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>Club legend Ryan Giggs, 42, is set to end his 29-year association with Manchester United by declining a new position under Jose Mourinho. (Daily Mirror)
>Aston Villa will confirm former Chelsea boss Roberto di Matteo as their new manager on Thursday. (Daily Mail)
>Chelsea are lining up a £20m bid for Roma's Germany defender Antonio Rudiger, 23. (Daily Star)
>Tottenham goalkeeper Hugo Lloris has rejected a new contract offer at White Hart Lane as the France international, 29, holds out for a better deal. (Daily Mirror)
>West Brom defender James Chester, 27, has suggested he could join Wales centre-back partner Ashley Williams at Swansea City. (Daily Express)
>Recently promoted Hull City will offer new contracts to Tom Huddlestone, 29, and Ahmed Elmohamady, 28, before their current deals expire next month, but 27-year-old forward Sone Aluko has been told he is free to leave the KC Stadium.(Hull Daily Mail)
>Leicester City are close to making their first signings of the summer, with the arrival of Germany goalkeeper Ron-Robert Zieler, 27, and Spanish defender Luis Hernandez, 27. (Leicester Mercury)
>Juan Mata is not going to Euro 2016 and so has the summer off. According to this post from the Spaniard's Twitter account, it looks like the Manchester United midfielder is enjoying some classy motoring.
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The other thread is only at 350 posts.
>/trans/ didn't even hit limit yesterday
You fuckers have lost it.
>>68040744
*Tenses muscles*
How about you shut the fuck up and play nice, okay kid?
>>68040744
from 29th may
its like wearing the same underpants for 3 days
Alva's confirmed for leaving barca, who's replacing him?
>>68040845
Bellerin
Hopefully for a massive fee
>>68040845
Aleix Vidal was signed for a reason.
>>68040853
hopefully wonga wont sell him
>20 mil for Rudiger
how can Sabatini keep getting away with it?
>>68040889
JUST
>>68040845
No one, they'll stick with Vidal/Sergi Roberto and look to sign Bellerin within the next 2-3 years.
I haven't been this mad about a player leaving since Eto'o, Barcelona are the worst club in the world in terms of selling players.
>>68040895
I can't take the name seriously. It's literally a Bart Simpson alias.
>>68040900
better than this shit
>>68040845
Flani Alves
>>68040909
>taking a german nigger named Antonio seriously
yeah i struggle as well
>>68040909
you can even make gifs now
>>68040889
>>68040926
>>68040926
>>68040889
WOBs on suicide watch
>>68040926
>Owen "Failed in the MLS" Coyle
Bravo, Venky's.
Leeds United have had 6 managers since Jack Wilshere last completed a full 90 minutes for Arsenal.
>>68040926
I dunno, his 2 years stint in Bolton is pretty decent. Hell, above average even.
I think them failed winning the mickey mouse cup final really fucked up the entire team
>>68041040
but he'll play three games in a week in france, right? better then drinking water?
Aaron Ramsey says that the Wales squad are in great shape for the upcoming European Championships, and that the togetherness is being fostered by some ribald messaging via WhatsApp.
This is the first time Wales have qualified for a major international tournament since 1958, and with quality like Ramsey, Gareth Bale, Ashley Williams and Christ Gunter in the squad, they have high hopes for France this summer.
Preparations have already begun, and the Arsenal midfielder says the fact that they’re super best friends is playing a part.
“We’re a good group of lads, we all understand our roles and responsibilities on the pitch but also we enjoy each others company; we’re quite a closely knit group,” he said.
“We’re on a WhatsApp group, the banter is flying on it.”
Asked to expand on that, he continued, “Just the other day there was a message from Joe Allen taking the mickey out of one of the other guys about his haircut.
“As quick as you like I went on WhatsApp and said ‘It’s a bit much for you to criticise somebody’s haircut when you have a beard which is like having a haircut on your face.
“And before he could reply I then said ‘And I know I also have a beard so I think that’s check-mate, Joe!’. I showed it to Williamsy and we both laughed out loud and also put in the crying with laughter emoji in another message.
>/sp/ will never have this level of banter
Kill me
>>68040999
Brenny is confirmed as Wenger's successor mate
>>68041064
>I think them failed winning the mickey mouse cup final really fucked up the entire team
No, Bolton were fucked once Big Sam quit.
>>68041096
>welsh """""""""banter"""""""""
>>68040845
Van der Wiel is available for free, since his contract with PSG is going to expire in a few weeks.
>>68041096
>allen makes fun of ramsey for bleaching his hair
>ramsey makes fun of allen's godbeard
>thinks that this means checkmate
>williamsy
weak
>>68041096
Cringe
>>68040845
any footballer that has been trained to dive, wave imaginary cards and feign injuries would do at least as good a job
>>68041096
>It’s a bit much for you to criticise somebody’s haircut when you have a beard which is like having a haircut on your face
Is he autistic?
Koeman to sign with Everton.
https://twitter.com/timdewit/status/738313910298742784
Southampton BTFO
>>68041096
that can't be real m8
>>68041135
Yes. Watch any interview he does
>>68041133
Alves has been the best RB of the last decade. In all times, certainly top 5.
Kane to city when?
>>68041096
>with quality like Ramsey, Gareth Bale, Ashley Williams and Chris Gunter in the squad, they have high hopes for France this summer
>Chris Gunter
Wtf
>>68040724
Gundogan looks like an arab henchman in some 80's action movie set in the middle east.
>>68041164
The only good players they have are Williams and Bale.
>>68041148
the bit after 'the banter is flying on it' is fake
>>68041138
>Gibberish text that happens to contain the words koeman and Everton
Sure mate
>>68041138
I thought Simeone was going to Everton.
>>68041178
yes, but as an assistant along with Emery
>>68041174
Allen and Ramsey are pretty good
Is Zlatan to United confirmed yet?
>>68041138
No reason to do that, desu famlam
>Laporte
>Gudonnerogan
>Signing 2 more permacrocks when your team is already full of them
why?
>>68041195
excuses for season 1
>>68041195
They are young(ish).
Don't mind me, just leaving a potential title-winning side here.
>tfw Mourinho is going to ruin all of LVG's solid works by selling half the squad and attempting to buy the league with second-rate players
>>68041188
RAmseys dogshit
>"I have already said that there is no player that would not want to play for Real Madrid, because it is the best club in the world," said Morata.
">But I am focused on the European Championships. After that, we will see what happens."
>>68041206
LVG literally signed a bunch of second raters: Herrera, Shwein, that italian fullback and Schneiderlin are all very average players.
>>68041195
It's the 2 ex-Barca directors pissing away oil money for the laugh.
They must have spent a billion by now.
>>68041206
In fairness, half the squad needs to be cleared out.
>>68041222
nah m8, they're all world class, depay too
>>68041222
Schneiderlin for 30 million is the type of signing you would expect Liverpool to make.
>>68041206
Half the squad needs to be sold, lets just hope its the right half...
I can't see Dortmund selling Obama but if they did who would they even get in?
>>68041222
>you now remember when darmian was being called 'world class' and 'best rb in the league' after a month
>>68041251
Lacazette maybe?
>>68041255
Mind if i save that reaction image, bruce?
>>68041251
batshuayi
>>68041251
Maybe Ben Yedder, since they're apparently set on raiding Ligue 1.
>>68041222
>>68041255
Remember when Darmian got subbed on against Spurs and they scored 3 goals in the next 5 minutes?
>>68041263
it's all yours my friend
What is this Batshauyi meme and when will it end? Literally never seen him play in my life or heard of him do anything relevant this season.
Probably won't get on the pitch in the Euros either 2016 Guivarch
>>68041273
He scored like 18 goals this season I think
Mainly know from football manager though
salty xd
Garry Monk to Leeds. Thoughts? Opinions?
>>68041287
Just stating facts
How is that salty you mong
>>68041287
German banter
>>68041297
see jj >>68041089
>>68041287
lel, all true though
>>68041096
>And I know I also have a beard
Top tier banter lad
>>68041255
every united player ever
>schweinsteiger n-not perma crocked at all
>darmian soon to be next best RB in the world, Dani Alv-WHO?
>Smalling and Phil Jones world class, stay away Barca and Real ;);)
>Carrick is pure class, world class, classy class player of the classiest class
>Rooney going to score 40 goals, he is better than Messi!
>Depay is the next robben, 30 goals easy
>LVG GOAT, the treble is OURS, 10 year dynasty confirmed!
>... 2016
>Mourinho IN
>Sell Rooney, sell Depay, sell Schweinsteiger, SELL EVERYONE
>BUY Neymar, BUY Messi, BUY Ronaldo, BUY Aubameyang, BUY Bale, BUY Kane. BUY BUY BUY
United 'fans' overrate their own players like Liverpool fans do
>Ganso replaces Kaka in the Brazil Copa America squad
What year is this
>>68041329
>5 days ago
>kaka replaces douglas costa in the squad
J
bullshit coming through
>wales that unlikely
>iceland bottom
>poland romania is a 53-47 split game
>>68041327
you must be new, all football fans do it
>>68041287
they talk as if winning the bundesliga is some big accomplishment
>>68041206
>>68041222
>>68041227
>>68041243
Shit, walked away from my laptop and didn't realise I hadn't even posted the image. Attempt 2: Objectively a perfectly balanced side, capable of beating anyone else in the world.
>>68041327
how many more strawman arguments do you think you can fit into one post?
So, Koeman is really going to Everton...
What a fucking terrible decision tbqh
>>68041390
I'm confused. So there's a 63% chance Switzerland will finish second, yet Romania will make it out of the group?
>>68041390
No way wales lose to russia and alternate russia
>>68041394
>Mata
>Blind at CB
>Rooney not a number 10
>>68041406
Best 3rd place teams also qualify
>>68041424
But Switzerland isn't present in their Ro16 predictions at all.
>>68041397
decent source?
>Di Matteo goes to Villa
Pearson can't get arrested. He's going to kill himself.
>>68040721
>Club legend Ryan Giggs, 42, is set to end his 29-year association with Manchester United by declining a new position under Jose Mourinho. (Daily Mirror)
hope the position was dinner lady. see you later you weird silent functionless mong. scholesy and savage are not going to be happy about this.
>>68041438
there's not one because it's fucking hogshit
>>68041459
Schools probably hates Giggs
Koeman and agent spotted at Lime Street
>>68041459
I've read the position was coaching the U-17 team.
>>68041474
Why?
>>68041422
Mata's a very classy player la, saved us so many times last season even though he was being played out of position. Blind and Smalling worked very well together and contributed to the league's most successful defense, even though FBs were mostly shithouses. Rooney was shit at number 9 and 10 for most of the season, but looked good when he dropped back deeper for the last few games of the season - almost Scholes-esque at times, which is clearly what he wants to be.
>>68041479
Wouldn't be surprised if Giggs has flirted with his wife at some point.
>>68041479
They are both cunts
>>68041096
quality banter
>>68041476
>>68041460
why so mad
>>68041096
>when you have a beard which is like having a haircut on your face.
Fucking hell
>>68041455
Lol RDM is such a shit manager. I'm amazed another club is actually going to give him a long contract to live off again.
rate Sam's moves
>>68041529
He's right
I have a beard
Who was that Arsenal tripfag who spammed shit like an autist? His name was something like JD
>>68041394
Would love to see Zlatan fail in the EPL harder than Failcao.
>>68041547
Have you got Lewa?
>>68041553
JW10
>>68041553
you mean the guy with like 100 different teams he supported? JW10
>>68041562
>>68041571
Kek, cheers. Wonder what he's up to right now.
>>68041438
Dutch journalist from NOS stationed in England
seems like a smug prick who barely reports on actual news on twitter so this tweet sticks out like a sore thumb
>>68041527
why wouldn't he be, it's a retarded move
>>68041579
He admitted to having full blown agoraphobia and autism so probably a Muslim by now
>>68041557
Sure it's a risk to take an old guy who has played in a sub-par league for the last few years, but he can only play against the teams he's up against and he's been scoring for fun over there. In any case, based Rashford would be waiting on the bench for his chance to make an impact.
>>68041513
100 Gold Karma to anyone that can actually name this player
who can stop us?
>>68041594
Barca's new number 6
:3
>>68041579
He was northern irish so he's probably been stabbed by a paddy by now
>>68041579
hopefully necked himself.
>>68041513
>>68041535
>>68041539
>>68041547
>>68041573
>>68041606
Why are you just posting futhead card pictures?
>>68041602
A team with full backs
>>68041455
I am wrong, apparently Nigel Pearson has been the manager of Derby for five days now.
>>68041622
Or anyone with pacey wingers.
>>68041627
Mauled by the Pearson
You got mauled by the Pearson
>>68041602
>>68041622
This
>>68041602
DeGoat
>>68041459
Have a feeling Giggs is cancer to this team due to all his success and long association with them
>>68041620
>americans
>>68041581
not that retarded. may be a sideways step in terms of clubs but he'll be getting more money to go along with it
>>68041644
>United Kingdomers
>>68041591
I dont like him as much as Wilson. Dont think he got a chance really and he looked really promising in the little game time he got. Rashford seems like he'll become a [layer like Sturridge, good goal scorer horrible at decision making and selfish.
>>68041602
>Poop is going to turn De GOAT into a sideways passing nancy
>>68041606
gizza torres la
>>68041594
John bones stones
>>68041620
They're not from Futhead, you cotton picking faggot.
>>68041602
Planning on playing 2 ded players then?
>>68041620
Is that DempGOAT?
Why is he a nigger now?
>>68041668
Yet they are. Or should I say "EA Sports FIFA 16(TM)"?
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/1003/john-stones/
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/20575/jamie-vardy/
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/2/lionel-messi/
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/3/cristiano-ronaldo/
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/77/robert-lewandowski/
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/314/jack-wilshere/
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/1871/jozy-altidore/
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/477/fernando-torres/
>>68041683
He's had a hard life.
>>68041687
Literally no. They're not from Futhead. Granted, they are the same pics but from a different site.
Now kys, you fried chicken eating, store looting faggot.
>>68041714
Why are you posting tiny pictures of footballers heads anyway my autistic friend.
>>68041397
That would be a really Fucking stupid move.
>>68041714
kys lol
>>68041714
Is this an FM regen?
>>68041714
They fixed his pic, btw.
>>68041657
Yeah, I've not really tracked Wilson's progress too much this year while he's been on loan, but I've spoken to Brighton fans and they seem to rate him very highly. So I'd love to see Rashford and Wilson competing with Ibra for that first team spot, and filling in for him in less important games to keep him fit for the important ones. But it's a pointless discussion - Mou is almost definitely going to ruin all of our youth prospects.
>>68041725
I would like to know this also.
>>68041133
>implying he's been better than lahm
tfw roo retires from England after the tournament
>>68040905
Aren't they going after João Cancelo? IMO that'd be worse than not finding a replacement at all. Sergi and Aleix would do better than Cancelo. Also, I doubt Barcelona can really compete against Zidane's Real without a proper right back and a sub attacker.
>>68041749
I dont know about Mou doing that. He seemed to want a "Dynasty" at Chelsea before the players boycott. He's wanted the United job for years, I think he will try to build a dynasty in United and that means using the youth.
Any talk of brother Mahrez (pbuh) leaving Leicester seems to have died. Now all he has to do is to convince N'golo.
>>68041776
(you)
>>68041788
>He seemed to want a "Dynasty" at Chelsea before the players boycott
>He's wanted the United job for years
Both are true tho
>>68041645
if he wants more money, they can offer him that at Southampton as well
>>68041672
torres :3
>>68041776
>He seemed to want a "Dynasty" at Chelsea before the players boycott
I still don't understand how that happened.
>>68041801
He showed no sign of actually wanting to build a dynasty at Chelsea. There were words and promises of using the youth but they were only words and promises.
>>68041813
He tried to drop fabregas like he did mata and got executed by the rat king
>>68041813
it happened because all the johnny foreigners at chelsea are selfish mercs who only care about themselves
>>68041813
Simply put, the players would rather SUCK BUT ENJOY PLAYING, then win. Stupid imo, but Hazard and Oscar both complained to Jose more than once. So the only way to remove him was to play like shit to the point of no return. He didn't even get sacked, he asked to leave provided they pay him his contract fees.
>>68041813
Eden 'another slice please' Hazard runs the lockeroom and got them to turn on Mou because ''MUH FWB EVA''. Not like it would be hard to convince the likes of Cesc and Costa.
>>68041801
>He wanted to build a dynasty at Chelsea.
Yeah, n'ah, he was already talking about how United had courted him before he went to Chelsea. He didn't want to go back to Chelsea, he wanted the United job.
>Have a bunch of attacking, creative players.
>Let them play attacking football, win League.
>Suddenly
>Force them to not attack, but defend constantly.
>Wonder why no one likes this.
>>68041096
Fucking autist.
>>68041841
>>Let them play attacking football, win League.
Actually it was
>2013-14
>defensive football
>2014-15
>play normal football
>lose against spurs
>go back to defensive football
>win the league
>>68041422
>Blind at CB
utd's defence were the second best in the league retard, better stick to whatever third world sport you play in poogaria from now on lad
Neither Messi or Ronaldo have met Obama.
>>68041872
Didn't Dortmund play Madrid a few years ago?
>>68041841
Except this isn't what happened... Chelsea got REKTD by SPUDS and he wanted to play some defense, they beat the crap out of Swansea, then played City they grind out a draw and he got defensive. Won the league walking it practically too. There were some injury concerns that also forced them to play that way but he wanted to be 100% sure.
>>68041841
>>68041861
This, they were pretty entertaining to watch until that 5-3 loss against Tottenham.
just realised pep has literally never made a good signing
>>68041909
Giving up 5 to Spuds would make anyone's skin crawl even Jose. That being Said i cant wait to see Poop and Mouyes. I hope they both do horrible but they will probably both be fighting for the title..
>>68041931
Dani Alves, literally his first signing in his first team career
>>68041931
Douglas Costa was a great signing
>>68041931
he signed busquets from barca b
>>68041931
City signed Ikay Gundogan I don't think he'll be flopping. Dont know if he had anything to do with it but yea
>>68041861
This. He was getting way too much shit for that 14/15 season. Chelsea were by far the most entertaining side in the league and he only reverted to cautious football when Hazard, Fabregas and Costa suffered drastic loss of form.
>>68041533
mdma
>>68041931
Xabi alonso?
>>68041932
Wut, almost everyone seems to say that Chelsea looked good until January and bad from there to june.
>>68041931
Piqué (2008) €5M
>>68041096
I just died a little inside
>>68041985
I rarely see anyone mention how good they were until January. It's always the bus parking memes.
>>68041945
>Dive Alves
>good
pick only one
I think this match describes Chelsea's best under Mou and this game their football was spectacular. I have no doubt that United will become more exciting under Mou then LVG. Hate to say that United might actually be good again but Mou is a winner....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TOeWSCsS_Q
>>68042031
You can't take the best game they played in 3 years and think it describe your average Chelsea game. Especially when there were big differences between 2013-14 Chelsea and the 2014-16 Chelsea.
Even the fircest Mourinho fan will tell you are delusional if you think that game describe well Mourinho's football.
>>68041953
>>68041983
coaches don't sign players at Bayern
Is it Bayern's turn to win the CL next season or will it go back to Barca?
>>68042102
but they can "demand" certain players. e.g Thiago and>>68041953
>>68042068
I said this describes their best. I'm not insinuating that this is what they played like on average. I'm saying Mou has the ability to do this with his team when he wants. I remember the week before this game LITERALLY EVERY MEDIA OUTLET said Chelsea will play the Mourinho way and PARK DAT BUS. Instead he sent his team out to shock and awe them and he got this result. Mou is going to make United good again thats all im sayain'
just realised wenger has literally never made a good signing
RIP Villa
>>68042102
Their opinion is clearly taken highly though. You'd have to be mad to claim Thiago, Xavi and bernat were planned regardless of the manger.
>>68042166
giroud is pretty good tbf lad
>>68042031
wasn't this the season that arsenal bent over for all of the big sides? and were a man down within the first 10 minutes?
>>68042168
Thiago is his only signing desu
Reschke does all the signings and before him Sammer/Hoeness
>>68042166
Are you a fucking idiot? He signed Thierry Henry, Robert Pires, and Andre Santos. Clear troll.
>>68042192
>Somehow still make 2nd
The Spuds are the choke kings.
>>68042167
who lifelong Glossop?
>>68042192
liverpool and chelsea raped them by pressing their midfield
the city scoreline was bad too but that game was just incredibly open, so i wouldn't class it as the same
>>68042209
Stop reading at Andre Santos
>>68042209
george graham signed those players
>>68041985
Chelsea were legit their winning season. They tore teams apart, played beautiful football, and looked deadly. People were talking about how it was going to be Chelsea's "Invincible" season under Mourinho. Costa took 3rd in Goals for the league with 20. Cesc was instrumental in the midfield. The backline was solid. Hazard was playing out of his skin.
>>68042235
Is George Graham related to James Graham?
>>68042246
yes they're brother and sister
>>68042255
wlkcnt
just realised mourinho has literally never made a good signing
just realised Australia has literally never made a good post
>>68042336
that's true its all been emenalo
>15 year old made his debut in the MLS
I bet he's tall and blac-
>6ft built nigger who looks 26
Of course.
Well what will Ryan Giggs do next?
>>68042370
maybe a poo
>>68042370
mourinho's daughter #LOL
>Everton asks for Emery
>turns em down
>goes for Koeman
>he accepts
>Saints go for Emery
>seeing as they're in the Europa, he accepts
>yfw da saints win da emery bowl
>yfw neverton
>tfw toni kroos fucks your bitch
>>68042370
what Ryan Giggs does best
>>68042363
this is correct
Any updates on the Zlatan to Celtic situation?
>tfw you are super horny and you fap to shemale porn and you regret it straight after you cum
>>68042431
need a bongs til if you expect me to care
>>68041956
and pedro. Not sure if mascherano and pique were his signings too
>>68042438
as long as she has a feminine penis it's ok blud
I think poop also signed alba and villa
>>68042198
so they were planning in signing bernat without poop's input? nah
>>68042465
it was a big meaty one, twice the size of mine.
>>68042490
even better
>>68042490
I wouldn't call 2 inches 'big and meaty' lad
>>68042438
the reason everyone on this website loves shemale porn is simply because it's risque. Because all the autists here are chronic wankers, straight, normal porn just doesn't do anything for them anymore. it's more a symptom of desensitization than latent homosexuality.
>>68042507
>>68042507
dohoho i just got tr0ll3d
Who is better? Danny Welbeck or Marcus Rashford?
>>68042536
Jozy Altidore
>>68042370
Make a comeback for Wales next week
>>68042546
m8 my 80 year old granny is better than him
>>68042536
Rashford has displayed more goalscoring ability in a quarter of a season than Welbeck has in his whole career. Welbeck is terrible. Le puts in a shift but can't finish man.
>>68041327
Think Liverpool fans don't overrate their players as much, we know half our teams dog shit and regularly want them to go home to find their birds getting goosed by Africans with big willies.
>>68042536
Welbeck is probably a better overall athlete but Rashford is a vastly superior and more technically gifted footballer even at 18 years old
>>68042546
