>Milky Way League
>Team Earth beats Team Saturn
>Team Jupiter wins the championship
>implying Team Venus isn't on a fire win streak
they'll win the league on the last day lads
>Team Pluto gets relegated
>Jupiter
>relevant
>thinking mass is everything
>>68073804
>Venus
>Relevant
This isn't 2176 anymore
>i rate Neptune
>>68073777
Jupiter most bandwaggoned team
WEAR THE GAS
WEAR THE BROWN
>Team Pluto gets invited
>Team Ceres doesn't
Is this our year lads?
>I rate Uranus because it has won the league for first time
>Solar System
>relevant
No one that close to """""""""""Alpha"""""""""" Centauri will ever win the championship.
/pluto/ here. Hasn't been fun being a fan since we got relegated. But >we'll be back.
>>68073952
Which part of Neptune are you from pal?
>>68073777
>tfw TSUU still stat padding against transneptunians just to disappear against gas giants
>>68073984
I agree with this anon, I have all the Uranus swag.
Now that Earth is out, who should I bandwagon /sp/?
>Implying anyone else even stood a chance
C'mon bros
>beats everyone
Oh hey what up Milky Way
>Milky Way League
>all teams are from the Sol system
Fucking Americans man. This just like the "World Series".
Who's ready for the Earth-Mars derby?
>Implying the Orion Arm division champion isn't just going to be blown out by the Galactic Nucleus conference
Lebron thinks he has it easy playing for Earth, but he'll never win the big one playing against scrubs all year
>PLANETLETS
IF YOURE NOT IN THE BIG 4 YOURE MOON-TIER
ENJOY YOUR RELEGATION LIKE PLUTO
WHO /LIFELONG/ SATURN HERE? COUNT THE RINGS BITCH
Who else /sun/ here?
>>68073777
that picture is terrifying
>>68074185
My wife's son is from Mars but being from Earth myself, I'm a bit torn on who to root for. I don't want to upset him or his dad.
>>68074239
What part of Saturn are you from m8?
Titan here
>>68074063
The Tritonian Gorge lad
>>68073777
Neptune confirmed for GOAT at water skiing
>it's orange
Mars confirmed for never winning anything
I was born in Alpha Centauri but my mum's husband comes from Jupiter, is it ok for me to support Jupiter? I've been supporting them for over 2,500 earth years so I'm not a bandwagoner
U R ALL FAGGOTS
>>68074503
t. Uranian
>>68074515
WE WUZ ALIENS AND SHIT
>>68074043
Pluto is worse than Ceres now.
Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Daily reminder that if you weren't a fan of Saturn before 2199 you're a bandwagon fan
I've got a season ticket for Pluto home games but I don't get down there too often because it costs over 500 billion dollars for a flight now
Bloody tories
>Starlets
not even once
>>68075230
Careful not to explode there, Supernovahmed.
All these fucking plastics in this thread. Born and raised on Earth and supporting other planets.
>>68075273
Canis Majoris lifelong here, m13. I was in the youth team having gang battles against UY scuti's Ballas before you guys discovered them
Lifelong Venus fan here
go morning stars
>>68075273
fuck off
>mfw someone tells me who their favorite player is and its an alien
When will this meme end
Apologize.
ZZZZZEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGGGG
>>68073777
yeah but can any of these beat the US team? didnt think so
>>68075767
AND BLLLLLLLOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>68075690
is an dwarf planet a planet?
Who supporting /yourmumFC/ for the Ameriverse Cup? Biggest mass in the known universe. How can we compete with this?
Solar system confirmed most competitive league
Andromeda is a one team galaxy
When will this myth end that Earth is a big club? They've hardly won anything.
Don't bring up population. Mars would have the same population as Earth if it had that much water.
>>68073777
>tfw you were born on shitty earth and get dominated by alpha saturnians
we can't even win the earth-moon derby for fucks sake
>>68075230
kek
>mars
WWTL?
>Earth wins Milky Way League
>Doesn't even make it to the quarterfinals of The Universe Championship
What's the point?
>tfw Io supporter
>>68075907
>The planetarian team must be formed by at least a 70% of multiculturality
>Bring the entire German city-state to it
No surprise there
>>68076013
Io is just a smokescreen for Morata
>tfw your wife's son supports a gas giant
>>68076133
a son should always support his mother
>>68076084
Europa's up next, really want to pump them!
>>68076168
fucking moon bandwagoners
Moon football isn't real football
>>68076207
>Implying Callisto couldn't take on Mercury easily
>not watching league Andromeda
Fucking yuropoors
>>68073777
>not being a true fan of your local team that will never get promoted like team ceres
>>68076289
You're an Earthling, dumbfuck.
>>68075893
Can someone explain this Earth isn't a big club meme? We have the most trophies.
>tournament mvp
>>68073777
who has the best jerseys? I say Earth.
gotta stick with that classic green-and-blue.
Watch out for Uranus. Could prove tight in the end.
>>68076337
Trophies from the late 21st century don't count since there were only 6 teams
>>68076337
Typical earthling going back to history
Live in the now!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZzPvfuGRcmA
>>68076404
Uranus will bottle it like they always do.
>>68073777
Is Ayyron Lmaoerson Elite?
>>68073777
>Who Oort Cloud here?
>perrenial whos
>once in a long while find a way to go deep into the system
>Zeible has equalized for Io in the Jupiter Moon Derby
>Mars are looking at Earthling center back Rylan Seaver from Mercury CF
I fucking hate that my team is stuck in the outer system league. Fucking Kuiper Belt Clockers piss me off every year with their shit ass signings.
>>68076472
>Absolute GOAT
>>68073777
Team supermassive Black hole goes unbeaten shutting out every team, loses in championship
>>68076530
Dizaak Zairchonqed got you going backwards
>>68075273
Born and bred on the ice moon io.
my dad was their physio when they won the Solar System cup in 2993
>>68076530
2-5
Asteroid jones
Loses finals again BTFOOOOOOOOO BY THE HALEY COMETS
>TFW Betelgeuse supporters won't stop bullying you
>>68076634
It's because they won the Orion league for 5 eons in a row and they won't let go of it I'm guessing?
>>68076669
>Orion league
>relevant in the age of Aquarius
pick one
>>68076723
I wasn't saying shit about the Orion league being relevant now. I'm saying Betelgeuse fans are deluded because they still think the Orion league is still relevant
>>68076472
>mfw my xeno girlfriend says she supports mercury because she thinks Zlanioy Xlongio has cute tentacles
What should I do lads
>93 Trillion credit offer accepted for martian Left Winger Ethoo Iqer from Jupiter
>Deizel Aafflakker gives IO the lead over Europa: 2-1
>Aquarius league CEO arrested for space tax fraud
>
>>68076847
Who do you support?
Also, you should try and grow your species equivalent of Mercurian Tentacles
What part of Earth are you lads from?
>>68076814
Sorry m8 I get triggered anytime I feel that a Betelbitch fan is about to start yapping about how good their team was even though no other team in the league even won a Copa del Quark
>try to debate a saturnian
>they can't go more than 30 seconds without saying 'COUNT THE RINGS EARTHLING'
>>68073777
>mfw I just realised the only way all humans will get along is if alien immigrants exist
wew lads the comet aliens just signed starting pitcher ngc 2443
>>68076993
>be martian
>get run over by a rover
I don't think this semen-slurping """"""planet"""""" is for me, lads.
>>68076964
I'm not even close to Orion (Io fan)
COME ON THE ICE MOONS!
>>68077013
You mean a war
>tfw no championship is 52 million years
It sucks senpai wish I wasn't a Pluto fan
>>68076993
>Saturn in charge of a solid surface
All hype, no solids
Beta as fuck planet lol
God, I hate Saturn
>>68077082
You were unstoppable
>Pluto 12 Io 0 never 12get
>anyone beating our Saturnalien overlords
Kek
>>68077148
>tfw it's a Cleveland reference and you don't get it
who /uranus/ here
>>68077173
>TFW You had the Milkyway cup in your hands and fucked it up
>Jupiter just bought Callisto's DM, Europa's LB and Io's keeper
>Jupiterwinslol
>>68077167
>mfw Legod James the 43rd wins one for Da Planet
>>68077289
Pls
>>68077239
Fucking Jupiter!!!!
what do you guys think about athletes using methane growth hormone
>>68077367
Cum in the face
>reminder that eagle nebula is mother to most athletes in the Milky Way
Fucking slut
>>68077013
Underrated post
>>68077239
>JupiterWinslol
Fuck this league
>>68076634
Nothing wrong with skinning you and your girl alive
great thread lads
>not thinking Makemake is gonna dominate the second division and then immediately win the big one next year
They are fucking elite, you better recognise.
Who /UY Scuti/ here? I mean the Hypergiant Champion's League is basically ours this year.
>>68079274
>Bandwagoning the biggest team available
Fucking Americans I tell you
>>68074239
Rings you got a loooong time ago. Quit living in the past
>>68079140
Makemake is a meme team, they'll be found out once they face the big teams like Venus or Io. Rolling over AC Deimos doesn't mean you're any good.
>mfw hyperion fags say they will win the saturn league
>cant even be a round moon
lmao do they even know what a ball looks like
>>68079784
THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR LA
>yeah Neptune plays pretty, but can they do it during a cold meteor shower on Venus?
>when will this shit league win a Galactic Champions Cup?
>earth galactic team includes mostly jupitertonians
When will the king emperor be replaced so we can stop this shit?
>>68076993
>saturnfag
A FUCKING HEXAGON
>>68074271
Fucking Plastic Bandwagoner /sol/ faggot.
You cunts are worse than Saturn fags:
>But we've got the most rings
Fuck off.
>>68080304
>implying anyone can stop King Emperor Trump
You're probably an illegal alien we haven't kicked off Earth yet.
ERA
>>68074006
Underrated
Who /Arcturus/ here?
Solar system shits need to LEAVE spee immediately
>>68073809
Underrated.
>>68076630
>Io
>ice moon
Advanced bandwagoning
>>68073777
Jupiter won 12 games out of 16. Learn to fucking math you fucking retard.
just moved out to epsilon eridani, they worth bandwagoning?
So Venus finished last for the n^2 time in a row. It seems like they severely lack physicality, and some starters don't even show up because they are pregnant.
What the fuck do we do about this utterly shit team?
>>68085417
>caring about venus
>quantum hyperyear q-490
>>68073809
>oh well at least Pluto will be at the top of the b-league
>get destroyed by Io
>he ranks dwarf planets
>is a moon an athlete
>
Guys, I dont think this extraterrestrial procreation fluid slurping sport is for me
>>68073809
KEK
>>68074185
Gas the androids!
>YFW DA ASTEROIDS WIN THE GALAXYB OWL
>it's a reddit makes astonomy dad jokes thread
>>68090228
It's a make or miss league.
This thread is gay and not funny.
In a few billion years, the Milky Way will be BTFO.
>Not training under Earth like Gravity
>Training on higher gravity planets
you are literally space hitler if you do this.
almost as bad as the Alien growth hormone fags
>mfw I realized that Haumea is the West Bromwich Albion of the Solar System
When will it be Mercury's turn to be on top?
>>68098444
Holy fuck, where has the Waif been hiding those boobs in GoT?
>>68091089
Get out homophobe
>>68076582
I thought Arsenal had that kit before Ozil joined
>>68073777
My side go to Islamic moonstate Europa and back
>>68077013
NO OZY NO
>His """""System"""" only has one star
Binary master-race reporting in
>>68073777
try solar league
>team jupiter got caught putting zarderworms in team saturn's ion packs again
>He doesn't use psychohistory to win infinite credits at the bookies
Get on my level
