If your state has fewer than three major pro teams, it's an irrelevant state.
Funny enough the purple ones are the only ones known outside the US so there's that.
>Maryland is less relevant than Missouri
>>68013638
People outside the US don't know shit about Pennsylvania
>>68013669
Everyone knows PA is the Alabama of the North
>>68013696
>Everyone knows PA is the Alabama of the North
nah that's michigan
>>68013669
Philadelphia and hershey bars, what more is there to know about fampai
>>68013644
Maryland should be yellow. Orioles, Ravens and Redskins.
>>68013696
Pennsyltucky
>>68013707
Not even remotely comparable
>>68013755
Amish, pretzels, and sandwiches
Do you think Nebraska could support an NFL or MLB team?
Like they do with the Huskers.
>>68013905
you forgot heroin addiction
>>68013755
Pittsburgh and steak and cheese
New York has 8, New Jersey has 3
>>68013934
That's West Virginia
>>68013755
desu I moved from PA to California and the only thing I reallly miss is Heinz Field and Sheetz
>>68013644
Missouri has both St Louis and Kansas City
>>68013961
West Virginia and Pennsylvania are the same
>>68013996
Sheetz is the shit for 3AM drunken food binges.
>>68013905
>pretzels
>pennsylvania
[triggered]
now go ahead and tell me how pizza is american....
>>68014041
Martainsburg is the junkie capital of the mid Atlantic.
>>68014058
Ease up, Adolph. Pennsylvania is infested with Germans.
>>68013618
Toronto
>Blue Jays
>Leafs
>Raptors
Ottawa
>Senators
Who /relevant/ here
>>68014404
not Canadia
>>68014058
Pennsylvania was pretty much all founded by Germans, brah
It's why we have the best beer and baked goods
>>68014041
Except for the two major cities in Pennsylvania, yeah pretty much
>>68014013
Both of which are garbage cities
>>68013618
So....is there any reason why California has 16 sports teams?
New York City has more people than LA.
>>68014486
Still, two fairly large cities. MD has Baltimore.
>>68014494
Oh look it's this meme again.
When your State has a GDP higher than most countries come talk to me
>>68014514
What other cities of note does Cali have that isn't a glorified LA suburb like Anaheim or San Diego?
>>68014494
San Diego
Los Angeles
San Francisco
San Jose
Sacramento
Oakland
NY has NYC and Buffalo
>>68013618
Football
Baseball
Basketball
Soccer
Hockey
?
?
>>68014544
San Diego is a four hour car trip from LA
>>68014548
Soccer isn't a major sport in the US
>>68014116
>>68014461
>Germans
Americans know about the muh heritage meme, but they just can't help themselves. If you're born in America you aren't German. You aren't Irish. You aren't Italian. Oh and give up on the 1/64th Cherokee shit, it's embarrassing.
>>68014545
Most of those places are either LA suburbs, have something to do with LA or are within an hour flight of LA
>>68013755
Literally nothing. Well done
>>68014589
Philadelphia is a 40 minute flight from Washington DC, therefore Philadelphia is a suburb of DC.
>>68014544
>city 2 hours away is a suburb
Ebin
>>68014589
>within an hour flight
That's a bit broad don't you think? Aren't all those north east coast cities within that range? Like NYC, Baltimore, DC, phillie, Boston?
>>68014629
different states.
State lines in America mean something. There's a drastic cultural difference between New York and New Jersey that doesn't exist between San Diego and San Francisco
>>68014494
>>68014544
>>68014589
Jesus God, New Yorkers are self important pricks.
>mfw when only Texans are more fucking annoying
>>68014659
Please don't speak on things you know nothing about
>>68014583
Most Americans aren't more than a couple generation removed from immigrants. They brought their heritage with them and maintained it. PA is German as fuck. Minnesota is Swedish as fuck. New York is Italian/Jewish/Puerto Rican as fuck. Florida is Cuban as fuck. Why is that so hard to understand?
>>68014583
Of course you are. "American" isnt an ethnicity, its people that hold citizenship in the US.
If I have a child in the US with my Swedish girlfriend that child will be Swedish by ethnicity, and only american by citizenship.
>>68014659
>implying that New Jersey is any different than New York. Or Philadelphia for that matter
>>68014742
Sven gets it.
>>68014682
That's not Californians
>>68014058
Pizza was invented in New Haven, Connecticut you mong. its American.
is a list that there is a city that has only soccer at a professional level
The City (or State) Of Soccer
>>68014058
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_effect
7/10 if trolling
>>68013961
Nah, Washington County Pa had 73 ODs in 3 days.
>>68014831
New Yorkers and Texans are the worst. Californians aren't even close.
>>68014732
>>68014742
Yeah and the Jersey Shore guys are real live Italians right? I'm talking about culture.
I have Scottish grandparents, does that make me a Scot? No, I didn't grow up in Scotland, and I have no real cultural connection to the land. If I were American I'd be running around in a kilt talking shit about brave William Wallace and how the English are bastards.
>Virginia has no teams
The fuck man, we should have at least, we gotta be the biggest state with no team. I guess DC counts as our team in every instance.
>>68014957
I didn't say that they were real live Italians, I said they brought and maintained their heritage. If you go to any major city in the northeast, Philly, NY, Boston, Baltimore, they have an Italian section, a German section, a Jewish section, an Irish section, a Hispanic section, a black section, with all the cultural color and flavor that goes with it, it's just the way it is. Even Scottish people in Scotland don't wear fucking kilts.
>>68014957
Look, Aus, I know you don't like to think about your ancestors' criminal past, but some people in America are proud of where they and their family came from. Many of them brought their culture with them.
Around here, we don't have a serial problem of criminal scum in our family trees.
>>68014659
>cultural difference
>doesn't exist between San Diego and San Francisco
Finally Arizona is relevant!
>>68014904
nice
>>68013618
>Texas, Tennessee, Missouri, Florida, Minnesota, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Ohio
>relevant
>>68014984
Virginia has no big cities.
>>68015048
>Even Scottish people in Scotland don't wear fucking kilts
That's my point, you might think you're ''preserving the culture'', but that ''culture'' would be completely alien to people from that country. If you think being Irish is about drinking green Guinness and having a shamrock tattoo then you might want to go to actual Ireland. Ask mexicans if they think chicanos represent authentic mexican culture.
>>68013618
Too bad there is not a city (or state) in USA, which only have soccer at the professional level
The City (or State) Of Soccer
>>68014984
your cities don't reach the population density required to have a major league team, VA has a shit ton of small-medium cities, this of course is if you're not counting DC, which let's be real. DC is totally VA territory
>>68015158
That's called globalization my friend. Japanese women don't go to the supermarket in Kimonos anymore. They wear western style dress. The only places that still wear traditional garb are third world shitholes like the Middle East, Mongolia and Africa. Do you think that heritage only comes down to the way people dress? It's religion, food, morals, language, family dynamics, music, sports, etc. I live on the East Coast where all this shit comes together. It's part of my everyday life. I go in to peoples homes everyday. They have bits and pieces of their ethnicity all over their houses. The embrace it. It's part of them. Just like the way you worship kangaroos and Mel Gibson and AC/DC. Jesus fucking Christ you're thick.
>>68013618
That vast swath of nothing between Washington and Minnesota
holy fuck, kill yourselves.
>>68014583
When did I mention my heritage? I just said that Pennsylvania was originally settled mostly by German immigrants
Please have sex, you autist
Thank God I can post in this thread
>>68015335
That's why college sports is so big in places like that. Virginia and big parts of the South included. They got nothing else going.
>>68015335
That's why college sports are so big in those areas. Including the South.
>>68013618
Georgia is getting an MLS team, so theyre at 4 now
>>68015259
Damn
>>68015335
Literally no one lives there
>>68015335
It's all oil, coal, farms, and Injuns
>>68015579
Some day when I'm modestly wealthy, I wanna buy a cabin up in Idaho, Montana, or Wyoming
>>68013618
Maine, CT, Vermont, and New Hampshire all have 1 retard
>>68014494
>2 of the 5 biggest metro areas in the US
>4 of the top 30
>>68014544
Bay Area
>>68013618
I agree.
>It's fine to be a 'muh heritage' fag if you're not chicano
epic
get the fuck out my country
ENHANCED MAP
>>68015856
>counting CFL and MLS
>>68013618
Holy fuck California. Give back the Lakers please.
>>68015856
If you're going to do it by area represented, all of New England needs to have 1. The Patriots represent all of NE.
>>68014589
this is literally what flyovers believe
>>68016096
Shut up
>>68014908
>Californians aren't even close
lyl
>>68014486
...and Baltimore isn't?
>>68015856
>my little sawker
Into the trash it goes
>>68013696
This
>>68013696
That's WV or Indiana.
>>68016542
Hoosier here, it's us and I'm damn proud of it. We're very redneck/hick but we aren't southern, we're still Midwestern.
West Virginia on the other hand is like Kentucky. Neither of them were confederate states, but they are southern for sure in this day and age.
>>68013855
Do the Nationals count? And the Wizards?
>>68014589
Only two of those cities are in Southern California. Northern California has a completely different identity than SoCal. Also the Bay Area has the best teams ;)
>>68014659
You want to know how I know you're retarded?
>>68014659
Have you ever been outside your basement?
>>68013996
Damn you anon, now I'm missing me Sheetz.
>>68014659
>state lines accurately mirror cultural lines
"No."
>>68016667
No. The Redskins play in Maryland. The Nats, Wiz and Caps all play in DC.
>>68015235
It absolutely isn't. DC is it's own fucking bear
>>68015856
Hahahaha. Please.
>leaf
>>68014682
>New Yorkers are self important pricks.
Yea, those fuckers think that they're the center of the universe
>>68013618
>mfw, the entire continent of Europe would be colored grey
>>68013669
Yes we do. It's where Dracula comes from.
>>68014589
The distance from Los Angeles to San Francisco is less than the distance from New York City to Baltimore. What part of Maryland makes you think of New York?
>>68019383
Maryland is exactly like Long Island, minus the guidos
>>68015235
Hampton Roads is a pretty big population center though, putting a team in either Va Beach or Norfolk would make sense.
>>68019383
Yeah, the distance between SF and LA is less between NYC and Baltimore
Thanks for proving my point
>>68013696
>>68013707
Both wrong.
Try Indiana
>>68014548
clippers angels
Ohio, 6?? Who?
Bengals
Cavs
..that's 2.
Are they counting Buckeyes: football, basketball, baseball & hockey with this?
>>68023793
Bengals
Browns
Blue Jackets
Cavaliers
Indians
Reds
>>68023793
srsly man?
>>68014984
NOVA fag here. I shill DC teams hard. I consider them the Virginia teams
>>68013696
West of Chester County only.
>>68014756
South Jersey is all Philly territory.
>>68014568
>cleveland resident identified
>>68024108
Sorry. Born in New York. Live in Maryland. Entire family from Philadelphia and Southern New Jersey.
>>68013696
have any of you fucker been in alabama, i live there and i will tell you that out of the mentioned states, it is michigan that is most like it
>>68028490
can confirm
>>68020493
Maryland has rednecks in the north and west and blacks on the eastern shore.
>>68013618
Kansas has sporting park in Kansas so that is one.... and MO only has the other because the tax breaks so fuck off MO
>>68014486
St. Louis is yes.... Kansas city isn't that bad you just need to get out more.
>>68013935
i should kill you
>>68014568
than neither is Hockey.
>>68014984
>>68024066
DC is rightful Maryland clay
>>68014583
its not embarrassing when your white and getting school paid for saving you 40k a year that 1/16 pays for its self sorry you never got paid back prisoner.
>>68015335
http://www.idahosteelheads.com/
>implying the steelheads are not the goat hockey team
>>68029167
It's on the MD side of the Potomac. VA has no geographical claim.
>>68029166
hockey TV rating still BTFO sawker. its not impressive selling out an arena to a million spics if the tickets are only 10 bucks a pop
>>68013618
>implying I need for than BSU football
basketball has been pretty good lately
>>68029166
Hockey is only makes like 30% less than basketball does.
And considering that baseball makes twice as much as basketball I'd say that you'd have to include hockey if you include basketball
>>68029166
It's generally agreed that the big four pro sports in the US are Football, Baseball, Basketball and Hockey. Soccer is an afterthought.
I wish there was a city (or state) in the United States, which has only soccer team professionally.
>>68013618
>new jersey
>1
WEW
