James Paxton's first start of the year.
Bae Ho Lee on first today boys!
Rags lost
Lets go Ms take back our first place
>>68034079
This. tied for first right now.
lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros
Take the next two from SD, 2/3 A tex, 3/4 from CLE, then 2/3 from Tex again. would be nice.
Those dads unis are pretty dope.
>seth smith saw 1/3rd of the pitches yesterday
>30 pitches out of 120
apparently mariners announcers dont know simple math
>>68034328
At one point he had. I think it was just after they pulled Shields.
CANO
MVP MVP MVP
ROBBIIEEEEE
YES WE CANO
i called that cano homer
get at me
:^)
>>68034328
that would be a 1/4th
Stream link?
>10 minutes late
>already missed a Canomer
Bummer. But also good to give Paxton some early run support
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/san-diego-padres-exec-calls-team-miserable-failures-060116
>Miserable failures
The Mariners are actually hitting.
This is incredible. My God.
>>68034554
They're the #2 run scoring team in the AL, iirc
What do you guys think of Iannetta? I know he's on a cold streak but I've become so used to catchers not hitting that I don't mind desu.
Guys.
Guys.
Paxton is on deck. This mother fucker is gonna bat before he throws a pitch. also starter is at 30 pitches
>>68034617
He's a top 5 framing catcher and around the same as a defensive catcher.
>>68034609
Number 1 in HRs
cant watch the game but go Ms!
>>68034682
Then listen. Nothing more comfy than baseball on the radio
>strike 3
>not ball 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tough call on that strike....
>>68034731
That was outside.
>>68034713
its bed time unfortunately, just stopping by to give my power \0/
>>68034609
>>68034669
When's the last time you could say that the Seattle Mariners are an offensive juggernaut in the AL?
>>68034747
I know, I said
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROBOT
UMPS
WHEN
>>68034682
goodnight man.
>>68034617
He strikes out less than Mike Z. and calls a solid game while working hard for his pitcher. I'm fine with him hitting .200 and sitting in the 8-hole. He's got a shit-arm to 2B though.
>>68034759
I heard stories from my grandfather
>>68034759
2001?
1995-1999
>>68034617
He is ok, would like more from him offensively though. We're just used to Zunino so he probably feels better than he is
>tfw mariners are playoff bound
>paxton
fuck.
Get Tacoma on the phone.
>>68034784
see ya senpai
paxton you fool
>tfw those runs could have been for felix
Here we go.
A bloop and a blast...
>in front of cano
I have a bad feeling
>>68034896
No. They wouldn't have existed
Paxton please
at least the top of the order is coming up I guess
>>68034896
he is the unluckiest pitcher ever
Marte woulda had that
Seriously though, fuck this ump... calls that pitch to Paxton a strike and is giving his strikes as balls.
Wtf is this umpball bullshit
>>68034868
>>68034891
>first inning of the season
>F-FUCK YOU DUDE HOW COULD YOU GIVE UP A RUN
Calm down sperglords
PAXTON
FUCKING
PLEASE
>>68034972
and Martin would have had that putout. wew
Maybe he should try 50mph knuckle ball
Sigh
BRING
BACK
FELIX
what the fuck is paxton doing
oh my god
i think we now know paxton is not the real deal
what was that
siiighhhhh
>>68035075
Paxton's long ass delivery
>>68034981
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
Time to trade him.
Also, why the fuck would they not let Montgomery make two spot starts? Jesus.
>Paxton couldn't get a base hit
>Paxton gives up 3 runs so far
Paxton is an undercover Padre
Thanks Paxton, you dickhead.
Couldn't even hold the lead for an inning.
tie game...
go to the bullpen already. Anyone in there is better than this.
Jesus christ
UN
FUCKING
REAL
>Strikes out looking with bases loaded 2 outs
>Gives up 4 runs
How can one player be so fucking garbage... Piece of shit Paxton
>>68035166
nevermind the they fall behind in the first inning
>>68035183
They have 14 games in a row to play after this.
Do you really wanna give the bullpen 8 1/3 innings to deal with?
FUCK OFF PAXTON YOU CUNT
Jesus fucking Christ
FFS
F
S
kek, what a great way to return
LMAO
M
A
O
holy cow, m's
>Rags lose
>Mariners go to shit
every fucking time
It's a "Rangers lost so we can lose" episode
So, who's gonna be in our next big trade package to try and get either a big bat or a solid #2 starter?
My guess is Paxton, Sardinas, and either Kivlehan or DJ.
>>68035192
If you call that bs "striking out". This up is fucking terrible
I've always really wanted to like Paxton but fuck this
Pull Paxton out now. He's complete shit.
Could there be a more inconsistent ballclub than Seattle? Fuckin a
>>68035429
Again
14 (fourteen) games IN A ROW after this game.
Do you wanna nuke your bullpen now??
>>68035223
YES
I want together forever with the rags to stop now...
>>68035465
Another note. The padres had to use their bullpen from the 2nd inning yesterday, then fly from Seattle to SD.
Give him a shot to show he can hold them down and come back on their diminished pen.
At least we're making Friedrich work. I think we're gonna win desu
>>68035457
do relievers get tired easily?
>6-3
Apparently this is what I get for feeling confident enough to switch to icefight for five minutes.
>>68035457
Agree with you. He's in for at least 90 pitches no matter what. So chalk this one up as a loss.
And on a night where the Rags lost too, damn. Fuck you Paxton I hope once Felix is back I never see you in this organization again.
>Hultzen, Paxton, and Walker were supposed to be the next Maddux, Glavine, and Smoltz
>>68035610
thanks jack z
>>68035457
The way the AL west is going? Yeah. Rangers lose, Mariners lose. And with Paxton shitty self that's a couple guaranteed losses or however long he'll shit this team up.
welp. Time to mute this and listen to my local team get btfo in soccer...
>>68035691
Sounders already won, dis all I got.
What happened to paxton? He was great last year.
At this rate we're gonna have to look below us, A's and Astros have both won 5 in a row
>>68035722
This is his first start of the year, he's been essentially at extended spring training.
And he was alright last year.
>>68035716
I got Pumas in open cup play on radio.
>hockey in OT
thanks...
>>68035610
>promising prospect has one bad start
>fuck you paxton we hate you now
Shitattle "fans"
>>68035722
he's probably really used to pitching to minor league players
>>68035783
He was a promising prospect before he missed multiple months with injuries for a few years in a row.
Is it fair to say that Martin woulda caught that?
>>68035783
I'd have to agree. These are the fuckers I've had to put up with for a decade and a half.
WE HAVE 162 GAMES TO PLAY, ASSCLOWNS. STOP TREATING THESE LIKE SEPTEMBER GAMES.
It's fine to be frustrated, but to yell for DFAs is just retarded.
>>68035843
yes
Fuck, he thinks he's Walker now or something. Throw a fucking off speed pitch for once.
Damn, that was a good location too
>>68035894
>le throw a fastball down the middle and hope for the best man
That was inches away from being more runs
>Changeup at forehead level.
Fuckin lucky he swung
Holy shit got an out
>>68035665
No fucking kidding m8
>>68035783
>>68035865
Fuck you both. Paxton has either been ass, inconsistent, or injured for the past two years. It's time to ship him and see what we can get for him.
>>68035610
>Hultzen, Paxton, and Walker were supposed to be the next Maddux, Glavine, and Smoltz
This is why smart GMs stockpile pitching and don't trade it all away. Season would be over already if Jerry didn't trade away niggas for pitching. It's just very fortunate that the niggas that got traded all busted this year.
pls get the out
Hot take: Terrible strike zone.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
I will do a shot for every run scored until the Mariners take the lead. Cap this.
come on fat boy, make something happen
>>68036273
Oh he made it happen kappa
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
>Fat Korean
jeez
that sums up thsi game perfectly
lee no
FAT FUCK
jesus fucking christ man
the mariners look so incredible but yet so terrible this year
i just dont know whats going on
I still love u Bae Ho.
>Just get back from working out
>3-7 in the 3rd
>Paxton getting shells
>Dae Ho just got TOOTBLAN'd
>SEATTLE MARINERS IN CHARGE OF BASE RUNNING
Cmon. Get at least 1...
>Paxton's up
bring them home, paxton
>second best offense in the AL
>implying this is a big lead
Not even worried.
Good at bat Paxton, well done
Nori-sama pls desu senpai
>walk
thank you. Now get it done aoki
motherfuck
FUCKING CHRIST
>RISP
>LOB
FFS
oh bully
well if we drop this and win tomorrow thats 3 out of 4, then if we could take 2 out of 3 against texas thatd be great
>Up 2-1 in count
>pitch outside
>swing
>inning over
This is worse than getting swept by the Twins imo
There ya go boyo
Yo, for real. This ump is shit.
s'there thra fuckin Strayan from??
>>68036608
The fuck did you just say
>>68036627
some thing, whatever
who's the Strayan
Why isn't Guti playing Center?
>>68036653
>Not knowing who The Hyphen is
>>68036608
he was a former player for the M's, I forget his name
i'm hoping his verbal shitposting derails the Padres
just one of those games
Marte is available June 6th.
>Sardines
jesus, how long until Marte and Martin are back?
I can't take these shitters much longer
>>68036653
just tuned in and was wondering the smae thing
if only marte hadn't been injured, jesus christ.
>>68036683
at least it isnt a whole series
>>68036698
June 6th, June 10th, and June 12th for Marte, Martin, and Felix
HOLY SHIT
THEY DIDN'T SCORE
>>68036715
Cheers
hopefully they come back stronger than Paxton
dubs and ms come back and winrar
>>68036746
You
cunt
>>68036746
here try these. if singles mariners lose
Reposting because fuck my liver.
Every run the M's score until they take the lead and I'll do a shot.
>>68036761
>imblying we can't reroll
REROLL
>>68036746
well you tried
>>68036781
YA
CUNT
>>68036817
Reroll #2
>>68036856
Just stop.
Dubs Mariners win
Singles Padres lose
>>68036880
that how ya do it
>>68036867
Fine
>>68036880 did it for us anyway
>>68036856
anon pls
Just tuned in, who's this limey bloke talking on my telly?
Broken bat bitch
was really really forward to some Daeho there
>>68036961
He's aussie. It's Ryan rowland-Smith aka "The Hyphen"
>>68036972
He needs to put down the Dae Ho-Hos if you know what I mean
>>68036996
Crikey!
>>68036961
I have the game on mute so I dont know
>>68037008
>>68037008
STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING AHEAD IN THE COUNT AND QUICK INNINGS
>>68037049
would you like to talk parcheesi?
how long is felix out
>>68037081
The last 2 innings literally the pitch after they bring it up was a hit.
also who is this aussie commentator
>>68037092
2 weeks
feels like injuries have cost us a few games as of late
>>68037092
fur ev er
>>68037111
Again, see:
>>68036996
Peralta warming up
Welp pack it in boys.
>100 pitches
>only 10 outs
Jesus
>>68037120
>>68037113
>>68037140
thanks just got home
>>68037124
no bully pls
>>68037210
Dads starter isn't fairing much better, but he didnt give up 6 runs after an error on what would have been an inning ending DP
I just got home from one of the worst rounds of golf I've played in years, for this horseshit?
Felix on the DL, Paxton degenerating like Walter Whites health and a million men left on base. Get it together M's!
inb4 Peralta HR dance
>>68037360
JUST
>>68037360
I hate it when I'm right.
>>68037360
YOU FUCKING FUCK
YOU FUCK
FUCK YOU
annnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm done
gameday it is
Someone needs to make an actual Vedder Cup
I vote for a bobble head of Eddie doing that autistic swaying from the Jeremy video
https://youtu.be/MS91knuzoOA?t=1m23s
>>68037415
It's not like it was a stretch to call it with him.
So, I'm up to 7 shots for the Mariners to take the lead.
I'm still game.
Dear christ. Peralta is up next
fuck national league rules suck so bad
>tfw have to go to bed early
pls get the win m's. Night everyone
1 shot down.
First one was crown royal.
What the fuck was dipoto thinking bringing Paxton up? Do they really not have any other decent pitchers?
>>68037619
With MLB experience? No.
>>68037520
youll be fine
anyhow it ain't like you wont drink if and when they lose to these schmucks anyhow
>>68037619
it's a good time for it, we need to see what he can do before the trade deadine and before a close late season race for the playoffs
I've never been a fan of his, maybe he's been good but not when I've watched so i'm really hoping Dipoto beefs up the pitching soon
WELL FUCK THERE YA GO
>yfw we lose 16-4 after winning 16-4
>>68037645
uh hup
>>68037645
Well im 1 down, it's a good thing i have this week off work
>>68037616
nice
i want it all to end...
its all falling apart lads. see you next year
>No O'Malley
>No Montgomery
>No Lind
It's like Servais and crew wanted to lose this one
someone screencap the score for me
>>68037768
hush.
It's a long season, and theres ups and downs. We're doing really good for a rebuilt team and theres a good chance Dipoto will work some magic before the trade deadline
We're very capable of beating the best teams in the league in their houses, now we just need to figure how to beat the worst in ours
>>68037893
They are being presured by MLB to make sure the Vedder Cup series goes to 4 games what with all the massive interest and advertising dollars at stake
>>68037927
screen cap deez
>>68037893
not significantly better than Sardinas or a better bat than any of the outfielders
Don't waste him on a throwaway game
Ass against lefties.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
GG Dads, you got your payback
i'm gonna go watch chinese cartoons
Just stop
>>68037684
will be updated as we get btfo more
comeback time