AL East
1st Place vs 2nd Place
Eduardo Rodriguez (0-0) vs. Kevin Gausman (0-2 3.24 ERA)
Red Sox:
1. Mookie Betts (R) RF
2. Dustin Pedroia (R) 2B
3. Xander Bogaerts (R) SS
4. David Ortiz (L) DH
5. Hanley Ramirez (R) 1B
6. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
7. Chris Young (R) CF
8. Blake Swihart (S) LF
9. Christian Vazquez (R) C
Orioles:
1. Adam Jones (R) CF
2. Nolan Reimold (R) LF
3. Manny Machado (R) SS
4. Chris Davis (L) 1B
5. Mark Trumbo (R) DH
6. Matt Wieters (S) C
7. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
8. Joey Rickard (R) RF
9. Paul Janish (R) 3B
7:05 EST
Hoping for the good e-rod this outing
also
>JBJ taking paternity leave
what a wonderful father
>tfw sitting in traffic, radio isn't working, and it's hot
wew lads at least I'm getting a burrito
>E-Tip's first game back is against the Eternal 4th Placers
FUCK
please don't suck tonight
also how's it going bros, missed the last couple of threads because reasons
>eternal 4th placers got cucked by the cuckler
AHAHAHA
BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE
ROOKIE MOOKIE
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BACK 2 BACK BABY
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>ETERNAL
>4TH
>PLACERS
Wow fuck this team
>>68011509
I missed your all caps m8
>those empty seats
Looks like eternal 4th placer fans checked out early after those two homers.
Hanley has to fucking lead the league in 3-0 counts turned into outs.
The dude's such a fucking moron sometimes.
Dude I literally just turned it on who the hell scored?
Iv been so pumped for this game bros I love E-rod and hope he does well.
>>68011632
You're a whore.
>>68011636
Mookie and Pedey went back2back
E-Tip please don't suck.
>Royals fans are stuffing the ballots for the AL star vote
Xander, Jackie and Papi need to get in there this is ridiculous
>LEFTY KILLER
>THE WORST DEFENSIVE OUTFIELDER WE HAVE
>PLAYING CENTER BECAUSE JBJ IS TOO BUSY FUCKING BITCHES
PUT HIM IN FUCKING LEFT OR SOMETHING, ANYWHERE BUT CENTER
>>68011685
Literally how
Half their players are kill
>>68011712
Because Royals """"""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""
Vazquez please stop sucking.
Swihart would have caught that Vaz
I CANNOT TUCKING BELIEVE I MISSED A BACK TO BACK
FUCK
I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THIS BURRITO DELIVERED
FUCK
been waitingwaiting al day for this game
>>68011712
>>68011721
They did this last year and the league did a fucking reset or something because 90% of the team were Royals.
I dont even mind the Royals but the All star game aspect of them pisses me off
>>68011749
>>68011712
tbqh with you Joe, the only thing that bothers me is Xander not being literally a runaway candidate with the most votes
he's so obviously the best SS in the AL (not counting Machad) it's not even fucking funny how he has to ""contend"" with Escobar for the spot.
BASED E-TIP
IS HE BACK BROS?
>>68011749
The viscosity of cancer present in /sp/ Royos fans transfers to normies at a high rate
Also wooo RISP
>>68011761
I agree, Im gonna spam the vote in a moment and I think you should too. Only problem I have is who to pick for outfield outside of Jackie and Mookie.
Can any O's fans tell me what they make in that factory or is it not active?
this butholes replacement is pretty nice
hopefully he can hold down the fort until JBABYJ comes back
>>68011761
Machado sitting in the third base spot though. Guess our designated SS spot is JJ Ow My Backy
With Moustakas dead and no one else really ringing bells for 3B in the AL, manny will check in at hot corner, giving X the SS.
>>68011771
French animes and dank memes
>>68011803
Machado should probably be able to anchor down 3B handily. I think he's registered at that position and not SS, which wouldn't be fair to Xander.
They should both be in the ASG tbqh with you Joe.
Is the Lefty Killer the best walk-machine that faces righties ever?
I swear every time he gets up to bat against a righty he either walks or strikes out looking.
So many empty seats.
Is it still cheap as fuck to get tickets to O's games?
>>68011771
it's a warehouse
no i don't know what's inside. At the games i can see the light on and a person walk around sometimes, so i know it's still used for something
I cannot wait for fucking Swihart to get hot
Also where is that German cuck from yesterday did he finally learn his place?
>those empty seats
Jesus baltimore you're 2 games out of 1st in the division.
>>68011826
Yeah. Bogearts having a strong repeat year. Sadly, Yost will be the AL manager again, so there's a very slight chance of a dicking if it's a close vote. Maybe Who's will knock him out too.
At least no more competition from that Daniel Jater guy
>>68011884
hahahah this
reminder that Camden is literally Fenway of the south (kinda same with Tampa Bay)
but yeah LOL
>40 pitches in the bottom of the 2nd
>>68011897
>Yost will be the AL manager again, so there's a very slight chance of a dicking if it's a close vote.
this would trigger me beyond comprehension
>>68011907
I thought Tillman starts tomorrow
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ITS FUCKING GONE AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAA
BASED MOOKIE
MOOKIE IS ELITE
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MOOKIE
WORTH
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ITSELF
Oh fuck off
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>PITCHING MOOKIE BETTS WITH A FASTBALL INSIDE
>LITERALLY EVER
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>homOs
Wow, this Gausman performance is something else
this is the 2nd best team in AL east and one that was at 1st for a while too?
cmon kid
omfg
So is Wright gonna pitch for the AL in the AS game?
Name me someone who deserves it more
>>68012013
David "Front Foot" Price
>>68012013
Maybe Sale or Rich Hill, but other than that he's pitching at that kind of pace. Just needs to get two more starts out like that to be in.
just fuck my life up pham
>>68012026
tfw we could have had Rich Hill for this season but for some reason we let him go.
He was an inspiration man we should get him at the trade deadline
>>68012033
Clay Buttholez will save us
He's a rare commodity out of the bullpen
>>68012033
>Eternal 4th Placers
>good
LMAO FAMALAM WHAT A GREAT JOKE
>>68012058
Just lulling u into false sense of security. You're about to look like quite the fool
>>68012074
So what you're saying is...
>>68012058
We splitting the series off Blow Smelly and le Grapesman
>>68012086
Ya you'll probably take a game off the Cy Young winner, but Grapes has been pretty good this year.
I have faith he'll keep it under 5 runs, which is enough for our offense.
ETIP
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HE'S BACK BROS
i like baseball
BASED e-rod on that 3-2
pitching beautifully
The streak dies tonight bros.
>>68012097
Well, law of averages dictates that because Gausman is shitting so hard, Ubaldo will throw a PG that invalidates all your wins so far, somehow
>>68012155
The Law of Averages doesn't exist.
Take a stats class famalam.
(There is regression to the mean tho)
lol i thought the orioles were supposed to be good?
>>68012172
Yes, regression to the meme. Which means that Porcello will fall back down to 2015 in June.
>>68012155
Do you guys have any actually good pitchers? Or a decent bullpen
Why are you guys in second is it your cupcake schedule cause im not seeing anything worth mentioning here
>>68012201
LMAO SECOND TIME I'VE HEARD THIS JOKE, IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY
Based Large Father
YO SHIFT
FUCK IT
>>68012215
they have a good offense and a tremendous bullpen
they're in second because their starters were overachieving (much like a lot of our offense has been overachieving)
Our model of overachieving is just easier to sustain in the regular season though.
Buck Showalter is the biggest fag god I cant fucking stand him, I hate him more than Farrel
>Baltipoor on the left
>>68012215
Bullpen is still p decent, so long as starters wait until the 6th before shitting the bed. Brach-ODay-Britton are solid.
Tillman is somehow remembering how to be good and go long into games again, and Wilson/Gausman have been better than I'd expect starters to be. Boston offense is retard strength though.
ahahahahaha based Hanley
LMAO
Sit down Hanram you memer
>>68012271
>>68012273
ha ha time to beat up the ratbirds again
anyone have a stream, firstrow seems to be kill
>>68012248
I dont think we're overachieving as an offense. Look at the end of last year our offense was raking
>>68012304
just use strike . co
>>68012324
strikeout* . co
tfw if anyone else was on first but Ortiz we'd have a run
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God I fucking LOVE his swing.
Oh boy Bundy warming
god Ortiz you fat fuck
>9 pitch at bat plus a double
oh god shaw, you are too good
>>68012359
ferrari?
>>68012386
He would have rolled easily around 3 bases.
>LEFTY KILLER
GOD HE IS JUST SO SHIT
TWO STRIKES DOWN THE PIPE AND YOU SWING AT THE ONE OVER YOUR HEAD
Why did we pick up Young anyways?
>>68012417
Because Castillo is a MISERABLE BUST and we desperately needed OF depth because JBJ was still a (?) and we didn't really have a LFer (which we used fucking Holt for)
Thank you Joey
meme hit for a meme player
>>68012433
But really
cmon now
really
Was Castillo that bad?
bretty gud meme hit there, hit it to an awkward spot nearest whats usually one of the worst fielders
Why does Paul Janish exist
OMFG he just said "fast-twitch"
Firing incoming
>>68012479
>Was Castillo that bad?
Did you not watch him last year famalam?
Not only was his bat shitty, but his fielding was shit.
And he was fucking MORON in terms of baserunning, and baseball IQ in general.
He's just an overpaid fucking cuban BUST.
>>68012513
You all still shit on the Yankees for not getting him.
Now you look silly
>>68012513
He has tools but no baseball savvy
UH OH
COLLAPSE
HE'S BROKEN AGAIN
SEND HIM BACK DOWN
>>68012542
>You all still shit on the Yankees for not getting him.
kek, you're a retard. We were memeing them just like with Moncada.
>>68012513
>>68012542
You guys do realize that they pulled him out of some shit-tier cuban crap right? He was taken for his raw ability and it will take a little while before he is polished enough for the majors
Damn you know I saw this earlier that E-rod was getting hit pretty hard just into the defense.
Hopefully he aint tipping and can fix it by next inning
>>68012551
What does it mean to be baseball savvy?
Man this guy should marry mookie
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omfg
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BASED FUCKING YOUNG
GET KEKED """"""""""""""""LEFTY""""""""""""""""" MACHADO
>JBJ could be replaced
i don't know how i feel about this
FUCK OFF YOUNG
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT
machado aint even mad
also ebaby PLEASE STOP
>Lefty Killer
>kills both lefty pitchers AND lefty batters
what a madman
>>68012616
>young could replace JBJ
Uhh, no
Kek, for all my shitflinging at Young, he always tends to kick me in the balls as a response.
Good on you Lefty Killer.
Also, that inning worried me. Is E-Tip tipping again or something? He was just about to have a Buttholez-tier collapse right there.
>>68012646
I agree it isnt shutdown stuff hopefully fucking Pedrioa or someone who has nothing to do with pitching can help him because Farrel is fucking useless and I dont even know what the fuck Carl does
>>68012673
Carl has an old guy charm to him. Like the guy goes around telling a whole bunch of stories about things that's happened to him in the majors over the years.
Prob helps with clubhouse morale.
be honest, guys. do you think hanley even knows the score of the game while he's out there fielding?
>>68012646
He still might.
It's only the fourth.
IIRC he had issues with that last year, but to a way less dramatic extent as Cuckoldz. Pretty sure >our wins off him came in the middle innings on a mini collapse
>>68012706
How come his hat doesn't fall off anymore?
>>68012706
i don't think he ever knows the score
>>68012693
Id rather he just do his job
I'm honestly surprised E-tip is pitching. Wasn't he getting shelled in AAA and got hurt again?
>>68012725
magnets
>>68012706
are you implying he's dumb just because he's african american?
>>68012725
$20 says he was threatened with a fine
>>68012735
How many images/gifs do you have of this anime cunt
>>68012769
>anime cunt
zero
>>68012707
He was lights out for his first like 4 games.
Then he got caught tipping against Toronto and got Lit.The.Fuck.Up. in Fenway and had troubles ever since.
He was still solid overall for the year, but every now and then he'd resort back to tipping and get hammered.
Boston>Toronto>New York>Baltimore>Tampa Bay
These will be the standings by August screen cap this
>>68012739
He was for a time and then had like 1 good start and then Dombrowski, so fed up with dealing with Buttholez, basically called him up saying "ya thats good enough just give us 5 innings of not shit basball please"
He's still wearing a knee brace for his issues.
>>68012783
Are you making them? Like I have no idea where you get these cause Im in these threads everyday and never seen some of these before and its not like they are posted elsewhere.
If you make them can I commission you for one?
>>68012783
She will never appear in another English textbook and it's ALL. YOUR. FAULT.
>>68012783
You have an unhealthy obsession
When you finally get a chance to lose your virginity I hope you can't get it up because the girl isn't 2D
BASED ETIP
>>68012804
i don't make them
I wish i had the ability to make them
i find them on pixiv mostly, sometimes gelbooru
>>68012788
>Toronto
Maybe if anyone besides Dolan and Le Punch Out Man wake up
Their bullpen seems to have the squirts under control lately, though
>>68012804
The japs have pixiv.net, which is basically deviantart for Nips except a lot of it is great art compared to the shit here.
>>68012846
I dont see Baltimore sustaining and I think new York will collapse again soon. I hope we can start running away with the division soon most of all
>>68012842
If you learn the ability to draw, make sure to include a nose
Fucking memechado
go AWAY
>>68012877
Hi draper
>>68012877
Draper stop saying stupid things
>>68012874
there is a lot of shit.
the shit to good ratio is better than deviantart however
>>68012898
Hey pal
>>68012907
I cannot even
I could probably do better than this
This Gausman fella sure can paint the corners well.
>>68012930
Let's see
>>68012973
This is a very judgemental post Draper.
>>68012973
M-maybe tomorrow...
I need to look up ahegos
>>68012983
I don't like people insulting my artwork
>>68013002
>your artwork
uhh i dont see your name on it...?
>Varitek Bobblehead night
VERY tempting
>Janish
stupidass name tbqh with you Joe
now you have me looking for funny bad pictures of ellen
>Vazquez hugging the ump
adorable
>>68013053
Badly drawn art that takes itself serious is always fun
>>68013021
I'm like Da Vinci, no signature required
>>68013075
Da Vinci's signature was his abstract use of oil paint bases that allowed X-Ray through to a second layer in the painting
Is your artistry that complex? No, it isn't.
SO CLOSE MOOKIE
>>68013050
Stupidass dive tbqhwy
DANG close play at the plate
OH BOY
COLLAPSE
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>>68013070
A modern classic
GET E-ROD OUT OF THERE
GET ELITE BUCKHOLTZ IN THERE
God Swihart you have a shit arm
>shallow left field
>bouncer to the plate
Can we stop with the equal rights and get JBJ back now
God Swihart's arm is weak as shit.
I don't feel safe.
We need more runs. Badly.
>>68013153
Castillo has a good arm
>>68011685
Literally every person you jus named are among the leading votes so far. No ones even close to Papi for DH and X has a big lead for most at SS.
In fact almost the entire lineup are in the top 5 of every position.
>>68013179
I like this one
>>68013179
Castillo would be too fucking stupid to realize he has to the throw the ball back in to home plate.
LEL
>>68013183
>X has a big lead for most as SS
Actually, he has the smallest 1st place voting lead of all positions, with only about 5,000 more votes than Alcides fucking Escobar.
>That fucking catapult throw
>It's the sixth inning
Getting ready for this to bite them in the ass
>>68013270
shut up memelord
SCORE MORE RUNS PLEASE
Jesus, at least this ump is calling that low corner a strike consistently
The bottom of our lineup is a fucking black hole.
JBJ back to the 9th spot when?
>>68013350
who
>>68013350
>JBJ back to the 9th spot when?
this
when does paternity leave end in MLB
>>68013350
Only Vasquez, .250 isn't bad at all for #7 and 8
ETIP PLEASE.
>>68013279
Pot and kettle m8
>>68013350
Where was he for most of his streak, anyway? Middle?
>>68013041
Love Tek but god he was literally the worst hitter I've ever seem in the bigs in my entire life for those last 5 or so years. The man was like 0 for 137 at one point.
>>68013373
Reports are that he will be back by Friday.
>>68013387
like 22 of his 29 at bats were in the 9 hole
Then John moved him up and he was less than amazing in his hitting
>this game
HANGING
CHANGEUPS
LETS NOT DO THIS ETIP
HAHAHAHA ITS BUNDY TIME YAY
>Shaw's throw
Ok, phew.
That's good enough. Thanks for the outing ERod. Now get him the fuck out John.
Wright saved our asses yesterday by going the distance, you can spare a bullpen guy for this outing to secure the save and at least insure we split the series.
You keep him in for the 7th and we'll pay for it. His breaking balls are coming in higher and higher in the zone and his velocity on his FB is noticeably dropping.
Take him out.
>REMEMBER MY DAD????
Vazquez your supposed to hit the ball with the bat, not throw the bat.
E-Tip barely holding the door, did his job though
Time to put in the secret bullpen weapon
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MOOKIE
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TALK ABOUT COOKIES
THREEEEEEEE
THREEEEEEEEEE TIMES
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WORTH
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ITSELF
THREEEEEEE TIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEESSSS
Stuhp
Fuck yes Mookie
olololololololol
24 GAMES
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
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KEEP THE LINE MOVING FELLAS
24 in a row
will X beat JBABYJ in the hit streak battle?
Pedroia what the shit.
When
Will
They
Learn
Will he break 30 bros? Or will Farrell just fuck his shit up?
pedey would you PLEASE stop watching tape of hanley and papi running the bases
GO AWAY MEMECHADO YOU FUCKING MEME
>That was Mookie Betts first opposite field Homerun of his career
go figure
Oh well, 2 more innings to get 4 more runs
Is Robbie Ross elite
>ROBBIE ROSS
PLEASE BE THE GOOD ROBBIE
PLEASE
PLEASE BE THE GOOD ROBBIE PLEASE
>>68013690
I still don't trust him
GOOD ROBBIE
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BASED GOOD ROBBIE
2 K'S SENPAI
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OMFG
WHAT CAN"T HE DO
HE
IS
THE
HIGHLIGHT
REAL
We're being KEKED by a man named Dookie Butts
Mookie has been pretty good tonight.
This kid is a legend
other rookies just can't compete lads
>>68013635
After he get's to 28 games, Farrell will put him in the lead-off spot and fuck him up
Based. Rookie. Mookie.
>getting cucked by Dookie Busts
literally lmao here senpai
LEL HANLEY
He's such a fucking retard.
This is so nice. WE were in the shithouse this time last year.
KILLED HIM. LEFTY KILLER.
Koji will save us
>KOJI AGAINST BALTIMORE
OH BOY
PANIC
>first leadoff hitter in Red Sox hitter to hit 3 HRs in a game
GOAT
Does Holt have the day off too?
Good god this team is deep
>>68014007
Holt is on the DL with a cuntcushion
Fucking meme Janish with a meme play.
>>68014025
...literally how the fuck is Janish even a meme?
By what memetric
KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI
We really fucking shouldn't be using him.
We're overworking him.
>>68014072
>have 41 year old reliever
>work him into the ground before June
John, you madman.
will mookie hit a 4th home run?
>>68014072
What is this your first season watching?
Koji can't go more than 2-3 days without getting back out there
>crowd of 17000
wow, that's almost as bad as tampa
>>68014125
I'm going to but in your mouth you cunt
>>68014112
Only like 20 players to do it in MLB history, would be cool as fuck.
>>68014119
>What is this your first season watching?
Must be yours, because relying on a 41 year old with obvious wear this much is going to fucking destroy him, regardless of his need to warm up to get into a groove.
>>68014125
They all left before the attendance was checked haha
>>68014143
he went like 6 days without going into a game pretty recently.
>>68014172
He pitched on Saturday.
>>68014143
>thinking one more year of age is the reason he isn't pitching a sub 2
No, it's because he was moved to the middle relief spot. He thrives on the pressure, it isn't his age
You don't just change a pitcher's routine
>>68014172
He pitched on both Friday and Sunday. There is NO need to bring him into a game we lead by 4.
>>68014176
That was Tazawa
YUP
KOJI AGAINST BALTIMORE
>>68014176
okay. thats about 3 days which is reasonable. but not mutually exclusive with what i said.
>>68014200
he didnt pitch on saturday that anon was wrong
wait what just happened was it a home run or a foul?
