AL East
# 1 vs. #2
RED SOX (32-20)
Mookie Betts, RF
Dustin Pedroia, 2B
Xander Bogaerts, SS
David Ortiz, DH
Hanley Ramirez, 1B
Travis Shaw, 3B
Blake Swihart, LF
Chris Young, CF
Ryan Hanigan, C
Joe Kelly, RHP (2-0, 6.30 ERA)
ORIOLES (28-22)
Adam Jones, CF
Hyun-soo Kim, LF
Manny Machado, SS
Chris Davis, 1B
Mark Trumbo, RF
Matt Wieters, C
Pedro Alvarez, DH
Jonathan Schoop, 2B
Ryan Flaherty, 3B
Mike Wright, RHP (2-3, 5.05 ERA)
HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE
AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
COOKIE
MOOKIE
ROOKIE
I CANT BELIEVE IT
HE IS ELITE
E
LITE
SIGN HIM FOR $10939-0254092849284390214982742987492874892347928374 FOR 127349809138091238-28103 YEARS
HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
And there goes the game. GG sox.
whatever the fuck Mookie had for breakfast, I want some
MOOLIE
LMAO O'S ARE SHITE
OMFG
MOOKIE ON FIRE
TEST HIM FOR PILATES
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF
the sox offense is bullshit
well mookie betts is the next mccutchen, but betts has a higher ceiling
THE MOOKIE MONSTER
>>68029999
QUADS CONFIRM
QUADS = 4
4 = 4th PLACE
ORIOLES = 4th PLACE
LMAO
why he couldn't do that last night lol
dookie = steroins
Fucking Bustgaerts send this Bust down
>BUSTGAERTS
DFA
THIS
BUST
>>68030065
if he did it last night it would of been too obvious that he is juicing
>>68030064
>not 4 games back
>big poopi
just retire omg
>>68030094
It's not juicing more as its ridiculous bat speed.
Kid has lightning fast hands.
>team does well
>omg steroids
kek
I feel bad for the Cubs fans.
That bad outs right there.
Looks like the team is falling apart, I don't ever expect the Sox to score again.
5th place here we come, it was a good run lads.
>yfw Mookie hits another homer his next at bat
>It's an "O's have to be patient" episode
Yeah we all know how this works
>>68030169
>I am now a #jebmissile
>>68030201
>mookie has another 3 HR game after his 3 HR game last night
>>68030201
Who is this NERD pitching
Fucking Cy Young is going to get hammered today isn't he?
>Jones getting base hits
>>68030222
Lol he has a GIRL'S name on his back too
THROW STRIKES
YOU FUCKING MEME
THROW STRIKES
This fucking piece of shit isn't making it out of the 5th.
How you want your pitching
Just fuck my shit up
>>68030281
to the 5th*
Oh good lord a productive out
I swear to fucking God.
He got lucky that didn't get blown outa here.
SWIHART'S FUCKING ARM IS SO FUCKING WEAK.
JESUS
jesus christ kelly got lucky on that one
once again our only hope is to score about 10,000 runs
Joe Jelly
dinger incoming
>>68030318
>our
what positions do you play lol
Annnnd here comes the GIDP
This motherfucker is going to rape our bullpen today.
Awesome.
GOOD JOB CY YOUNG WINNER
CAN NEVER COUNT ON YOU, AS USUAL
>MUH MEME ALMOST NO HITTER THROUGH 7 INNINGS
>>68030317
Dude cmon now he's a fucking catcher whose never played outfield before his arm is for the infield
THROW STRIKES
>>68030363
He was filthy with the Cards, the Sox wont let him use his fucking 2-seamer when they got him and it ruined him.
Sox cant develop fucking pitchers.
Name a single decent pitcher the Sox have developed in the past 15 years?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING SACK OF SHIT
I FUCKING
JUST GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68030357
>lol
I really hope that kind of pedantic shit doesn't really make you laugh
oh, and fuck kelly
frogs gettin real angry in here
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>68030401
>He was filthy with the Cards
Right? That's why I was very excited that he was coming to the Red Sox
Dunno whats going on man
cmon Joe
>>68030401
Jon fucking Lester.
>filthy with the Cards
no he wasn't
>kelly
good game orioles you earned this one
don't worry guys
Farrell will put buckholtz in and everything will be fine
r-right
>joe klelly
>this is only the first inning
just
So we just have to hit it to left to win?
>>68030427
I dunno, Mike Wright could give quite a bit back
Just keep it to fucking 3 runs you sack of shit, we can at least come back from that.
JOE YOU FUCKING SUCK
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE FUCKING ANYTHING
YOU COCKY SACK OF SHIT
IM GLAD YOUR HUBRIS WAS KNOCKED DOWN TEN FUCKING PEGS LAST YEAR
IM GLAD YOURE A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
at least we have our bullpen ace ready
>its a pitcher shits it up to a ridiculous level and no one in the Sox club house seems to care.
I dont understand this, we assassinated Sandoval for fucks sake why does it take so long for us to bench a damn pitcher.
Gib Rich Hill plox
lmao
side note why isn't anybody at the game
this is a small improvement
>schooop
more like
poooop
Of course the only strikeout is off a dummy like Schoop
>>68030505
>Baltipoor
You can't buy baseball tickets with food stamps
>>68030507
omg you fucking memelord go reee with your ponies somewhere else
also is this mike wright guy capable of pulling a buttholez and collapsing?
we need him to
>>68030505
I was wondering that yesterday, guess baseballs ded
>>68030530
then what's the point of them...
>>68030530
>Bombston
lmao
LOL WHAT A SALTY CUNT
>>68030505
Baltimore doesn't deserve sports teams. Their fans are too poor to go to games, and would rather stay home shooting heroin.
>>68030505
school night, hot as balls
>Joe "Joe Kelly" Kelly
Memest AL pitcher?
Joe "Chimpout" Kelly
Based Shaw
we're going to need runs to have a chance in this game
>>68030580
Sabathia still plays baseball, so no.
>>68030598
>>68030580
>>68030553
I missed it. What happened? Sounds like Joe threw a tantrum?
>>68030580
RA Dickey
what if they send him down, do they need someone new to pitch? i can go
>>68030624
Was shit, gave up 4 runs in the first, chimped out in the dugout.
>Need to score a bunch of runs
>Jackie Bradley is with his wife bringing life into the world.
Welp.
>>68030624
Yeah, MASN showed it coming right back from the break.
Like he calmly sat his hat/glasses down then slammed his mitt on the floor before sulking off
>>68030638
Oh, I've been watching the game. I just missed the chimpout
get your head outta your ass wright
LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER
Anyone have a youtube or HD stream plz
LEFTY KILLER KILLING!
THAT LEFTY (RIGHTY) JUST GOT KILLED
RIGHTY KILLER
>homer field
>>68030648
>MASN
oh thats why i missed it. i'm on NESN
BASED FUCKING CHRIS YOUNG
HELL YEAH
Lefty killer is out of control, killing indiscriminately.
Someone stop this man.
>LEFTY KILLER
>KILLING RIGHTIES
hide your wife and kids, he's going after everyone
KILLED HIM
THE LEFTY KILLER
"LEAVE LEFTIES (& RIGHTIES) TO ME"
TIE IT UP MOOKIE!
>>68030690
is this post racist? discuss
uh ohhhhhhh
The hell is this ump's problem? Why warning the Sox?
>that pitch
fuck off wright
>red sox warned
WHAT THE SHIT
[PLAYER WAS WARNED FOR THIS PITCH]
Are you kidding me blue?
Wright is just janky like Ubaldo
someone hook me up with a youtube or HD stream plzzzzzz
>player hits home runs against you
>throw fastball at his head
fuck off dude
HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
CHAT SHIT, GET BANG!
Who was warned and why
THERE WILL BE NO STOPPIN'
>>68030201
!
DIRTY SHITBIRDS GETTING FUCKED
Jesus christ this is too much.
OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL
HE"S OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL
EAT YOUR HART OUT TREVOR STORY
THERE"S A NEW KING IN TOWN
what the FUCK am I even seeing
FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S
MOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!
Who else saw that coming on a 3-2
OH MY GOODNESS MOOKIE
MOOKIE
IS
FUCKING
ELITE
>>68030712
HECK YEAH
>>68030201
>5 HOMERUNS IN 7 AT BATS
FUCKING ABSURD
>radio announcers gushing over mookie bests
>oh yeah game is tied
Will Mookie Betts ever stop hitting home runs? I think his bat is stuck on booster mode
>>68030201
confirmed magician
How long will Cookie Mookie be a rookie?
>>68030201
Hahaha FUCK THE O'S
oh look another bombston steroid user
hey shitbirds throw at his head next at bat too
seriously that was fucking dirty i am actually upset by something i've seen in a baseball game
>Orioles chimp out
>warn both sides
??????
>>68030849
tbqh with you Joe, i dont think that was intentional at all
i just think Wright sucks
>wright aims at his head
>mookie blasts yet another homer
keep playing dirty bitch
>Mookie will be the second leadoff-player in MLB history to have over 100 RBI.
what a time to be alive
>Joe Kelly is going to give the Eternal 4th Placers the lead again this inning
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>kelly's just going to cough up a couple more
momentum killer
>>68030860
He's a bit of a head case like Cuckoldz. The 2 run shot got to him and he happened to unravel on Mookie's AB.
He's been alright lately, but I don't trust him. Has heart though.
Do you think Ellen could pitch better than Kelly and Buttholez
How good would the 2016 Red Sox be if they had any pitching outside of memeballer?
>inb4 grapes
can we just put kelly on the dl for another 15 days pls
>>68030912
>like buchholz
>has heart
??? ??? ???
>>68030912
>had heart
then the comparison with Buttholez is immediately null and void
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68030937
Talking about Wright. He's emotional in a way I can respect.
Fuck, would've been the lead. C'mon Manny.
Hahaha
>2016
>getting Kim out
>poopiebutts
>>68030994
mookie's on that dee gordon shit
>>68030925
Ellen has a vicious splitter.
AND THERE GOES THE TIE GAME
I HOPE KELLY DIES
I REALLY DO
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68030926
Price is good now and Porcello is the perfect number 5 starter
We need to see more of E-rod but hes developing, Kelly/Buckholz is mystifying on how bad you can be and still collect a pay check
RICH HILL WHEN
Why do people was Shields?
Kelly, the heck's going on lad?
Joe Kelly is Clay Buchholz-lite.
His fucking ERA is over 7.5
>it's the 2nd inning
I hate this 13 year old frog spammer so much.
I have a very important question for the rest of /sp/
should buckholtz replace joe kelly in the rotation
If Trumbo hits it out Kelly will loose his shit on the mound.
He's about to go
God this fucking piece of shit
THROW FUCKING STRIKES
THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
THROW STRIKES
>>68031051
He's a bro. Really loves his Sox. I can't hate on his passion.
The only "good" pitchers on this team are shell-of-his-former-self-Price, memeballer Wright, Eddie and faggot Porlello who really isn't good and has just gotten lucky
>>68031066
No REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
>>68031051
threads wouldn't be the same without him
>>68031062
no, they can just share starts.
>joe blows cock the first two innings
>buttholez relieves
Only one run.
I guess I can like with that.
I still fucking hate him so much.
>5 fucking runs by the 2nd
>>68031109
live*
>>68031090
This.
Best thread gimmick for a team that hasn't really had much the last two seasons.
Sox are going to need to make a really good trade to get AT LEAST one good arm in the starting rotation
They have the offense
now we just need to better the pitching and we should be a solid contending playoffs team
hey guys what's the best pain-free and mess-free suicide method my parents put a lock on my amazon account so i can't buy any more helium products
>>68031134
trade xander for kershaw
>>68031101
Yeah we do that with Ubaldo and Vance Worley now because god DAMN Baldy sucks again
>BUSTGAERTS
DFA THIS BUSTY MEME
THE STREAKS ENDS TONIGHT
>>68031142
You need to be 18+ to browse 4chan.
>>68031151
Might be a worthy trade.
>>68031142
Become a Cubs fan. They'll kill your soul so you'll be dead inside.
>>68031162
i'm 35
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FUCK YES PAPI
FUCK YES PAPI
FUCK YES PAPI
FUCK YES PAPI
FUCK YES PAPI
ANOTHER DINGER
BASED LARGE FATHER
gotta make up for Kelly's utter shit outing
OMFG
why aren't there any fans here (at the game)
NUMBER 518
TIE GAME
NUMBER 518
TIE GAME
PLEASE DO NOT PUT KELLY ON THE MOUND AGAIN
THIS OFFENSE IS SAVING HIS ASS SO HARD RIGHT NOW
DONT BLOW IT KELLY
just fucking retire old piece of shit :(
So basically every 3-2 count is a free dinger for the Red Memes. Got it
>>68031171
I think the "in" thing for that now is to be a Who's fan
don't forget to tell your pitcher to throw at his head next time up for daring to hit a home run against your team, buck
Is this literally a meme game?
>>68031207
Ellen is the best.
>HanRam
It just never stops being funny.
>>68031239
It's an incredibly fun meme game.
>>68031239
yes
GET HIM THE FUCK OUTTA THERE BUCK
>>68031239
This is what Nashitinal League fans think happens every AL game
why aren't there fans at this game
>>68031276
>Murdermore
>fans
lol tbqh with you Joe
only memelords watch baseball down there
>>68031276
jew owner jacks up the prices for yankee/red sox games
>>68031225
Don't forget the Padres exist.
Or do. What's the difference really?
why do they keep talking about wright when he pitched yesterday lol
>>68031276
they had to stay home to help their moms work in their gardens
>>68031214
>>68031219
>>68031220
>>68031223
God i can't stand Ortiz and his obvious ped using ass. But these awful pics are starting to grow on me like a fungus
how does Ortiz hide his PEDs so good? Please teach us, large father
>>68031308
it's a pretty nice meme
Not going to lie, I have wondered if Papi found a way to share his special milkshakes with the rest of the team this year
>>68031324
what happens next year
>>68031335
probably but who cares
if they pass the tests and can play then wew lad
>>68031313
lol just ask Davis haha
>>68031290
And yet a bunch of Red Sox fans always show up to road games in Baltimore.
>>68031308
Literally how can you hate this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhriSwt11_k
>>68031292
They conveniently exist for silly shit like Bartolo dinger and the Seattle game the other day.
San Diego fans at least have the beach to forget the voids that are the Dads and Chorgers.
>>68031346
I think it's safe to say red sox fans have more money than Baltipoor fans
I fucking love this team. Heart of a lion but punch of a fighter.
WALLY NATION
>>68031335
That would be my guess..But why now and not the previous two seasons when they really needed the boost
How often do players get tested for PEDs anyways, someone google that for me.
>looking at all star ballot
>swihart is the only red sox '''''''''''''''''''''catcher''''''''''''''''''''' listed
>>68031324
Papi posting is the other gimmick to RedSox threads and it's going to suck to see it go
I miss Lesterface too desu
RALLY WAVE, GO
^---------(^_^)------^
>>68031402
Depends on the player. Ortiz says he gets tested whenever he hits a dinger or has like 2 doubles on a night.
>>68031383
no the new tripf*g meme was a one time thing
>>68031387
Because he's retiring and wants to go out like every other sporting meme
>>68031406
>'''''''''''''''''''''catcher'''''''''''''''''''''
now that the dust has settled, what did the poster mean by this?
HANIGOAT PLEASE
CMON HANI
>>68031402
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+often+do+baseball+players+get+tested+for+PEDs#
GRAND SLAMIGAN INCOMING
I really don't know who I want among Ubaldo, Worley, or pic related near the rotation
Fucking Christ
HANNIGAN
BIG
TIME
DAMAGE
>swihart
>young
>hanigan
what the fuck is this meme lineup shit
actually walk him in and load the bases for Mr. Betts
>Joe Kelly will '''''''''''''''''''''teach''''''''''''''''''''' D'angelo Ortiz how to pitch
WHY
BASED HINCLUTCH
A
S
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HANICLUTCH
DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE DO IT MOOKIE
Based offense.
MOOKIE TIME
>that orioles goon crying in the dugout
>that clutch hanigoat
good game
BETTS IS BACK UP
HANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH
It hasn't even begun
>these shenHanigans
Hannibal is GOAT with bases loaded
>this fucking offense
This may go down as the greatest offense in MLB history
CAN HE DO IT AGAIN?
Calling a mookie HR
If he hits a home run I'm going to kill myself
This fucking offense
I thought Baltimores pitching was good
I'm actually surprised that's never happen before
>Its the third inning
>Score is 7-5
Jesus this fucking game
>>68031538
Wright is trash
>It's already 8:30 and it's only the top of the third
THE BASEBALL HAS TO LOOK LIKE A BEACHBALL TO HIM RIGHT NOW
fuck nerves getting to me for this
>>68031552
Basedball
Stream anyone?
>at the game right now
>have to be at work at 10:30
>3rd inning
JUST
boooo
PITCH HIM YOU FEGGITS
>walk
DFA bustie butts
WALKED HIM
THE BITCHES
BRILLIANT PLATE DISCIPLINE MOOKIE
COME ON PEDEY
MAKE EM PAY
>>68031538
>Baltimore Pitching Good
