This is where the national teams will live during the Euros.
Are you happy with your team's location?
>>68069445
>Tourettes
>>68069445
Would have wanted a camp closer to the Spanish border since terrorists seems to operate in the border area to Belgium.
But the heat might have been a problem in the south ..
>Tourettes
>>68069445
Under the sea
Ours looks pretty comfy.
>right at the Swiss border
>comfy little town
>based Icelanders live nearby and will use the same airport
10/10
>>68069445
Disgusting map, brittany looks like muppet frog
>Tourettes
>>68069477
>>68069499
The guy's name who discovered the disorder was Tourette, so maybe he came from there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourrettes,_Var
>all those pleb NTs going to Paris
>germany
>not in alsace
no bantsu
>>68069517
>will use the same airport
Geneva airport? Good luck with that.
>>68069510
It's actually a little island
>>68069445
by the way, all those little circles with a dot in the center are the main targets for terror attacks according to the intelligence servces
>>68069445
not bad, they would be more or less safe and would be able to leave by sea in case of terrorist nuclear attack
>>68069627
spain are staying on fort boyard? i've seen a map before. that is the approximate location right?
literally do not care
>>68069623
>Geneva airport?
Yes
Be nice to them.
>>68069713
On the Ile de Ré, a little bit above the Ile d'Oléron where Fort Boyart is located
![ile-de-re[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nE3CU5c.jpg "ile-de-re[1].jpg")
>>68069713
ïle de Ré
highly touristic location where they rented a whole luxury resort for themselves
at least if >we get bombed Russia will act on it
No.
>>68069445
>Poles
>La Boulle on the coast
I'm okay with this
>>68069445
>Évian
>Chantilly
>Deauville
>Saint Martin de Ré
>Vichy
>Pornichet
>Saint-Cyr
>Annecy
>Versailles
divegrass teams like their expensive comfy resorts, for sure
>we aren't just saying in london and getting the eurostar in each match
Smh desu
>>68069445
>broke Spaniards will literally have to live on a boat
>>68069692
Hope Ahmed destroys Andorra. Serves them right for smuggling haram alcohol.
>>68069835
>voted as one of the most beauriful coastlines in the world
>Les Bains
the training camp itself look hideous with that pseudo modern decorations, but the general area seems comfy
>>68069888
You won't be in the EU anymore when the Euros end.
No more Eurostar for you.
>>68069768
Is there an airport in that island or is it communicated by road bridge with the mainland?
>>68069445
Are the Romanian players gonna lie in the street in England's camp begging for money?
>>68069947
>holding the referendum possibly days after we get knocked out of the euros
It will influence it so much
>>68069966
they will wait until your team leaves for a match and then steal all their stuff
why else do you think they are taking part in this?
>>68069982
Influence it pro or against Brexit?
>Germany not in Versailles
>Hungary not in Trianon
>>68070033
>Poland not rooming with Hungary
>Czech Republic not rooming with Slovakia
>Austria not rooming with Switzerland
haram
>>68069728
Nothing's going to happen. I just don't like the airport. I always have ridiculous delays any time I have to get a plane from there.
>>68070016
If we get knocked out, pro brexit
![ile-de-re-location[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HlRPpcH.jpg "ile-de-re-location[1].jpg")
>>68069955
bridge
It used to be a reasonnable touristic spot before the 90's when the bridge was still not here. You had to use a special boat to take your car with you, which limited the flow.
However, once the bridge was built, tourism skyrocketed, as well as the value of the land. Which caused huge problems to the locals land/houseowners and , whose taxes skyrocketed too, despite their income staying the same.
I think they had to create special laws to fix cases like this.
>>68070033
>France not in Vichy
how hightened will security be? more than airports after 9/11? obviously ISIL will have some shitheap of a scheme to show how peaceful they are
>>68070135
All players must stand together before each match and perform the Salah in respect to the Muslim refugees.
>>68070135
france has suffered enough embarrassments over the last few months, if they let muslims ruin their euros now, it will make them look like a 3rd world country
i think they will even use their military to secure the tournament if i read correctly
>>68070135
42 000 policemen
30 000 gendarmes
12 000 private contractors
10 000 military personnels
Stadiums in themselves will be fortresses and most likely safe.
The same cannot be said for those retarded "fanzones", though, as well as the areas outsides the stadiums, where people waiting in queues or exiting en masse after a game can be easily targeted.
Even worse will be all the packed bistro/bars/pubs.
Cost for security will be gigantic, and it most likely won't be enough anyway.
>>68070099
Looks comfy.
meanwhile there was a school shooting in University of California at Los Angeles where the Brazilian team was training for Copa America
>>68070229
Well, according to europol, at least 500 of isis guys disguised as rapefugees came to France through Germany (and that's France only) and are operating here, waiting for doing their stuff. You're clearly not helping.
>>68070274
they got the full american experience
but as brazilians they should be used to this kind of stuff
>Germany not going through Belgium
You gonna lose
>>68070274
omg! there are school shootings in america?
who could have known
>>68070274
They needed to feel at home
>>68070280
we're testing your security forces
good luck
>>68069445
>Les-Bains
Germany does it again
>>68070446
I read is as Les-Bians and expected something about homos.
>>68069445
Wtf plays in Marseille why did they do that are they retarded
Obviously poland was never going to do well in euro but this reminds me of the last euro when Italy lived in Poland but played all their games in Marseille and it ended up exhausting he players
>>68070625
i don't get your post
>>68070664
Sorry I meant to say, why do Poland live there when they play all the way in Marseille. For some reason my phone deleted the word Poland from the first sentence
>>68070688
okay and now pls explain why you think italy played their last euro in marseille while living in poland
>>68070738
Shit lol I meant Ukraine, Freudian slip, what a failure of a post
>>68069573
criminally underrated post
Is it bad if I thought I was looking at a picture of Spain and was wondering why all the good teams were staying in Portugal?
Poland at La Baule
Damn, classy place
you can also find some members of Romania national team near famous monuments like sacre-coeur, notre dame, eiffel tower scamming tourists and selling friendship bracelets
>>68070867
no, you're just american
we understand
>>68070867
the important thing is you tried
>>68069445
>hungarians are training here
>romanians are probably training in some arab ghetto in Paris
I mean,it's clear who's superior
>>68070303
>murder suicide =/= school shooting
>tfw california has the worst gun laws in the US
>>68069855
why is france so comfy
>Paris
Worry.jpg
>Euro : l’Allemagne et la Suède vont s’entraîner au Blanc-Mesnil
o i am laffin
>>68071162
the whole purple thing isn't Paris lad, in that case chantilly is quite a literal where place
>>68069517
Looks like a retirement home. Even I can afford better Hotels.
>>68071063
I live near Orry-La-Ville and there is not much arabs.
>>68071212
Chantilly is very famous faggot. One of the richest cities in France.
>>68071242
>anything outside of Paris
>famous
behave small town lad
what are the odds for terrorist attack during euro?
our government literally sends CT squad to defend our national team
>>68069445
are the Welsh going to have the support of the Breton people?
>>68071270
I live in Paris, I'm just cultured.
>>68071242
Créme Chantilly
>>68071274
It's risky.
I'm going to the opening match (France Romania) and I'm not feeling safe.
>>68070298
Underrated
>>68071303
how much was the ticket?
you are so lucky to have euro in your country. luckily in 2020 when there'll be a europe-wide euro budapest will host some matches
>Iceland
>Annecy
feels good rooting for my local team
>>68071274
kebabs are deffinetly gonna something in the works, the question is if theyll make it past security, if itll actually work and who will get hit
my vote goes to country that are anti kebab (Poland, Hungary) or firm US allies (England, France)
>>68071356
>we only get the semis/final
Would be great to get a ticket for a random group game to enjoy rather than a tense knock-out match
>>68071303
A friend of mine is going to the Germany-Poland match in Paris
He's getting increasingly scared.
>>68071356
>tfw I didn't get to witness the only goal my country ever scored in a euro
Feels bad man. And I didn't even have HD-television back then.
>>68071402
I remember that austrian team, they played really good against Croatia I guess.
Now I just hope Alaba will score a cheeky OG again, you can still win the other 2 matches
I'll be at 5 games (Paris, Lyon, St. Ettiene, Marseille, Nizza). If shit is going down, I'll probably be fucked.
>>68071402
You know nothing.
>>68071363
45 mins from here m8
>>68071370
They already tried to get into the stadium back in November in the Paris attacks (for the Germany-France friendly game), but failed and had to settle for plan B (shoot people at a local bar)
I think the stadiums will be safe, because they are protectable.
But outside of the stadiums and at public gatherings there's not really a sure way to stop those muzzies...
>>68071402
As a pole who remembers that game very lovely, it should have been 3-0 austria
>>68071446
are you some rich boy or just a volunteer?
>>68071212
>Euro : l’Allemagne et la Suède vont s’entraîner au Blanc-Mesnil
>mfw this is actually true
>>68071478
planned the trip 4 years ago with 7 other lads. deposited some money mouthly ever since.
>>68071370
Poland vs Ukraine, in Marseille the biggest population of Muslim immigrants in Europe. But in reality terrorists only seem to attack liberal countries, it's strange.
>>68071509
>get to be that confident 4 years in advance you'll qualify
Must be nice
i coud care less for my teams location.
>>68070298
>>68071521
>But in reality terrorists only seem to attack liberal countries
Apart from their own countries
>>68071445
>>68071461
It really is astounding how good those guys played back then. They weren't even in the top 100 by the time the tournament started, pretty much everyone played in Austria and >we were starting a players from Werder Bremen's second team and the 2nd Norwegian division.
The lads really played their hearts out. I still believe that the Poland game could have been won with Janko in the starting XI. The guy scored almost 45 goals the next season, but he didn't get the call in favour of people like Vastic (Ivo is still based tho) and Kienast.
>>68071534
understandable, but personally I couldn't care less for austria's team location
>>68069445
>muslims going near Marseille
Seems legit
>>68071558
As a pole I love that game because I always refer to it whenever I claim Artur boruc is the greatest 1 V 1 goalkeeper in the world. He put the team on his back, what a woeful defense.
>>68071521
Yup Poland vs Ukraine is the main target, considering all the mudslimes killed by the poles and ukrainian airstrikes.
>>68071534
I just like that I get to go to st Etienne for icepor
Parisians are already starting to get free tickets... Ice aut for 85k while lens are being invaded for eng wal is ridiculous
>>68071580
but what the fuck was albania thinking?
isn't bretagne one of the few regions that aren't overrun with muslims in france?
>>68071602
And that they're relatively close to the first game is a bonus
Man I can't wait till we win the Euros and all you faggots will go into hiding because england winning will be glorious and we can shit post all day.
I seriously think it would break 4chan lol.
VINDALOO
>>68071655
>We
Lol I'm more English than you lmao
>>68071597
I think it has something to do with Poland refusing to accept any refugees and being Anti Muslim while Hungary does the same as Poland but goes a step further by literally BUILD WALL
>>68071668
Go back to hoc faggot
>>68071684
I would impregnate the one on the right, hell the left too
So Frenchies, which country got the best location according to your knowledge of your country?
>>68071756
Annecy, La Baule, Deauville, Evian
goat location
>>68071756
many countries are on par in terms of comfyness
>>68071813
>rating Deauville
Albania's flag is cool
Only nice places (95%+ white). I guess muh diversity isn't on the table when it comes to our international image
>Ireland literally staying in the palace of Versailles
King Keane confirmed for bringing home the trophy, mark it
>>68071848
>Montpellier
>Aix
>>68071848
>95% white
Only until the French or Belgian teams get there ayy LMAO
england you better watch out cause we gonna steal yo wallets
>>68071897
That's because fuck Italy
A town called "Mallemort" in the South East of France... The name is scary.
>>68069445
The Kalos region?
>>68071946
lmao
>>68072452
thats so clearly a converted church, how sad.
All the great churches of Europe will be Mosques someday.
>>68072499
that should be illegal to do. Imagine tearing up a military cemetary to build condos
>>68072499
according to wiki it was a presbyterian aka meme protestant church, so nothing of value was lost in ultra catholic ireland
>>68072499
It happened 33 years ago in Ireland
Here is more recent case
>Muslims cut down, paint over 10,000 crosses to convert former Roman Catholic church to mosque. Plan approved by US Conference of Catholic Bishops, Syracuse Landmark Preservation Board, funded by U.S. tax dollars.
>>68072499
In spain there are plenty of mosques that were converted to churches
>>68072592
>funded by U.S. tax dollars.
jesus christ, that would be unthinkable here
>>68072640
Rightly so
>>68071402
>tfw literally got HD the day euro 2008 started
I'm still haunted by modric ugly mug
Just bought 50 packs of stickers. God help my soul.
>>68072592
fortunately nobody cares about our churches, Most are just average buildings.
The only outrage is Catholic swine using taxpayer money for it.
>>68072585
but Catholics are far worse.
as posted by the Frenchman.
>>68072713
>this argentinian sjw
>catholic
"no"
>putting the Germans encampments near Elsass
Will they ever learn?
What's Poitiers like?
>>68069903
not partying on a boat? what are you, german?
Purple area is Sharia-zone?
>>68072976
I guess they didn't want the germans near paris in fear of flashbacks
>>68073019
boring
>>68072713
Catholics need another polish pope tbqh
>>68073072
Why? What about Nantes?
>>68069445
>the placement of Croatia and Turkey
o im laffin
>>68073091
>>68071848
you'd expect any national team to stay in ghettos?
>>68072976
since you are a joke?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11372498/German-army-used-civilian-vans-for-training-exercises-due-to-equipment-shortage.html
>>68073100
Nantes is a nice place, especially if you are a student
>>68073204
it would still be enough for you, mon cherie
>>68073100
Nantes, Poitiers, Tours, Angers, Limoges, etc. are all comfy, you can visit the valley of the kings and his castles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loire_Valley
>>68069445
where is Holland staying?
>>68072689
When I watched my first ski jumping event in HD, I was mesmerized by the way the jumper's cheeks wobble in flight.
>>68073312
in pays-bas
>>68073207
>>68073276
I know a girl who lives in Poitiers but she says there's nothing to do. Just farm land?
>>68073241
Im curious to see a nuke Vs. a broomstick.
>>68069445
The Norn Iron boys staying in a commune. They are also in the Rhone region, I predict all the lads drinking wine and building bonfires getting pished.
Big Kyle Lafferty running buck naked waving a red hand about the place.
It's how I imagined they would get on desu
>>68073345
>nuking us
>wanting cancer and retarded children
nukes don't work on neighboring countries, mon ami
>>68069445
>Chantilly
You're alright by me, France.
>>68073340
depends what you are looking for, if you want to party hard with chavs and slags then don't go there.
Portugal have already given up on winning the tournament, they're now training for Rugby
>>68073399
you can't know if you don't try mein freund
>Evian-Les-Bains
>>68073312
at home
It's a pretty grim feeling knowing something is inevitability going to happen.
Hope it's not an Iceland match, something like 8% of the entire population is going to the Euros.
>>68073522
REEEEEE
>>68073638
That picture is missing all the natural gas coming in from Russia...
>>68073638
not my fault if you can't handle nuclear tech
>>68073749
at least don't let muslims anywhere near those plants
>>68073749
jesus christ france what are you doing
>>68071534
could you? tell me, just how much less could you care?
>>68073800
when all of yurop fall, we blow everything up
ez
but for the moment it's all about being independant when it comes to energy
>>68073800
doing what? its a better source of energy than burning trees you know
>>68069694
I don't understand to be honest. The Île de Ré is only acceessible through a bridge, is ridiculously isolated and hard to access. They'll take forever to leave the island and the nearest big airport are in Bordeaux or Nantes.
Looks like they don't plan on staying long.
>>68069713
Firt Boyard is pretty close to it but the island is bigger
>>68073800
Getting cheap energy without living under black clouds.
>>68073749
Lelgium litterally BTFO in case of a nuclear problem
>>68073241
with what tanks? all the Leo 2s you sold to Poland?
>>68073967
no, we'll throw kebabs at them
both types of kebabs
1 week and they'll fuck off back to vichy
>>68074055
We've got enough kebabs already.
Germany doesn't need this to ruin our life already: http://archyworldys.com/handball-the-professional-league-is-the-lidl-star-league/
>>68071278
As a Breton who has lived in Cardiff : No, nobody cares here. There's no celtic solidarity to speak of
>>68074055
you are already throwing them
its a general kebapocalypse on yurop.
>>68073955
Just have your jodium tablets on hand and we'll both be fine bro
>>68074165
noice
now it's time for the haribo ligue 1
>>68074240
the aldi ligue1
>>68071756
Dinard is pretty good
>>68074278
there are aldis in france, too?
damn, they're everywhere
>>68074358
>tfw have an Aldi and a Lidl down the road from each other
If you're not living in Paris your team is shit-tier
>>68074358
They're Aldis all around the globe, even in America.
They're like WW2 war memorials
>>68074404
>>68074456
I wish we would export our higher class supermarkets to the world, not just our pleb ones
>>68074405
>living in the European command camp of ISIS
enjoy
>>68074485
I don't mind Aldi, GOAT student shopping place. The waitrose didn't like me wandering about in my pj bottoms
>>68072592
>funded by U.S. tax dollars
well its official, the US is trying its best to cuck yurop
>>68071527
Well, with 24 fucking teams, it's not that a risky bet. You litteraly have to be Andorra-tier shit to not qualify.
>>68076132
>you're now imagining some dutch people saving up for 4 years for euro tickets
>>68076166
that would kind of suck, but they could still have fun travelling around seeing different cities and matches
>>68071756
Hard to say. Basically all of them are well known posh places with loads of luxury resorts.
Tours is a bigger normal city, but they surely have something comfy too.
France will be in their usual federation's national center:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLx9oQhUE9I
![600px-Blason_de_la_ville_de_Mallemort_(13).svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nnHr70k.png "600px-Blason_de_la_ville_de_Mallemort_(13).svg[1].png")
>>68072288
>En 1092, Mallemort est appelée Castro Malemortis. Elle prend son nom de Malamors au XIIe siècle2.
>En 1189, les Hospitaliers du Pont de Bon Pas entretiennent une Maison sur le Podium Sanguinolentum (le Puy Ensanglanté) de Mallemort dominant le passage sur la Durance.
>Le nom de la commune vient de « mal » (mauvaise) et « mort ». La région auparavant envahie par les marais réduisait cette région agricole à la maladie et la stérilité des terres. Les marais sont asséchés.
>Les armes peuvent se blasonner ainsi :
>De sable, à une tête de mort, d'argent, posée en cœur, soutenue de deux os du même, passés en sautoir et surmontée d'un vase d'or couché, en chef et une bordure d'argent, chargée du mot MALLEMORT en lettres de sable.
>Castro Malemortis
>Podium Sanguinolentum
>the blood-tainted mountain
>the bad death
>>68073340
Well, Poitiers is not the best part of France if you want to party in 3 different nightclubs every nights.
You have the Futuroscope, plus probably enough stuff in and around to spend 1 pr 2 nice weeks as a tourist if you're in cultural stuff. But once you visited everything, there's not much more things to do. It's just your average countryside city, that has the bad luck of being in an area of France where the landscape is pretty shit.
Marais Poitevin is grat though.
![csm_Mine_de_lignite_et_centrale_a_charbon_exploitee_par_Vattenfall_dans_l_Est_de_l_Allemagne_Patrick_Pleul__zb__picture_alliance_AFP_16f651fa82[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NnpdSdR.jpg "csm_Mine_de_lignite_et_centrale_a_charbon_exploitee_par_Vattenfall_dans_l_Est_de_l_Allemagne_Patrick_Pleul__zb__picture_alliance_AFP_16f651fa82[1].jpg")
>>68073638
this countryball comic seems to forget some minor details like pic related
>>68069445
Where is America staying?
>>68076166
Well, that sucks for them, but they just have to not buy the tickets then, and use the saved monies to do something else.
>>68070247
the fanzones are probably the main target. ISIS don't care about bombing a particular football team they just want to allah akbar in a big crowd
>>68070958
this
>>68071616
Bretagne + some area in the center of france, where no one live
>>68073060
Are you german or fucking american ?
>Germany
>Not in Vichy
Too bad.
>>68070941
kek
>>68069445
>those asterisks
france stealing Spanish art and appropriating
nothing new under the sun
>>68080296
syrian duh
>>68085776
You will be in Vichy again after we win in Paris again ;)
>>68086199
spain stealing catalan art and appropriating
nothing new under the sun
>>68073312
Centerparcs
>>68086199
It was made by a Portuguese
happy to be stuck between France and Russia in a metaphorical football sandwich
>>68069445
Looks like it's Paris for another year
>>68069445
Where's Denmark
Why not live close to the stadium?
Where the fuck is stadium
>>68069517
>this is in ÉVIAN-LES-BAINS
is germany planning on crashing their plane?
>>68069517
Is this where evian water comes from?
>>68095183
yes, actually
>>68069573
lel
>>68069445
>tfw Russia in my town
>>68096351
RIP
>>68069692
no, they are pokeballs
>>68096351
based tßh
>>68070446
>Germanwings
>Setting up camp in Les-Bains
>This Werder Bremen team photo
Is there a more baneposting obsessed country in the world than Germany?
>>68071212
>>68071499
They should feel right at home!
>>68073091
We need another Borgia pope tbqphwy
>evian les bains
rip krauts
>>68069445
>tfw living in dinard
you Welsh know what's up. Gonna root for ya
Germany on the maginot line? Kek. Did france organize where they would live or did each NT decide?
Not like Germany to stop at the border
>>68097048
>shortest guy is the only one with the power stance
>>68097382
>>68097407
Is the early 20th century literally all you know about the world?
>>68097382
each teams decide for their own stuff
>hungary
literally autistic
>>68073876
Maybe Vicente is trying to stay away from the various bombs that people will attempt to explode in your country during the coming month
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-36429237
Where is Netherlands?
:-D
>post face when Norn iron will da cup
>Post face when Ireland lose da cup
>>68098072
Edgy lad
>>68098109
>>68098072
spread around, mykonos, dubai, maldives
nice desu
>>68069517
looks like schwarzwald 2bh
>>68069445
>Are you happy with your team's location?
It comes to me as a complete surprise that our team made it, so I guess I'd say yes. And South-east France is nice, from what I've heard.
I almost thought for a second that the romanian team was in Saint-Denis, Paris, I had to look up the exact location to be sure. Would've served them right.
>Paris
so, home?
There is no doubt in my mind that if we play France there will be more portuguese fans than French
>>68099830
As if the people of Portuguese and Spanish descent living in France could afford Euro tickets.
>>68069445
>most teams get beach resorts
>Czechia STILL gets landlocked
>>68069445
Does UEFA force the national teams to live in France during the Euros?
Because we might as well have booked a hotel just at the German-French border, it wouldn't make much of a difference and would even put us closer to 2 of the 3 venues where we play our group games....
Looks alright yeah
>>68069445
Where's Scotland staying?
The dailylel did a full articles with all the hotels...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3616589/Euro-2016-training-bases-luxurious-hotels-immaculate-pitches-France-stars-tournament-work-rest-play-bid-champions.html
>>68073876
good place to dope hard. You can monitor the testers coming in and get ready your fake piss.
>>68069517
This is actually close to where I live, except I'm on the other side of the border
>>68070247
Isn't it sad we (the west) are forced to spend billions of dollars just to provide security for events because of muslim filth? i wish we could round them up and send them all back. then build a giant fucking wall around them.
