0-0 1st Intermission
Pongs
>rags
>>68032701
Canucks are going to win the cup in 1-3 years.
san jose? more like san no way jose lol
Pens win
There's still hope
hahahahaaha meeeeeeeeeeeemes
>>68032720
Fuck you Canada
first for Philadelphia Kessel
>shorks
Pens pls
What's with the Canadians and tripfagging?
>>68032721
>people from BC actually believe this
Was it bad luck to help Jumbo find a CVS yesterday?
STREAM????
LET'S COUNTDOWN WHY AMERICANS ARE BAD AT HOCKEY
10) THEY'RE BAD AT HOCKEY
9) THEY'RE SHIT AT HOCKEY
8) THEIR TEAMS ARE SHIT AT HOCKEY
7) THEIR PLAYERS ARE SHIT AT HOCKEY
6) THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO FANS
5) THEIR "FANS" ARE BANDWAGONERS
4) THE CAN'T WIN WITHOUT CHEATING
3) THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN AMERICAN STANLEY CUP WINNER WHO HAS WON THE CUP WITHOUT CHEATER
2) AMERICANS PRETEND THEY HAVE HOCKEY KNOWLEDGE WHEN THEY HAVE NONE
1) THEY'RE AMERICANS
my balls have more hair than malkin's chin
>>68032777
What's with Serbs and being so mad all the time?
>>68032733
my repeating numerals confirm it
Matt Murray has been a pleasant surprise.
>>68032777
They crave American attention
Any one have any dank memes all i got are these trips
Lets
Go
Kessel
>>68032788
good post
Ah, so this is actually a Canadian shitposting thread
>>68032788
>THEIR TEAMS ARE SHIT AT HOCKEY
You're one to talk
>>68032791
Yet only one of those two things has touched a vagina.
>>68032782
Was he buying a razor, knowing he'll need one on 3 games?
>>68032788
I hate you Kippers but this is pretty solid
>>68032825
>Yet only one of those two things has touched a vagina.
>>68032821
manned by BASED AS FUUUUUARK CanadiGODS players
>>68032777
They're properly from Quebec.
mmmm I rub my balls and my fingers smell like good old scotch
why no too many men from last period?
so is toronto's """rebuild""" going to go the way of edmonton's?
>>68032825
Brutal.
>>68032788
Hey bro,
You seem a bit upset. Enjoy the game :)
>>68032786
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/hockey/pittsburgh-penguins-vs-san-jose-sharks-live-stream-june-02
Or check last thread
>>68032779
99% of them are on meth and/or dumb chinks
>>68032855
Stop teabaging drams lads
>>68032847
When's the last time a canateam won the Cup?
>>68032788
>this salt
>>68032748
>rags
Not sure why the sharks have so few shots, they have lost of zone time
THE AGE OF CANADIAN HOCKEY IS OVER
>>68032788
Lets countdown the reasons why Canadians are bad at hockey
10) the 2007 stanley cup winners
9) the 2008 stanley cup winners
8) the 2009 stanley cup winners
7) the 2010 stanley cup winners
6) the 2011 stanley cup winners
5) the 2012 stanley cup winners
4) the 2013 stanley cup winners
3) the 2014 stanley cup winners
2) the 2015 stanley cup winners
1) the 2016 stanley cup playoff lineup
>>68032750
>YFW bill will look exactly like Philadelphia Collins when hes older
>>68032856
>tfw u come home to your wife in the penalty box for too many men
>>68032857
Nah, edmonton was shit to begin with and now theyre even shittier
>>68032880
They're the shorks, playoff chokes are sort of their thing
>>68032884
>circa 1993
>>68032878
i seriously HATE chicks that wear their pajamas out in public thats absolutely degenerate
>>68032857
I'm sure your rectally ravaged obsessed faggot self hopes so, but no
>>68032856
Refpuck
>>68032876
did he really say that
i'm shaking my head right now
back to back Olympic champs
back to back WC champs
back to back world cup champs
is Canada elite?
>>68032885
Hey...
How about that winter olympic gold you guys won in 2002 in salt lake ci... oh well perhaps the women won go.... oh.
>>68032925
America's better. Matthews is better than any U24 Canadian
>>68032925
>blown out by Finland
'No'
Pens are fast. That is all.
>>68032932
Just like the Canadian team that won the Stan-- oh.
>>68032932
How about usa hockey in the world junio.... oh
Pretty good game so far. We enjoying ourselves?
>>68032939
>tactical loss
>>68032938
>laffs
>>68032925
>>68032890
>tfw kessel will die at 66 from a cheeseburger overdose
>>68032911
i do that all the time
you get better service at the liquor store that way
how many pings until they pong
Why is canarabia always so mad?
>>68032925
>no cups in >9000 years
>elite
only 1 m8
>>68032954
Frig off bobandy
>>68032953
No, I haven't gotten near as many (You)s as I need.
>>68032958
The best part of none of the Canadian teams making the playoffs is I don't even have to know what your team is to know it's garbage.
>>68032938
No lol
>>68032938
fuck off
anyone have a laff blower here?
>>68032925
elitegodkings
>>68032925
im seriously going out on a back porch and emptying a full magazine pointed northward
hope you die in hell
>>68032967
They're cold.
>>68032967
because irl canadians are politely little cucks all day and this is where they take out their frustrations
>>68032954
Frigg off Randy.
>>68032978
Thinking too much. Let the shitpost flow through you.
>>68032971
but Canadians win more cups than anyone
>>68032980
>1967
>>68032981
>mfw these salty Canacucks start getting wrecked by America in every best on best tournament
Best player on San Jose: American
Best player on Pittsburgh: American
>>68033006
Chicago L.A. and Boston are canarabian?
>>68033006
>my bottom 10 team is really good, I swear! xD
>>68033010
>comparing mere mortals to Bill the Thrill
that's not even fair
>>68033010
Canafucks BTFO
>>68033009
yeah like the world championships that took place while canada's best players were inelegible to compete, an.... oh
>>68032985
there is like 3 of us up here, you'll never hit anyone
This game goin into triple OT 1-1
that's 3 times doc has called donskoi wingels now
does donskoi even exist
>>68033010
Malkin is not American
>>68033042
HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>68033010
Worst players on both teams: Canadian """goaltenders"""
>>68033029
yes those teams had more Canadians than any other nationality
>>68033033
>1967
>>68033042
Donskoi is 27 and Wingels is 47 no?
Pens need some puck luck here.
does this even feel like a SCF to neutral fans
>an entire segment dedicated to Crosby's homolove
>>68032869
I'm the 1% then m8
>>68033062
>having a team so shitty that you have to get buttravaged defending a national team
>>68033076
Kinda
>>68033076
A lot less exciting then game 1
>>68033070
Summoning the Lord of Refpuck now brb
>>68033062
The Stanley cup is an individual competition? I thought the team name was the first thing carved, how does that make sense
desu im kinda happy crosby found a friend
i wonder if that's his first
>>68033076
well it's got the shorks in it so that's pretty weird
but no, boring as fuck so far
>>68033103
It seems like Pittsburgh has just completely figured out San Jose
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
bill
BILL BILL BILL BILL
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
JONES DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO CRY OR WIND HIS WATCH
BONINO BONINO BONINO
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
HBK
HBK
The Sharks will be swept.
SSSSSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
i came
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
THANK BONINO FOR SETTING UP THAT THRILLING GOAL
BILLL
BILL
BILLL
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILLL
BILL
BILL
>Cantpucks
>>68033076
Yes, ask canarabians, they would be very confused seeing their team playing
BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>BILL
Billllll
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
IS BILL THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME?
>>68033106
>having a team so shitty you throw your jersey on the ice
>>68033106
no, that's why the players (Canadians) get their names on the cup
>kessel scores
>stadium sprays anthrax into the crowd
must be full of people from toronto or something
BILL
I
L
L
that was a good goal but now the penguins should let the sharks score one so nobody feels bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmoqnNkUbAk
stanley cup doesnt matter. having the most epic goal of all time matters
NVM LOL
THE BONINOPHONE RINGS AGAIN
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
OH GOD LOL
THEY'RE ACTUALLY GETTING SWEPT
MY SIDES
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO SHIT
INB4 10 SHORKS PPS
IT WON'T MATTER
THE HOCKEY GODS HAVE SPOKEN
>SHORKS
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING SHARKS THAT'S WHAT I'M USED TO SEEING GOOD ONE GUYS
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>68033147
>rags
Traded
>Hagelin
P
E
N
U
L
T
Y
Well, it's ogre
HONK HONK HONK
>roman polak
>brenden dillon
that might be the worst defensive pairing ever iced in a stanley cup final
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>my bad
get the fuck to the AHL polak you fucking cunt
I thought Vlasic was supposed to be good...
Paul Martin having a bad game. Another ex-Pen.
Power play now sweeeeeeeeet
>>68033152
>being so mad you didn't even quote my post correctly
Kek you're pathetic
>that autistic faggot still saying the sharks are getting refpuck
>>68033157
Bill!!!
>The San Jose Sharks
>>68033152
But when I look at the list of Stanley cup champions, team names are listed, not individuals
>>68033197
They're lucky not to be down by more tbqh lad
>>68033147
>that could have been bonino setting up hank in the cup final
>>68033196
>pathetic
yes 1967 is pathetic
>>68033156
lol
fucking shokes
>SHORKS
THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT
THE GREATEST SHORK OF ALL TIME
MAKING THE FINALS ONLY TO GET SWEPT THE FUCK OUT
AN EVEN GREATER CHOKE THAN 3-0
MY SIDES
Play all 60 minutes Pens.
>polak
>>68033210
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Cup_winning_players
look at all these Canadians winning at hockey
i wonder how many extra large cookie dough blizzards kessel downs every night?
Bill Kessil #1 Huehuehuehuehue
>>68033224
>misquoting a post, getting rekt and still continuing to reply
Kill yourself
>just made corn dogs
>Bill scores
2bh I really want to see the Shaks win the Cup. Seeing Marleau and Thornton finally winning one would be cool. But they're going to commence the greatest shorkening ever on the biggest stage. Pongs in 4.
What aboutthat commercial is supposed to make me want to buy an iphone?
Get it together Apple.
Feel like rioting with the asian community, lads.
I hate the pongs, but I'll be fine with them winning the cup if phil the thrill gets the conn smythe
why do people hate sharks so much
>sad_pepe,jpg
>>68033265
>getting rekt so hard you throw your jersey on the ice
wew
>>68033243
>tfw name is a derogatory term for the poles
>>68033247
So you do think this is an individual competition. Does it by chance have anything to do with your franchise being utter garbage?
>>68033247
>his team is so shit that he has to bandwagon Canadian players
>>68033159
Wasn't even that epic desu
>canada desperately trying to prove it's relevant
>in a hockey thread
wew laddy
>>68033253
About as many as every other amerifat
BILL BILL THE SCORING GUY
Shit game
>>68033275
>shorks just desperate to be the Nucks as usual
What's the difference maker in this game? The penguins speed?
>>68033284
>still continuing to reply after being thoroughly rekt
Pathetic
>>68033281
It's literally just two chinkouver fans.
>>68033285
My Polish part of my family uses the term. We've appropriated it like nigger
shorks in 7
>>68033287
do you think this is an international competition?
>>68033289
>his team is so shit he threw his jersey on the ice
>>68033286
wow shes very cute
>>68033311
Refs love the pengs
>>68033286
>Tfw my animu getting posted by others in threads
>>68033290
it is if you know the context
>>68033275
make the blacks riot then tell the koreans
>>68033296
Still beats being american.
>finally make the final
>get swept
kek
>>68033311
Lol what do you think this is, the game discussion thread?
>>68033311
The difference is that the shorks have managed to hold of shorking this long
They always do this. This is their first Finals appearance, ever
>>68033273
Too me it seems like Apple is mocking its own consumer demographic.
>>68033269
fucking jel
what sauce u using?
Scratch my back with a hack saw.
>>68033317
>pathetic
like >1967?
>>68033233
i think they can do better
>go down 2-0 without much fight
>suddenly, acquire 3 lopsided wins and a tight 3OT loss
>game 7
>0-0 tie for 50 minutes
>then drop 5 goals and get laughed out of the bulding
I can't watch this anymore
I need sleep
>>68033334
Round 1 ot game 7 winner. Great time for a goal bit it was pretty bland.
>>68033327
No I think it's a team competition. American teams are much much better at it than Canadian ones.
I WAITED 20 YEARS AN THEY FUCKING CHOKE
>>68033311
It's the Pens ability to buy refs and make butthurt internet crybabies scream refpuck all night.
>>68033331
Thanks bro
>shorks names will never grace lord stanleys cup
>>68033358
That would be a legendary shork, to be sure
I kinda like the idea of them not winning a single game
>>68033347
The cantpucks have lost every final they've made, why are you talking shit
>>68033370
"American" teams are mostly Canadians. Thanks for confirming my point, buddy
>>68033372
>choke
you have to lead to choke..
>>68033311
canadian players and players from canadian teams
>>68033366
no they were eliminated by the hawks 2 times. they were up 3-0 in the series and then lost it to 3-3. and this game they were going to win and got scored on short handed with a couple minutes left and then had this goal.
>>68033386
No prob m8 it's why i make things
>>68033416
Who /Surrey/ here
>>68033311
Faster, better puck possession, overall more capable scorers, a slightly better goalie imo
Oh, and I guess superior crying and refpuck.
>>68033411
So it is individual? I've said nothing about the players, Chicago Illinois is in America, this makes the Blackhawk an American team
>>68033405
>shorks
>>68033411
How sad is it that no good Canadian players actually want to play for Canadian teams?
>4 game sweep
nice one western conference
Pens need to stay out of the box.
>>68033411
>your country is so cuck they win championships for others instead of their own country
>>68033453
it's not the west's fault the NHL jews wouldn't let the best team into the finals because the shorks needed more publicity and the jews needed more shekels
who /647/ here
>>68033447
>14 Canadians
>"American team"
k
>>68033451
Look at these Canadians playing for a Canadian team
>>68033331
Next time can you draw her with stinklines coming from the feet? I can't really fap to this without them.
>there are people who unironically believe the shorks will win
>>68033443
>>68033379
>crying refpuck
Tranpa fans detected
>>68033471
>implying the refs won't give the shorks unlimited PPs to try to stem the bleeding
>>68033453
It's about to happen in basketball too. People will finally remember how shit the west is
>>68033451
How sad is it that youre arguing about shit that doesnt matter on the fucking internet?
>>68033471
>you need to stay out of the penalty box against a team that is your equal or better
Really now?
>>68033453
>0 teams in the playoffs
Nice one canada
>>68033311
three scoring line vs the shorks one and a half
and letang shits all over burns and vlasic
Winning a championship for another country is like raising the black child of another man who impregnated your wife. Thx Canada lololol get cukt
>>68033485
And not a single one plays for a Canadian NHL team
How sad
8 MINUTES WITHOUT A SINGLE SHOT ON GOAL
8 DAMN MINUTES
>SHORKS
>>68033438
>tfw living in Vancouver back in 2011
>tfw the riot was called "The Surrey Riot" by everyone afterwards
I wonder if people have forgotten that 80% of the people downtown that night came there from Surrey.
Good lord Geno.
What was he song that was just playing?
>>68033485
Is that a Stanley cup?
Didn't you learn sportsmanship as a kid? Name on the front is more important than the name on the back
Maybe not to you since you cheer for individuals over teams
>Darude - Sandstorm
>>68033411
Penguins ice more Americans in their skaters than Canadians.
shokes 9 minutes without a shotorello
PEOEPOEPOEPOPOEPOEPEPOEPOEOEPEPOEPOEPOPEOP
>>68033532
Darude - Sandstorm
>>68033504
We're all guilty of that so maybe just focus on the question?
Go pens from tx
Minnesota players had an average of .465 PPG
That's better than any Canadian province
Nice plugs, Canacucks
