just a perfect day
drink sangria in the park
and then later
>>68029395
Funny you bring this up...
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.
Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.
The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.
I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my 360 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.
punched my girlfriend.
>>68029366
just a perfect day
drank 12 beers in the park and punched my girlfriend while driving 102 MPH down the road
>>68029406
I hope this is pasta.
>>68029503
No one could type all that out that quickly
>>68029506
Didn't notice the post times.
you made me forget myself
i thought i was someone else
someone good
Tired of drugs and alcohol being associated with this fella. He is making those substances look bad.
>>68029406
