LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR EURO 2016 WINNERS
DID YOU SEE THAT E P I C PERFORMANCE AGAINST PORTUGAL?
DON'T BOTHER COMING TO FRANCE BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS GOING STRAIGHT BACK OVER THE CHANNEL WITH US
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S ENGLAND'S YEAR
WE HAVE BASICALLY WON IT ALREADY
COMING HOME STATUS: IT'S
REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T WIN IT THAT'D BE A HUGE DECEPTION
PASS THE MESSAGE TO YOUR TEAM ENGLISH PEOPLE, THEY DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO FAIL, UNDERSTOOD?
NAME ON THE TROPHY
WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THE INVINCIBLE ENGLAND?
I've planned my street party already, hope you're all getting them organised lads
>winning
>with roy
THE OTHER TEAMS MIGHT AS WELL NOT BOTHER TURNING UP!
IT'S LITERALLY COMING HOME LADS!
17 wins 2 draws 2 losses
Literally who has a better record than >us right now?
>>68049489
Local imam has the neighbourhood on lockdown so I can only sneak a few tinnies into the house every now and then.
>No noble
>No drinkwater
>no grifters
>no blood n' sweat
>>68049563
And these were gained against top top teams like Germany, France and Portugal.
There is nothing that can stand in our way.
>>68049490
>that flag
>this topic
WHY EVEN PLAY IN THE TOURNAMENT
WE'VE WON IT ALREADY
>>68049490
>living
>with diabetes
Literally crushing 10 man Pootragul with a 1-0 win
COMING HOME
>>68049570
Are you..Are you serious or just meming? The fact the this doesn't sound all that weird at all anymore is fucking terrifying
I'm crying bros...
It's actually coming home... 50 years since '66 and we're back...
but don't just remember 66... remember 1990, remember 1996, remember the spirit, the togetherness, the beauty... but remember the heartache
USE IT TO PUSH US TO GLORY
COME ON ENGLANDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA
thread theme
>>68049570
kek
>>68049489
Just ordered my St Georges bunting
>>68049669
It's 100% true my friend, it's not as bad as the kettle license exam though.
>tfw continentals don't take bait anymore
ENGURLANDDDD
ENGURLANDDDD
ENGURLANDDDD
ENGURLANDDDD
ENGURLANDDDD
I'm going to kek all the way home when England go out in the group stage.
>>68049670
>remember 66
But anon, literally no one including yourself was even born later than at a strecth maybe the late 80's
>>68049725
you are a seething casual if you think england won't get out of the groups
>>68049713
i gotchu senpai
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>>68049729
I was born in 61
I hope Kane and Vardy actually get played in their proper positions, and stop making Kane take set pieces. That's not his strength.
>playing strikers on the wing
Fuck off Woy.
>>68049725
NOT GONNA HAPPEN MAN
ENGURLANNNNDDD
>>68049713
we're a meme now
>>68049748
Cheers m8
>>68049707
>kettle license exam
The stuff of nightmares. I've started to use pans to boil the water for my tea I'm so desperate.
>>68049713
>crushing victory
>1-0 over a 10-man Portugal with no TSU
>also implying Portugal is relevant
>the only thing that's coming home is your whole squad after the group stages
here you go buddy
>>68049752
Kane should be dropped shows none of his tottenham form for England
Does he start?
LEAVE ASSISTS TO ME
it's actually coming home chaps i can't believe this
t.proud english man living in portugal
>>68049819
no he's a system babby and everyone in england's group will park the bus
>>68049789
it's funny people think ronaldo missing was some big miss
portugal would have been essentially playing with 9 men if ronaldo was there
>>68049751
What was the war like grandpa?
>demolish turkey 2-1
>destroy australia 2-1
This tournament is basically a formality lads, they've probably already engraved the trophy
>tfw no shoegaze gf
>>68049843
cold
>>68049729
'84 here pal
>>68049751
>
Even if you where you wouldn't be able to remember watching a game you didn't have any idea what was going on. Unless you're not actually pretending, but are literally 55 years old on /sp/ (which would be pretty pathetic desu) you would also have to be some sort of genius as a child.
>>68049810
Considering that he keeps being played out of position, it's not surprising he's not as good as he might have been for his own club m8. That and he's being made to take free kicks.
It's Woy more than anything making shit decisions for tactics and formations.
>tfw no Anna gf
>>68049892
once you've reached 50 you'll realise why I'm on 4chan, kid
>>68049852
>tfw no krautrock gf
>>68049892
ayyyy hol up
>>68049852
>shoegaze
have some fucking self-respect
>>68049892
>this autistic norwegian
i see you m8, get some self awareness. reading your posts on /sp/ recently have been concerning
Post yfw Bale sends England out in the groupstage
>>68049848
UEFA will find a way to rig it against us.
See:
>Ronaldo in 2004
>""'Injuries""" in 2006
>The """pitch""" in Croatia in December 2006 that led to us no qualifying for Euro 08
>The ghost goal in 2010
>v Italy in 2012. The game was clearly them getting payback for the SK game in 2002
>Rigged group in 2014
Reminder that ALL football """associations""" are filled to the gills with disgusting, smelly, snobby continental ABEs.
The whole world is ABE, everything is rigged against us la.
>>68049892
how would a five year old not understand football? four year olds can play in a 5 a side league.
maybe a one year old
I'm in tears. Real tears. It's just hit me that it's actually coming home this year and I'm not sure what to do with myself.
I.. I JUST
I....
&@&@& I MAY JUST GO FULL MEME!!! £&£&£
DADD?????
KANTE
DRINKY
ALL THE BOYS
GOOD KEK
TOP KEK
TOP KEK
KEK WILLS IT
BY THE POWER OF KEK
GLARBABBRBBABABBABABABABABAABBABABAABBSABBABABABABABAABABSBBABABSBSBABABABABBBLGLATBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRBRBRBRBRBGLARBBBBBBB
THE FALKLANDS ARE OURS
We beat Germany too, so we're basically unofficial world champions already
>>68049896
Or set pieces rather, and being put in a different formation.
Seriously, just play 4-4-2 with Vardy and Kane up top, make Vardy take penalties and someone else do set pieces. You can't expect him to do as well under Woy.
>>68049642
Kek, that's a good one.
>4-4-2 and 4-3-3 throughout qualifying
>4-4-2 and 4-3-3 in the last couple of friendlies
>lets suddenly swap to a diamond to accommodate KANE/vardy/rooney and have zero width
wont get anywhere without pacy black wingers
>Hodgson saying in the post-match interview that England played well
wew
>our Africans are better than Portugal's Africans
top kek
>>68049852
>shoegaze
Woh
How old are you?
>>68049830
What did you do with Maddie?
>>68049940
>kyle walker marking bale at the euros
>>68049840
>the ronaldo is bad meme
stale
Woy is rattled
>>68049999
wew lad
>>68049999
wew
>>68049999
Good post
>>68049975
4-2-3-1
Lallana---Alli---Sterling behind kane or sturridge, vardy super sub
I take it this thread is meant to be ironic?
>>68049993
24, whats your point?
>>68049975
>you shouldn't try out something new in friendlies
>>68049999
WHAT A HIT SON
>>68049948
Give me one real memory you can seriously remember as a 5 year old watching football.
>>68049999
QUADS CONFIRM THE EUROS ARE OURS
THANK YOU BASED ALBERTO BARBOSSA
>You will never be this ABE
https://twitter.com/giovanniiacono6/with_replies
>>68049789
>>the only thing that's coming home is your whole squad after the group stages
france bringing the bants
>>68049999
Botox
>>68050039
I take it you're autistic?
WE'RE GUNNA DO IT MAN
ENG-LAND
ENG-LAND
YOUR BOYS ARE GONNA TAKE A HELL OF A BEATING DAGOES, YOUR BOYS ARE GONNA TAKE A HEEEEEEEEEELLLL OF A BEATING.
FUTURE WORLD AND EUROPEAN CHAMPION, GREATEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD. WHAT HAVE YOU EUROTRASH GOT?
YOU'RE DEAD
>>68050077
>lives in wolverhampton
no wonder he hates england
>>68050116
>Be Italian
>Grow up with nice food, weather, wine, architecture, culture
>Move to Wolverhampton
Poor sod
>>68049725
As much as England is shite, Slovakia and USSR also are.
BRITBONGS, MY RUNESCAPE CLIENT JUST CRASHED
FIX THIS SHIT NOW
>>68049972
I don't think Vardy and Kane work together, I think Welbeck Kane and Lallana would have worked well but I guess this is what were going with now
THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
THIRTY YEARS OF HURT
NEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
>>68049999
wweww
>>68050135
he's obviously not italian
>>68049999
lew wad
>>68050135
No need to be this much of a weird obsessed cunt though.
https://twitter.com/giovanniiacono6/status/734430203011866624
>>68050197
He's probably one of them Scottish Italians
>>68050100
Yes.
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, Tge legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life. In the age of Rooney'
>>68050050
not in the last one before you play in a competition. woy could have tried that diamond shit months ago but he's an old senile piss-pants-smelling mong. probably forgot we have a tournament desu
The problem is trying to fit in all these new players who didn't/barely featured in qualifying. It's apain in the arse right before a new tournament and to only have 3 friendlies to do it in. Could be doing with having a few more games before the tournament to work with.
>>68050396
just arrange a new friendly against scotland
>>68050396
I would suggest A team vs B team in training but there's a strong chance Sturshit and Wiltshit won't be coming out of that alive.
its coming home
its coming home
tel the wooorld that's its coming home
>>68049654
kek
>tfw game narrated by an actual coach
>shitting on Hotdogson the whole time
>"look at that (idiot) sitting there likes he's at the opera or something lol"
kek
I cant believe its coming home, lads
>>68049999
checked
the most depressing part is that even if by some miracle england managed to produce a squad good enough to win a competition, we still wouldn't win because some mong like hodgson would be in charge
>>68050675
where do ya live?
>>68049669
fuck me how dense are you lad?
IT'S COMING HOME
after 3 matches
>>68050723
the age of rooney
what a time to be alive
Tell the worrrrrld its coming home
>>68050728
Well how the fuck am I to know? I don't live a country where the media and universities are controlled by SJW's.
>>68050229
thank you!
>>68049789
>>the only thing that's coming home is your whole squad after the group stages
kek
>>68050744
i see
>>68049840
>barely beat them 11 on 10
>"the Neymar of that shitty team being absent doesn't matter"
English delusion is like stage 8 dementia level holy shit. Get ready for 50 (FIFTY) years of huuuurt, Jules rimet still irrelevant.
never seen ABEs so scared and butthurt lads
they know it's coming home
>>68049819
No, as the other anon said he'll be useless against Russia, Wales and Slovakia because they will park the bus
When we scrape out of the group, I'd feed him a couple WKDs start him against the likes of Spain and watch him hammer in some blooters like nobody's business
IT'S STATUS: COMING HOME
>>68050949
This. ABE is a mental illness.
WATCH OUT JOHNY FOREIGNERS, HERE WE COME!
>>68050935
>>"the Neymar of that shitty team being absent doesn't matter"
what does this even mean
please stick to talking about things you know about, like black cocks and deep fried doritos amerishoot
>>68050935
Nobody will ever say it at a national level but the team as a whole functions at a lower level when TSU in on than when he isn't. On the one hand you have him always acting like he has to tow all the other fuckers along (which does happen at certain points) and the rest of them not really giving a toss because they didn't sign up to play FOR him and can't really stand his diva shit even though they'll never say it.
Doesn't help that the NT as a whole is basically a vehicle for player promotion and sponsorship deals rather than one built to win and that could be any more apparent than on the face of the coach, a no-guts likeable yes man who is either going to revolutionize football with his "Strikers? What strikers?" 442 or (most likely) crash and burn with no survivors but a fat paycheck in the back pocket.
So yes, queen's lads are delusional because the opposition IS crap and will continue to be with or without TSU and the headkicker.
>>68051110
*that couldn't be any more
>>68051095
the superstar that carries a team of literal who's like Neymar does.
Was that too hard to understand? Are you a sub 80 iq scouse? (Hint: sub means below or under).
Alves the madman
This is lame, how come we can't be in the tournament too?
They should organize a tournament for the best national teams to come and face off against each other in the most prestigious football/soccer event around. Of course, there will have to be qualifiers to determine which teams get to go. Things could start to get expensive with the travel, facility preparation, and general logistics so rather than an annual tournament it should probably only be once every few years like the Olympics.
What do you think /sp/, can we make it happen?
>mfw spurs fans think dier and alli are world class
>>68051792
To be fair to the lad, your statement in >>68050935 was pretty ungrammatical.
You should probably learn how to form coherent sentences before talking about IQ levels.
>>68052123
>people will far for this
>>68052123
That's a good idea but there will probably be a lot of competition on who would host such an event.
I think it will only work if the people that organise it decide where it is hosted based on how many bribes they recieve.
>>68052232
Oh fuck off
>>>/reddit/
kys desu senpai
>>68051110
If you are an Albertina I will marry you.
>>68052347
>Albertinas
>on 4chan
kek. Imagina o camafeu que eu havia de ser se fosse.
>>68052166
It's pretty fucking clear Actually Nigel
>>68049725
TREASON
LOCK HIM UP IN THE TOWER OF LONDON, TO BE HUNG DRAWN AND QUARTERED!
>>68049832
>>68051012
Can you explain this to me for a second chaps? Why would Vardy be less effective against teams parking the bus than Kane?
Is it because Vardys main strength is using his pace to run in behind defenders, but he won't be able to do that with a parked bus, whereas Kane is more of a classic centre forward who uses his physical strength to muscle people off the ball and bang in blooters?
>>68053588
HUE HUE HUE
>>68054016
Your mother's main strength is my dick
THINGS I STILL SEE:
-TACKLE BY MOORE
-WHEN LINEKER SCORED
-BOBBY BELTING THE BALL
-NOBBY DANCING
Rooney is a cancer to both United and England. The media creates a claustrophobic atmosphere where Rooney's inclusion is always felt necessary because he was good 3 or 4 season ago. The man is finished now. All he does is receive balls in space and play diagonals to the corner flags. He recognises he's finished as a striker and arrogantly assumes he can slot into the midfield. Mentally, he's caught between striker Wayne and midfielder Wayne, so he keeps making runs between Vardy and Kane, occupying the no.9 role and force Vardy and Kane wide, as wingers. I hope to got Mou bins the cunt.
Remove Rooney. Put Alli at 10. Put Wilshere in Alli's former place in the midfield two. Voila.
>>68049789
solid
>>68049789
I enjoy some English delusion as much as the next guy, but Poortugal lost to Bulgaria with Tsuman.
Has anyone capped this thread for future banter?
>>68055867
this whole thread is satire
we know we're shite
They parked the bus after Alves got sent off, we probably would have done better if they had 11 men
>>68050116
>>68050135
Fuck off lads, I live in Wolverhampton
THAT TACKLE BY MOORE
AND WHEN LINEKER SCORED
BOBBY BELTED THE BALL
>>68049426
Deception is not the same thing in English.
Tu cherches le mot disappointment.
