He could easily join United.

Even if he hasn't played football in his whole life and he's 40 he wouldn't the worst player in their squad.

>>68022570
E P I C MEME JOKE

reddit 2.0 is hilarious!

>>68022570
>Even if he hasn't played football in his whole life
He actually did used to. Had to make a decision when he was about 13 to either focus on football or tennis full time. Apparently back then people were saying he was talented enough at football to be a future starter for the NT.

I knew De Gea's 6'4 listing was bullshit

>Play for Chelsea
>Get let go by MouYes because of a vendetta
>Go to ManU
>Get mismanaged by Moyes & LVG
>MouYes signed by ManU
>Team says it "would be open" for you playing elsewhere

Poor Mata can't catch a break!

>>68022554
Who's on the far right? Ander Herrera?

>>68023418

Just use mouyes

>6'1 federer is taller than 6'4 de gay

explain this

>>68023553

Athletes lie about their height all the time.

>>68022554
Valencia

>>68023571
>manlets
When will they learn?

>>68022554

Why do footballers dress so poorly?

>>68023670
low IQ
They are basically brainlets

>>68023811
>>68023670

Every other faggot these days wears blazers with sneakers

>>68022554
>le epic pass to martial manlet