Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668
13:00 Thiem (13) - Goffin (12)
13:00 Djokovic (1) - Berdych (7)
15:00 Williams (1) - Putintseva
15:00 Bertens - Bacsinszky (8)
Please keep it alive
>>68024102
Completely unnecessary thread desu
>>68024153
Can't make one tomorrow, that's why.
>>68024102
womyn are so boring to watch
>>68024184
What would you rather do to them, Mamadou?
>Stosur
>>68024115
thanks la
>>68024184
French doesn't seem to care either. Why do they get paid the same again?
>>68024202
is it going to get you off if i tell you?
>women
Pironkova will never be a top 5 player if she keeps makes this many errors
based stosur
>first semi
nice, I guess
>>68024234
Nice prox jokerbitch..
Nooo, pironkova was cute.
Oh well.
>tfw have to go take a fat ogre shit but too bored to leave bed
>>68024247
Depends, are you white?
>>68024349
>france
>white
>>68024397
OUT OUT OUT
>>68024416
you're scared, white boi?
>>68024434
Oui. You need to go back to Senegal friend
>>68024115
I'm gonna try to wake up early to watch tomorrow. These times blow, though. They need to install some fucking lights.
Should have known this would turn in a cuckthred
>>68024480
But every thread is a cuckthread these days.
>>68023963
Disgusting coal burner.
>>68024636
Haha jamal xD. Fuck off.
Who will stop him?
>>68024880
Stan
>>68024880
me on the right
>Djokovic, not Federer, first player to earn $100 million prize money
this is such bullshit
>>68024965
who cares about that 2bh
>>68024880
This man is our only hope.
>>68025002
i like his sweater =|
Winner of Thiem Goffin is new number 7. Loser is 11th. Good to see some yung lads in the top 10.
>>68024965
It's a BS calculation anyway. Price money has been rising constantly and there has been a constant inflation.
>wawcucka
>>68025064
More like jung, once Thiem destroys Goffin
>gf likes Stan
How to feel?
>>68025105
New memes pls
Kyrgios could bring a new tactic to the game, of delivering bad news during key points. Imagine finding out your father's just got cancer. Probably won't be able to convert that set point anymore
>>68025163
cucked
>>68025184
They should give players control over the video walls
>>68024880
pls do sumthin
>>68025338
They should give /tennis/ control over it. How much would it cost to buy an advert at the US Open showing a loop of Murray 9/11 pictures?
>>68025378
kek nice one alex
>>68025418
Prolly the only other one I have.
>>68025450
>3.01 MB
What is this wizardry?
>>68025450
tip top kek
>>68025499
What do you mean? File size limit is 4MB for .jpg .png and .gif while webm is 3MB except on /gif/ and /wsg/ (both of which allow sound for these).
>>68025616
Oh right. Haven't made a gif since webmpocalypse.
>>68026532
What did they mean by this?
Also don't forget to watch based Mansour Bahrami, always intertaining to watch
>>68026967
The Iron Sheik? Where is he playing?
so happy my tennisfu is thru to the next round :)
>>68027003
Legends' trophy, he was on court 2 today (I didn't know that nickname)
>>68027053
Haven't watched any Legend's matches this RG, don't know why. Iron Sheik is a different Iranian madman
>>68027099
Oh ok, who does that refer to ?
I really like Mansour, he's funny as fuck and a very nice guy
>>68027030
shame for the roid acne
>>68027158
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik
>>68027227
Oh ok it's not tennis
>>68027217
she's just young still roger
Stan Murray is going to be the greatest meme match or a blow out depending on whether SCAM or Cuckrinka turn up. Bring it home brave lions Andy.
>>68027348
>SCAM or Cuckrinka
They'll both turn up because nobody wants to face the Djok
>>68027385
Battle of head pointing as well. I think Stan is due a cuckrinka performance. We've seen plenty of SCAM.
>>68025407
Kek
Is Clayray actually going to do it, the absolute madman?
>>68028672
I told Muzza to win RG and he actually did it, the absolute madman.
>>68028672
No, he'll never win another Slam and if you think so you're delusional.
>>68028790
>thinking this
>>68028672
Why 'Clayray'?
No way this thread survives the night
>>68029588
Time will prove me right or not.
>>68029690
I'll be up till 4. Will bump at that time.
>>68026891
Putin is allied with assad so i guess it means 'will putin be able to talk assad down from his position.'
>>68030459
You new?
>>68028790
Capped so I can post it when Clayray proves you wrong.
>>68031737
EBAM
B
A
M
Final bump.
tennis
Rain expected today?
Watching the stanimal go absolutely beast mode during the 2015 final gets me rock hard desu, harder than a sailors wang on shore leave
alright lads
Morning lads.
hows the weather gonna be?
>>68039180
Some showers at 13:00. Expect a delay.
morning lads
is this the worst grand slam ever?
>Semis
>#1, #2 and #3 in it
>With a young and upcoming kid (Age, 23)
>>68039393
Par for the course actually, see >>68039403
>>68039393
2003 us open
>>68039393
Yeah. US Open 2014 was actually pretty good.
>>68039393
I've watched two hours total. Absolute rubbish
post yfw goffin derails the thiem meme and then stan wrecks grounds keeper murray
>>68039742
>I didn't watch GAsquet's run
>I didn't watch Wawrinka "The Man" Stan
>I didn't watch Sir Murray struggles against frenchmen (Bourgue and Gasquet)
>I didn't watch Zverev vs Thiem, a very beautiful game
Wow, fooking wanker.
>>68039928
Work shift timings senpai :(
Oh ESP is showing doubles.
is 4chen ded?
>>68027421
>battle of headpointing
audible kek
Coupla bongs to go. What's the forecast?
>>68040465
Showers and warm.
What the fuck is this retarded scheduling? I want to see Murray play. Shows rain all weekend, are they going to delay it again? Fucking french can't do anything right.
>>68040488
TV contracts m8.
>>68040417
come to /pol/
>>68040488
Murray is tomorrow. no rain
Post your #predictions
Berdych wins 4-6 2-6 6-4
Thiem wins 6-4 6-2 6-3 2-6 7-6
>>68040614
>Berdych wins
wew
>>68040614
>Berdych wins 4-6 2-6 6-4
lad
>>68040614
>Birdshit
>>68040614
>Berdych playing a best of 3
>Thiem winning 4 sets, including a 5th set tiebreak
U wot m8?
Goffin in 2 sets.
>>68040614
That's some finely crafted bait.
Are Czechs slavs?
>>68040620
>>68040627
>>68040640
>>68040649
>>68040670
Thanks for the (You)s gang!
>>68040702
you cheeky bastard
Once again empty stadium because its lunch time, what is it with you French and your obsession with lunch?
thiem will beat goffin and choke vs novak
>>68040488
But Murray played yesterday?
>>68040748
So? Djokobot played yesterday too.
It's a grand slam quarter final and the seats are literally (figuratively) empty what the fuck?
>>68040752
>>68040752
Its lunch time, fucking french. Every match is dead at this time so they can chomp on onions and go OH-EH-OH-EH-OOOOOH
>>68040752
It's cold as fuck.
There's a decent amount of people in the cheaper seats, it's the VIP seats that are totally deserted. Quite sad to see.
Why can't ITV stream in HD on their shitty website that I even had to sign up for?
>>68040751
Yeah but Djokovic had a longer delay, they announced all this yesterday.
>>68040752
rain delay killed any interest in the tournament alot of ppl were pissed they couldn't get refunds because MUH 2 HOUR RULE
Morning tennisists, much rain expected?
>>68040777
no rain today
>>68040752
Let them eat man, they'll be here soon.
>>68040762
kek
Loving the women's tennis that Thyme and Goffin are playing
Where is the crowd
>>68040809
>his lunch doesn't last 2 (two) hours
>>68040789
This would never happen if you had an English breakfast. Set you up for most of the day, and all you'd need is some lovely strawberries and cream around 2pm.
>>68040825
But why wouldn't I want to have a nice long lunch though ? English breakfast is great but I like taking the time at noon, entrée + main dish with wine + dessert + coffee is too sweet.
>>68040809
greeting the new batch of muslims
>>68040842
Because I want to go home from work as early as I can.
>>68040842
Because you've fucking paid to attend a tennis match? Do you miss 1/3 of a movie because you're hungry?
YOU FRENCH MAKE NO SENSE!
>>68040842
do you guys have sex during the break?
Friend's cousin said french guys are rough with their women during sex is that true?
>>68040864
Oh right I got carried away because of the food talk and forgot we were initially talking about the people not attending the game. That's absolutely retarded, I'm guessing they're just rich people who don't really give a crap about tennis.
>beardick
>>68040871
How do you define rough ? I never participated in orgies with foreigners so it's hard to compare.
>>68040686
Don't tell them I said so, but yes
Cheap high stands are full btw.
Only the expensive & corporate seats are empty.
>>68040871
>french guys are rough with their women during sex is that true?
my wife's daughter said they fuck like they win wars
>uninspired play
>consistent top 10
>mad cash
>no fans
>supermodel wife
>>68040903
Living the dream.
>>68040896
How much are expensive and corporate seats?
>>68040912
desu i'm extremely jelly he gets away with it and it makes me dislike him even more but it's definitely quite something to be able to do that to this degree
>>68040897
>my wife's daughter said they fuck like they win wars
TOP KEK
>>68040891
she whined he didn't care about her pleasure and never ate her out. kept pulling her hair
DWL
W
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>>68040923
did she date Manuel Ferrara by any chance ?
NICE 1 Goff
Why are eurosport ads so weird? Is this what adverts are like in Europe?
gee gee
why is goffan so likable? i love that guy.
>>68040930
nah some frenchie she met at a hostel
Match go the atmosphere of a 1st round match.
Blegh, Thiem - Goffin it is.
>stadium is empty
hehe fuck RG, can't even build a fucking roof or enable hawk eyeeye
Berdych is kill
>>68040946
Why are you expected to eat some random slag out? These encounters are for straight fucking.
who can stop the bot?
rain
>>68040915
£50+
>>68040969
Murray and Stan need to combine their strengths
how does somebody like berdshit keep letting djoko beat him over and over without changing his gameplan?
he fired his coach and is still getting his ass kick
>>68040966
idk man she's crazy and parents are loaded AF so she travels alot and she hated paris
>Thiem
>>68040975
I thought it was much more, like 300+.
>>68040987
Did he just go from 4-1 to 4-6
>>68040969
This tourney needs a mutiny.
>>68040994
The most dangerous lead
>>68040969
Wawrinka, Murray
>>68040969
>>68040985
>you will never be a American Trust Fund Babby
why even live
>>68040989
Maybe for the absolute best, but the whole lower tier is desertes
Al anti terror tactics tßh. They want ISIS to give a shit.
>people actually think Wawrinka will beat Murray
>>68041002
is this real? what a memer.
>this Thiem collapse
NOT LIKE THIS
>Austrian tennis
>>68041002
Wawrinka hasn't really been impressive this year and since winning the french last year, would be hilarious if he just shows up again and wins FO.
>"French" Open
>No French people in the stadium
Remove Berdshit
He's just there to remove players that could have a better chance and then sees no light in the QF.
the thiem is running out
which match are you guys watching?
Anyone else remember last year when a huge chunk of the roof fell on some fans sitting in the stadium at the French Open?
>>68041036
watching riley reid anal atm 2bh fham
>>68041036
Thiem since Djoko won already
i would make out, maybe even fuck thiem. no homo.
lmao when ppl think thiem will beat goffin
>Djokovic gets a bye to a GS final
>David Goffin will be top 7
Can't coffin the Goffin.
>>68041036
mischa zverev - dustin brown
quite entertaining desu
>>68041036
Berdshit already lost, so I watch Goffin.
>>68041062
BROWNED
Where are you watching?
if goffin could just improve his serve he would be top10 easily
>>68041079
bet365 has a stream of every single challenger and atp tournament throughout the year bro.
>>68041060
CANT HEEM THE THIEM
post yfw Murray wins Roland Garros and England wins the UEFA EURO 2016™
goffin tilting?
>>68041095
murray will win the RG though.
>>68041095
>>68041095
England is shit and so is Murray.
>>68041095
>>68041095
>>68041117
Still can't believe someone thought casting her as Hermione Granger was a good idea.
i think ill go out for a donner and just stay in a tpico and watch the match
>>68041095
>>68041095
that backhand
>>68041130
holy shit what the fuck
>>68041130
Ruined my childhood desu senpai
>>68041137
my nigga dean blunt
>>68041143
>you will never force genie into having kinky sex
ITCHY BIRD
T
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Y
>It's a Djokovic gets broken episode
I know how this ends senpaitachi
The entire point of her character is she's a white middle class English girl who's never experienced prejudice in her life
how comfy is it to watch the goffin thiem match lads?
Djoko on suicide watch
>>68041167
not that comfy t.bh
berdych's forehand is playing pretty well right now
>yfw da vide wins da rolandc up
>>68041146
>>68041147
The fact that they made the daughter dark makes it that much weirder.
just a lttle information for all you anglos, the CH at the end of berdych is pronounced as H
like the H in Hitler
>>68041137
Just realised this is one of those hoverboard things you see twats using
>>68041167
not very, tilting is the summary of.the game
>>68041196
It's easier to call him Berdshit.
>>68041091
Fuck bet365 though. I'm watching Jaziri getting rekt on livestream.com/atp. They have challengers on there, don't know about other tournaments
Have there ever been sadder quarter finals ?
>>68041196
How are you supposed to pronounce that then?
Bird-i-huh?
>>68041193
Absolutely disgusting, so done with Harry Potter desu. Fanbase is fucking toxic
>>68041202
Kek, i sold these at work. Literately death traps.
Amazon basically impended all the revenue we gained from them for 6 month in case someone wanted a refund.
>>68041220
Bear-deeh
>>68041220
Beer-du-chuh
>>68041193
I'm just hoping she gets called a mudblood, but they'll probably ditch that term because its so oppressive to muggles
>>68041193
she isn't even hot wtf
Last for thiem is gonna lose
>>68041256
That's the thing, if she's black all that stuff takes on a completely new, unsettling context
Unless the wizarding world is completely, utterly race-blind - which is doubtful - the way she's treated doesn't make sense.
>Nomatch Berdych
DWL
W
L
>>68041277
Yeah, an 11 year-old kid in 90s Britain is not going to employ racial slurs against a freaking black girl.
>>68041279
ЂПЛ
П
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>>68041277
>yfw the only reason they couldn't make ron black is because of the ginger hair and the only reason they couldn't make harry black is because you wouldn't see his scar clearly
and you know one of them HAD to be black
>>68041196
No it isn't fuck off
>>68041220
bear-de-eightch
>>68041306
Don't care about a black actress (trigger warning:gendered term) playing a white character in a play I couldn't give a shit about, but fuck all the people trying to say she WUZ all along
LETS GO BIRD DICK
>>68041306
They need a gimmick to get people to buy tickets. That new Ghostbusters film would be an abomination with an all-male cast too, but they need some publicity and discuussion around it. If they know it's going to be shit they can still draw a crowd of SJWs who can convince themselves that anything's good
دول
و
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>watch djokowinslol in hd
>or watch coffin-thiem in sd
Hmm.
>>68041306
Why is it always blacks that need pandering to?They would never make Hermione a gook or a poo in the loo, blacks are always the ones that need to be "represented" in the media or else they'll throw a shitfit.Literally WE WUZ WIZARDS N SHIETTTT.
DISQUALIFY THAT MAN
