>implying there will be any more tennis.
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668 (embed)
jews
How do we fix this?
>>68004286
btw, nice schedule/skeptic bait in the last thread.
>>68004292
Go full china and manipulate the weather for propaganda purposes. Although that would mean pushing all the rain onto NL & Belgium.
Check them.
BUILD ROOF
this is by far the worst Slam
nobody is watching the matches. Nobody cares.
Weather Update: No play before 6:00pm Paris time
>>68004356
old broken men pls go
Nice "sport" you got here.
>>68004443
>4443
>>68004324
In Moscow, the Russian Airforce tried seeding clouds with bags of cement on June 17, 2008. One of the bags did not pulverize and went through the roof of a house
>>68004436
>America being insecure again
Grow up.
>>68004461
Was that house in France?
>>68004443
>>68004486
People are going to say the same about Rio
Can't wait to watch the disaster olympics this year
>Onderbroken
>>68004507
K bye
>>68004436
the worst slam was the last US open senpai
>>68004535
us open is a shithole
>>68004499
Nice
>>68004535
The stadiums are half empty even before all the rain started.
>>68004486
>>68004531
how is babby deformed
>>68004436
this is the best edtion of the best tournament of the year.
im serious
The QF matches between Murray-Gasquet & Ramos Vinolas-Wawrinka have been postponed until Wednesday.
>>68004535
>you now remember Cillic won it two years ago
>>68004561
Why even watching tennis if Federer isn't playing?
>>68004611
one of the worst gs winners.
>>68004611
>>68004671
Poor Nestor.
>>68004740
Delpo instead of Stan
>>68004611
>>68004634
I could settle for Kei, or Tsonga, or Ferrer, or Berdych, shit even Raonic. All of these guys have been 2nd tier for so long, I just figured they could not possibly blow an oppurtunity like that
But Cilic? Fuck that. Can somebody explain to me exactly how it happened? I can't remember why, but I didn't watch the 2014 US Open
>>68004755
Cilic and Kei beat Fed and Djok in the semis
Cilic was too tall for Kei to beat in the final
UFC 88 worth a look?
>>68004792
But...how did Djoko and Federer lose those matches? Why did they go down so easily
There is an old man who runs around in circles on court 3.
>>68004535
fug I mean the year cilic won desu
>>68004819
Court 1 I mean
>>68004813
>no Pride FC anymore
>>68004816
They didn't go down easy, they were beat by more inspired tennis at the time
>>68004819
bahrami?
>>68004816
Roids.
The R16 match between Svitolina and Serena has been postponed until Wednesday
>French """"weather""""
>>68004880
Aloha Snackbar
>Literally not having a roof
>>68004912
first time it is as rainy since 16 years desu.
Not a reason to waste money on a roof
>yfw da vide wins da rolandc up
>>68004975
Well said Schlomo
the goat: soon
Will it ever happen for Aga?
Another very manageable draw down the drain, she seems to crumble more under expectations rather than pressure.
She gained points on her worst surface I suppose but man. That's a soul-crushing kind of loss right there.
this is sp-clayfrog.gif
Fuck this
this is sp-clayfrog-at-the-french-open.gif
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVnjCwCYCs
>Match Update: Venus-Bacsinszky. Bertens-Keys, & Suarez-Navarro-Putintseva have all be postponed until Wednesday.
(official RG twitter)
Nah man, fuck this gay grand slam, fucking idiots can't provide minimum conditions for a tournament
i've read they lost 2mil due to rain, well fuck me if roof would cost something like that
FUCKING HELL, WHY DO I EVEN GIVE ARGUMENTS FOR PUTTING ROOF ON A FUCKING GRAND SLAM TOURNAMENT>?
>>68005013
shes a meme player with only average defense, so probably not
her entire game hinges on using her head to bullshit her way passed her opponents. usually over the course of 7 matches she will run into an opponent who can (and will) blow her off the court, or a grinder who wont make enough mistakes
the fact that shes #2 is shockingly impressive all things considered
>>68004755
I watched the whole thing
He almost got put out by simon in the 4th round and went godmode in the fifth set and just kept that momentum going
His serve and groundies were just not missing.
>>68004975
Reminder that no roof until AT LEAST 2020
>>68005136
That gif. Why is he doing that
>>68005154
Imagine a tennis player with a Tyson personality. Would be gold.
>Weather Update: No play before 7:00pm // Pas de matchs avant 19h. #RG16
It's over.
>>68005117
a rival thread theme tune;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YnseZpFgN0
>>68005128
I agree, it's easy to forget how much of a massive over-achiever she is. I'm not sure how many other players on tour are compared to all-time greats.
>usually over the course of 7 matches she will run into an opponent who can (and will) blow her off the court, or a grinder who wont make enough mistakes
Yep. But getting overpowered is one thing, all Pironkova had to do on the restart(s) was stay steady enough to win, and she knew it from the first game. She was obviously nervous herself but Aga went into her super safe play-not-to-lose style where virtually any solid hitter in the top 100 would beat her going away, as we saw today.
the
Worst
grand
Slam
>>68005174
McEnroe?
>>68005251
Save it until sunday/monday/tuesday. If it'S A Murrovic Finals and Djoko wins it is.
>>68005013
Williams and Kvitova are the only consistent players in the women's draw. Never expect a major from Halep, Aga, Azarenka, Sharapova, even if Williams gets eliminated.
Muguruza mite b consistent,we'll see
>>68005320
>Kvitova
>Double bagelled yet still lost in 3
>no Nadal or Federer
>rain
>Ramos-Vinolas in the quarterfinals
Worst Slam ever. It's a fucking joke.
>>68005320
Not sure I agree, Kvitova has higher highs but she's up-and-down like anyone else.
Vika will win another few if she can get out of her own way but Halep does seem to be on a similar track to Aga: can't seem to bring her best when it truly matters.
>go for a drive
>come back
>still raining
Can't they invent waterproof balls or something?
Or maybe, I don't know, build a fucking roof?
Indian Wells GS when?
>>68005448
Can't you pay debts?
>>68005278
He is child's play.
https://youtu.be/9KsCs2D9ZOw?t=1m33s
>>68005334
>Kvitova
>Grass exists
don't even try, plen
>>68005440
She just hasn't done anything since 2013 and whatever happened...injury?
Wha'ts the explanation for not putting roof?
>>68005320
>Kvitova
>consistent
>wake up early to watch tennis
>3 hour delay
>a couple matches start
>more rain
So are they gonna start playing again or what?
>>68005490
Tyson is so based.
>>68005518
No, they just announced
--Play Cancelled--
>>68005496
See >>68002080
Fucking Parisians.
>It's not even raining and they just cancelled everything
>The country of Paris
>>68005507
>At Wimbledon
>2 wins (2011, 2014)
What are you on about, zikanigger?
>>68005496
they are Le French. The French don't do anything quick and if pressured to do something they will crawl back into their hole and hide until the shitstorm blows over.
>>68005490
Petra?
She utterly destroyed Bouchard in 2014 with most of the media treating it as a coronation for Bouchard. She probably set Genie back years with that performance, one of the best I can ever remember seeing.
She's consistent as far as the current state of the tour goes (five straight Tour Finals I think) but it's hardly surprising when she ducks out in the first week of a Slam.
>Play has been suspended for the day due to rain.
It's ogre.
See you tomorrow lads.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck you, no games today
>Official/Officiel:
>Play has been suspended for the day due to rain. // Les matchs d'aujourd'hui sont annulés à cause de la pluie. #RG16
What a great and exciting tennis day.
>tfw no refund
This is absolute bullshit.
I'm afraid this is the last time that a Slam will be held in France.
Where shall we move it to? I'll say Germany.
france has contributed literally nothing of value to the world for the last two centuries
>>68005605
Kosovo
instead balls there will be kidneys
Just make Rome the 4th major and demote Paris to 1000 status
>>68005559
I guess it would take the immigrants blowing up Philippe-Chatriet or something for the idea suggested.
>Hey, while you guys rebuild that, put a fucking roof on it
>>68005567
>It's a leaf booty blasted about Bouchard
Hardly surprising
It's a good thing Roger didn't bother with this shit tournament
>>68005605
nah,too many immigrants. Poland or maybe?
>>68005605
How about a nice island in greece?
Beautiful places and always sunny.
>>68005605
If they want it still clay, then Madrid or Rome
>>68005605
We got the same weather than France m8. Not a good idea.
>>68005654
>>68005650
>>68005605
On the really real tho...what would it take for them to move this? Like if this happens again next year, would there be serious talks?
>>68005670
At least you guys would build a roof
>>68005654
Too many dead people in the waters
>>68005680
I think it's more that if they get fucked up financially due to it and can't organize it anymore.
Seen the new Word Tour Finals 2016 advert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzvNymMn93c
>>68005550
>good at two Grand Slams in her career
Do you know what the word 'consistency' means?
>>68005654
>Tournament held in Greece
>Given money to help run the tournament
>Greek government takes money and spends it on random shit
yeah no
>>68005716
Yes.
For example, Kvitova is consistent at Wimbledon.
>>68005685
All the migrants would go around raping the qts, can't do it in Germany
2016 is the worst tennis season since Federer came along
>>68005633
She's all we got, anon
>>68005734
You gotta be fucking with me, she is obviously good at grass but by no mean consistent she goes out in the third round/QF, and is shit everywhere else.
>French people in charge of hosting tournaments
Can't wait to see the bombs going off at the Euros next month.
>>68005759
I'm fairly confident that Raonic will win something at some point. I know he's boring as fuck, but he played great at the Australian Open. He'll servebot his way to a hard court title once Djoko slows down and during a tournament where Nadal and Federer both miss because of injury/retirement
Bouchard tho...she was a meme. There's one like her every year. Sorry it happened to Canada :(
>>68005768
>QF
>bad
I guess you're not aware that a top 8 finish out of a field of 128 is impressive and to do it for four years in a row would qualify as consistent.
Who knows what happened with that third round loss, but if she makes it to the quarters at Wimbledon again this year, then suck a dick
sloot off tinder sent me this lads
think im making it !
fuck this rain tbqh
fucking hell my captcha wouldn't load for the longest time
why is 4chan so shit
ded sport
>>68005888
is that a handcuff on her ankle
>>68005888
Who took the photo? Her dog? You're being playd m8
>>68005842
Agree on Raonic but too early to tell with Bouchard IMO. WT is just so random right now I wouldn't be at all surprised if she gets a lucky draw and makes R16 at Wimbledon.
She's a Sharapova clone, she'll never go out and paint masterpieces but her tenacity and grit will win her a bunch of matches. With an atrocious serve to boot.
You can get lucky for a Slam or maybe two but 2 Semis and a Final in a season isn't nothing.
And hey, at least she didn't break down and cry during her Wimbledon thumping.
>>68005919
if you think about it, he is actually being cucked
>>68005919
>>68005937
mayb she has a selfie stick
>mfw actually care about and enjoy/understand tennis and this fucking retard comes along and goes full american
>>68005320
>>68005490
>>68005550
>>68005734
>>68005842
im not even kidding, please fucking kill yourself
>>68005937
Or maybe the girl's bf likes to get cucked and wants to watch Ameribro plow his gf.
>>68005976
agreed. it's cuckoldery one way or the other.
>>68005972
Who the fuck are you, you frogposting faggot
>>68005919
>>68005937
n-no I'd hope not meeting her this friday night.
I don't want my autism to ruin it and ask who took photo tbqh
>>68006003
i'm just memeing lad. good luck
>>68006003
Rooting for you lid. Got a date tomorrow at 3 as well.
>>68006080
So no tennis for you?
>>68006080
>Date at 3:00 PM on a Wednesday
How's the NEET-life bro?
>>68006119
Tell us how to go about getting a date and then getting laid in India
>>68006116
>>68006119
Student lad, years finished.
Hopefully rains so I don't miss anything ;)
>>68006119
POO-IN-LOO
>>68006159
Hahahaha classic.
>>68006159
>>68005888
>>68006003
>tfw micropenis
Forever a virgin.
At least only 10 more years until I my powers manifest.
Only good thing about this slam is new based French posters. Much better than aussies.
>>68006201
They'll disappear once it's over though. I never see them anywhere else.
Is Lisicki /finished/
>>68006141
If you're white, go to any night club and hit on the prettiest girl there. EZ
But you won't have sex on the first night, girls here require a lot of effort before they put out.
>>68006146
I just graduated from Uni and got fired from my well-paying job. Chilling at home right now.
Hope you make the most of your break m8
>>68006189
Just hit on insecure sloots and treat them like ladies. That's how I get laid
>>68006213
They're pretty cool though. Please come to our masters threads. Aussies, all Americans minus 1, 190cm master race. Leave now.
>>68006221
It's a good life atm lid. Will be better next year when I can drive.
>>68005136
tennis will be haram by then
>>68006221
Why'd you get fired
>>68006241
Then what, reveal godzilla?
I just save myself the pain of getting laughed at.
It's ok, I have kinda accepted my fate.
Still hurts though.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305
GO GO GO
>>68005496
tennis is not important.
POST TENNISFU NOW
>>68005605
>I'm afraid this is the last time that a Slam will be held in France.
>>68006372
Fuck off.
>>68006295
I studied comp sci. but got a really high paying job as a business developer at a startup. Gave it my all at first but couldn't really give a fuck about the job. Used to smoke pot in the lunch break and laze around too much.
The company is about to get sold off anyway so fuck them.
Looking for a job as a software developer now.
>>68005605
>mfw all the tennis court of Finland have roofs but there will never be any big tournament because this is too much of a shithole
>>68006306
How small are we talking...give us some stats
>>68006306
Honest question Greece bro. How many women have you spoken to this year? It really is a numbers game.
>>68006141
You follow a girl home, tie her to a tree and rape her
britbro did you try the memespin tips to generate more spin yet?
>>68006411
nice I'm starting community college this for computer programming & analysis then hoping to transfer to uni for A cs degree
Was the job really stressful? I'm just hoping to get a JOB that pays more than retail
>>68006472
First you have to smear the tree with your POO. This is an ancient Indian mating ritual that has been followed for many centuries.
>>68005888
would eat that ass 2bh
rglegends matches tomorrow
>>68006306
How small? 4 inches you can work with
>>68005136
where the fuck did you find this gif
>>68006453
8 cm erect.
Kill me.
>>68006458
None, like I said, I don't feel there is any reason to try.
>>68006499
Performance is measured week-in and week-out bro. Any job in a startup is really stressful.
I'll offer some unsolicited advice, study computer programming on your own. Just an hour everyday or couple of hours every weekend. By the time you graduate, even from a shitty uni, you'll have the required skills to make more than $100,000 a year.
>>68006503
My little brother was doing computer science, but decided to switch to IT after struggling with physics and calc.
Is IT any different? Will he make less? should I try to convince him to still do comp sci? I don't know what the difference between them is
>>68006576
Are you obese? If you worked out, and dropped weight, you could potentially gain an inch or two
>>68006576
Too bad m8. But there is hope.
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2016/05/16/penis-transplant-thomas-manning-halifax-massachusetts-general-hospital-cancer/
>>68006576
Sex is a long way away for you, if you think like that. Try to go out and be friendly.
If you get a girl into your bedroom and are getting hot and heavy with her, she won't stop and laugh about your penis.
Don't think about sex if you're not even talking to women.
>>68006628
CS and IT are interchangeable if you just want to get a decent job. Computer science is a bit harder because there are lots of shitty subjects that have no relevance to the real world unless you get into research. If you're little bro is struggling with math then IT is a good choice for him. As I said just tell him to focus on developing coding skills and be fluent in the major languages(c,python,javascript,php,etc.)
You seem like a good bro m8. Hope you make it :)
>>68006748
This. She won't stop and laugh you autist. She'll go with it. She might not have sex with you again. But learn to use other things to your advantage. Fingering, eating out etc.
>>68006447
It would have top tier facilities but no people would show up to watch it
Promote rome to a slam. Such a nice tournament. Plus they have night matches which are so comfy and look good under the lights.
tomorrow, 12:30 R16 Djokovic (1) - Bautista-Agut (14)
tomorrow, 12:30 R16 Ferrer (11) - Berdych (7)
tomorrow, 12:30 R16 Goffin (12) - Gulbis
tomorrow, 12:30 R16 Granollers-Pujol - Thiem (13)
tomorrow, 13:30 QF Gasquet (9) - Murray (2)
tomorrow, 14:30 QF Ramos-Vinolas - Wawrinka (3)
tomorrow, 11:00 R16 Bertens - Keys (15)
tomorrow, 11:00 R16 Williams (9) - Bacsinszky (8)
tomorrow, 11:00 R16 Williams (1) - Svitolina (18)
tomorrow, 11:00 R16 Suarez-Navarro (12) - Putintseva
tomorrow, 15:30 QF Stosur (21) - Pironkova
tomorrow, 16:30 QF Rogers - Muguruza Blanco (4)
Great plan
>>68006940
They have no roof either. I still say give it to Germany, they have roof.
>>68006996
It snowed in Munich this year.
>>68007010
Only for an hour or so
>>68006994
>tomorrow
>>68005919
>it's a 'finland supects cuck conspiracies' episode
I swear I saw this same episode yesterday
>>68007010
They have immigrants
>>68006994
"""""""tomorrrow""""""""
Thursday looks allright
>>68006146
>Hopefully rains so I don't miss anything ;)
i hope your date goes horribly
>>68007311
why
>>68007376
cuz
>Hopefully rains so I don't miss anything
>>68007311
It's a guaranteed success lad. She's frothing for the dick.
>>68007485
post pic
>>68007514
of grill btw not of your dick
>>68007485
post pic of your dick too
>>68007485
nandos or maccy d?
>>68007846
cheeky nandos
Definitely no pics. So you can reverse search and doxx me.
>>68007846
Heading to the park lad. Don't wanna spend money on these hoes.
>mfw bro culture thread
Wednesday's schedule, brought to you by the french tennis federation guy : http://www.club.fft.fr/_adc/services/resprog/pdf/Day_18_OOP_Wednesday_01.06.16_20160531193750.pdf
It's going to be a rerun, isn't it?
Wednesday's schedule, brought to you by the french guy
![An%20Ana%20Ivanovic%20fist%20pump[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t71q8nc.jpg "An%20Ana%20Ivanovic%20fist%20pump[1].jpg")
>>68008225
>mfw a few days are left till the end of French and the americans leave /tennis/
Frenchies pls stay. I like you.
>>68008390
embrace grass season
>>68008390
Why are grass court the classiest?
>>68008484
because they require the most autism to maintain
Grass will be so comfy.
>>68008390
>mfw they'll be back for the wimblewobble
>>68008484
There is a reason the sport is called Lawn Tennis
>>68008440
>Djokovic was a break up in the final set
>>68008440
Was that the time he double faulted on match point?
>>68008521
DELET THIS
>>68008539
Did he do that in a final at RG? If so harsh on the bot desu.
>>68008539
i didn't watch tennis back then, only a little during the olympics
>>68008539
that was 2014, the pic is 2013 semi where he touched net while smashing.
>>68008593
>>68008577
iirc this was 2014 SF
the last time rafa won the RG :( he was so happy after that match
>>68008608
kek he looks like a kid
Shades of Rome about this. Djoko gonna have to play 2 matches in a row. 1 is defo 4 sets. Could face a long semi and then the final. Muzza needs to take advantage.
>>68008608
To put it into context
https://youtu.be/VKM19zYZX24?t=22m12s
Just watch that match. Makes you realize how fucked Rafa is right now.
>>68008792
i wanna see him rage as he loses and gets knocked out of the tournament
>>68008801
Lmao Rafa is such an autist.
>>68008820
Hope he makes it to the final to see it taken away again.
>>68008801
god, that forehand. fuck i miss him. i really think a subpar rafa could have managed to beat him this year.
he really needs to win 1 (one) more RG title before retirement
>>68008874
But it's far from what it was. Even now that he got better. This tendon injury will sure not help it.
>>68008801
no wonder his wrist is all fucked up lol
>>68008936
>But it's far from what it was
i realise that, man. if i could have it my way, i would just summon a 2010 rafa to fuck shit up.
i think his wrist injury isn't all that serious though. think he should sit out wimbly if he's not fully recovered but other than that, i believe he'll be fine.
>>68009012
2013 was still playing well
What are the chances of rain for tomorrow?
For the love of fuck, please be dry.
I can't take much more of this shit.
>>68009012
>think he should sit out wimbly if he's not fully recovered
To be honest he should sit out wimbly anyway, will save him a couple of days
>Darcis
>Rosal
>Kyrigos
>Brown
>>68009152
Should be rainy in the morning, but ok between noon and 17-18 french time
>>68009098
sure, even 2014 rafa was bretty good but imo nothing comes close to his 2008-2010 form
>Oy vey, we played for 2 hours and 5 minutes, so no refunds allowed. We need the money for the new roof and, uhm, lights. All coming soon, promise.
How can they get away with this?
>>68009493
That's the biggest bullshit of the tournament. I'd sue them of I had bought a ticket and law insurance.
>>68009493
today they really squeezed out that 2 hours felt pretty disgusting
>>68009493
Its cause it cost ~€200M yesterday cause of the total cancellation, they wouldn't want to do that again
>>68009560
sounds like a bullshit number
>>68009560
>>68009614
He means 2million
>>68009493
they're refunding half of it
http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/articles/2016-05-31/tuesday_31_may_conditions_for_ticket_reimbursement.html
>>68005496
EASY.
The RICH people who have building near the courts can watch games for free just by going on their balcony. If you put a roof, you won't be able to see shit anymore. So, no roof.
>>68009671
RG confirmed for not Jewish. You could probably still get you money back if you had legal connections.
>>68009671
Except central court tickets because 2 hours and 1 minute were played
>>68009737
shit, you're right
>tickets to all courts except Philippe-Chatrier Court will be reimbursed for half their purchase price
that's not fucking cool. they should get sued
Already getting a lot of shit on Facebook. This is a good thing. Maybe it will change something
All people complaining should just fuck off, the tickets gave you access to a particular court. Did they no thave access today? No, they did. If they didn't stay, it's hteir fault. If they found the spectacle not entertaining, tough luck. They will even get priority placement next year.
>tfw the entire thread will be cheering for her tomorrow
don't let me down bros
>>68009855
>>68009865
Who? Watching women's tennis.
>>68009865
literally who
>>68009914
>>68009926
>not knowing our girl
>>68009910
Why am I not surprised some arabic cunt resorts to blaming the jew. Could you be more stereotypical?
>>68009865
>not wanting the V. Williams x S. Williams final
