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unstoppable power of memes edition
>>68001953
>Mfw the memes are bad for once
le
>>68001987
GO MEMES
>>68002002
Ayy lmao
>rags
Memes are gay
Did anyone make a Canucks dishwasher? If no I'd like to request one.
T. Jim Benning's trade advisor
>>68002142
T. Cantpucks
which is worse
The Canucks or public bathroom toilet paper
>>68002207
I like a rough paper that really gets the shit out of there
>>68002264
>swede likes to get ass raped
nothing unusual here
Look at a those Swedes :^) oh wait... do my eyes mistake me?? LMAO
>>68002282
enjoy your manly soft perfumed paper with flower pattern on it
>>68002289
Swedes and amerifats aren't durable enough to last
>>68002300
I will. It actually does have flower patterns on it
>>68002322
But Kirkland tp it's godly
>>68002306
If Patty can get in a few cheeky rapes this summer and repeats on his season total he could hit 1300 by the end. Sweden's best hope is Fillip Forsberg on low scoring Nashville LMAO!
>>68002306
>Mfw saad plays 25 years and becomes all time points leader
>>68002289
It's almost like swedish forwards have nowhere near that amount of games played in NHL
>>68002362
Neither does lemieux
>>68002362
Looks like the Finnish were one step ahead of you as per usual. It's your people's fault for being intimidated by the NHL. Scandinavia is a great place but just stop sending us hockey players!
>>68002396
LE FINNISH MEMES
>>68002396
>>68002142
I have all except Pens
>>68002553
>still this assmad
>all best players in Canadian teams last decade like Sedins, Naslund, Sundin, Alfredsson and Koivu were Swedish of Finnish
>>68002640
And we wonder why none of those teams won cups
>>68002289
>Mikita
>Canadian
>>68002650
Well after Sundin, Alfredsson and Naslund quit they went down the shitter
>>68002650
What the slovak said + the Red Wings, version 2008
>>68002668
Actually after naslund left the Canucks had their best year ever. You probably haven't seen the news yet in your village
If I was a GM I would literally only draft Americans and Canadians.
>>68002735
Yuros only care about regular season and meme tournaments
>>68002712
And who were there to fill up the gap?
>>68002735
>even thinking about drafting Finns swedes Czechs or Russians
>>68002755
More soft swedes that got bullied out of the playoffs
>>68002712
Maybe Linden and Naslund were a liability after all
>>68002735
>>68002767
>this mad at Binland
>canadians getting buttmad and refusing to believe that their cup drought might have something to do with them selves
Not surprised though
>>68002852
>only 2 yuropoor captains have hoisted the cup
Pretty much says it all
>Swedes are butthappy
YES!
Why is he so handsome?
>>68002553
>Mad at dishwashers
>>68002918
Who? We don't like swedes here
>>68002908
>implying
Scoring leaders in the last ten completed playoffs:
Europeans: 5
North Americans: 5
>>68002912
I've heard worse jokes tbf
>>68002852
Kings : overwhelmingly Canadian
Hawks: overwhelmingly Canadian
>>68003003
>We don't like swedes here
>>68003114
>being a swede liker
Leave, faggot meme hater
>>68003093
Every NHL team is overwhelmingly Canadian.
>>68003127
Hmmmm ... really makes you think
>>68003127
Hawks and kings were more Canadian than most when they won
>>68003087
I'm not implying anything. The only Swedish captain to ever hoist a cup was Lidstrom.
Swede's are shit leaders.
>>68003093
The players aren't the whole team though
>>68002908
And only 2 American captains did
Although now we might have the third one
>>68003156
Good point, the coaches and management were Canadian too
>>68003151
I'm not going to try and argue it with you, because I'm sure you're so stuck to that idea that it won't matter what I say. Even though I'm sure you can't back it up.
>>68003175
Then why are canadian teams so shit?
>muh europeans
That is such a fucking weak excuse
The world is crazy, but you can always count on one thing staying the same: shorks gonna shork.
>>68003197
I'm most just trolling you Sweden. I have nothing against swedes
>>68003215
I've been waiting all playoffs long for it to happen too.
>>68003197
It's true though
Most Canadian teams in the last 20 years were lead by yuros who are too soft for the playoffs and don't really care about winning a cup
>>68003234
Sweden is shit
>>68003127
Penguins are almost half American
>>68003240
Heater 06-07 senators even tho they lost
50 in '07
>>68003261
>alfredsson
>>68003127
>>68003093
>Penguins and Shorks have rougly the same amount of Canadian players
Oh well
>>68003234
Nothing wrong with a little trolling every now and then
>>68003240
Sure thing bud
>>68003286
>MEMEING THIS FUCKING HARD
>>68003295
You know I am right, Sven.
>>68003334
Nope, Claude
>>68003343
>Claude
>Swedish
>not black
KEKED
>>68003376
Did you read that as me claiming that my name is Claude?
Is this your first day on 4chan?
>>68003401
>being this Swedish
>not being black and named Claude
Cucked hard
>>68003093
Kings best player: Slovenian
Hawks best player: American
Shorks best player: American
Pens best player: American
>>68003427
Bluejackets best player, American
>>68003427
Cool b8 Mongol
>>68003464
Finns need to be b&
>>68003427
Malkin is Jewish.
>>68003427
I mean it's cute that you think this but it's objectively wrong.
>>68003480
Yuros should go back to posting in their own threads tbqh
>>68003480
>You will never fish for pike with bits of finns as bait
>shorks play like shit
>almost win
>pens dominate
>lucky last second goal
Top plen
Sharks sweep in 5 ez
>>68003497
TRUE
NORTH AMERICA ONLY HERE
why bully? what do you get out of it?
>>68003376
>>68003413
Americans really suck at banter
>>68003464
>>68003480
>>68003497
>being this mad at based Finland
>It's an "NA versus EU" episode
>>68003523
They are neither as informed as Europeans, nor as amusing shitposters as Australians, pathetic desu
>>68003547
Why doesn't UK have a decent hockey league? Do people literally care only about futbol?
>>68003540
>being this much of a yuropoor
>>68003575
>Americans suck so much at sports they have to create their own
>>68003572
Why doesn't Slovakia have anything? Are you all obsessed with being poor
>>68003572
We have the EIHL, and it's a good start.
We're also part of the CHL, and >my boys will be in it.
It's the fastest growing sport over here, but nothing will ever dethrone divegrass.
Shame, really. Because divegrass is the drizzling shits.
>>68003600
>tfw we are the best at discus and Shotput
>tfw we are the most civilized
>>68003605
--> >>68003540
>Americans really suck at banter
>65% attendance
lmao
>>68003605
We have one of the best bikers right now and are still among top 10 hokkei teams despite having 1/60th of Burgerland's popuation
>>68003623
>we are the most civilized
>>68003623
I grew up with one of our 2 Olympic shot putters. Cool guy
>>68003508
>Pens don't even come on the ice for the 2nd period
>still win
>>68003673
My coach was an Olympic shot putter he was literally godly
>>68003637
Sagan is pretty cool tbf, pretty much better than anyone else at handling the bike
>>68003684
>wearing a jersey backwards
>>68003732
>jersey
>>68002289
>canadacucks think theyre cool bc theyre the only ones that care about hockey
dale
>>68003684
>team led by a crybaby, careless guy and living meme
>actually winning
Do you guys think Jumbo and Burns will shave if they win the cup? Also pretty cool how well Donskoi has adapted to the NHL. He was one the Sharks best players in G1.
>>68003850
Those beards are disgusting to be honest. Especially burns.
>he actually attends games
>willingly sharing space with a bunch of dudebros, middle-aged fat men and their whining wives when he can watch it in his own couch with a better view while able to shitpost on /sp/
>>68003857
t. low test
>>68003857
>not liking manly beards
>>68003920
THE MEMES ARE OUT OF CONTROL SOMEONE STOP THEM
>>68003939
>>68003954
REEEE SLOVAKIA LEAVE
>>68002362
It's almost like they have hundreds more than super Mario
>>68003920
There's a difference between having a manly beard and looking homeless. Pic related is the epitome of a manly beard.
>>68004015
There are different types of beards, m8.
Nothing wrong with a wiry beard like Burns or Jumbo.
>>68004015
>tfw Slovakia is homeless so they see disgusting bears
>>68003964
>>68004015
That looks gay
>>68004060
>>68004075
Dumb mobile poster
>>68004033
I guess. I just think when a beard gets to that length is looks silly.
>n-notice me Allah
>>68004080
>posting from Slovakia
At least we can hold more than 3 pictures
>>68004081
Each to their own.
I think a nice trimmed beard like you posted looks good too, but then I also think a big wiry beast of a beard looks cool.
At the end of the day, it's no different than hairstyles. Everyone has their own preference.
>its an /int/ episode
Let's get back on track faggots, post your projected first 10 1st round picks for the draft.
1. Austin Matthews-TOR
2. Patrik Laine-WPG
3. Jesse Puljujarvi-CBJ
4. Matthew Tkachuk-EDM
5. Alexander Nylander-VAN
6. Pierre-Luc Dubois-CGY
7. Olli Juolevi-ARI
8. Mikhail Sergachev-BUF
9. Logan Brown-MON
10. Jakob Chychrun-COL
>>68004138
You forgot the part where Toronto trades their pick to the Kings for kopitar
>>68004170
You mean the Pens for Fluery
>>68004170
>implying
Lou isn't THAT stupid. Plus Babs loves Matthews, they won't do it.
>>68004138
tfw no future
>>68004212
But you guys have two young boys named Nylander and they'll likely be even better then the Sedins were!
>>68004206
Well I wouldn't say that
>>68004138
>there are people who actually believe Laine and Bulju will bust
>>68004246
>tfw he wins a Stanley cup for Columbus
>>68004246
At worst they'll underperform but still be on the international team for years to come. Laine has also performed well against NHL players in the WJC, I expect him to make it on Winnipeg's 2nd line immediately, the overall top 5 are really fucking good players.
Also why is DeBrincat rated so low by scouts? He's had a tremendous year for Erie and the USA Under 20 team. If the cards are played right he's gonna be a huge steal at the 20s.
Based Slovakia causing so much butthurt
>mad at Slovakia
>>68004305
>binland not getting mad at memes
This is a new day for /hoc/
>>68004138
1. Austin Matthews-TOR
2. Patrik Laine-WPG
3. Jesse Puljujärvi-CBJ
4. Traded to MTL for 9th+2nd+3rd. Pierre-Luc Dubois-MTL
5. Olli Juolevi-VAN
6. Matthew Tkachuk-CGY
7. Alex Nylander-ARI
8. Mikhail Sergachev-BUF
9. Jakob Chychrun-EDM
10. Tyson Jost-COL
>>68004328
Binland are the meme masters
>>68004343
GOOD
MEEM
>>68004263
That's a dandy new meme
>>68003811
1-0
I really really want Shorks to win, but can you imagine the absolutely hilarious shitstorm if shorks shorked int he seventh game with winning goal by Kessel?
The butthurt would last for months.
>>68004525
>Implying the shorking wouldn't be even better if the penguins swept and Bill got a hat trick in game 4
>>68004590
There are people who unironically don't like pork ribs and bacon
>>68004138
I like your style
Barring any trades (very difficult to predict)
1) Austism Memethews - TOR
2) Patrik Laine - WPG
3) Jesse Puljumeme - CBJ
4) Mathew Tkachuk - EDM
5) Pierre-Luc Dubois - VAN
6) Alex Nylander - CGY
7) Jacob Chychrun - ARI
8) Olli Joulevi - BUF
9) Mikhail Sergachev - MON
10) Clayton Keller - COL
ALSO:
SAY MY NAME
>>68004627
You know what Edmonton should do? Trade their pick with Colorado for Tyson Barrie and 10th overall.
>>68003508
Tampa fans were telling themselves the same things m8 :^)
>>68004664
That's not a bad idea, but COL needs to draft a D just as bad as EDM, and they both are not in a position to draft one. Unless COL wants to take Chychrun at 4. Barrie WILL be traded at the draft it just depends where. I want TOR to try and trade PIT's 1st (or a 2nd) and a depth D prospect (Valiev/Percy/Loov) for him.
>>68004590
>>68004759
I like this piggy meme
>>68004712
I would imagine the avs want more than a late 1st and a fringe NHL player. You'd probably have to throw in a 2nd as well.
>>68004759
gonna need a chinkouver riot pic one pls
>>68004806
Ya that's true, wouldn't give up TOR's 2nd (31st OA) but a later 2nd might end up worth it but might not. I trust Hunter, Dubas, Lou, etc with it. Leafs need more big D prospects so drafting might be the better way to accomplish that. Watching Dallas and their small defence get bullied out by STL in the 2nd round was a huge wake up call.
why do hockey players suffer from hair loss?
>>68004884
Toronto should be focusing on goalies more than d to be honest. They have no one even close to ready or anyone in the system who has potential. They at least have a lot of young defenseman who could turn out pretty well and they still have Rielly who is no where near his peak.
I'm praying they draft the best goalie this year with their 31st pick.
>>68004896
Because they are overwhelmingly male.
>>68004826
>>68004950
Do a bluejackets one
>>68004957
with whom?
>>68004977
Le Finnish hockey tendy
Korpisalo
Say hello to the new head coach of the Charlotte Checkers
>>68004929
You're right about needing goaltending, that was awfully apparent after the Marlies loss in the Calder Cup Playoffs. Neither Bibeau OR Sparks will be even decent NHL starters. But drafting G that high is always a risk. It would probably be better to trade that pick for a proven(ish) goaltender a la Martin Jones. Trying to get Andersen from the Ducks makes the most sense as they have their internal spending cap and will likely lose one of their goalies at the expansion draft for nothing.
>>68005014
More like the Charlotte chokers
Blank template for the lazy
>>68005025
Can't choke if you're already shit ;^)
>>68005035
>tfw on phone
>>68005037
Good point
>>68004950
>you will never sit at home with a cup of hot chocolate and watch the Vancouver riots unfold
Would have been pretty comfy
>>68005009
I had better idea
>>68005015
Martin Jones will never happen don't be delusional. And I honestly don't care much for Andersen.
Why is drafting a goalie that high risky? It's the most important position you should have scouts looking for potential #1 goalies. Doesn't matter how good your blue line and forwards are if you have a shit tender.
>>68004565
>sweep
>in 4
>>68005074
Godly
>tfw comfy tortellini
>>68005064
They were pretty lame tbf
Just a bunch of nerds and Asians sperging out
>>68005101
But it seems like that was what was good about it. Nerds and asians trying to cause havoc. But I guess you're right.
>>68005035
Look at that fucking pig famalam
>>68005084
I didn't mean trading FOR Martin Jones, but trading a 1st for a proven(ish) goaltender like SJS did for Jones last offseason.
It is but determining if/when a goaltending prospect will pan out is a lot more difficult than a forward or defencemen and if you can't confidently say that the player you are drafting in that spot is the BPA, then its best to draft BPA and use them as an asset when looking to acquire a positional need (G). What don't you like about Andersen? He has been consistently top 15 in the last couple years and is trending upwards.
>>68005101
>you will never be a riot police officer and beat the shit out of uppity liberal teens and asians
>>68005131
zatkoff and fleury are just sitting there
>>68001953
What is /hoc/'s opinion on the current state of the NBA?
>>68005135
iktf
>>68005153
Couldn't care less
>>68004936
I know literally one guy who is balding yet most hockey players seem to be. It's not that common
>>68005131
I don't trust European tenders. If it were me I would only draft north American goalies. There's certain situations where I'm wrong like hasek, lundqvist, tretiak, sawchuk. But the safer bet would be NA.
>>68005187
Didn't know Don posted here.
Andersen gives me Lehtonen vibes though.
>>68005150
Just sitting there, but in their 30's. They wouldn't fit with the Leaf''s timeline unfortunately, even though they are likely a lot cheaper. Maybe >we should try to get Demko off of drunk trader Jim Benning.
>>68005187
I get that, we are looking at an all-Canadian goaltending cup final. Very excited for the draft at the end of June
>>68005153
Don't care, floorsqueek is unwatchable
>>68005220
good point. forgot the laffs were 4-5 years away
now if you are the bloos...
>>68005204
I'm not saying European goalies aren't good I just don't trust them as much. The last 15 cup winners, niemi is the only European goalie to hoist the cup. The rest were Canadian or American.
>inb4 rask
Doesn't count because he was a mascot for Tim Thomas.
>>68005247
Blues have Elliott, Allen and Husso. Allen Might just be disposable, especially keeping the expansion draft in mind.
>everyone forgets russian five and much of a beast konstantinov was
>>68005247
Ahh yes I remember all the success they had when they traded for notorious playoff performer Ryan Miller, they are sure to have the same result with MAF
>>68005258
You forgot Hasek. Calgary didn't exactly lose because of Kiprusoff, 2013 bruins didn't exactly lose because of Rask(inb4 it was 2-1), 2014 >rags didn't lose because of Lundqvist.
>>68005437
I know it's just a stat. I'm not trying to disparage European goalies Im just a little more cautious with them.
>>68002553
Blues washer pls
>We are 1/4th of the way through the Shorks getting swept
>>68005486
Le Hoki may me
>tfw I get to go to a Calder cup game because da land made it
Gunna wear my Atkinson sweater
>>68005258
Favorite picture
>>68005699
What about korpi
>>68005487
>2-2 most of the game
>pens won with a cheeky goal in the last 5 minutes
Not exactly getting "swept" so far
>>68005710
>power play babbies get their power play goal
>play good for one period
>get dominated in the other 2
>I-i-it was close guys
Kek. Sharks goalie is going to keep this series close but the pens are winning lad
>da land wins da Calder
Will it make up for the Cavs getting btfo?
>>68005772
Maybe
did this get posted?
>The NHL's ongoing expansion process involving the Las Vegas and Quebec City markets is expected to be finalized at the Board of Governors meeting in Las Vegas on June 22, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman said Monday.
>>68005784
Nice.
Canada will get another team they won't win with.
>>68003608
Have many kids and put them in Hockey to plant the seed of Hockey domination
>>68005784
Well that's always been the deadline so they either decide yes then or wait another year
>>68005816
The west will still have less teams
>>68005784
So, is Detroit going back to west?
how do you guys crop the computer screen so well?
its so hard for me
>>68005752
Pretty much this. Not calling the sweep yet, but basically all >us pongs have to do is stay out of the box and tighten up the pk.
Sharks have no fucking chance.
>>68005784
QC isn't happening, Vegas is
>>68005752
Pens dominated the 1st, sure.
They were the better team in the 3rd (and overall) but they didn't dominate that period.
It was a very close game, and that was with the Sharks shorking the first period.
If that game is Pens "dominating" then I guess Sharks are winning the cup.
Who else excited for the incoming IP ban on finland and canadumbs?
>>68005861
I hope so. Their butthurt would be amazing
>>68005894
>tfw detoilet will collapse when the new team comes
Also I wouldn't care if any of my teams changed divisions or conferences
>>68004138
Matthews Toronto
Laine Winnipeg
Pulju Columbus
Juolevi Edmonton
Tkachuk Van
Dubois Calgary
Nylander Ari
Sergachev Buffalo
Brown Montreal
Chychrun Colorado
>>68005964
Columbus dynasty incoming
>>68005883
Like I said, sharks are lucky they have a good goalie otherwise it would've been a blowout
Don't cry yourself to sleep when the penguins win the cup. I've been calling it since the playoffs started so you had plenty time to prepare your butthurt
>get out shot by 15
>get your power play goal because power play babies
>get dominated 5 on 5
>I-i-its just the sharks shorking!!
The sharks haven't played anyone on the penguins level
>>68005974
lmao with that glass boned goalie?
Edmonton is stupid if they dont trade down and draft one of the Defensemen
>>68006011
>implying boobtittsky will be here in 2 years
Korpi is Finnish he's amazing
>>68005974
>doubting hershey
>original meems
>>68006050
Didn't they Hershey their pants earlier in the season?
>>68006033
They better have a finn in the roster next season to help pulju off the ice
>>68006071
Either korpi or forsberg will be up
>>68006071
shut the fuck up you ugly, smelly, drunk mongol. dont you have someone to stab or a bridge to jump off of?
>>68005486
>>68006104
>>68006131
wtf does this meme even mean?
>>68005883
>outscored 3-1 at even strength
>outshot 41-26 in a Finals game
>ended game with nearly 2 minutes of 6-on-4 during which the shorks registered 0 shots on goal
Even with the NHL wanting a long series, shorks are getting swept
>>68006153
>not being in the last two threads
I feel bad
>>68006178
U missed out on some primo maymays
Post yfw the Leafs 50 year cup drought
>>68006153
It's literally a reddit meme. r/hockey was posting about dishwashers during a game thread of the blues sharks series and, like all /hoc/ memes, they went and stole it pretending it's good or something.
/hoc/ just forcing non memes, nothing new here
>>68006166
Ahahaha I totally forgot about that final power play. Sharks couldn't even control the puck 50% of the time. Did people seriously think they would sweep? KEK
>>68006206
please no bully
>>68006210
Slovak confirmed reddit
>>68006210
>making shit up
I literally asked "what's the best brand of dishwasher and why is it Whirlpool?" in /hoc/ and then started the next thread as dishwasher edition and boom dishwasher posing was born
So how many goals bill score next game?
Dubs confirm bill hat trick
>>68006301
SO CLOSE TO DUBS.
Confirm for 2.
>>68006222
>>68006166
Making the Finals only to get swept by Bill Kessel and a backup goalie -- this will be the biggest shork of all time. I bet they were tearing their hair out, trying to figure out how to top >3-0, until Jumbo Joe himself came up with the plan
>>68006301
>off by one
Dubs for Donskoi hat trick
>>68006349
Dubs and Donskoi won't score a single hat trick for the next 5 years
>>68006301
four
>pens barely beat bolts with one goal
differences
>shorks basically obliterate bloos after first choke even though bloos were favored
Sharks are clearly better because no one expected them to get that far, the next game will decide the winner of the series.
>>68006376
>>68006405
Statistically the winner of the first game chooses the winner
>>68006210
Source: my ass
>>68006423
That means nothing. I'm willing to bet the winner of games 1-7 also statistically determine the winner. The winning team tends to win more games you idiot
>>68006423
>last time loser of first game won the cup was in 2011
fug
You should still remember that in almost all quarter and semi finals this year the winner of first game lost the series
