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Hockey fun time
>7 posts early
also super shitty and faggot OP
new to this sport, what are the essential meme players?
DANK>>68045112
FUCKING FISH
>>68045152
BILL THRILL
T-there's still hope, r-right?
>>68045152
Wayne Gretzky
>>68045198
Don't worry m8 sharks sweep in 5
>>68045198
Hope for a new age of "fuck the penisguins"
>>68045198
Nah, kill yourself before its too late
>hopping on the bandwagon of the teams the penguins face
>continue to keep getting BTFO
LELLLMMAAAAOOO
>>68045221
Dog created memes
And finns and Danes and norweigan are all faggots
Danes and normieweigens need to be exterminated
>>68045152
Active or overall?
Pat Kane
Jonathan Toews
Jamie Benn
Sidney Crosby
Jaromir Jagr
Zdeno Chara
Alexander Ovechkin
Sedin Brothers
Every goalie born in Finland
>>68045274
>yfw Pavelski or Hertl suddenly wake up and score a hattrick
>Stars
post this meme
>>68045317
>and get btfo 6-3
>>68045317
>t-t-the perennial chokers will show up eventually guys!!!
>>68045336
>>68045294
You forgot tyler seguin and jamie benn, those two are the meme supreme
>>68045511
I mentioned Benn are you blind
And seguin was hurt so he had no time to meme
>>68045152
Bill "don't call me phil" Kessel
>>68045336
Why you just did
>>68045317
They won't wake up, the Penquins are totally in the heads of the Sharks
Pavelski having a fit like a little kid when getting a penalty, Couture whining after the game that they cheat, Thornton getting more and more dirty, and Hertl just won't show up cause he's trash and has never showed up except for a blowout game against the Rangers a few years ago
reminder that the lightning will be the only team to 7 and they did it with a dead captain/lead scorer and a 21 year old goalie
>>68046458
Dumb sandwich poster
>>68046458
>w-we lost again b-but not that bad
>yfw jow thornton retires without ever scoringa point in june
2017 is our year
>>68046603
Simply a reminder that the ECF was the SCF
>>68046758
Simply a reminder that blood clot sandwiches lose it every year
Shorks imploding this bad in the finals is both hilarious and sad when you think about all the fans that will probably kill themselves when Pittsburgh sweeps the shorks.
Most boring playoffs I've had the displeasure of watching in 15 years
Who's with me?
>>68047083
I don't know what's more sad, Shorks shorking or Finnish goaltending betraying Stars and Preds in the final game
>>68046758
you guys sound like Detroit fans when they went to 7 against the hawks and got BTFO
>b-b-but we ALMOST beat the cup winners, that means something right?
https://www.nhl.com/news/knierim-says-scouting-combine-is-unreal/c-280859468
>Last night I had dinner with Jesse Puljujarvi.
>>68047083
>Implying they wouldn't kill themselves anyway since they're all trannies
>tfw I'm a 5'9" manlet
I will never play hokkei too short
>>68047252
isn't SJ/Bay area like all Hispanics, blacks, and dark-skinned Asians?
>>68047151
Maybe not that long. Glad no shut down teams are in the final. That year LA pooped on everyone wasnt all that great
>>68047304
Hispanics are more south, blacks are everywhere, but bay area is very LGBT crazy populated
>>68047151
Salty AF
>>68047342
California is a lost cause. Just let them die of dehydration already
>>68045112
What is this dank new meme?
>>68046758
Occasional reminder that the west has won 5 of the last 6 cups
>>68047594
Why not delete this post too faggot?
>typical LA family
>>68047594
And none of the past 5 cup winners are left :^)
probably even on the decline too if this years playoffs are any sign
>Typical Bay Area family
>>68047765
>>68048075
>mad at families
What a sad boy you are
>>68048130
>Implying the same person posted that
Fuck off Ahmed
>>68048147
>mad at me
What a sad boy you are
>>68048203
Of course I'm mad, you're a terrorist
>>68048249
>mad at terrorist
>>68048249
>mad at terrorism
You must really hate living in USA then
>>68047622
Because I got the math right that time salty sandwich poster
>>68048296
BINLAND PLS
>>68048630
>>68046375
>Hertl just won't show up cause he's trash
How can one anon be so wrong?
>>68049398
Where are the Habs right now you fucking faggot
"im a little rat-faced crybaby bitch boy" - Logan Couture
thoughts?
>>68049454
What the fuck are you on about lad
>/hoc/ used to love Sharks and Joe and hate Pongs and Crosby
>now everyone makes fun of shorks and supports Pens
lmao, talk about bandwagoning
>>68047213
Why does he look like he eats his boogers?
>>68049560
Or could it be that most of /hoc/ don't care that much about who wins and just goes along with what the dankest memes are at the moment?
wow this stanley cup boring as HECK
>>68049560
is slovakia opposite land or something? joe thornton has always been a piece of shit. no ones liked the sharks, except only recently because they're playing the universally hated pens and are from the almighty western conference (lel). its just that now that the sharks are getting their shit pushed in, all those people who """"""loved"""""" the sharks and jumbo joe are nowhere to be found and all thats left is pens fans and all around cool people, except for you.
>>68049560
Because /hoc/ used to be filled with shorks tripfags and they would same fag as anon all the time. They're rags and laffs tier in their faggotry
>>68049667
>all this mad
Did the Sharks eliminate your team?
>>68049750
Why the fuck is a bong commenting in a hockey general?
>>68049781
>muh flags
Wow nice reply
>>68049637
as soon as florida choked and wild,dallas and hawks i knew these playoffs would be boring as fuck. Haven't even bothered watching the finals live.
what up guys i bought this team finland shirt and at the grocery (in florida) some guy started speaking finnish to me and i dont know any. give me some good finnish banter in case this happens again.
>>68049973
"tulisitko rakastelemaan tyttöystävääni samalla kun katson vierestä?"
>>68049973
tulisitko rakastelemaan tyttöystävääni samalla kun katson vierestä
>>68049750
no im a pens fan lmao
>>68049973
Voi vittu perona kolme kaksi yksi
Apologize.
>>68049973
just choke yourself with your own saliva and it will sound like you're speaking Finnish.
>>68050054
In that case, save my post for after the series ;-)
>>68050020
>>68050048
>>68050055
thanks guys :)
mommas boy
>>68050256
i wonder if Puljujärvi has already made some close acquaintances with the mom ;)
>>68050107
you have misunderstood, that's not me speaking Finnish it's your mother taking my cock down her throat.
>>68050297
:DDD
>>68049560
>this faggot cuck talking about bandwagoning
>the same cuck that bandwagoned the bolts and got BTFO
>the same cuck that's now bandwagoning the sharks because he can't handle the big bad penguins
Talk about being a bandwagoning faggot
>>68045112
/nba/ here, we'll be taking this meme, thanks
What jersey does he wear next season?
>>68050603
Metallurg Magnitogorsk
>>68050603
Bluejackets
Where else, to the graveyard where players go to die
>>68050603
Bolts.
>>68049804
>muh muh
Even better reply Mohammed
What does /hoc/ think of my shoes?
>>68050698
Keep it up, Jamal
>>68050690
I can't wait to Laff at Torontocucks when this happens
>>68050710
True blue, dino poo.
>>68050556
>this mad Burger again
I am not really a Bolts fan, I just wanted to see them in finals instead of Pongs
Also look at all Canadians bandwagoning Pongs because yheir teams are shit
>>68050603
Devils
>>68050853
>I'm not really a bolts fan
Yeah I know you fucking bandwagoning cuck. Cry more when the penguins win the cup
>>68050907
Besides Bolts already have a cup so they would deserve it less than Shorks or even Blues
>rags
>>68050715
Nah, you're really not worth it tbqfwy
>>68051003
>rags
>>68051018
>rags
>>68051015
The (You) you just gave me says otherwise, Deshaun (^:
>>68051003
>rags
Short of the timely death of Staal and Girardi is there anyway to fix the
>rags
>>68049532
Spot on.
>>68051168
Trade pads, mcdonashit, and zucchini.
Fire the rest and tank a couple years.
How would you fix this team?
>>68051268
Move them to Atlanta. Then move them to Saskatchewan ten years later.
How good will Jesse "Pool Party" Puljujarvi be? He went from Best Finn to Definitive 2nd Best Finn so quickly this year. What was it Laine did that could so quickly close any arguments about the two of them? Canadian media barely talked about him and once Laine started taking over, especially now that Winnipeg has the 2nd pick and therefore Laine, he's absolutely never brought up unless the conversation includes Laine just because they're both Finnish. Granted, because he's a lock for 3rd, he's not going to be as intriguing as literally who goes 4th.
Is he a worst of a good situation for the Blue Jackets? They just traded their definitive 1C and then tanked only to miss the 2 1C prospects and land on a winger. Will he ever recover from Torts?
>>68051268
Move it the fuck out of New Jersey.
>>68051268
Fix that stupid logo for a start.
Looks more like NY than NJ.
>>68051292
He will be good
>>68051295
fuck off faggot we supported our team to 3 cups
>>68051292
he's a good lad. I like him.
>>68051401
All 12 of you encouraged the players to play the most boring, uninspired hockey in the history of the sport all the way to the Stanley Cup Finals multiple times. You did this to the point where Bettman had to literally change the rules to force your team to be more fun.
How would you fix this team?
Hardmode: no memes, legit solutions
>>68051498
draft laine
he's the hero toronto needs
>>68051490
The trap game is better than whatever shit your team played.
>>68051490
>talking shit about scott stevens
fucking pussy
this is one of the most boring finals ive ever seen
playoffs were far better.
>>68051490
They bored their fans so hard they don't go to the games any more
>>68051168
Why the fuck is Nash still a Ranger? They make stupid fucking trades all the time and he's still there on top of it. They see holes in their team but refuse to patch them up properly so now you've got a team full of holes and no wiggle room. They have almost 0 picks and their prospect pool is shrinking. They've drafted too many players that go nowhere. And they have almost no cap space, either. Is there a >rags fan on this board that for a second could say they've had pure confidence after a trade has been made these last 2-3 years? Does any fan believe Yandle is staying? They traded Duclair for this guy. It's not whether Yandle is good or bad, but he didn't elevate the defensive black hole around him nor the offense the team is sorely lacking.
It's amazing how little they need to score to win, only to have such a shitty defense that gives up so many golden opportunities. You get a goalie that ends up saving your ass every time the season is on the line and the response doesn't change. Suddenly Lundqvist doesn't play near perfect in a game 7 and suddenly every single error the team is prone to shows up.
This is a team that could have won a cup if they knew how to gamble right, but there's no chance in hell if their management keeps shotgunning for only a slight chance at the cup.
>>68051715
Damn
>rags
>>68051527
He said no memes retard
>>68051498
>no legit no1. center for years
>no legit no.1 dman for years
>no legit starting goalie for years
it's almost as if you need to have the basic fundamentals to actually succeed
>>68051775
you mean Bozak, Reimer, and Dion were not #1s?
>>68051527
Tell him to grow his hair back.
still can't believe autism matthews is the no 1 prospect. the kid screams bust from a mile away
>tfw no laine
>tfw no based pooljuu
>tfw no Scandinavian golden boys to carry your team into their long awaited dynasty
>tfw will have to watch Austin "the american almost Connor Mcdavid" Matthews, Bane of Swiss Amateurs, sperg out and demand his mommy come out onto the ice
>tfw not enough money to throw a Matthews jersey on the ice when it happens
dunno how I feel about the future tbqh broskis
If the Sharks take fewer games from the Pongs than Tampa did will Jumbo Joe kill himself?
>>68051851
we can only hope, the piece of shit.
>>68051715
Yandle a shit
>>68051851
Based Big Joe will cremate himself and spread the ashes under the ice at HP pavilion after they get swept in 4
>>68051874
Why do people think Joe is a piece of shit? Has he ever seriously injured someone before?
>>68051956
Just edgy faggots who are mad at everyone
>>68050087
>that horrible skin
>eyes of a dead fish
>head shaped like an egg
>greasy unkept hair
>5 gazillion moles
>has ears that you could every single whale in the world by every hertz
comfirmed for busting next season
guys my gf gets visibly aroused when crosby is on the ice, or just doing an interview. its starting to bother me. what should i do?
>>68051956
theres a reason hes not captain anymore. i know you're new to hockey and everything
>>68052010
Find a bull to satisfy her
>>68051989
He's really not that bad looking in person.
>>68051989
Nope. He's the complete opposite of stupid sexy Lundqvist, and his career will reflect that.
>>68052024
yeah so give me the reason
>>68052010
The break up is going to suck for you when she finally realizes she's a lesbian.
Im really fucked bros. Smoked dank and drank beer.
>>68051715
B-Buchnevich wil be GOAT, r-r-right?
>>68052099
fucking hippie cunt back to pispala
>>68052043
""""Dominating"""" in the finals
>>68051989
theres no way he can be worse than any finnish bust thats for sure
>we live in a world where JUSTin Schultz will win a ring
>>68051956
He's just a bitch.
Who wants to watch the Panthers jersey unveiling with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsZQcQRgEs8
>>68052147
>getting triggered by fucking crosby
the sharks are mentally getting fucked
>>68051715
>rags
>Yfw Crosby wins the conn smythe with a negative plus/minus
>>68052147
yep, check the lindros thornton fight
Thornton is softer than Sundin or Lemieux
>>68052161
#SidneyCrosbyCheats has been trending all day on twitter thanks to Logan Couture
>3 days until Game 3
FUCK!
I know NBA Finals is beginning as well... but I need something to fill the hole.
>>68050710
>>68052200
>Guys he's not g-good I s-swear he cheats on f-faceoffs
It's the scf my man, grow a pair.
>>68052204
You can eat chicken tenders.
>>68052159
>that's no bullshit
>WAIT BALONEY SHIT
>>68052159
>crazy cat is gone forever
Kill me
>>68052200
kek just looked that up, some comedy gold in that hashtag
>>68052204
may i suggest a couple sharpies? don't forget to post pics
>>68052204
>cuckhoop
You truly are the worst tripfag
>>68052159
>no audience volume
>just sounds like they're yelling at a bunch of loose cats, trying to get them off the stage
pretty good
>>68051715
It's also that AV is trying to play to intricate a system, on the rare occasions it works its amazing and the team can play some great hockey but I'd just one piece isn't quite up to standard on a given day the whole thing goes to shit and you can't win that way long term, there will always be injuries and guys having cold streaks
>>68052242
>chicken tenders
lmaooo
I'm not a kid any more. I'm an adult with adult tastes. I only eat chicken parmesan.
>>68052204
Me and you in the webm
>>68052204
jesus christ thats fucking embarrassing
just as embarrassing as you bandwagoning the sharks last night
>>68052275
She's a girl, God. Just let her enjoy things.
>>68052204
>Something to fill the hole
you cheeky cunt
>>68052275
???
i only watch the finals
>you can only like one sport
what???
>people ITT unironically want the ice chickens to win
>>68052434
I think more people want Bill alone to win or the sharks to shork
>>68052415
>you can be a true fan of multiple sports
Real talk, if I was Drouin, I'd try really hard to get traded to the Panthers.
>>68052454
>watching a single series means you're a fan of either team in another sport
Muller back in Montreal. Thank God, a human being that can relate to the players again.
>"Im a rat faced crybaby bitch boy" - Logan Couture
thoughts?
>>68052528
That's not what he said idiot
>ed jovanovski, someone who really put hockey on the map
>>68052515
Kek. Bolts are still in pretty good shape. Get Hedman signed let Stamkos walk and they will remain in eastern conference contention for 4-5 years.
>>68052556
If Crosby said this he would get absolutley crushed.
>>68052434
>not liking penguins as an animal
faggot
>>68052591
Case in point, when he talked about Chara punching him in his broken jaw
Guys im from California and iam going to Florida tomorrow do you guys recommend i get a sandwich from publix or stick to good ol reliable subway?
>>68052454
>you can only be a fan of one sport
yeah nah fuck off
>putting the word florida on the logo
>>68052690
Fuck the new logo anyway the old one was iconic
>Olli Jokinen
forgot how ugly finns were desu
https://twitter.com/FlaPanthers/status/738515704090136577
lmao why did they model a hockey franchise logo after an army patch
>>68049560
The shorkening and Thrill Bill finally winning the cup are equal value memes. This is why /hoc/ is rooting for the Pens
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/marner-and-matthews-a-fantastic-fit~882879
>>68050603
A KHL jersey
>>68052781
CHIEF<3<3
>>68052821
nice meme
>>68052821
This is objectively better. If you defend their cartoon kitten you're literally autistic.
>>68052821
Looks like some shitty soccer team jersey
>>68052821
is this a soccer team?
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
>>68052821
That looks like an AHL jersey
>>68052836
I honestly cant wait for Bill to hoist the cup. I'm getting a Kessel Jersey later this year just for this magnificent bastard
>>68052969
lmao, he's pink like a piggy
wow what a disgusting attempt at a money grab now all the panthers fans will have to go out and buy new jerseys
>>68052969
>rodneydangerfieldcomesbackfromthedeadtowitnesstheultimateshorking.jpg
>>68053002
>all the panthers fans
That's a pretty shitty money grab then
daily reminder the sharks are literally rebbit
>>68052821
Looks like something an university-level football team would wear
what are we going to do about this /hoc/?
>seriously doubting the hottest team in the league is going to somehow not win 2 out of the next 5
nobody is actually this retarded right?
>>68052915
Im a panthers fan and i've always hated that logo
>>68053019
kek
>>68053109
Do you like the new soccer crest/car emblem better?
rate
>>68053047
>>68053149
habs jerseys that want to be old school flames jerseys that happen to really like car emblems/10
>>68053149
These jerseys are fucking awful
>>68052969
>>68053149
The use of flags looks way better than Calgary's Logo looks like something from a car company
>>68053109
>Im a panthers fan
R A R E
A
R
E
>>68053149
>wear EFL
what is this. english football league?
>>68053149
Color scheme on the jerseys is awful, should use blue instead of bright red
>>68053149
There's something about them that's just off.
Like maybe it's the numbers on the upper shoulder instead of the normal spot, or the logo compared to others. Just something about them is offputting but I'm not sure what.
>>68052969
>FINALLY make first Stan Lee Cup final
>start shorking right on queue
I would feel for shork fans if they weren't insufferable cunts
>>68053149
They're ok
>>68053149
The only thing I actually like about the new sweaters is the mirroring of the state flag in the laces
>>68052177
That's a cool pupper.
What was the initial reaction to the Stars jerseys?
People thought they looked awful at first didn't they? Now they're considered pretty based.
How do you fix Bombston aside from going back in time and stopping the Seguin and Hamilton trades?
>>68053576
>Now they're considered pretty based
>>68053576
I've always liked them. I didn't think the reaction was that bad, iirc.
>>68053594
Go back in time and stop the Thornton and Kessel trade ;^)
>>68053594
Go back in time and stop the Boston Tea Party
>>68053647
>Thornton
They ditched Thornton to build the team around Bergeron, which I'd say was a win
>Kessel
Probably
lmao those new Panthers Jerseys are so lmae
>>68053576
I hate them, the original Stars logo and Jerseys were perfect, the new ones are bland
>>68051762
Lol
>>68053689
I wouldn't stop the trade entirely, since they did win a cup, but certainly should have gone for a better return
um
>>68053594
Trade Chara for a good haul. Target Deadmonton. Chara for RNH+Nurse. Sign Vesey. Sign Demers, Goligoski in FA
Marchand-Bergeron-Okposo
Vesey-Krejci-Pastrnak
Spooner-RNH-Vatrano
Beleskey-?-?
RNH produces a lot with two good centermen playing tougher minutes ahead of him
Goligoski-Demers
Krug-Nurse
Liles-Miller
McQuaid
>>68054046
>this entire post
>>68053576
I still hate that seafoam green, it's shit.
>>68054126
I told you on /a/ already, it's called Turquoise, you shit.
>>68054096
>implynig they wouldn't make the playoffs
>>68052659
Publix
>>68054306
>implying even the smoking husk of dedmonton would make that trade for the zebra fossil with broken knees that is chara
>implying the ruins would drop 5+ on goliwhoski
>implying okposo would sign with bombston
>implying the broons will make the playoffs next year
lmao
>>68054046
Why not target the Laffs? They practically gave away Steen, Rask, Seguin, Hamilton and Kessel. Am I forgetting anyone?
>>68052659
Publix, don't be an idiot.
>>68052821
weak
>>68054046
No one is trading for Chara. If you think this:
>Chara for RNH+Nurse
Is even close, then you're completely fucking retarded.
Goligoski is probably not going to FA.
HEY FAGGOTS
Is there a game coming on like right now!?
>>68054537
No, unless there's some minor league irrelevant cup or something
