>That guy who claims he's American but hates baseball
>white basketball fans
Why should I like a spic sport?
>>68016815
We're not talking about lacrosse
Is there really a guy walking around in baseball stadiums yelling "HOTDOGS!" and throwing them?
>>68016839
Yes and sodas and popcorn and other dumb shit
>>68016839
Yes, but he doesn't necessarily throw them these days.
It's not just hot dogs either, it's everything consumable. It adds to the atmosphere of entertainment.
>>68016821
True, we're talking about baseball, which is dominated by spics.
>>68016849
Top kek, gotta visit the US of A one day because of this
>>68016839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P_FQGWch9c
>>68016839
Yes.
>>68016750
>That guy who unironically watches every boreball game and claims its patriotic to do so
>white american born in the usa
>literally hates baseball
>living in australia
>loves cricket
OP BTFO
>>68016750
>be American
>ex-Marine
>dad was a marine
>grandfather fought in Vietnam
FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT BASEBALL
I'd rather stick my dick in wolverine mouth than have to watch or play biesbol.
>>68016862
Visit Canada instead. It's got everything the US has with none of the mobility scooters. Smaller portions though, so if you're a fat fuck like the stars and stripes guys here, you won't like it
>>68016886
Nobody cares what a jarhead retard thinks.
>>68016894
Enjoy your Crackerjacks, fat fuck
>>68016862
Fat people everywhere, Its fucking sad man
>>68016815
>>68016860
>americans base their tastes on race
>>68016886
what the fuck does you being a marine have to do with baseball? Classic fucking marine though.
>>68016905
Will do, jarhead.
>>68016911
>there is only one race in moortugal
>>68016763
>black hockey fans
>>68016917
Absolutely nothing. This is Muhreen mentality.
>>68016917
How do you tell a marine from someone who's not? He'll mumble it while he's choking on your dick
>>68016862
what the fuck are you on about, that shit happens in every soccer stadium in europe
hotdogs are rare, although I've seen them, but popcorn and chips and whatnot are very common
>>68016917
he's saying that being a marine makes him american.
>>68016927
Blacks love watching stuff like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLqpw_uKyds
Cracka got CRACKED!
everything got boring or is doomed besides basketball
everyone is going to retire from football or it's gonna turn into two hand touch because brain damage is no joke
steroids killed baseball
basketball is still great and it's only getting better
soccer isn't a sport
>>68016991
>basketball is still great and it's only getting better
>>68016991
Literally all I ever hear about apehoop for the last year is how that Curry guy ruined it by shooting too many threes
>>68016917
It means I'm more American than you cucks, by action and by lineage.
You wouldn't last 5 minutes in basic training.
I've had, get ready for meme-potential, 12 enemy kills.
I've banged Iraqi girls to the tune of Metallica.
>MUH NATIONAL PASTIME
tl;dr, I'm more American than you and I despise baseball
>>68016991
College bball is alright but NBA has been unwatchable since the 90's
>>68016942
But they don't throw it
>>68016991
>basketball is still great and it's only getting better
im an apehoop fan and this simply isnt true, have you followed the season at all?
>>68017020
Please tell me this is some newer /k/ pasta
>>68017020
taking orders has nothing to do with freedom
I'm more american than you ever will be
fite me fgt
>>68017014
i guess larry bird already ruined it then
>american
>feel indifferent about baseball
>can only watch it during the small gap in the summer when the only other thing is the wnba
My only complaint is there's no complete consistency in the game and good pitchers means less runs
>>68017020
>hurr durr I'm the only servicemen on /sp/!
>listen to me guys I'm a real American hero!
Frag yourself.
>>68017047
>larry bird
>shot 37% on 1727 attempts in his entire career
>steph curry
>shot 44% on 3590 attempts so far
>boreball
>>68017099
bird didn't practice them as much as curry because back in bird's era people were actually allowed to play defense against a perimeter shooter.
>>68017099
and ray allen has over twice as many attempts as curry. i guess he ruined basketball too?
>>68016889
>Visit Canada instead
nobody wants to visit diet America
>>68017129
ray allen didnt shoot pull up 30 footers regularly or shoot contested 3s with a .5 second release time you fucking moron, if you really cant see how curry is on a completely other level, you're just shitposting, his fucking team was playing 4 on 3 on offence for half the season because of him.
>>68017190
you're only proving that curry is a unique once in a lifetime talent rather than some new breed of player sure to ruin the nba. high volume high percent three point shooters have been around for a long time.
>>68016750
Baseball is boring as fuck.
>>68017207
>cavs dominated postseason by shooting franchise record number of 3s
>portland a team expected to be in the lottery this season made it to the 2nd round with 2 guards that can shoot 3s and some role players
yeah sure thing its just curry, and what is everyone else going to do just take a break from competing for the next 6 years while the warriors win every chip because curry? Its a copycat league, thats how it works
>>68017270
cavs three point shooting would be irrelevant without lebron
portland only made it past the first round because cp3 and griffin were injured trust me i'm a blazers fan it's a miracle we made the playoffs. grizzlies had to get iniured and ty lawson had to be a bust for us to be even remotely relevant.
the only team winning on the strength of their three is memeiors. cavs aint shit without bron and nobody else is winning with 3 ball.
the only team that fits your criteria is curry and the warriors.
>>68017020
Another Marine here...
I saved the shit out of this for future copy-pasta material
>>68016886
Shutup welfare baby
>>68016750
>A sport that takes 162 games to decide who makes the playoffs.
>a sport where a person who bats successfully 30% of the time is astronomically better than someone who successfully bats 22% of the time
>a sport where millimeters are the difference(bat and ball contact) between a single and a ground out.
>a sport where you could play every other team 3 times, home and away, table them and truly find out who the best team is... and still play less games than the regular season.
>a sport that has to put their statistics to the thousandths decimal because they don't want you to notice the very marginal differences.
.250 looks better than 25% amirite
Poker is just as much of a sport if you factor skill and luck required to be good.
>>68022224
I thought the American baseball fan was extinct. I give baseball the World Cup treatment. Only watch the final.
>>68022652
Not quite extinct, just headed that way.
Go mest.
