Sabathia vs. Happ
New York
vs. TOR LHP J.A. Happ
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Robert Refsnyder, RF (R)
3. Mark Teixeira, 1B (S)
4. Carlos Beltran, DH (S)
5. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
6. Chase Headley, 3B (S)
7. Austin Romine, C (R)
8. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
9. Aaron Hicks, LF (S)
Toronto
vs. NYY LHP CC Sabathia
1. Jose Bautista, RF (R)
2. Josh Donaldson, 3B (R)
3. Edwin Encarnacion, DH (R)
4. Justin Smoak, 1B (S)
5. Russell Martin, C (R)
6. Devon Travis, 2B (R)
7. Kevin Pillar, CF (R)
8. Darwin Barney, SS (R)
9. Ezequiel Carrera, LF (L)
>A-Rod sitting out two days in a row
Did I miss something, or is this just coincidental?
>>68011436
He tripped over his huge cock walking up to the plate
Go yanks
what do you guys think Dean Anna is up to right now?
>>68011573
Remembering himself
R E F
REFFFF
>so I guess he's due right heh heh heh
>hit
schulman talks to much. I'm used to the relaxed and easygoing commentary by buck and pat
We math n shiet
RISP
I
S
P
wew
tbqh i like the lineup changes
>RISP
Why am I not surprised?
Holy fuck, I thought that was a no-doubter
>Strike clearly outside the strike zone
>Some sketchy calls against the yanks already in the 1st
This ump is pretty gay desu
Does the facial hair requirement only apply to the white players?
Sabathia looks like he killed a hooker last night
>>68011690
What website is that
>>68011764
i've noticed that he gets a little more leeway from giradi than most others on the team from over the years of watching him. but eventually he cleans up if it's too hairy
>>68011829
538
That was a nice grab by Travis. If that were McCann, that's a groundout.
>>68011853
>>68011829
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-mlb-predictions/
drew storen makes 9 million us dollars a year. think about that
that guy doesnt look like he should run that fast
don't hurt my didi!!
>>68011879
Good running catchers are my favorite type of meme player
This RISP meme has gone too far
>Run scored
>Still not a hit with RISP
memes
>>68011874
Pretty interesting how they calculate that. I wonder how accurate it will be at the end of the year
>40+ pitches in the second
hate this
the guy running to 2nd clearly slid offline to disrupt the throw, if jays did that...
>>68011924
technically there was a hit in risp, it just didnt result in an rbi
>>68011917
>>68011924
DROPPED HIS HAT!
>mookie has 2 homers
>it's the second
>>68012071
at least the red sox are using all their memes on the oreos
Ok, joe I didn't know you were that bad - don't put tanaka in to bat, that's not even allowed
Tex always looks like a queer at bat
>>68012129
>le ebin all Asians look alike meme
This isn't funny. Hideki Matsui and Tanaka don't even look alike.
>>68012160
>Jew posts degenerate porn
>Grass green
>>68012157
>This isn't funny. Tanaka and Tanaka don't even look alike.
Why'd you say his name twice?
>>68011682
Shulman isn't a low functioning retard
>>68012160
>Israel
>>68012199
None of you are funny. This is a person's race, not a game.
>>68012136
He seems like a bretty cool guy tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wtKMw3kOwk&list=PLv1deSlX-Y-GdJ-mQyVoOoX3nGOfO5ykE&index=10
>kevin pillar
>walk
literally nothing else can happen in this game that will beat this, fucking incredible
>>68012272
that was his 5th
>>68012160
>tfw my gf has one of those wands
>she gets off no problem with it, but can't with my tongue/fingers
FUCK OFF MACHINES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68012305
why waste your time then, and have to taste her nasty beef curtains if she can get off from a fancy city-folk contraption
>>68012312
do you really fap to this shit bruh?
>>68012293
he literally just more than doubled his season BB% with that walk just now
>>68012338
>beef curtains
actually her pussy is pretty nice and relatively tight. relatively because it's tight for normal dicks, but mine is small-ish (nearly 6" but like 1.7" diameter)
I've ate her out for ~20 minutes and she said it felt amazing, but I just can't get her there. I use tongue on clit and fingers inside
>>68012393
gay
>tfw virgin
>>68012393
I've never actually even touched a female
>>68012414
>>68012424
i miss mad men there's nothing good on tv now.
>>68012393
>1.7" diameter
I hope this isn't true.
>>68012414
>tfw you order coffee at timmies and intentionally brush your fingers on the qt cashiers as you hand over your money
>>68012443
2 broke girls is pretty good
super pillar
Super pillar memes it yet again
Must be nice having a good Centerfielder
I could do that...
>>68012443
Yeah same feel, AMC sucks now except - Halt and Catch Fire is pretty good
>>68012443
billions, fargo, and the expanse are good
>>68012529
I like Turn.
Im not even impressed by Pillar anymore, thats routine for him
Incredible
>Hayden
What ever happened to normal names
how long before Pillar gets caught wearing moon-boots and having superglue in his glove?
>>68012595
its not really that hard holding on with outfield gloves
>>68012595
It's amazing to me that Pillar isn't even the best defensive Centerfielder in the division.
>>68012443
I haven't watched a full tv show start to end in years. Not since 30 Rock.
O U T
>>68012536
>the expanse
sounds interesting
>>68012575
Most normal of the "ayden" names outside of Braden
>>68012647
if you like hard sci fi you will like this
make sure even if it doesnt grab hold of you you watch the 4th episode, thats the payoff and the first 3 spend a lot of time establishing the world
BTFO
BASED SMOAK
Shit he almost grabbed that
>>68012633
only tv show ive gotten into and watched beginning to end was breaking bad, I resisted getting into it until like 2013 and binged. I find television stupid generally aside from sitcoms which I usually only watch for nostalgia or falling asleep to. Except family guy, that show is the shit
Almost an exceptional play by jacobi
>>68012633
have you watched kimmy schmidt?
If you like 30 rock you will like this
Is Smoak finally living up to that potential he had years ago?
>>68012452
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THIS
>We won't have another lead this game
wew
>>68012628
Kiermaier is probably the best in the game right now though
>>68012702
>yankees fan
>not killing yourself
I want to see a replay of that homer see how close that was
>>68012722
I'm pretty sure that his dWAR from last season is top 5 all time. Definitely in the top 10.
>>68012702
more of this qt3.14?
>>68012728
fuck. so true :/
>>68012741
if u wanna see a homer go look in a mirror
>>68012671
I do but I'm always skeptical of fantasy and scifi shows on TV as the production value never matches the scope of the show. GoT and Star Trek being exceptions.
It's HAPPening
(do you get the pun?)
>>68012758
Sorry m8, I only have that one webm
>>68012702
>this bullpen
did you literally not watch 9th inning not even 24 hours ago?
>Stroman
>Estrada
>Sanchez
>Happ
>Dickey
spot the problem
mm, blueberry cotton candy e-juice.
also smoking ganj and drinking beer
Good evening, 4chan pals! :D Go Yankees!
>>68012779
Yup its because you're watching the game on an APP. Top tier pun m7.
>>68012778
they put in a lot of work, i realize scyfy is garbage 90% of the time but they did right by this series, they stayed complexly accurate to the source material and have a decent budget
>>68012805
Sanchez will be in the bullpen at the end of the year
So thats the problem
>>68012796
I'm conditioned to never trust this offense
>>68012811
what did you have to eat today?
>>68012805
the problem is stroshit cant stop getting fucking shelled
>>68012805
Dickey, based Biagini will take his spot next year. Osuna stays the closer
>>68012831
Chicken
>happ 71 pitches in
>4 1/3 innings left
gg yanks. see you tomorrow
>>68012805
Not enough memes. Needs more DickGOD.
>>68012834
>hating the based manlet
>>68012829
>I'm conditioned to never trust this offense
you unironically dont have to, storen, chavez and tepera are all perfectly capable of walking the bases loaded with no outs and then proceed to walk in multiple runs
>>68012834
the Red Sox can mash tbf
>>68012840
Did you buy it at a supermarket or a local one? Any thing else with it?
>>68012805
>dickey
don't worry they will trade tulo for a 5th pitcher shortly
>>68012862
>Yankees don't get any hits with RISP
>Blue Jays bullpen still manages to lose a game
I don't think I'd be able to handle the memes
It's cool that both teams have their own le suspiciously asian man
>>68012805
There's more than 1 problem there
>>68012872
In a supermarket. And nothing else. I'm not a cook... LOL!
>>68012848
"I want to be the ace"
Stroman ERA: 4.46
Dickey ERA: 4.64
>>68012885
>implying our bullpen accuracy is good enough to simply walk batters
Would definitely allow a few runs on wild pitches and hit batters
Is there a proper way to slide feet first? When I played, I typically slid with my left leg under and right foot out. But whenever I pay attention to major leaguers sliding, they slide with their right leg under/left leg out under like Ellsbury just did. Does it really matter what foot you go in with?
>>68011381
Cookie monster bakes his own cookies? You'd think a guy like him would have an endorsement with a cookie manufacturer. Or in the lore of the show, he would probably buy them in bulk, right?
>"Hitler hated niggers" meme
someone please explain this to me
>>68012931
You're doing it wrong. Take the bat with you and use it to threaten anyone in your path.
>>68012924
Twice he left with the bases loaded and the bullpen allowed all 3 runs to score, so thats a little inflated. He has had his struggles, but he'll be fine
>>68012939
Sure, why not
>>68012948
Blacks are always the victims regardless of their involvement
Can someone remind me why Travis is starting?
>>68012956
>>68012949
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>68012966
it's him or goins
>>68012948
It's always seems to be right around elections in the States when slavery movies start coming out
Those Skydome nachos probably cost $20
>>68012966
remind me again the jays' record with travis starting
>>68012966
Because he's better than Goins and Barney
>>68012966
he can hit above .200
>>68012981
$20.50 with cheese
>>68012977
goins had a career night yesterday
best to pull him when he's hot i guess
>>68012931
I slid the same way you did. I don't know there must be a reason they slide that way instead, I notice they all do it like that.
>>68012981
$16 of it is tax.
Someone has to pay for our free healthcare. Might as well be obese and sedentary baseball fans?
>>68012981
$18 with a soda
>tfw they don't let us keep the bottle caps after the baby massacre of 2015
>>68012997
Why is it so expensive? :o
>>68013024
Jewish owners. That's not a meme.
Anybody else go to games and have somebody next to you who just doesn't stop talking to you?
>>68013032
yes, it's called a date
but at least you get your dick sucked after
>>68013032
Its called being friendly anon, learn to fucking socialize
>>68013032
Yeah, but because I go with friends
>>68012931
>sliding feet first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icH2Ca7M3KE
>>68013032
Had an old man contemplating suicide for an hour before the mothers day game because he didn't get a replica Martin jersey
>>68013024
our 30 billion dollar telecom monopoly owners cant just be giving nachos away for free pablo
Too many hotdogs for that first base ump
>>68013049
>sliding feet first incorrectly
>>68013060
kek I went to that bautista/encarnacion jersey giveaway a couple years ago and it was crazy.
>>68012981
I actually got jerk chicken nachos for 11.50 and I couldn't even finish half of them and I hate to waste food. anyone going to skydome I recommend getting them, best bang for the buck
>>68013028
Rogers aren't not jews, but just as sneaky
You're thinking of MLS/tannenbaum
>>68013066
Phew! I thought Canada was a good place to live... :s
>>68013032
>go to jays @ rays game
>entire row is empty except for us
>some couple shows up half way through the game
>sits down directly beside me instead of literally anywhere else
>spend the next 2 innings making out before leaving
Fucking weirdos
>>68013109
>Canada
>Good place to live
>>68013108
No, I'm thinking of the people who literally own rogers center.
happ gives up a 2 run shot here btw
>>68013115
they were trying to work up to asking you to have a threesome with them
>>68013145
Which is owned by....Rogers. And they aren't Jewish.
>>68013199
>Rogerstein
/pol/ is right once again
WHOO! WE'VE GOT A MAN A BORED!
>>68013115
I'd probably get up and not come back
>>68013145
ed rogers is the chairman of the blue jays and the deputy chair of the rogers board of directors
>>68013199
>not increasing payroll after making the postseason for the first time in over 20 years
SOLO GRAND SLAM INTO DOUBLE PLAY
>This is a """""""""""""relief""""""""""""" pitcher in Canada
I am NOT joking btw
>its a popupson episode
fuck off
once no run DMC comes in we are fucked he better not burn biagini and osuna unless we have the lead somehow
>>68013199
I didn't say they weren't owned by Rogers. Look up the board of directors, bud. 4 of them are Jews.
>>68013104
same, went an hour and a half early and there was still a 20 minute lineup
desu it was worth it though, best giveaway
>>68013293
but Horn isn't
reminder based biagini's ERA would be under 0.50 right now if they didn't charge him for a run that only went in because saunders and pillar went full little league
>>68013327
Alan Horn doesnt run the ship, bud.
>>68013286
Kek Grilli was signed so we have a more hateable player that Bautista
didi is elite
>>68013106
Sweet potato fries for $7 are a decent deal. You get enough to share.
Is Didi elite?
Of course he is.
>>68013347
that was all on saunders, you would assume a starting MLB outfielder could jog 10 yards and grab a popup
>>68013257
>not increasing payroll
The problem with being owned by Rogers Communications is that it is a publicly traded company beholden to shareholders that simply can't take risks. The team is a bottom line, and what is most important is a steady, expected income regardless of reaching the postseason. There is absolutely no winning culture from management, at least not now. One had been developing but the cheapskates from Cleveland were all brought in to put that to an end. I mean, I'm a jays fan and all but don't expect any sort of winning here aside from a one-off season only possible because of recent efforts by MLB to get shitty teams back into things (think the royals, etc).
>>68013293
That doesn't mean anything. The majority shareholder is the Rogers family.
I'd love to support kids going to camp, but tim hortons coffee is disgusting.
>>68013347
Literally just bitched to my wife about that
>>68013406
>That doesn't mean anything.
Actually the people who make the decisions does mean something. Majority shareholder does not mean they set the rogers centre price.
when are the smile cookies coming back to tim hortons? i get addicted to them every time they are around
>>68013408
I like Timmies coffee. I realized I took it for granted when I moved here because coffee places in the US are bad. Starbucks and DD coffee, the most popular places, are straight trash.
That was well worth the wait.
really wish biagini would get his pitch counts under control, hes had way too many 20+ pitch innings even with 1 out
also literally had no idea refsnyder was asian, wtf
>inb4 Osuna comes out for two innings
Is Biagini currently the ROY?
>>68013492
Yep, Refsnyder was born in Worst Korea
>>68013500
i would be pissed unless we had a 1 run lead and run DMC was confirmed for all pitching
>>68013427
People like you are fucking retarded. Do you really think you should go in there expecting to pay actual market value of the food? that expensive food covers the cost of operating the stadium and paying team salaries. Unless you go to games very often just suck it up. I spent $16 on food for myself and was so full I couldn't finish half my nachos. the beer is like $3 more than what you would pay at a bar.
>>68013492
he works em good and his ERA speaks for itself, but I'm sure your professional opinion could help improve his game
EDWIIING
IIIIII JUST WANNA FLY
DODODO DODODO DODODO DODODOOOOOOO DOOOO DOOOOOO DODODODO
>>68013538
>that expensive food covers the cost of operating the stadium and paying team salaries
the ad revenue rogers gets from airing home games on the network they also own pays off more than the payroll by itself, fuck off shill
YA'LL GUN MAKE ME LOOSE MY MIND
UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN
>>68013538
I've never had good food at skydome, if it is good then I'll pay but the food there is shit tier and we have no unique food items like parks in the states do.
YOU'VE TRAPPED 130 HORSES IN THERE?!?!?!?!
YEEEAAAUUURURRRRURUGUGHGHGHGHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68013538
dont even engage retarded /pol/tard pessimists, they're obsessed with making things seem extremely shitty so that they feel like they have the answers
>>68013538
>this obvious viral Rogers shilling
>>68013559
his ERA will regress eventually once hitters get enough info on him
>constant 3-2 counts and having to serve up meatballs into the zone is good
please just stop
ya'll gonna make me act a FOOL
up in here, up in here
>>68013599
That's Canada for you. Go to any grocery or convenience store, no variety and very bland. Anywhere, be it restaurants or what have you any good item is discontinued but garbage still stays. every convenience store carries the same shitty bland microwave sandwhiches and subs. I've been to convenience stores in other countries and way more variety and good shit.
>its a blue jays hit a leadoff double and dont score a single run in the inning episode
>>68013559
You're a fucking asshole.
>>68013619
>meatball
>strikes out swinging on a slider outside the zone
yeah you have no idea what you're talking about
>>68013651
I remember a game in 2004 where Orlando Hudson hit a leadoff triple and couldn't score. that's plain awful
>>68013681
I was 6 years old in 2004.
MOVE THE FUCKING OUTFIELD WALLS FUCK
THATS 2 HOMERUNS WE MISSED OUT TODAY ALONE
>>68013681
I remember a series in 2004 where the Yankees went up 3 game to 0 and still lost. That's plain awful.
>>68013688
Reporte- Oh wait shit, I'm just old now
Some small ball would be nice
>>68013715
meh, red sox won it fair and square.
lol Edwin is so slow, holy shit
>Yankees waste yet another great start from CC
>not just throwing pillar 3 straight sliders a foot outside the strikezone for an easy strikeout
>>68013722
I did the same thing
The kids is in his 18th year
watching EE leg it in hurts
I would've held Edwin at 3rd but I guess that's why I'm not a base coach
>>68013768
I thought he was going to be out by a mile, but a shitty throw happened.
Based inning
FUCK YOU BETANCES
Sacrifice pickle?
Barney's like tag me, I don't give a fuck
>multiple base hits with RISP against fucking betances
BIG
PURPLE
DINO
>yankees can't capitalize on another excellent start by CC
>>68013787
I'm a bass coach
>>68013810
Guarantee the Yankees weren't going to score more than one run.
I mean they got it on a fielder's choice. They fucking suck.
OK... The game is over... :( Congrats, Blue Jays!
>>68013827
>>68013787
you unironically could do at least just as well as rivera
>>68013810
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
>chavez
welp congrats yankees
fuck you gibby osuna can pitch 2 innings
>>68013844
>unironically could do at least just as well as rivera
Why is it always Rivera's fault?
>>68013835
Betances blew it though. If >we were going to lose, it was going to be in extras by one of our shit relievers.
I want a rangers/jays alcs so bad
>that strike
ayyyy get em while the umps in a good mood chavez
>>68013870
One of your shit relievers just blew t
>>68013865
Chavez is so greasy looking
Those cholo tattoos, that rat face, that lanky body, that weird soul patch thing on his chin
>>68013870
Mean while red Sox...
God I hate Farrell
>>68013870
The real thing to blame is our shit offense
>ANOTHER """"""STRIKE"""""""
THE FIX IS IN BOYS GOD HATES THE STANKEES
>>68013868
because hes a fucking idiot
>outfielder has to turn his back to home to retrieve base hit
>stop sign
>runner doesnt score that inning
literally every fucking time
>>68013884
Why, so some retarded amerishoot will get bad about a second bat flip HR and they'll shoot tulo and free up the budget?
>>68013868
Because it's his decision.
Barney does it again
barney a goat
>gibby lets jc pitch the 9th
>final 10-4 yanks
>making Grilli the setup guy over based Biagini
>>68013870
>in extras by one of our shit relievers.
>your garbage innings guys would be top 5 in our pen
check your fucking privelage
>>68013427
Except the Rogers family is also on the Board of Directors, and since they own majority control - they are the ones making the decisions. Not to the mention that most of the board is not Jewish.
I know you want to blame "da joos" for your $16 nachos like a poltard but it's not working for you.
>>68013899
It's disconcerting when the strongest part of the team is playing like shit too.
I really fucking hate this team
