>68080096
Zim zam pls no
>3 back through the middle hits stopped for outs
That's some bad luck
>>68080156
>>68080156
>iggy is bad luck
>jimmy rollins up
Hall of fame ab incoming
>>68080202
I wish the sox had a shortstop who didn't have a shit stache or wasn't a fossil :(
>Rollins is up
I'd rather see Albers pinch hitting than Rollins hit a dinky pop up
Brad normally doesn't make a change until a minimum of 8 runs in a row... I'm shocked
Pls Wilson
nice, hall of famer up
>wilson
>Needing a DH to get runs
Baby league confirmed.
>>68080264
>doubting based brad
I think I'm finally getting used to the new color backstop. Every time I'd tune in I'd think it was an away game at first glance.
BASED
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>hall of fame right there
IT WAS RIGHT THERE YOU GOD DAMN FOSSIL
>>68080385
B R A D
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>avila
Kenny got two catchers and they're both just as bad as fleurs
>>68080243
>hating on the mustache
faggot
>>68080584
*worse
>>68080583
Anyone else do this to sniff their upper lip? Like it desu
can the madman do it again?
gotta be honest lads this heat in the south is pissing me off. Can't wait to move back north.
Shit was 95 today and humid. the fuck is this
You have GOT to be fucking kidding me
>shuck
>>68080752
anything above 60 is too hot
summer sucks everywhere
>the white sox let shuck step on the field today
fucking
>suck
o well avilel
>>68080896
Bro Michigan doesn't feel like this.
Lazy run by Aviles desu
>>68081053
worthless player desu
>The sox are going to make the second worst bullpen look great
pls no
>>68081174
tigoats
>>68081174
>second worst BP
We have 1 semi-reliable arm. How are we not the worst by a mile?
I just want a center fielder that can field damn it.
>inb4 someone tries to tell me jackson is a good fielder
and what about this jason bourgeois guy. he's been around the league, doesn't look like a good fielder, but he's been raking in AAA this year. Why did they bring up shuck instead of this guy in the first place
eaton we need you here, come back
>>68081282
The reds
who the fuck is Bobby Parnell
Not like this
>>68081320
Sorry la but Lowe and Saupold alone make it the worst
Lowe has only had 1 "good" outing all year
>one away from the todd father
come on salad pls
post yfw dp
>>68081496
Amazing. Simply Amazing
>>68081496
>saladino hitting second
makes sense to me
>>68081496
holy shit
>>68081619
Built to win baby
Say the magic words friends
>>68081756
I like these white sox announcers, they don't say much
>>68081748
cereal bro
Channel it tigerbros
>>68081621
Based Stafford
Basedrunning!!!!!!!!!! They did it
lawrie is so bad
that was the slowest fucking transfer
fucking kek shitcago
jesus dont strand em
>>68082260
Strand them you say?
Why am I not surprised.
The sox offense implodes without melky and robin continues his streak of not knowing what the fuck he's doing by leaving a rookie in for way too long
>>68082288
Don't even pretend we haven't been leaving risp all through May.
>>68081839
Tigersfag, idk why everyone hates on Rod Allen. He's funny and provides the occasional insight. Mario on the other hand... not bad, just so boring. Most vanilla play by play, and always asking questions. Like, you've been doing this how many years, and you're still clueless?
Any time he has a real opinion of his own, his co-announcer talks him onto his side.
Christ this guy sucks
>>68082544
Rod Allen is shit dude, but Gibson is even worse.
V MART
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BASED TIGERS PLAYING GOOD BASEBALL
>>68082569
I like Gibson's voice, but not for broadcasting. Like, he could read me a bedtime story.
>>68082569
Half the time you can't even hear Gibby, and when you can he's dead wrong about something obvious.
>>68082569
you shut the fuck up about goatby
Shit tier Sox fans:
>aww man they suck again, guess I have to stop watching
>the collapse is here, just like always; told you so
God tier Sox fans:
>we're still over .500!
Have the Sox been exposed yet?
>>68082750
He's fucking ass in the booth. Good player and I am sure a good man as well.
Kahnle is gonna have the yips for the rest of his life after this and the last outing. Just DFA him already
>>68082760
Tigers Fans
>Haven't won a WS since 1984
>Still generally positive and having a good time
White Sox Fans
>Won a WS in 2005
>Complain like their team has been shit for decades
