the memes (pt.2)
8 runs in the 6th inning? Bucholz must feel right at home
>>68033325
Top kek holy shit thats good
>>68033325
i liked this post the first time but i LOVE this post the second time
>>68033325
Combing the best two memes from last thread
>>68033325
this is a combination of like two posts that were 4+ (You)s this one deserves at least 6
your memes are shit
my memes are great
>We wont get Hill and Gray because Billy Beanes a fag who hates the Sox.
>>68033325
This may be the funniest thing i have evr seen
>>68033325
Rare footage of the incident
Buccholz needs more pine tar, his command is slipping.
Or maybe more meth.
CLAY PLEASE
>>68033383
:^[
Daily reminder we traded Wade Miley for an Injured Reserve player
Daily reminder Wade Miley is 5-2 and has a better ERA than Price, Kelly, Bucholz,
Daily reminder we traded John Lackey for Joe Kelly and Allen Craig
John Lackey is 5-2 with a 3.16 ERA
>>68033325
Guerin austin gives me a big papi if you know what i mean
>>68033439
lackey was gonna retire if we didn't trade him
Ok it's fucking time to take out Clay, John.
>>68033427
Definitely more meth.
>>68033439
and let rich hill walk over 6 million
while we pay pablo hanley porcello each abou 20 million
keep up the good work clay
Does Clay even want to pitch well?
>>68033465
That's an urban legend
>>68033439
Wtf john lackey is still playing?
>>68033439
Lackey didn't want to stay
>>68033486
shut UP yo
>>68033439
You wanna hear what we traded Jake Arrieta for?
>>68033499
In the old man league, though
Seriously WHY is Butthole still in this game?
>>68033524
Extra shipping of pilates for """""Crush""""" Davis?
>>68033465
>>68033518
It was a bluff. He was just holding out for more money because he was going to get league minimum.
PEDROIA
NO
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY
FUCKING FUCK
NO
What the actual fuck?
>>68033548
Can't let Ortiz have it all
FUCKING
KILL
ME
>>68033308
LET'S GO O'S
>>68033524
In a way
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DFA THIS MANLET
What is he, throwin' da game?
WHERE IS DRAPPER
>IT'S AN ETERNAL 4TH PLACES GET INCREDIBLY LUCKY AND MEME THEIR WAY TO A WIN EPISODE
garden gnomes can't play defense
I WANT TO END MY LIFE
THATS IT
THE SEASON IS OVER
ABANDON SHIP
BUY YOUR CUBS AND/OR GIANTS MERCH TODAY SOX FANS
>>68033612
where is the date raper
tasty
>>68033620
Just as he misses on a dive
WHY IS CLAY STILL IN THIS GAME?
WHY?
EXPLAIN THAT TO ME JOHN?
EXPLAIN TO ME WHY CLAY IS STILL IN THE GAME?
EXPLAIN THIS FUCKING SHIT TO ME?
YOU FUCKING TERRIBLE FUCKING SHITTY MANAGER
YOU FUCKING PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A MANAGER
WHY IS CLAY STILL IN THIS FUCKING GAME YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Great """"""""""""""""""pitching staff""""""""""""""""""""""" the Red Sox have here
all that fucking speed on the basepaths right now
>>68033671
Fuck off already you fucking aspie, no one fucking cares
TAKE CLAY OUT ALREADY YOU FUCKING IDIOT MANAGER
TAKE FUCKING CLAY OUT
IT'S A 1 RUN GAME
YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT BUFFOON
inb4 RISP
>>68033704
He's right for once, it's a one run game. They need to put someone else in to control the damage
haha funny play
WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME
Based home plate ump
YA"LL NIGAZ
JUST
GOT
meme'd
>>68033745
Fucking kill yourself
>>68033745
Because he's a legend
>it's a red sox lose due to Clay Buttholez episode
>watching on mlb.com gameday
>in play, run(s)
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
PLEASE
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITTY TEAM SO MUCH
>>68033745
>>68033742
>>68033718
No fuck off, I dont wanna burn the fucking bullpen on this complete farce of a game.
Buckholz is long relief, let him fucking eat innings and if we lose, we lose but at least we dont empty the bullpen
2 VERY EXPENSIVE RUNS GIVEN UP BECAUSE JOHN FARRELL IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING MANAGER
NICE JOHN
>>68033771
You first you triple nigger.
>>68033742
Shut the fuck up you gigantic faggot
kill myself my man
haha time for the offense to fucking fall asleep and get no hits the rest of the fucking game
Well looks like im gonna go watch roots
probably should've gotten more than two out of that inning but hey
>>68033798
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BURN THE FUCKING BULLPEN ON THIS COMPLETE FARCE OF A GAME
>SIXTH INNING
Are you retarded?
>>68033805
That inning was mostly on Pedey.
>>68033798
You don't just go, "Eh, fuck it!" in a one run game against your top divisional competition you fucking retard.
Why'd we let Papelbon walk?
>>68033798
LOSING IS BAD RETARD
>>68033862
your wrong
>>68033308
>>68033325
A+ posts famalam
>>68033810
Eat a dick sperg lord
>score 8 runs
>still lose
FUCK THIS PITCHING DAMMIT DOMBROWSKI GET SOME NEW PITCHERS WHATRE YOU WAITING FOR
>in play, out(s)
haha, nice one hamley
yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup
>>68033848
>>68033833
Why not just save up for tomorrow and take the series 3/4?
>>68033882
Kill yourself you fucking homo
I despise Remy.
>>68033849
Because he wanted an enormous amount of money, why are you even wondering? He is cancer and the Sox have everything but closer issues
What a rousing interview
>>68033798
You're a retard, maybe if this wasn't the fucking second place team in the division maybe
>>68033878
Thank you, I take pride in my quality posts on this board and am always looking for ways to positively impact the community! :)
>>68033900
Because, believe it or not, we have more pitchers that can go tomorrow too.
>when you wake up and realize Don is still sick
>>68033765
good post
>>68033903
You kill yourself
>>68033823
This is whats actually going to happen though.
>>68033912
Yet we schill out for muh 5.35 ERA Ace
>>68033903
Stop projecting your homosexual insecurities on to me please, thanks
>travis succ
>blake succhart
Great offense that inning guys wew
This game looks over tbqh with you Joe.
Such a disconnect watching Brach after all the spaghetti pitching this entire game
>>68033970
Maybe we can just convert all our good relievers to starters, or something.
>>68033903
>implying you wouldn't suck a feminine penis
besides, being gay is good retard
>>68033900
Porcello is fucking pitching tomorrow. You don't give up on a close game to save your bullpen for a game that your best pitcher is pitching in, Grapes is making enough money to where he's supposed to go deep in a game anyway.
>>68033970
shut UP you fucking MEMELORD i am so SICK of seeing (YOU) post
>>68033900
Because those are maybes, not definitelies
>>68033992
this
>The O's have not hit a single homerun the whole series
I don't like this one bit
>>68033994
>Best
Uhh Wright would like a word
>CLAY IS STILL IN
JOHN
i think kim might be the best hitter on the team tbqh
WHY
THE
FUCK
IS
BUCHHOLEZ
STILL
IN
Korean dude should start every game.
Ugly fucking swing, but it seems to work. And he has a good batting eye.
>>68033900
You're assuming:
>the Red Sox had/have no chance to win this game already
>the pitchers will pitch well enough to hold a close lead, but NOT well enough for Porcello to eat up a bunch of innings
At least the Yankees are shit this season amirite?
Fuck! The Os have a pitcher named zero day? He WILL find your vulns!
Do other mlb teams even have threads against non-bosox teams?
If CLAY doesn't get out of this inning with a goose egg, I want John IMMEDIATELY fired after the game.
>>68034073
No I legit do not think so, outside of the Dodgers, Yankees, Giants and Cubs I legit think there is like 0-1 person for every other team
>>68034041
whaat the heck does ur name even mean?
>Clay Buttholez is going to be the losing pitcher in this game
KEK
CLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>walking Hulk
>>68034118
Jays too
AL East has pretty good turnout for threads. Well, outside the Rays obviously
>Buckholz giving Farrel lip on the way out.
Hes clubhouse cancer now isnt he?
WHY DO THEY CALL IT A RELIEF APPEARANCE, ANYWAY?
YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO GET OFF THE FIELD!
THEY SHOULD CALL IT A RELIEF DISAPPEARANCE!
DOOOOOOH HO HO HO HO HO
OH LOOK
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
1 OUT
2 ON
AND JOHN FINALLY DECIDES TO CHANGE PITCHERS
HUH
NO KIDDING
DIDN'T REALIZE JOHN WAS STILL AWAKE
THOUGHT HE WAS TAKING A FUCKING NAP INSIDE THE DUGOUT BECAUSE HES SUCH A FUCKING RETARD
GLAD YOU LEFT HIM OUT THERE TO ALLOW TWO MORE ON THOUGH JOHN
YOU BRILLIANT FUCKING GENIUS YOU
>>68034140
Mega-Memelord-Retard tbqh with you Joe
was clay chimping a little
tbqh if my team is gonna lose i'd so much rather it be a game like this instead of the shit they actually pulled earlier
>>68034140
Manny Master Race desu senpai
>CLAY ACTUALLY FUCKING MOUTHING OFF TO JOHN
I
WANT
THIS
FUCKING
PIECE OF SHIT
OFF MY FUCKING TEAM
SO
FUCKING
BADLY
>>68034187
He was trash talking the ump
>>68034204
well tbqhwy joe i wish mega memelord retard would leave
3ever
>Barnes
now remember sempai
he isn't total shit this year
>>68034187
He was probably thanking him for letting him pitch so long as a shit reliever because Farrell is retarded
>>68034253
Because he was pissed he was being taken out, so it was his "defense" of being taken out.
>>68034257
Fuck u fag
Barnes fucking please.
>>68034300
heck u buddy
>>68034250
youre my favorite poster in this thread t b h
good use of meme, good message (fuck john farrel) and reflection of my own feelings
i know others enjoy as well but dont forget to (you), we must remember that (yous) are what support good funposting like this
>Trumbo developing a decent batting eye
I'm liking this development.
Well isn't this just fucking awesome.
This game is a rollercoaster of frustration.
Well this game is over.
>>68034345
Guess he can't run, tho.
>>68034371
Nah, he's slow as fuck, and he doesn't judge fly balls too well either.
But he hits dingers and has a good arm. Valuable player.
is the umpire autistic?
FUCK YOU BARNES
YOU"RE SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Games fucking over.
Fuck this.
both runners Barnes inherited from Buttholez
GOOD ON YOU JOHN
REALLY
GOOD ON YOU
>>68034260
You sure?
on an unrelated note, anyone else here listening to music?
pic related
>>68034407
That was borderline, could have been called either way. Unless they show the overhead camera, we'll never know.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking ump fucking ump reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
based weiners
Kill me please
>Weiters' Believers
>Empty
kek
gg O's
I like them insurance runs
>>68034394
He did his job and it paid off. Can't argue with that.
>>68034439
Yeh
>>68034429
see
>>68034426
I apologize for giving any hope for lost souls
fucking kill myself my man
who is david talking to????
Do NOT blame the fucking ump for this game.
It's literally not his fault our pitchers are so fucking shit that he's having trouble concentrating on what IS and ISNT a strike with all these fucking pitches thrown everywhere.
This game falls SQUARELY on the shoulders of John Farrell.
1. Left Kelly in for too fucking long, then brought in Layne with runners inherited
2. Left Buttholez in for too long
The main damage of runs came from those two.
And it could have been mitigated by at least 3-4 runs had John acted properly and promptly.
>Wieters SB attempt
Isn't he 1-for-1 so far this year?
The absolute madman.
If you win some, lose some it's all the same to me. The only card I need is the Ace of Spades
>>68034490
ICE, he's being deported
>>68034490
Hes asking his buddies in Toronto if we can get anything for Kelly.
>>68034490
sandofat
>>68034463
nice. going to see them in a month with my little sister because she likes the band they're touring with.
>Wieters running
>>68034496
I remember a game in 2012 against the Rays where he stole 2 bases.
>>68034513
Wow, an out. Haven't seen one of those in a while.
Pedro you're trash as fuck ma nigga
>>68034490
He's teaching Pedroia how to dive
>>68034519
"Yeah....Mookie told us, he sees 'you' when the pitch is coming"
>>68034439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbEbZGb6fhU
Guys I saw Trumbo in Houston on Thursday and he winked at me. what does it mean?
>>68034549
If going 3-5 is trash I hope our whole team becomes trash
>>68034568
Prolly wanted to dunk his balls into ur mums asshole m8
>>68034549
Why you so hard on the dude, bruh?
He's actually doing stuff now after whatever the fuck April was.
>>68034592
being trash is good retard
THIS
GAME
IS
FUCKING
OVER
:0
ha
>13 runs
>no dingers
Bizarro O's getting things done
Just end the fucking inning Barnes
>>68034626
You wish it was m8
Might as well walk the .197 Flaherty.
>>68034610
He's a manlet
>>68034490
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON YOUR CELL PHONE
lol
>>68034648
Wow, no kidding. The fuck is up with this?
Ump suddenly wants to go home, kek.
>>68034674
What?
gg Baltimore
please don't let the blue gays over take you
I wouldn't be able to deal with a division race with them
see you guys in a couple of weeks
>>68034712
We face them again tomorrow famalam.
And the game isn't over.
>>68034712
We still have 1 more game
>>68034712
But we play again tomorrow
With our own Cy Young
>>68034733
Oh it's over. It's over.
>>68034492
Eh. It's only partly on Farrell.
He definitely left Kelly in too long. Buchholz wasn't great, but he doesn't give up the two runs in the 6th if not for Pedey's error, so I understand why he brought him back for the 7th. Going to Barnes instead of Ross was probably a mistake, too, though.
Part of it is also on Dombrowski for sending Hembree down for ERod instead of Barnes. We could have really used Hembree tonight.
The ump can still get bent. He's statistically one of the three worst umps in MLB.
>Ryan Flaherty won't learn to hit in your lifetime
>>68034674
He might've eaten a manlet but that doesn't turn him into one
>this boxscore
>>68034758
Hembree was terrible in the month of May, and Barnes the opposite, so I understood that part.
And this game is still SQUARELY on John's shoulders.
if he fucking managed the bullpen better we wouldn't have needed to worry about this as much
instead he leaves both Joe and Clay in for too fucking long and we end up paying for it dearly in what essentially made the difference (4 fucking inherited runs scored, tell me what's the difference in the score right now? Then realize Clay allowed 2 other runs)
LEFTY KILLER
THERE'S LIFE
BASED FUCKING LEFTY KILLER KILLING RIGHTIES
Whoa dere, whoa now.
>>68034678
lmao this post made me laugh hard
LEFTY
KILLLER
NOT EVEN RIGHTYS ARE SAFE
>>68034758
>>68034827
I think you guys are forgetting a very important aspect of this game that Kelly pitched like fucking shit no starter shit away a 7 run lead or something like that
I hate Farrel to but cmon guys
RUTLEDGE WARMING BOYS
WE'VE REACHED MEME STATUS
RUTLEDGE EVEN REPLACING HOLT IN THE BULLPEN
>JOSH RUTLEDGE WARMING UP AS A PITCHER
POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
POSITION PLAYER PITCHING (WARMING UP)
>Rutledge in the bullpen
Oh boy, here we go
what the fuck is with o'day's obsession with giving up homers?
I WANT THE STEROIDS MOOKS ON NIGGA
actually whats funny is mooks always screwfacing it but he couldnt keep that up after all those dingers
Does anyone know anything about the pitching coach staff? As much as I'd love to blame the pitcher all the time isn't it a little uncanny just how many skilled pitchers come to Boston and just SUCK HUGE FAGGOT DICK
inb4 ballpark, we have cy young winners
MOOKIE HR PLS
>>68034948
it's not like he can be worse than the actual pitchers on the staff
>WALKING MOOKIE
BITCHES
I
T
C
H
E
S
>>68034977
He's pitching up but not getting it as high as he usually does. He'll come around.
O'Day needs to fuck off with this shit
>>68034819
Davis' one hit will be a dinger off Rutlege
oh?
OH?
LETS GO
>inb4 this goes into extras
It ain't over til its over or something
>best hitter int he AL up
>RBI leader after him
pls
Xander is extra twitchy tonight.
I will vote for escobar is xander doe not rbi
God damn it X.
Time for a Brittonia 4-out save again
literally DFA this retard when
I'm so glad Farrell decided to make the worst pitcher in baseball a reliever instead of sending him to the minors. Would be a shame if this were a one run game right now
>>68035280
me the retard
>>68035311
But the worst pitcher in baseball IS in the minors
>>68035349
Actually, he's everyone in this thread
>>68035349
Joe Kelly and Clay Buttholez are both worse than Matusz
>>68035349
well ACTUALLY I think Kelly might have the worst ERA in baseball now, of course I was talking about Buttholez
So many terrible pitchers, hard to keep track of them all
HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE HANRAM PLEASE
LETS GO HANLEY
YOU CAN DO IT
Dubs get
Grand salami
>>68035424
no he can't lol
TIME TO STOP SUCKING DICK HANLEY
He actually did it!
>first fucking pitch swinging groundout
Hanley Ramirez -- The biggest unclutch retard in the Majors.
>>68035415
>>68035424
>>68035432
hahaha suck my dick
lek
bench him
there is no way in hell he wasn't told to look past the first pitch and his "I'll do what I want" shit has got to stop
Where the fuck is my Rutledge
>>68035493
i mean honestly
bases fucking loaded with 2 outs and youre down by 4
the LAST fucking thing I think that anybody on that team wanted was for him to swing at the first fucking pitch
>>68035380
Matusz had a 5 or 6 ER in a double AA start earlier this season.
If he started like he aspires to at this level he'd be worse than Buccholz and Kelly.
At least he's Atlanta's problem now.
>>68035537
Didn't they release him right after they got him?
>Barnes in an inning without a runner on
1-2-3 here just watch
>>68035579
Yeah they DFA'd him and he cleared waivers I think.
>BARNES STILL IN
THIS IS
LITERALLY
THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF WASTING YOUR BULLPEN
WHY THE FUCK IS BARNES STILL IN
YOU'RE FUCKING WASTING HIM
>>68035627
no, you use barnes as much as possible in a 4 run loss now to save everyone else
seriously you must be 12 or something with the baseball IQ you have
BASED XANDER
A
S
E
D
X
A
N
D
E
R
>>68035627
We're getting Taz in the 7th tomorrow. Let that sink in
>>68035579
Oh yeah. They did.
It's basically a draft pick for them, then.
They might've been able to fix him up. They apparently made Jim Johnson less shit
>mfw people were saying X is a bad defensive shortstop in the gen today
Still at the park motherfuckers
C'mon O's finish this off
>>68035651
Barnes has been one of your better bullpen guys over the last month.
You see what he did right there? He went 3 up, 3 down.
Because he had a clean inning to start fresh on without inherited runners.
You don't fucking use him as much as possible when he's on a streak of good relief outings.
Fuck right off. If you want someone to waste you use Buchholz in situations like that
NOT THE FUCKING OTHER WAY AROUND